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>Disney depiction of obese Polynesian god in film Moana sparks anger
>Portrayal of the god Maui has prompted debate over unhealthy stereotypes of Polynesian men on screen
>The depiction of a Polynesian character in a Disney film has prompted anger across the Pacific islands, with one New Zealand MP saying the portrayal of the god Maui as obese was “not acceptable”.

Lord give me strength. Disney needs to just make all movis about animals now, to not offend people.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jun/27/disney-depiction-of-obese-polynesian-god-in-film-moana-sparks-anger
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>>79008880
Uhuru. PROUD OF YOUR BOY!!
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>>79008880

Whatever happened to "beauty at any size"? Guess that doesn't apply for dudes?

fuck them
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>>79008880

literally who gives a fuck
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Maui is just going for bearmode
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>>79008880

It's literally a cartoon.
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>In Māori mythology, Māui is a culture hero famous for his exploits and his trickery.

>His last, fatal trick was on the Goddess Hine-nui-te-pō. In attempting to make mankind immortal by changing into a worm, entering her vagina and leaving by her mouth while she slept, she crushed him with the obsidian teeth in her vagina.
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He's not even obese, he's strongfat.

Maybe if pacific islanders lost some fucking weight people wouldn't potray them and their gods as fat guys.
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>>79008880
>Portrayal of the god Maui has prompted debate over unhealthy stereotypes of Polynesian men on screen

I wasn't aware of any stereotypes at all for polynesian people. other than samoans are good at football I guess
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Thankfully someone has common sense.

https://youtu.be/KGlYyAvPWc0
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They're not the hottest though.

Most people would say someone like Alexander Skarsgård is the most attractive.
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Because this hasn't already been done for centuries
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>literally fat shaming
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>>79008880

Anthropomorphizing animals is a blasphemy in Islam. So you're fucked on that front, too.

Better to make films about...black Nobel Prize winning scientists.
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>>79008880
DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN'?!
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>>79008880
The men on the top look the same. Certain Africans and the island people they like fat people and other different things. It's all good. What'd they expect a blonde twink?
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>>79009211
One is being shit wrestlers
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>bearmode
>obese
Oh please. Why are these people given any attention?
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>>79009182
Heh, I still remember reading that in school. She crushed him because a particular native bird couldn't stop itself from laughing, which caused the goddess to wake up.
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>>79008880
>Stereotypes
Nigger what?

The male obesity rate in Polynesia is like 80%
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>>79009305
>black Nobel Prize winning scientists
thats racist because it would be about an uncle tom
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>>79009339
Who was busted for steroids.
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>>79009358
They're thin-spirited though so that doesn't count
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>>79008880
>3 hottest men
>somehow being the average
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>>79009305
Islam hates furries? Now I don't know what to think.
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>>79009400

>Implying the (((Nobel Prize))) is a bad thing

Oy fucking vey. Bad Goy!
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>>79008880
Oh, come on. I don't see women throwing a fit when a movie depicts a female who can drive.
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>>79008880

"At higher BMI levels, Polynesians were significantly leaner than Europeans, implying the need for separate BMI definitions of overweight and obesity for Polynesians."

"At higher body mass index levels, Polynesians (Maori and Samoans combined) had a significantly higher ratio of lean mass : fat mass compared with Europeans."

http://www.nature.com/ijo/journal/v23/n11/pdf/0801053a.pdf?origin=publication_detail
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Since when was Roman Reigns in Hollywood?
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>>79008880
>>79009081

lol, this is why you NEVER give any liberals any ground.
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>>79008880

BODY SHAMING!
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>>79009081
second post best post
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>>79008880
have these people ever fucking seen Hawaiians? they're obese as shit
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>>79008880

> in hollywood

in real life polynesians are fat fucks
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>>79008880
jews are fucking racist, news at 11
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I always thought Vin Diesel was Mexican.
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Roman and Rocky are half white. Rocky Johnson isn't The Rock's real father.
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Yamaha, Rikishi and Yokozuna were pretty fucking fat though
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>>79009122
>>79009211
>>79009255
>>79009311
>>79009333
>>79009355
>>79009400
>>79009544
>>79009655
checked
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>>79009848
Umaga
>autocorrect
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>>79009586
I have not seen an islander over 30 who isn't fat as fuck in my entire life
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>>79008880
This is how Maui looks in New Zealand. It's the equivalent of whitewashing by making him fat and ugly to appease SJWs
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>>79010027
More
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>>79009182
My favourite one is where he tortures the sun for being a cunt.
What a lad.
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>>79010094
More
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>>79008880
is anyone even sure these "debates" even occur? WHERE DID THE DEBATE OCCUR? Its all bullshit "drama" to stir discussion.
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>>79008880
They are fat as fuck.
http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/01/health/pacific-islandsobesity/
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/battling-american-samoas-75-percent-obesity-rate/
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>>79008880
>Fat shaming
I thought we were past this liberal media
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>>79008880
Roman Reigns just got popped for steroids, and the Rock sure as fuck, is on gear.

As for Jason, I don't know.
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>>79010027
>>79010094
I remember these from primary school
Maui was a top lad tbqh
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Roman Reigns isn't even on TV right now let alone Hollywood.
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>>79010180
Who are his friends in that image?
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>>79010094

If I recall, Maui is kind of a shit head in this one
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>>79008880
So THAT'S what the Rock is...
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fucking pussies
Thank god there are countries in which having strong fats isn't being talked politically and people are judged based on their power.
Westerner pussies excluding Iceland should just kts.
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>>79008880
Hawaii fag here. All three of those dudes are Hawaiian mix. They are not full bloods by any means.
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>>79010383
The sun always scared the shit out of me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbM3PwcGi0g
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>>79008880
I thought fat people were beautiful though? Or is that just fat women?
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>>79010415
His brothers.
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>>79009950
Various rugby teams and the fucking all blacks cunt.
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>>79010687
Do they do anything noteworthy?
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>>79008880
He looks more solid than fat though. Built like a fucking tank. He would wreck your shit man.
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>>79008880
>Romain Reigns in Hollywood
He's so shit that even wrestling fans couldn't stand him and, you know, that's not exactly a medium known for high quality acting standards. Balee dat.
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>>79010558
Catching the sun in his net woven from flax, and fishing up the North island while sailing the South Island around as a canoe. Truly a top lad
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>>79008880
Seems like a Volstagg type design. Girthy from being so tough.
>>79009211
The stereotype for all these island types is they're huge. Either tall and muscley or fat.
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>>79010759

If I recall they act like a pack of Assholes the second Maui turns his back. Maori legends are delightfully misanthropic
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>>79009950
They're not supposed to live past 25-30.
>>79010541
There it is.
They're all mutts.
Just like the average American.
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>>79010558
>other tribes see the sun as the ultimate god and must be respected
>this not australians see him as a fucking faggot and beat the crap outta of it

Noice
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>>79010866
A fantail (bird) was laughing at Maui climbing into the vagina-dentata which woke the godess killing him... Everyone is a cunt to maui.

to be fair all maori myths are creepy as fuck. e.g. Hatupatu and the bird woman gives me nightmares.
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>>79008880
reminder that this fat fucks weapon is his grandmothers jaw. Imagine how fat she was...
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>>79010866
They stole bits off the fish while he wasn't looking, this is the Maori legend for why there's mountains and valleys and bays on the North Island.

Also Maui cut out his grandmother's jawbone to use as a fish hook and used his own blood as bait.
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>>79008880
To be fair I'm heavily against fat heroes.

Fat should never be acceptable.

Nothing offensive about it but it's a bad message for the children.
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>>79011433
I was told he beat the shit out of the fish making it lumpy. Chinese whispers pls.
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>>79008880
Literally who (except for the rock...who I thought was Egyptian)?
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>>79011226
Have you visited the rest area with the rock with scratch marks on it?

Supposedly the site where someone escaped the bird woman
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>>79011506
>Nothing offensive about it but it's a bad message for the children.
That's your entire fucking history you chink eyed asexual slug, so stop with your moral high ground. Fat cunts are fat cause they cant stop eating. Other people are not because they can stop eating.
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How is Roman Reigns one of the "hottest men in Hollywood?" He's not even liked in the wrestling world.
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>>79008880
THIS IS FAT SHAMING
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>>79008928
i like you more than a friend
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>>79010099
That is a way fucking better mythology than what i learned about our natives. That is an awesome god.
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>>79011630
Left is Roman Reigns, Rocks cousin and WWE wrestler

Right is Jason Mamoa from Game of Thrones, Conan, and Aquaman in the Justice League movie.
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>>79008880
>Liberals are now mad about X

Who gives a fuck? They're always offended about something.
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>>79008880
those tatoos are incredibly D A N K but it looks like it'd take ages to draw
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>>79008880
lol...

American Samoa's battle against obesity as 95 per cent of the nation are declared overweight

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2358371/American-Samoas-battle-obesity-95-cent-nation-declared-overweight.html
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>>79009358
The cuck rate of White men is like 80%. Everybody knows it, but the white male dominated entertainment industry doesn't enforce that. Racism confirmed.
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>>79009255
lol
be serious, he looks dorky - not in that pic, but in films.
go Keanu or go home
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>>79008880
>Top 3
>Half White
>Bottom
>Full Blooded

They always ignore the White part
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>>79012176
>The cuck rate of White men is like 80%.

I'm not nearly as hip as you. WTF do you mean by this shit?
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>>79010815
But he's The Guy!
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>>79008880
The real question comes down to how many Polynesian's where in decision making positions? Is this just another white man's movie?
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>>79011630
Canada lying on Anonymouse board is degenerate.
In real life or in sjw sites you can lie to acknowledge people to show how irrelevant they are to you. But in here yoi don't do it. You can state that they are irrelevant but you cannot use same sense of expression.
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>>79008880
Polynesians sometimes have that whale blubber. Thats the difference between folk and Hollywood.
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>>79008880
Poor Disney, they are going to lose out on all those Polynesian Islander dollars. Time to sell the stock and have one last auto-erotic-asphyxiation experience.
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>>79010558
>Maoris have a myth about kneecapping the sun
what the fuck
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>>79011630
the Rock is half-Canadian half-Samoan
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>>79008880
Eh man Maori's like that do exist though, seriously they have to be the biggest cunts in the world. My uncle is one and he's 6.8 and pretty bulk, white as though.

I have seen maori's like disney's so it's not exactly inaccurate either. They're not even proper obese they are just slabs of muscle it's fucking mental.
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Let's be serious, pure blood Polynesians are some of the ugliest people on earth. Especially the women.
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>>79008880
Those are all mixed polys. I played rugby on utah where there were a ton of them and i can confirm the average polynesian looks a lot like disneys portrayal.
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>>79008880
But he's not fat, he's bear mode. And a god.
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>>79008880
Stupid liberals at it again...
The God Maui is obviously based on famous Hawaiian Singer, Israel Kamakawiwo'ole who was notable for his size and is a icon in Hawaii and Hawaiian culture

One of his songs: https://youtu.be/V1bFr2SWP1I
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>>79010594
He must take prodigious shits
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I'm honestly looking forward to this. I'm not really a fan of Disney, but this looks like it has potential for some really great visuals and a nice little story to go along with it, though I expect nothing spectacular.

And from what it seems, I'm guessing this Maui is supposed to be older, and in this Disney announcement trailer (below, at 14s), it's mentioned that he was "a once powerful demigod", meaning that he has lost some if not a great portion of his power. This could perhaps tie in with his weight gain. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA57P4D_M6g

In the trailer that they did release, his story telling tattoo does appear slender (but at the same time slightly taller) while maintaining that wide body compared to his "present" figure in the movie, which I think supports his change from then to his now exaggerated broad figure.

However I don't actually give a shit. It's a cartoon made to be enjoyed, and that's it. And as >>79013070 said, he's a [demi]god for fucks sake... and cartoon.
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>>79008880
One of those is the voice of the cartoon. Probably shouldn't use the Rock as an example if he's ok with it.
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I live in Hawaii and half the natives are obese as fuck and have 9 problem showing it or admitting it. They usually walk around with no shirts on.
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>>79013543
He was a big guy.
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Also the reason for obesity rates for Polynesians is that these small islands don't have much arable land for farming so when they start a developing economy, they receive American imported processed food like Spam and Corned Beef which is really popular in Hawaii and other Pacific Islander communities

Hawaii residents consume nearly 7 million cans of Spam each year making it the state that buys more Spam than any other state. That’s nearly 6 cans of Spam for every resident every year.

Obesity in the Pacific is a growing health concern with health officials stating that it is one of the leading causes of preventable deaths in the Pacific Rim. According to Forbes, Pacific island nations and associated states make up the top seven on a 2007 list of fattest countries, and eight of the top ten. In all these cases, more than 70% of citizens age 15 and over have an unhealthy weight.

Reasons for this issue include mining operations that have left not much arable land; as a result, much of the local diet is of processed, calorie-dense, imported food such as Spam or corned beef,[2] rather than fresh fish, fruit and vegetables.[3] In addition, cultural factors have been blamed, such as associating a large body size with wealth and power, or changing ways of living, with children leading more sedentary lives.

>tl.dr Spam is killing Polynesians
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>>79014468
They also get a bunch of really fatty cuts of meat and chicken that don't usually sell well in the US. So even if its not spam, they're still basically eating pure fat.
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>>79008880

>tfw sjw don't know bear mode.
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>>79009491
Holy fuck, When do we start a Twitter trend about furries supporting Islam?
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>>79013543
I vaguely remember someone who worked on it saying 2 of the character were based off him and his wife.
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but i encounter so many polynesians who are fucking huge, much like the pixar character.

t. salt lake city bro
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>>79008880
Well, he DOES look kinda Samoan...
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>>79008880
Wow, SJWs fat shaming now, what bigots
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>>79015106
ASAP
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>>79008880
He looks like the brick shitter I'd imagine the actual Maui to be considering in the mythology he pulls up the Hawaii islands from the ocean floor.
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>>79008880
Moaks are fat, it's just the way it is.
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>>79011226
>(bird)
>cunt
definitely an emu... mebbe the based Kiwis [flightless birds, not humans] drove off the evil emus all the way to Oz.
Hey... stranger things have happened
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>>79008880


That dude is small for a Hawaiian.

I grew up around a lot of Samoans and Hawaiians. They are fat af. Good people, but fat.
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>>79009305
>Anthropomorphizing animals is a blasphemy in Islam.
So...what you're saying is that we can trigger muslims with the power of furries?
>>79009182
>she crushed him with the obsidian teeth in her vagina.
Oh got what?
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>>79008880
>>Maui
>>Googled it up to find out how he is usually depicted, found so much more
>>His last, fatal trick was on the Goddess Hine-nui-te-pō. In attempting to make mankind immortal by changing into a worm, entering her vagina and leaving by her mouth while she slept, she crushed him with the obsidian teeth in her vagina.
Will this be in the Disney Film?
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WHERE MY PLATE LUNCH KANAKS STAY?
FUCK DA HAOLES BRA
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>>79013543
Also note that the picture of him is when he was on the skinny side. He eventually got to 350 kilograms.

>>79013589
Clearly the most electrifying shits in sports entertainment.
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>>79008880
I'm polynesian/Austrian(I had no choice obviously) and "my people" have the worst obesity problem in the world per capita.. Such a high carb civ having given up animal husbandry for centuries were not prepared for the fat content of domestic animals.
But the real question is why do so many pol/ack defend and love the pedo Disney pixel shit?
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>>79016388
repping north shore, stupid Haole fakas shitting on my board
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>>79009705
>implying Hawaiians even exist anymore

They've been bred out of existence by Filipinos, when schools here ask for Hawaiian ancestry they look for percentages and those percentage ranges are extremely low.
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>>79015106
We need to research this a bit more, but how about a furry version of the Koran? Muhammed as a cat?

>>79016388
>>79016576
I live right by the Kings Hawaiian factory in Los Angeles. I don't have it as good as you guys, but an L+L across the street is a good place to start.
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>>79008880
anyone have the image where his tattoo has loss in it?
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>>79016576
ho, you one rugged guy ah?
one sole from laie?
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>>79008880

>Stop setting unrealistic body types for little girls! #BodyShaming

>If your depiction of a Samoan man is more realistically native than the unrealistic standards set by the Rock, you're a racist bigot. #BAKA

>The ADL adds Disney-Pixar to it's ***HATECRIME DATABASE 9000®*** as a Neo-Nazi hate group, led by Ben Garrison, Trump, and literally Hitler.
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>>79016522
>polynesian/austrian
>austrian
how did you get there?
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If you want good Polynesians, just watch Johnny Lingo or The Other Side Of Heaven.
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>>79008880
>Defending (((Disney)))
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>>79008880
>Roman Reigns
>The Rock
>No clue

Have these people ever worked with a real samoan?
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>>79008880
>3 hottest men in hollywood are polynesian

Literally who are these guys? Is the middle guy The Rock?
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>>79009122
this it's a fucking animated movie they can make people like however they want and a big islander dude isn't a big fucking deal
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Nigga looks like this fat Puerto Rican I used to work with
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>>79009339
You know it's all fake, right?
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>>79008880
>3 men are mixed race with some polynesian
>why dont full polynesians look white
> liberals in charge of reality
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>>79008880
Can we pit HAES against the race baiters? Please?
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That's literally what they look like tho lol.
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>>79016822

Maybe it's the Austria/Australia confusion?
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>>79016822
Wish I could tell you but... Idk besides dads an Englisman but he's parents are Austrian
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>>79017205
Did they just shoop a human skull onto a Gorilla's skeleton?
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>>79008880
>inb4 animators have a mountain of Polynesian art references that led them to choose an overtly powerful body type over prettyboy musclelips
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>>79011980
hello red dit
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>>79008880
>everyone ALWAYS complains that there aren't enough fat people in movies
>put a fat person in
>still get complaints
sweet jesus are SJW's hard to please.
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>>79017462

That's why you should ignore them. They're like little Hitlers: you give them one Sudetenland and they'll take Poland next.
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>>79017330
can you read
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>>79017242
No, Austrian. At one point only Germans were allowed in Tonga. That's not where I get the Austrian.. Tho sometimes I want to say we wuz Germans n shit
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>>79009081
You need to check your privilege shitlord and refer to the victim pyramid. Brown people are above fat people in victim status. Now if this was a white male saying it about literally anyone else then it would be fat shaming as white males are at the bottom of the pyramid.
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>>79014468
corned beef is okay but spam is fucking disgusting and i don't know why it exists.
>>79008880
but it looks like every polynesian i've ever met. they get mad over everything.
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>>79008880
I'm maori and maui was never imagined nor stylised as a fat bush pig. I imagined him as smaller and not overly muscular as he was a fisherman and was known to run around in his exploits.
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Although he's a cuck, Brad Pitt is definitely not polynesian.
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>>79008880
I didn't hear any moral outrage about this.
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>>79018077

ho bra he be one Somoan cuz, or maybe one Tongan
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>>79008880

Honestly, he looks like a fucking wall of a dude. He isn't just some dumpy fatass that gets tired just thinking of stairs.
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>>79009182
>teeth in her vagina
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Polynesians are either /fit/ as fuck or morbidly obese. Theres no middle ground so this is a fair representation. Hemi Tewharewhare or whatever needs to stop their fat shaming.
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>>79018282
That's some nasty hand tumors.
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>>79018385
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>>79018282

Because he's white. Have you not learned SJW Tactics 101?
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>>79010541
Almost every Hawaiian I've talked to isn't actually appreciably native hawaiian nor do they know anything of their culture. The Rock is half samoan/half black btw.
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>>79018060
Polynesians in the US are fake as fuck man and think they're niggers or some shit.
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>>79018385
Vagina dentata.
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They say fat, I see ripped as fuck.

Burly is a good term, I think. Very manly.
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>>79016827
the other side of heaven GOAT desu
>>79016576
I had pretty much that yesterday at my raro friend's place
>>79016522
which island you from m8?
>>79014468
pretty much this another problem is that fruit is too expensive and so polynesians load up on animal fat (pork is another favourite), taro, cassava and sweet potato and also to catch enough fish to be worthwhile you gotta go way off the reef.
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>>79008880
Polynesians are a bunch of sensitive, thin-skinned faggots. Ive never met such a bunch of crybaby bitches in grown bodies in my entire life before having to work with Hawaiians and Samoans. Any sort of banter, no matter how lighthearted, has them whining and crying like little girls.
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>>79008880
Wtf is """unhealthy stereotype""" even supposed to mean?
Are people becoming physically or psychological ill by looking at fictional disney characters?
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>>79008880
As someone who is 100% anti-HAES I am in full support of this.
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>>79018578
You know I have, antipanzer cavalier.
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>ywn capture the sun and slow it down because the days are too fast

Mean maui, mean
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>>79010558
This is one of the best stories Ive ever read/heard.

WHY HAS THIS ELUDED ME?
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>>79009358
thats a thing on ethnic groups that live on islands, their metabolisms are too good for their own good on the modern age full of food
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>>79019248
Nuku'alofa but the grandparents moved there from Falevai Vavau
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>>79008880
But this character isn't obese
He's a demigod
He's literally built like a fucking barrel
He's a magical giant man
Who the fuck is upset at this
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>>79010558
this nigga beat the shit out of the sun baka aussies are crazy
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>>79008880

>lower half of stomach is narrower than top half
>idiots don't know what bear-mode looks like

This guy is a fucking tank, he's not fat. Most guys would dream of getting so big.
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>>79008880

So now it's OK for liberals to body shame??
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>>79010558
Sun gods btfo
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>>79020191
liberals.
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>>79012912
>blood Polynesians are some of the ugliest people on earth
uwotm8, they can be fuckin beautiful
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>>79016522
polynesians always had pigs tho, they brought small pigs with them to every island
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>>79008880
The top 7 fattest countries in the world are pacific islands.
This is according to the World Health Organization.

Also, aren't the top left and top right guy the same dude?
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>>79008880
most islanders are obese
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>>79020808
No, they're not.
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>>79020808
>they can be fuckin beautiful
lol, raise your standards, Attila.
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>>79018385
It's sideways too since polynesians are semi asian
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>>79010558

>sometimes you can still see the magical ropes

That did it for me. They made a story about decking the sun just to explain those times when you see the sun's rays through a gap in the clouds. Fucking top.
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>>79009491
Really. +1 for Islam.
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>>79009255
That guy looks generic.
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Follow me
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>>79021659
>/wooo/
That goy needs to go back to 420chan.
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>>79021659
already do.
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>>79012442
Poo in loo, poo
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>>79009122
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>>79010594
so THAT'S what The Rock was cookin'.

>the people's blueberry flapjacks
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minority male hit with flaws so as white male egos wouldn't feel insecure haha
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>>79021994
Rare?
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>>79008880
and none of those dudes are more than 50% poly.
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>>79009848
>Yamaha
My fucking sides
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>>79010099
The best part is that he gets all his cousins together to hold the sun down while Maui hits him with a club. The traditional Maori fighting style.
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>>79022569
>that slovenia one
I never knew they were so lewd.
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>>79009182
>>79010099
>>79024220

Polynesian heritage: the crack cocaine of mythologies
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>>79011506
Even e Honda?
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>>79010558
He gave the sun brain damage??
That's pretty cool I guess
Nothing like Canada's based Eskimos though
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>>79024818
I'm Polynesian and that's not even the craziest story out there. You want to know how coconuts were invented?
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>>79021608
his dad, stellan skarsgard is pretty based.
i dont hate him.
he's like a guy you can hang around with and wont be a dick despite getting all the girls
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>>79009255
He looks like any other swede dude. I don't care however, because if i go overseas i can pull the swede card and get pelted with ugly/fat chicks
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>roman reigns
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>>79027175
>i can pull the swede card and get pelted with ugly/fat chicks
and muslims
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>>79026527
I'll bite. How were coconuts invented?
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>>79008880

whats with the body shaming?
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>>79008880

but every fucking disney movie has a goofy lookin comic relief character..

its like between trump and brexit, the libruls have gone into full mania

they're just seeing triggers everywhere..
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>>79010558

>And if you look hard enough, you can still see the magic ropes that bind the sun.

DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE SUN FOR TOO LONG YOU RETARDS
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>Portray real historically white people as black
>This is okay and should be done more often

>Portray a mythical being as weighing more than people think
>This is racist pandering that is tarnishing the good name of a people no one gives a fuck about or have even heard of
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>>79014425
for you
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>>79008880

#Bodyshaming
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>>79008880
At the rate we go, you can take a picture on the subway.
Upload it unto whatever social media, and get called for ?-shaming, under representing-?, -ism.
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>>79010027
>>79009950
>>79010094
>>79010099
>>79010180
but fat is a more reasonable depiction of a Maori
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>mfw SJWs can't tell fat from strongfat
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>>79008880
He's barrel chested(shitloads of core muscles, good for club swinging), with a little karate fat. That's a legit fighters body.
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>>79013589
His routine includes fish oil, so probably nothing colon-rupturing
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>>79008928
Fuck uhuru and that repatriation bullshit. Go the fuck home, no one owes u anything snig
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>>79021139
>94.5% Fat
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>>79008880
the rock isn't really hot, he's just freakishly big. the others i don't know and they look mostly white anyway.
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>>79008880
Why do they care? The plot is probably going to focus around some strong independent womyn, who gets all the action scenes.
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Being overweight is a sign of affluence in islander culture tho
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>>79008880
>guy is a fat fuck
>girl is petite

Pretty inaccurate depiction. Most polynesian chicks are fat as hell.
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>>79022173
>no 'WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN' line of frozen dinners
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>>79024220
maoris on suicide watch
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>>79008880
So are liberals body positive or not? Goddamn make up your fucking minds.
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>>79008880
This is now a Bruddah Iz thread.
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>>79009255
looks like a pedophile
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>>79008880
>Lord give me strength. Disney needs to just make all movis about animals now, to not offend people.

I am clown-fish-kin, "Finding Nemo" really triggered me and falsely depicts clown fish.
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Roadhog
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>>79009182
>obsidian teeth in her vagina
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>>79010594
>tfw while you're at the gym Chad is eating Pizza
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>>79021139

>united states at number 9

I confess I'm disappointed US, you're supposed to be number #1 in everything
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>>79008880
>actors are a more accurate portrayal of the average Polynesian
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any complaining that brown people do is in vain. they've been living in a caucasian world for centuries. Any power their cultures once had is a caricature and is only privileged to be entertainment for little sheltered white kids
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All of the men in those examples are only half-breeds. Full-breeds are either obese and reek of spam or skinny-fat and reek of spam.
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>>79008880
>fat people pride
>say no to racial stereotypes
Pick one
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>>79008880
>literally 1-5 retarded people on twitter
>SPARKS ANGER

the worst thing about social media is that it gives media free reign to push whatever story they want
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Roman Reigns is good at Paul Bearer impressions.
https://youtu.be/dx2KwoK9AVc
https://youtu.be/ttknsJDac_U
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>>79009355
"Children, today we will learn how Hine-nui-te-pō crushed Māui with her vagina"
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>>79041903
Those fucking jews
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>>79041903
Cousin Aaron forgot 2 cents in wrapping paper
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