What are the least intimidating armies in your opinion?
> Iceland
> Sweden
> Japan
> France (arguably the least intimidating in the world)
> Singapore
>>79003445
>Iceland - who the fuck would attack Iceland and why
>Sweden - strong and modern military
>Japan - JSDF very modernized and has advanced equipment
>France - leader in weapon development and plenty of combat experience in Africa the last 20 years
>Singapore - modernising rapidly
>>79003445
>New Zealand
>>79006029
Good meme
>>79003445
>Sweden
Don't they have mandatory military service? I wouldn't call any country that requires mandatory service to be a pushover.
>>79003445
>France
are you serious? the others except Iceland are all decent enough, but France verges on great power status, retard
>>79006110
if you're not careful you might get run over by their armada of LAVs I guess
>>79006142
What's the meme? Iceland and Singapore might be pushovers, but the others are pretty strong by themselves
canada
>>79006311
No, they'll throw sheep at you.
uhhh probably the militaries of the backwards countries like Burkina Faso or Bangladesh. Dumb question.
>>79003445
>France
They have either the third or fourth largest nuclear arsenal in the world today.
>>79006464
WInrar
>>79006811
>implying Israel doesn't secretly possess enough nukes to outweight Russia and America combined
>>79006577
>throwing your women at invaders
sounds very swedish to me
>Yfw united states of smash
>>79003445
Germany, they brought fucking broom sticks to a mock battle.
>>79003445
Reddit & Democrat Underground
>>79008773
I bet that's what the Nazis thought of the Soviets.
>>79008950
I bet thats what the soviets thought of nutrition & financial budgeting.
The USA.
Their army is literally a huge, terrible joke. They haven't won a single war since Korea.
Literally just spent 2 trillion dollars in the middle east accomplishes nothing but destabilizing what little civilization was left.
>>79003445
Why the fuck Singapore even want to develope their military
1(ONE) air strike is all it take to render their country become useless
>>79006933
Feels good to have beaten the murrifats in 1812
:^)
>>79007929
>tfw Japan got cucked so hard by the nuclear bomb that they now think a US-symbolic character is the "symbol of peace"
America spends more money on its military than the next 10 countries combined and still can't deal with a bunch of sandniggers and Russians using century-old equipment.
What a shambles.
>>79009818
We prefer to throw money at our problems to make them go away
But, it never hurts to be able to detect and destroy threats before they even get close
>>79003445
>Singapore
It's a ~300 sq mile island with a population of 5 million, that being considered it has an extremely kickass Navy and Air Force. Not to mention all male citizens over 20 have at least 2 years of military training. It definitely rivals much larger and more populous nation states nearby such as Malaysia and Indonesia.
>>79009575
That seems to be the whole point Leaf. Mission Accomplished indeed.
>>79010154
We haven't fought a real war since Korea. It's been sitting in camps and patrolling to make sure the jungle/sand is still there for the last 50 years.
german military is a joke.
>preparation of war is literally a crime under german law
>cuck army that does nothing but buy equipment and watch it rot away in some storage facility
>occasionally they are allowed to visit american warzones and pretend to do something for a few years
i'd kill for a military worth joining, but the one we have is a fucking disgrace
>>79010154
Of course it can. Its just bound by SJW Rules of Engagement.
>Singapore
uwatm8?
>>79003445
>France (arguably the least intimidating in the world)
You do know that on the paper, FR has the strongest army inside the EU?
Talk shit get hit, niggas
>>79003445
>Japan
We don't have an army, you silly man.
We have fishing boats with cannons and our aircrafts are for bird-watching.
>>79010420
Verpiss dich du trottel.
>>79006194
>Sweden
>not being a cuck
Oh boy you must be new here
>France
>Nuclear power
>Literally MAKES WEAPONS FOR RUSSIA
>Not intimidating
top kek
>>79010420
This
>>79009893
Yeah, great job invading and burning 1 building in the US while we were fighting Santa Anna, The Spanish Armada, A FUCKING CIVIL WAR, and the Indians and niggers at the same time!
>>79010263
Yeah, as if you can intercept any kind of ICBM coming to your tiny little city
>>79009893
> Feels good to have beat a developing nation
Pat yourself a little harder m8, maybe your South African firefighter friend will allow you to eat Chicken tendies.
>>79006110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xUYbI64QHI
>>79006464
seriously, we don't even have a real army
Mexico they don't even have a MBT..
>>79010723
die bundeswehr ist eine erbärmliche witztruppe die weder willig noch fähig ist fürs deutsche volk zu kämpfen. unsere "verfassung" stellt das seit 60 jahren sicher.
>>79006410
>What's the meme
Stop shitppsting, son
>>79011311
You have 4 knock off Kilo subs.
why do you even bother having them?
>also, could I join and become a citizen if i needed to?
WHAT THE FUCK?! GERMANY NO!!!!!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolphin-class_submarine
>>79003445
It's gotta be either Singapore or Iceland
>>79006110
>>79006577
not for much longer, key anounced a major military upgrade recently.
http://www.radionz.co.nz/news/political/305878/nz-defence-force-to-get-$20bn-upgrade
Apparently to the tune of 20 billion, interesting that it makes special note of cyberwarfare.
>>79012210
Dont you know? spying on your citizens stops all crime and terror attacks. Its amazing really!
>>79012338
Can confirm
>>79011451
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of bait...
>>79003445
>least intimidating army
Isn't the answer obvious?
>planes still use propellers and haven't flown for decades.
>has military of starving peasants who haven't been in a military engagement since 1953.
>navy would get btfo by all surrounding forces within a few hours.
>only ally is China who wouldn't support them in a military engagement anyway.
North Korea is basically the world's comedy relief.
>>79003445
i value army depending of the people living there, how much they care about their country
the more they care, the more free and safe it is
racism is best thing to happen to a nation
>>79003445
>What are the least intimidating armies in your opinion?
>USA
>Russia
>People's Republic of China
If it's not here, your army isn't intimating.
Austria
>>79011000
Unlike you poor jungle monkeys we can afford an air force and ground based air defences
Don't forget to enjoy your market crashing as well if we are reduced to rubble
>>79014870
>jungle monkeys
To be fair they did beat the United States which is pretty impressive.
>>79003445
I think this whole thread is just a frog bait.
>>79003445
*raises hand*
>>79006464
>Canada
>Not intimidating
You do know that if you kill me, I win? How intimidating is that
