Fuck Puerto Rico. Let's make Britain the 51st state.
Pros:
>better trade
>speak same language
>no more queen n sheet
>pound is shit now, bongs get dollars
>instead of spain, can now go to Florida and retire like proper Americans
>Steaks in Britain are no longer shit.
>dentists now rich
Cons:
>Nowhere to deport John Oliver
>Have to find something to do with cuckland
>??
>>78993172
HELL. NO.
this would make america even more of a liberal shit hole
>>78994569
Truth
Plus, we'd let a bunch of muslims in. No thanks.
>>78993172
Kill yourself.
>>78993172
Hold the fuck up, proper.
You want the land of the free to annex it's former colonial motherland? What?
What the fuck is going on?
>>78993172
Do we get guns?
>>78993172
Cons:
>curry stink everywhere.
No thank you.
>>78993172
Fuck that. Let's be best fucking buds, we don't need to bring in all those bulldog looking cunts, we have enough ugly women.
>>78993172
Let's take Alberta first and if that works see about Wales + England sans London.
>>78994855
If we didn't do India, we wouldn't have your special spice for kfc, secret hint, it's not an African recipe.
An anglo union should at least be considered.
followed by genocide of shitskins of course.
>>78994848
you get the unalienable rights to them. SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!
>>78993172
I very much those reptilian british people.
>>78994986
>Implying KFC is anything better than wet shit in a bucket
Not even a top 3 fast food chicken joint senpai
We have enough inbreds and government worship already, thanks.
>>78994848
since you'd be guaranteed them by the constitution, yeah; you'd get your rights to own guns back
I don't know why you'd be so willing to join the US though, if your question is anything to go by
>>78994716
This is indeed some weird shit
>>78995116
What's the rules on tanks? Parkings becoming an inconvenience, plus I can't see through this mosque, yet.
>>78995150
You needed it for special labour ;-)
Gimme dat chicken
WHY
Britain just voted to LEAVE a bloated union, why would it join a different one?
>>78994986
Pajeet you are too obvious. Kindly go find the nearest real English person to type your next scathing comeback.
>>78995212
so long as your vehicle is 'road legal,' you can drive them on the street
Technically a BTR or STYKR tank could be driven on the streets, so long as they have a license plate I presume
>>78993172
>escape a confederacy
>join a superstate
Right, this makes sense.
>>78995212
You're actually allowed to own artillery of unlimited size, but anything over 37mm has an absurd $200 fee per shell. This insanity is due to the National Firearms Act, aka the thing that half of /k/ would kill their own mothers to repeal. An amendment to it also banned machine guns in 1986.
>>78995325
Kindly find the nearest white person to scrape my comeback out of.
>>78995212
As long as you park your tank in the back of the parking lot and take up as few parking places as possible, I don't think there is an issue.
I am unsure of what to do about your mosque issue since I've never seen one personally in the US.
>>78995454
Hughes amendment. It banned all machine guns made after 1986 from being registered for civilian ownership. Was also illegally passed, thanks Regan.
Republicans will never again win an election if they join
CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING:
The Declaration of Independence was made to cut all ties with Great Britain. Why would we want anything to do with them again.
More importantly, why would our former owners want to become owned by us?
You niggas aren't forgetting they burned down our white house once, right?
>>78995532
Apart from in cities they aren't proper ones, mainly run down corner shops or pubs that have gone out of business, they do seem to put metal grating on the windows for some reason so they look a bit like jails. But then again, that's where you keep terrorists so makes sense on that end.
>>78995755
That was over 200 years ago you mong. Not one of those people are alive anymore.
>>78993172
Lets make one more thing about this movie become real
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Americathon
Europe 2030
>>78995755
Did you see what it looked like before they burned it? Did us a damn favor.
>>78995052
That's all I'm saying.
>>78995884
THEY BURNED DOWN OUR GOVERNMENT,, KILLED OUR CIVILIANS, AND WITHOUT MERCY INVADED OUR HOMELAND AND PILLAGED OUR PEOPLE
Fuck those fucking redcoats.
NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION MOTHERFUCKER
>>78996835
Time to add them. You have forgiveness in your heart, right anon?
>>78996835
"THEY" ARE ALL DEAD.
D E A D. DECEASED. PASSED AWAY. EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO DID THOSE THINGS HAS EXPIRED, KICKED THE BUCKET, GONE ON, CEASED TO BE.
Are you fucking North Korean or something? Do you hold the crimes of the parents against two generations of children? The fuck is wrong with you?
>>78997448
>You have forgiveness in your heart, right anon?
Let me think about that
>>78997456
>>78997456
>>78997456
>>78997631
Last I checked the British government is still alive and kicking and they never once formally apologized for 1812.
>>78997977
Didn't we declare war?
>>78997977
.t a butthurt faggot on the same level as american niggers still crying about the past
>>78995454
Nigga large caliber shells are only considered destructive devices if they contain 1/4 oz or more explosive compounds.
>>78997977
>they
They are all dead, you ignorant shitcock. Why should people who didn't wrong you apologize?
Fucking SJW moron.
>>78997631
Thanks for the Python quote.
>>78993172
Just a heads up: Brits whinge a lot. If there's one stereotype that Brits get its that they complain and whinge a shit ton.
>>78993172
FUCK NO!
London is pretty much New Islamabad
>>78993172
Wasn't that girl on blacked?
dubs say britain dies
>>78998592
Any Brit wish to confirm this?
>>78999507
Well looks like they live...
But how about the driver?
:^)
post 7900000 says great britain ceases to exist as a country by 2030 and dissolves into ireland
>>78999837
GREAT BRITAIN
CEASES
TO
EXIST
>>78998592
Can confirm bullshit. The only time a Brit complains is if someone pushes in the queue or when people try to dictate to us. That kangaroo poster is probably some chink trying to cause trouble between bros. Same as this faggot >>78999507, he's not a real square jawed Yankee, he's a Jew plant trying to cause trouble too, he'll say that online, but wouldn't 1v1 me.
>>78999890
Great Britain will fall
>>78999701
>>78999837
>>78999890
Your really bad at this aren't you?
>>79000000
Fuck me
>>78999890
>>78999979
>>79000026
Great Britain seasoned egg salads. 20% off, prices will fall. Kills at every Cambridge party.
>>79000091
Why so serious?
