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>has a boner for jazz and "art"
>possibly a closet homosexual
>demands more pay from a shit job
>thinks the rich are greedy
>thinks he's better than everyone else
>probably a jew
>>78987535
DEFINITELY A JEW
>>78988671
>that crooked nose
OY GEVALT
>>78987535
Spongbob is the epitome of blue-pilled not Squidward.
>>78988990
this, spongetard is the goodest of goys
only redpilled character is gary.
>>78987535
>>78990440
Sandy is pretty redpilled desu
>Texan
>lives completely self-sufficiently
>maintains her culture despite being about as far away from her homeland as possible
>altruistic, but will hand your ass to you if you get on her bad side
>has single-handedly saved Bikini Bottom from its own stupidity several times
>active in the scientific community
>>78987535
>Squidward
>Bluepilled
Did you even watch the show before shitposting?
>>78987535
Spongebob is a cuck he would work at the underwater McDonald as a fry cook for free
>>78990933
Digits confirm
>>78992706
He seems like the type who would be whining for a $15/hr minimum wage. Kind of justified though since (((Mr. Krabs))) probably pays him and Spongebob well below whatever the minimum wage in Bikini Bottom is.
>>78987535
>hating jazz
TRIGGERED
>>78990669
rly makes u think
>>78993386
Why doesn't squid ward quit fucking Patrick doesn't have a job and he is fine
>>78993462
Jazz is dead
just like disco and funk
>>78993462
>>78993764
>Not like jazz
Why don't you go back to your rap and appreciate what an "art form" that is.
>>78987535
It's a fucking kid show.
>>78990933
How is her refusing to integrate red pill? If that's red pill than sand monkeys are all red pill
>>78993764
....and?
>>78993753
He's always happy when he's fired too
>>78987535
Steven from steven universe.
1. He is completely incompetent and allways has to have on of the gems save his ass.
2. He is a male being the damsel in distress.
3. Show is worshiped by SJW pricks on Tumblr
>>78993876
Bikini Bottom "culture" is basically millenialism to the extreme though
>>78993753
Patrick is a NEET living on autismbucks. Squid thinks too highly of himself to stoop that low.
>>78993873
I like jazz, numb nuts.
>>78987535
>>possibly a closet homosexual
Well there's that one episode where him and krabs think Patrick is a girl, because he's dressed up like one, also going by the name Patricia. They basically compete for him/her/whatever
>>78993876
Sandmonkeys are pretty redpilled, desu. Their redpill is simply not our redpill.
>>78993987
>He is completely incompetent and allways has to have on of the gems save his ass.
>He is a male being the damsel in distress.
SOMEONE hasn't watched the show past the first season. He saves the gems's and Earth's ass numerous times.
>>78988579
>the president blue pilled
>uses a corpse so he can throw a chain off and fuck everyone else in the process
>kills innocents to get what he wants
nigga what?
>>78987535
Any character on a Matt Groening or Seth McFarlane show, besides American Dad.
>>78994055
This. There is no real redpilled character in the show and that is probably what makes it so good, because there isn't a voice of reason on any side of the political spectrum.
>>78993876
Let's rephrase it.
She's keeping true to Western Culture and civility by staying true to her Texan roots, and striving forth to bring her way of life to the unknown sea. (Unknown to land animals).
So in this sense, it's not her inability to integrate to this foreign culture, but rather her striving forth to bring good Ole Texan values to this primitive as fuck Sea dwellers.
Sandy is the American hero we need. She is red pilled for her intelligence and refusal to bow to these seaniggers, but to instead bring her culture to them.
>>78994237
Also Squilvia.
squidward is hitler and spongebob and mr krabs are jews
