Let's have one of these threads.
Test link: http://politicaltest.net/en
Test is kind off, anything right-leaning is just neo-conservative, but other leanings get cool names.
>>78986146
>>78989239
Respectable, should be more nationalistic, but whatever. I'm noticing weird descriptions, though.
>>78986146
what does the result mean by this /pol/?
how the hell did i get Democratic National Liberal?
"Social Patriot" sounds awfully SJWy to me.
>>78989527
I'd say im more nationalistic than most people, but not belligerently.
>>78990513
I think these are based on parties in Germany or something, When I googled my result the wiki page said it was a German thing so I wouldn't be surprised if the others were as well.
>>78990383
Do you think wealth should be redistributed, and that wealthy individuals gained their status illegitimately? You seem like a NatSoc, but the Socialist part should be as minimal and as voluntary as possible.
>>78990425
Nice
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>>78990513
Yeah, the names are really weird, not a fan of them. It isn't an English test originally, might have something to do with it.
If you want really good descriptive terms, take this: http://www.abtirsi.com/quiz2.php
I got Objectivist Isolationist Anti-Government Ultranationalist Fundamentalist, really happy with that description.
>>78990571
Good, great to hear it.
>>78990743
>Do you think...
Not really. I just answered in a strongly anti-immigrant kind of way. I'm engaged to an immigrant. Go figure.
>>78990482
It's a European website.
"Liberal" in Europe is actually related to liberty.
>>78986146
Welp. Pretty sure that means I'm a literal Nazi. Good times.
>>78990988
Whoops. Disregard.
>>78986686
>http://politicaltest.net/en
>not being a liberal patriot
>>78990988
I'm an immigrant myself, from Iran, and I answered anti-immigrant as well. In general, it's more of a burden to assume that responsible taxpayers will assimilate. That being said, there are groups which are better immigrants than others; however, this does not take into account the fact that immigrants will vote for themselves and against you, and that they will form communities comprised of themselves. I don't think immigrants should be able to vote or have more than one kid, but that's rayciss.
>>78991203
Why? If you are an immigrant yourself, then good. If you racemixed, then...bretty traitorous, m8.
>>78991268
I'm anti-government and for freedom, just realize that absolute freedom to the merchants and their customers means that you will lose, every time.
>>78991156
aww man top tier. jealous.
Democratic national liberal. Whatever that means.
rate me?
>>78991805
Decent, you need more religious guidance, it's not all Catholic foot-kissing.
>>78991767
Isn't Bourgeois Patriot an oxymoron?
>Tfw you're like the only liberal on /pol/
I don't know what this means. I know I am not liberal or a democrat all, so it seems the label is off, unless it is referring to something else.
>>78991906
Thats what I thought
>>78992056
Think I got the same.
I think by democrat they mean you hold principles of the democratic party more than the republican party. Not sure if it's in reference to the United States or not though.
tested "Bourgeois Patriot."
>>78992401
I think it just calls you a democrat if you have a relatively low authoritarian score
>>78992704
I remember the good old days, too.
>>78992708
How so? Is it not like a champagne socialist?
>>78992835
Agreed.
>>78992704
>>78990743
This was the first test to accurately describe how I think
>>78991863
I'm no Fedora wearing athiest, I do like religion, and think it has a positive effect on society. I just don't believe the govt should be based around a religion
>>78993204
Oh, then I agree.
Yeah, I really do like the test, here's my percentages.
token leftist reporting in.
Someone has to mock all these societal losers who can't live as individuals so they cling to their race, country, and non-existent gods instead.
>>78990513
I was labeled "social patriot" as well, I think it's just a roundabout way of saying "self-governing with nationalist tendencies" based on my general political phenotype.
http://www.abtirsi.com/quiz2.php
>Conservative Libertarian Total-Isolationist Nationalist Liberal
am I /pol/ approved?
>>78993552
Why do people get more Communist than Capitalist? Would you please elaborate on your thought process?
>>78993479
>makes fun of losers
>is slightly communist
The mental dissonance must be crippling.
>>78993552
>communistic 32%
Leave.
what the hell does this even mean?
>>78993073
nah, bourgeoisie just means middle class as in owns capital, or in this case approves of the private ownership of capital. One can own capital and still believe your country is inherently good.
Champagne socialist is just an insult and a pretty meaningless one at that, one can agitate for the public ownership of the means of production and be wealthy. There's no contradiction there
>>78993726
Keynes was (mostly) right != communist.
Nice try though.
Rate me fags
>>78993861
It's not meaningless at all, it reminds that the real conflict is not right against left but top and bottom against the middle.
>>78993861
Bourgeoise is usually thrown around by poor Pinko faggots, though, so in that regard (from their perspective), they are inherently anti-nationalistic (because they hoard the nation's wealth, a.k.a. not retarded whining Marxists). Otherwise, yes. Good point.
>>78994102
Are you Anarcho-Capitalist? Sorry if I aggravated you by asking this question.
>>78994184
Kind of.
>>78991310
Interestingly I heard the same from another Iranian immigrant. He said he should work at the embassy and if the application listed their religion as Muslim it should go in the bin. He was Muslim himself, but he was drunk at the time
>>78993614
>communistic
Main reason
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>>78993552
I got the same thing
>>78993742
>>78993638
globalists having hundreds of billions of dollars worth of capital is not good for the common person.
Capital should be nationalized for the benefit of the people.
A national bank could be run just as efficiently as a private one, and it would be better suited to a nation of the people, not the elite.
Usury is immoral.
>>78994289
Alright, can I ask you if there is a difference between AnCap and Libertarianism? I like the Austrian School and stuff like that, but I believe in regulations because no government is a kike's wet dream to run circles around people, not because they are the most competitive, but because of their practices of usury and manipulation/nepotism, also no morals helps.
>>78994293
Drunk at the time of conversion? jej sounds like a good guy.
>>78994578
Whatever. I'm willing to give up my luxury to give an impoverished person an equally comfortable life.
Kant-tier.
>>78994678
right, everyone will be equal; Equally miserable.
Do I win, /pol/?
>>78994870
better dead than red
>>78994870
For you; >>78993184
>>78994656
Not disagreeing with you, but there are many wealthy people who aren't globalists, who acquire wealth legitimately, and who are necessary to the economic prosperity of a nation. Nobody likes a kike running around with the money, but the alternative is stealing it from both the kike and the successful, moral individual and giving it to unfit people. Generating wealth once you have more money is harder than getting to your first million, why do you think most lottery winners go bankrupt?
I'm on the fence about the whole thing as well, but redistribution isn't exactly a viable alternative, considering historical events and what they suggest is the outcome.
>>78994801
Better than what we've got now. More incentive to improve life on the planet when you are also suffering with the masses.
http://politicaltest.net/en/test/result/92646
lel, broke it.
>>78994116
bleh if you like, I might be more sympathetic to that view if it were only used in the context of capital owners who gouge their workforce while paying lip-service to socialist values but it gets thrown around so often it's lost all real meaning.
It's a bit like people using pejoratives like "virtue-signalling" to describe people who are you know, just not being assholes
>>78995140
I had the same problem. I guess our philosophies don't have a name.
>>78995008
private property is necessary. I would never advocate the abolition of private property. I just think many industries today that are run by private entities should be nationalized.
but then again I think a lot of things.
>>78994659
The best answer I can give you is libertarians still want some government like the military and police. AnCap dont want any government and let the free market rule everything.
Im definitely see the need for a government with very limiting regulations. Mostly what Milton Friedman says what the role of government is.
Not really surprised by mine
Rate me.
>>78995370
nigger/10
>>78995370
You're basically Russian.
>>78986146
r8 my political preferences /pol/
>>78995261
Not sure about nationalization of certain industries because I don't have enough info on what happens after that, if the government gets the final say (depends what government, run by who, etc.).
>>78995297
Yeah, sounds like what I had in mind. I don't like how socially left they usually are, though.
>>78995370
How'd you get that colour scheme? Good results, though.
Pretty much what I expected
Not as well versed in politics, what do you guys think?
>>78995670
would you call yourself a libertarian
Ehh, shits okay I guess. The title sounds kind of edgy.
Anything to the left is degenerate, especially secularism
>>78995646
I cropped it on iPad and it darkened it.
>>78995677
fuck off commie
Muh Freedumz
I was gonna be nuetral to invading other tyrannical governments, but then I thought of my state flag, "sic semper tyrannis", and I realized it was in my nature to kick ass where reasons fit.
>>78986146
You are a bourgeois patriot.
seems accurate. Liberal must have a different definition as it says I'm reactionary
>>78986146
Not sure what to make of my result. A liberal patriot. Hmmm
should monkeys be given freedom of speech
>>78996309
You need a hug bro?
>>78996634
It's european definition I guess.
someone explain this shit to me
>>78996739
FUCK NIGGERS!!!!
Did I did gud?
R8 me please. I want to be cool.
Posting mine from yesterday. Rate.
>enrichment
kek
>>78986146
Fascist here, r8 me
what
>>78996313
ayyy
How am I /pol/
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>>78997083
Enjoy the state's poor military.
>>78997079
Basically natsoc, ebin. 10/10
>>78997161
You're literally a living meme. Pic related.
Am I a communist? What the fuck? This entire time I thought I was NatSoc. I'm not against corporations or people accumulating wealth, so long as that wealth is all contained within our country and the loyalty of every citizen, no matter how rich or poor, lay with the state above all else.
I do believe the natural resources of the state belong to all citizens equally and should be leased to corporations. Citizens have a right to an ancestral home that they can pass down to their children, but mines, oil rigs, dams, etc exist at the whim of the state.
>>78997332
>Living meme
Oh no, why leaf?
whats up with these parties?
>>78997474
>Bourgeois Patriot
You get that result even if you don't mark any bubbles. It sort of means you're a meme. Not that that is necessarily bad. I'm a leaf; I'm a living meme purely due to my nationality.
>>78997760
I marked every bubble though. Aside from three I left neutral because I just had no opinion on them.
>>78997470
You have to remember that national socialism borrows a lot of ideals from both communism, and capitalism. It is only natural that some tests will show you with some communist leanings.
>>78997824
And still ended up being in the same affiliation as if you'd filled nothing out. I'm so sorry.
>>78986146
>>78997470
It's using communist as a kind of catch all term for socialist policies. Not entirely accurate but it's a good general description. Seeing as your nationalism score is pretty high I'd say you're a National Socialist for sure.
For mine I know that my Nationalism score should be higher but the way they worded the questions didn't sit well with me. Probably because they were translated from German.
>>78995781
Yes, a nationalistic one
Here's mine.
Only true political ideology, folks
>>78986146
Wew lad
>>78998118
My test ended up having me be Liberal but I agree with Trump. What do you say about that, /pol/?
>>78998118
The word they should be using is "communitarian".
>>78998309
Liberal in europe means economic liberal not social liberal
>>78998309
Liberal has an european meaning in that test
>>78986146
What does this mean?
>>78998740
Nationalist libertarian
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>>78998627
Damn, you didn't fall for the bait and you answered intelligently
>>78998740
It means you have pretty god-tier views
>>78993479
My fellow leftist
Am i cool
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>>78998740
Hey oh, best views coming through
>>78998966
>Anti-military
Literally why? Even if you're a leftist, all rights come from the state, and those rights can only be protected through force, so long as other countries besides your own exist. The military is a necessity.
Social Patriot anyone?
>>78986146
As expected.
>>78991310
There was a Muslim kid who immigrsted to America from Iran half way through the year he was pretty awesome. Sure he gave me shit for my long hair hair earrings in the beginning but he became a good friend as time went by. I remember him telling me that he wishes that he was an American citizen so he could vote for Trump. When the other leftist kids tried to tell him that Trump was racist and wanted people like him barred from entering the country he got up and yelled about how much he hates Muslims for ruining his country and for cutting peoples heads off in the streets. They were fucking speechless and it was the funniest thing I had seen in a long time.
>>78991268
I got the same thing. I'm a registered Republican and Trumpfag
>>78999398
Hello brother
>>78993552
>secular
>Commie
Obviously not American. Why even live?
>>78999537
Salutations!
>>78996813
It means you're a godless faggot.
Check 'em
>>79000066
Well I'll be John brown.
>>79000155
Fuck my shit side ways, two for two! Trips, check 'em...
>>79000277
Mother fuckers can't stop the dubs!!!
A-Am I safe from the helicopters /pol/?
>>78986146
>http://politicaltest.net/en
rate me /pol/
Does this mean I'm a Nazi
A moderate one
But a Nazi
>>78990513
Dunno man, I score highest in nationalistic, militaristic and anthropocentric. None of this has anything remotely to do with SJW. It's their complete opposite.
>>78999163
you're pretty ok, a little fedora though.
>>78997470
You're communistic as fuck and natsoc is communistic as fuck, you pinko.
Is this /pol/ approved?
I guess?
>>79001041
>Crunchy granola militarist based on bottom two
definitely.
>>79000626
Not with 7% nationalistic
>>79001041
>Liberal
>Authoritarian
If a liberal on this test means classical liberal how is this possible?
>>78986146
Bernie all the way baby
No strong feelings one way or the other
>>78999244
Not the same leaf obviously. The test questions are loaded as fuck but the military shouldn't be proactive in any way. You can support the defense of the state without supporting any additional military endeavours.
Every operation done on foreign soil is money that could be spent on the country itself
Long live the free market... as long Asians are not involved :^)
Anything not this is kike-tier.
>>78986146
huh.
>>78999244
If you want to hear my liberal shit, I'm fine with military as a deterrent, just only using it when necessary and with as little violence/fatality as possible.
Still I admit I know nothing about military strategy, so maybe I'm too naive for this grimdark world of only war in 40k.
>>78986146
How'd I do?
>>78996920
Nice. SDP master race.
http://politicaltest.net/en/test/result/93009
rate me fags
wtf, I want small to 0 government. with is this even?
>>79004971
I had a vision that we had modern "party culture" but it was like Hitlerized. Everyone was white, it had European themes and it was glorious and positive and racial but it was still social, attractive people doing drugs and partying and listening to music together. It had that nazi rally aesthetic but it was a music festival.
Is that really that degenerate? Is it bad to have a vision or is that just neo-trad
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You are all cucks, get the fuck off my board and go back to fucking reddit you kikes
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