Is this accurate?
No.
We've never conquered Canada nor did we take Alaska from them.
No
Here ya go
>>78980389
Scotland is a lot more like California or actually Washington. Its a far left-wing nanny state that loves Multiculturalism cause they are still mostly white.
england is america
scotland is canada
wales is texas
northern ireland is alabama
ireland is california
>>78980389
This makes more sense but it's still not accurate.
>>78980389
Texas men don't wear skirts or vote pro-EU senpai.
As a Texan, I'm OK with this.
>>78980714
>wales is texas
Why?
I'd say Pennsylvania or West Virginia suits us.
Scotland is California
shouldnt scotland rather be maybe like, I dunno, california in that analogy?
>>78980389
No, we bought Alaska from the Russians you dumb cuck. Plus Alaska is way better than that Irish shithole.
>>78981247
Why are we Germany
I kinda wanted to be the Netherlands tbqh
>>78981247
Why is Colombia Ireland? Colombia is more successful than Venezuela and Ireland is less successful than UK
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>you will never be re colonized by her majesty
Britbros pls
>>78981247
this might be a good way to explain the US to aussies.
aussies: imagine if indonesia and new guinea shared your border and had no real water in between. imagine the problems.
Texas is a based red state, Scotland is full of liberal cucks desperate to fill their country with sandniggers. You couldn't have missed the mark harder if you tried.
>>78980389
>implying we aren't england
Comrade, have you heard of Toronto?
>>78981247
I always thought Argentina or Chile would be spain, senpai
>>78980389
There a only a few flaws in your map.
It sadly lacks tea. Tea is a man's drink. It gives you a third bollock.
>>78980389
Scotland is obviously Canada