>Not a human
>Just a clump of meat
>Women's right to choose what she puts in her body
Explain why this shouldn't be legal. Protip: You can't.
absolutely haram
Are you asking why hot dogs should be illegal?
>>78965517
Hot dogs made from the leftovers of an abortion.
>>78965420
Crescent roll hot dogs are the fucking best, but this pic makes me a bit sick..
>>78965420
if you can eat the placenta, I don't see why you can't eat dead baby.
>>78965627
I don't see any reason it shouldn't be, where does this question even come from? Are there a lot of people begging for hot dogs that can't get access?
It's probably against health and safety regulations. Consuming human tissue is unhealthy, isn't it? Or only if it's infected?
Not a medicalfag here, but this is the way you can get some prion diseases, right?
Although if you're eating your own fetus it's probably alright.
Well, you already explained it for us, OP
>not a human
>just a clump of meat
>we eat meat that is not human
>therefore we can eat aborted fetuses
probably tastes like bacon, veal, and baby. mmmm
>>78965810
>human
it's a fetus anon
GEEZ dumb conservatard
>>78965810
humans are delicious
>>78965517
I believe he is making a facetious comment on how the word "abortion" when attached to something inane, can still trigger the ire of an anti-abortionist.
>>78965810
Human flesh is perfectly safe to eat. Given the same heat as raw steak or pork and it cooks just the same.
It is incredibly taboo however and most places will not even pretend to entertain the idea of selling cooked human flesh.
>>78965898
Why is a foetus not human?
Unless your going to appeal to literally magic or "its 12:00 now it's human but wasnt a second before lol" humans are human from conception, seperate DNA.
The end.
>>78965420
i´d want to eat real human flesh, where i can get an abortion hot dog
>>78966329
lol okay grampa
>>78965803
>Crescent roll hot dogs are the fucking best
dis
Genius. Top marks for who ever thought of them
>>78966329
Americans became dipshits once y2k happened, sorry Dad.
>>78966192
i believe you are taking the piss matey, as they say in bongworld 3D over there
obviously he is mocking the heteronormative patriarchal tendency to overlook women's reproductive rights vis-a-vis oral ingestion of an ejected fertilized egg that has formed into consumable flesh, despite their declarations that the comestible is not human
>>78966386
Yeah I mean come on, it's 2016. Be more progressive, like China.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AjhIb9WDrA
>>78967351
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_boy_egg
delicious and nutritious
>>78965420
Are those real baby hot dogs?
>>78967554
Aborted fetus hot dogs, get it right, they're not baby or human.
>>78965420
Maybe fetus nuggets with amniotic fluid sauce would be more popular.
>>78968773
mm num-nummy!
I bet it's tangy
>>78967842
Human flesh is still human flesh, regardless of if it had something like sentience, sapience, the ability to live outside the body without aid, etc.
This is one hell of a strawman argument, mate.
>>78965420
It's gross and psychologically disturbing.
>>78969000
By that logic fecal matter and intestinal lining is human flesh. You should be charged with cannibalism if you eat your finger nails.
>>78965627
>>78965420
eating human meat is only really a legal issue for human rights reasons.
it is perfectly legal to eat parts of yourself or other people with express consent, however the more extreme it becomes the more likely it is to breach a law, especially in the case of murder, suicide, and desecration of a corpse.
best bet if you want to eat human meat, get your hands on a placenta.
>>78965420
legal
like saying vegan food is racist.
>>78965420
Don't women eat the placenta occasionally, I heard it tastes horrible.
>>78969478
You have the ability to donate blood, you should be able to donate aborted fetus meat to a trained professional chef.
>>78969723
you can donate your entire fucking leg to a chef and have it served at a luncheon m8, you'll end up in a mental ward but there's nothing illegal about it.
>>78969863
A leg is human meat, an aborted fetus isn't human meat. I mean come on, does this look human to you?
>>78969436
>bodily tissue is actually your bodily tissue's waste product
You can think that's bait but american '''''''''logic'''''''''''''''' is just about that.
>>78970193
Even if it's human meat, which it isn't, then who does the meat belong to? The woman's body. If it's your own body, why does it matter if you eat it or what you do with it? You have the right to choose what to do with your own body, stop oppressing women!
>>78965817
>not a human
A fetus is human tissue lie your arm is human tissue. A fetus is not a human being until it is born.
>>78966329
>Why is a foetus not human?
Because a goat fetus is a goat.
>>78970410
Are you arguing against science, grandpa? If I eat a hang-nail, am I a cannibal? Fuck off.
>>78967552
>tfw missed out on penis inspection day
>don't live in china either
Why am I even still alive?
>>78970388
Yeah abortion is a shitty subject indeed. The difficult situations are for example when the pregnancy can end in death of both the mother and the child. The mother could be raised as a devoted Christian and had to live for her other 3 kids, so if she chose abortion, it would make her feel like a murderer until her death. Life is unfair like that.
>>78965420
>land of the free
>can't eat human
>>78965420
>morality fag
>>78971140
This country is like one big lie.
>>78965420
>People ITT unironically discussing cannibalism as a moral issue rather than looking at it from an objective point of view
You people sometimes, jesus christ.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prion
http://www.healthmap.org/site/diseasedaily/article/spotlight-why-cannibalism-bad-you-72612
>>78965420
Is there much demand for abortion hot-dogs?
Is consuming your own aborted foetus some new form of degeneracy/virtue-signalling (delete as applicable)?
>>78965420
I really don't give a fuck.
eat all the dead babies you like.
I hope one of them grabs ahold of you innereds and grows into a cancer that will neither let you die, or live in peace.
>>78971274
There have been clusters of this in London.
Thanks multiculturalism, we are truly enriched by your "customs".
>>78970109
>>78970109
>>78970109
>>78969723
>>78965627
>>78965420
chinese pple did it
>>78971516
The funny thing about prions is that if they somehow get on medical instruments, the regular sterilization processes won't neutralize them.
The more cannibals there are where you live, the higher the chance you and many many others pick up a highly fucked up terminal brain disease in the hospital.
Here's some other fun prion disease
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_familial_insomnia
>>78965627
probably not a good idea because it can carry disease.
>>78971274
>Homosexuality causing disease
Homosexuality should be outlawed now too? Good luck with that moralfag.
>>78971274
>People can smoke and get cancer
>Can't eat dead people and get prions
What ever happened to freedom?
>>78972332
Cancer isn't contagious
>>78972332
>>78972289
Last I checked cancer or aids isn't highly contagious, terminal without cure, and neither survive on sterilized hospital equipment.
You know that little contract you sign when you get in the hospital where you promise you won't sue incase you get Kreutzfeldt Jacobs and other fucked up brain diseases that you do away as a freak accident offchance kind of thing?
That's prions. That's why cannibalism is a threat to everyone, not just the two parties directly involved in the act.
>>78972704
prions are only contagious if you eat another person who already has it dipshit.
>>78972716
>>78972040
>>78971274
>Ban homosexuality to stop spread of AIDS
>>78973777
And how do you know wether that person has a malformed protein inside them somewhere?
Having a prion in your body doesn't necessarily give you a prion disease. Consuming it probably does
>>78975381
Except homosexuality isn't a cause of aids, it's a means of spreading it.
Cannibalism does cause prion diseases as you're consuming prions.
You're retarded ok?
>>78975668
>I'm not a real doctor
>But I play one on TV
>"probably" bad thing
kys
>>78965517
Discordians are going to be pretty upset about this one
>You must not eat Hot Dog Buns, except for including the first Friday of your Illuminated Discordianism, when the newly illuminated must Go Off Alone and Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog. This Devotive Ceremony is done in order to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: Roman Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), Judaism (no meat of pigs), Hinduism (no meat of cows), Buddhism (no meat), and Discordians (no Hot Dog Buns). Some episkoposes hold a literal interpretation of the commandment that “A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns”, but, finding No Hot Dog Buns difficult to locate, accept regular hot dog buns as a substitute.
>>78965420
Why not? It's just going to go into the trash anyways.
You must have refined tastes to appreciate this level of delicacy. Plebs don't understand. Moralfags are irrational and can't find a good reason to oppose it.
The Chinese call them 胎儿热狗, literally "fetal hot dogs".
is edginess a mental disorder?
>I WILL EAT MY FETUS FUCK YOU MOM AND DAD
>>78976206
>Prions are not a risk because fags have sex
those faggots sure are useful
>>78977553
>no self awareness
- Homosexuals spread AIDS
- Cannibals spread Prions
>ban one, not the other
Still civil rights issue, argument invalid.
>B-but muh prions something, probably bad thing
You're done, sit down.
