Mine is:
1) Sweden
2) Sweden
3) Aust-Sweden (east-sweden)
Be swede:
08.00: Wake up by automated negro-cockclock alarm that starts deepthroat you.
08.15: Report to your local feminist station where you are so you no can rape anyone.
08.20: Read newspaper
08.21: Stop reading newspaper because its in new-swedish (arabic)
09.00: Daily check your privelige time..
09.15: See Achmed fuck your wife because it is illegal to refuse a non-white pussy.
09.30: Follow your mulatto-kids to kindergarten where you pay the monthly fee for antitetestoron-treatment for your son.
09.30-15.30: Daily work so that your kronor can pay for Somali Sayid and his 12 children to come to sweden.
15.30: Goverment bought out your aparment again for immigrants. Move to a shitty suburb.
16.00: Pay racist-fine because you choose to buy mentos instead of M and Ms.
16.15: Run to Systembolaget to buy some beer. Stand in line just to see that the last sixpack of Sipps beer is sold tp Sven-Åke. But you were lucky, Sven-Åke gets beaten up by Sharia-Police since its Ramadan.
16.20: Boss calls, since its not 85% women in your workplace he needs to fire you. You offer to chop of you penis instead. boss reports you to police, since you should have done so already.
18.00: Ignore the fire-sirens as the flames from the suburb comes closer and closer. No news reports says anything, so it cant be riots.
19.00: Go to gym, however you are only allowed to train with arm-shakers as everything else is supporting patriarchy.
20.00: Go to bed since females wants to be safe in the dark and therefore curfew for every white man that is ranked under 8/10.
20:05 Believe that you live in a good country
America
England
Russia
>>78940076
did a swede cuck u or why are u so mad
>>78940468
Nobody asked you Taqbir
>>78940468
Fuck of Achmed
>>78940076
I like Sweden.
I just wish their politicians would grow some fucking balls.
>>78940730
xD
>>78940767
>happiest people on earth
Why the hate on swedish people though? Its their politicians that fuck up, I know some really cool swedish dudes.
>>78940832
Yes we are.
Why is the National dish of Sweden African semen?
>>78940382
Yes those are places in the world. .
>>78941408
t. Jamal
>>78940382
Why would you want to do that? That would completely fuck up any other country.
>>78940468
You must die so the rest of us can live. Your destiny shall be the cautionary tale with which we will frighten our children into behaving for the next 10.000 years.
>>78941100
the people chose the politicians
>>78941649
Words of the wise Z'dom Sprmni 8=====DDDD ustašiii 8====DDDDDD
>>78941747
Yes. Now get off the internet, kid.
Indonesia
Pakistan
India
Half-billion Muzzies gone just like that.
Canada
U.S.A
China
Saudi Arabia
Syria
Sweden
>>78940468
Swedish demon begone
>>78940382
germany
Israel
saudí arabia
>America
>Russia
>China
I wanna see what happens when the world superpowers are no longer around
>>78942447
Yeah, it'd be a scramble for power, European nations would start conflicting with eachother again.... I only wish...
India
Africa
Bangladesh
>>78940076
Be Swede:
5:00 Gotta get up early as fuck to pay off the gibs the government gave to all the dunecoons
5:45 Arrive to work because all the nigs rape and pillage your capitols so you gotta live an hour's drive away from work
6:00 Arrive at your desk, and go get coffee
6:10 See the newest recruits at your office, Abdul and Jamal straight from Somalia who just last week replaced Lars and Thomas who had been working there for 20 years
6:11 Get yelled at with nigletspeak, speak to them with no prevail because you cant understand shit, so say your goodbyes and sit your ass down to work
17:31 Get off work overtime because your boss told you that you need to train the new niglets so you didn't get real work done at all
17:56 Stop at the macdonald's on your way back home, get called out by some rapping streetniggers by the door, you just turn your head and walk inside
18:24 You get your shit food eaten and walk to your car, some nigger comes at you talking broken swedish and asks what your girlfriend's number is, you say "I'm sorry but could you move, I'm trying to go to my car"
18:25 The nigger horde behind you starts laughing as you get into your car, and as get off the curb, a mcFlurry gets thrown at your windshield
18:26 As you switch on your windshield wipers, you see the niglethorde running away from the scene, so you think fuck that and just drive off
18:44 You arrive at home, open the door and get inside
18:46 You get greeted by your wife and your wife's daughter, a mulatto who you have no affection towards, but put a smile on your face for show because you love your wife
18:47 "Did you have a good day sweetie?"
18:48 You reply "yeah, fine", you go take a shower and head off to bed
20:15 As you crash on the bed, you see your wife texting to someone on her phone, you try to take the phone off her hand and grope her but she looks at you with the same face as always and says: "Not tonight honey, I'm tired", so you turn to your side and fall asleep.
>>78942630
>Africa
>>78941100
Then you must be a fag. Swedes are the most repulsive people in Europe. Every single one is a beta. Their government is able to cuck them because it fits them.
>>78942732
:^)
>>78940076
Maybe...just maybe...blonde hair, blue eye Swedes aren't the perfect ubermensch we all thought they were. Maybe they're just shit-tier leftists predisposed to being cucked by Jews, shitskins, etc.
>>78940076
oh it's an unfunny version of that korea/japan bants pasta
Stick to what you know (bacon and bestiality porn) and leave the shitposting to us.
>>78940076
china
india
israel
Getting rid of Russia, Ukraine, and Nigeria would make the Internet a vastly more pleasant place.
>it's another bully the swede episode
>>78940832
Their body is flooded with endorphins every time they remember that they aren't swedes.
>>78940076
Israel
Nigeria
The Congo
>>78942768
You seem upset m8. Cheers
>>78943095
as common as Philippine hooker/au-pair
>>78943174
So i am guessing Germany was your second choice Achmed?
>>78943095
Well it's mainly anglo's supported by Europes Canadians.
They get like this when they get too little attention.
>>78941196
It's just normal, what kind of semen do you have as national dish? Is it Surinamese or Congolese?
>>78942969
Bacon is my speciality
>>78943371
>A FUCKING OCEAN WITH PISS
You are Europe's Canadians, faggot.
>>78943307
Yeah, and they pick the ugliest of hookers.
>>78943371
Well, good luck to you, they're in full force.
>>78943524
Those are colony faggots, I got a feeling they have our semen still rich inside of their tummies, How was not rebelling today ?
>>78940468
excuse me, but I just reported you to the authorities for using freedom of speech in sweden. they will arrive to arrest you shortly, mohammad.
>>78940076
1. Sweden- let the bodies hit the floor
2. Germany- let the bodies hit the floor in a censored fashion
3. Saudi Arabia- ahkmed allah hu mmannananananananalalalalallalalalla
>>78940076
>China
>India
>Indonesia
I demand to know what this is East Sweden is you speak of.
>>78942718
You okay anon?
That ending sounded a bit to real.
>>78945792
I'm better than ok.
I'm finnish.
>>78940468
i feel bad that swedes have to go through this
>>78940076
TELL ME ABOUT SKANE!
