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Never seen any quality bantz material against Australia

Thread theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbmjF7qLfY8

Seriously, we just don't give a fuck
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A fucking Emu.
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>>78925825

Next
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No bantz here, just an observation

Australia hasn't been hit with the level of leftism that has been seen in Western Europe and America yet, but it's coming.

While western Europe will be making a swing back to the right in rejection to SJW and white guilt shit, this stuff is just going hit you like a rock pretty soon. Enjoy Ahmeds and Pajeets cock while Fascism makes a recurrence in Europe.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_cringe
>Cultural cringe, in cultural studies and social anthropology, is an internalized inferiority complex that causes people in a country to dismiss their own culture as inferior to the cultures of other countries. It is closely related to the concept of colonial mentality and is often linked with the display of anti-intellectual attitudes towards thinkers, scientists, and artists who originate from a colonial or post-colonial nation. It can also be manifested in individuals in the form of cultural alienation. In most cases, the term is pejorative, used as a means of asserting the merits of the national culture.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_cringe#Australia
>The term cultural cringe is most commonly used in Australia, where it is believed by some to be a fact of Australian cultural life.[13]

>The cultural cringe can be expressed in the almost obsessive curiosity of Australians to know what foreigners think of Australia and its culture.[14]

>Some commentators claim the cultural cringe particularly affects local television programming in Australia,[15] which is heavily influenced by imported shows, mainly of American and British origin. The Federal government has legislated to keep a quota of Australian content (Australian Content Standard and Television Program Standard 23).

>It has also been claimed that cultural cringe has led to federal government information technology contracts going to large foreign multinationals, rather than domestic IT companies.[20]

>Another manifestation of cultural cringe is the "convict stain". For several generations following the cessation of penal transportation, many Australians felt a sense of shame about being descended from convicts, and many did not even attempt to investigate their families' origins for fear of finding convicts in their lineage.
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I heard Australia has the lowest Crime rate on the planet.
I asked a friend who works in the police if it's true.
According to him: "If they're already in jail, it's not really a crime".
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Also, I just remembered:

If you're an homosexual, going to australia is great.
You can drop a soap anywhere on the country, and you'll find a partner.
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>>78926756
come to melbourne senpai, its a liberal shithole. even my beloved canberra is leftist since 99. but at least there are still alot of people who diss out race jokes (not just caucasians) for funzies and not take them seriously
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The new front page image has am Aus on the bottom right. Anyone have Aus Troll image?
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>>78925793
What's the difference between Australia and a pot of yogurt?

Given enough time, Yogurt will eventually develop its own culture.
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The implication that a significant percentage of Aussies are descendants of convicts?
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>>78926809

Spare me.

>"cultural cringe"
>"convict stain"
>"sense of shame about descent"

An Australian might cringe at our own portrayal no more than America cringes at it's stereotypical redneck or obese traits.
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>>78927242
What's the diference between Australia and a Prison?

The Prison fauna has a reason to be there.
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>>78927589
> America cringes at it's stereotypical redneck or obese traits
They don't. They're barely sentient enough to understand what that sentence even implies.
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>>78927695
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>>78925825
>2500+ enemy casualties
>0 Australian casualties
I fail to see the problem
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>>78925793
Canadian here
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Aussies are stupid poo-heads
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>>78926975
>poortugal
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>>78927242
>>78927651

These are pretty funny m8 good job
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>>78925793
NZ emigration to Australia raises the IQ of both countries.
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>>78927837
It was just supposed to be batnz m8. What the fuck Holland
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>>78925793
You removed Abbott.
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>>78928065
Bants more like buthole face like yours
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>>78925793
These Final Hours was a good film.
Australians are a good group of people, albeit somewhat loud and raucous, but good people generally.
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>>78928065
That's "bantz" for Holland mate.
Their version of BDSM is classified as "second degree murder" in most civilized countries.
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Former Australian prime minister Kevin Rudd descended from thieves
The Australian prime minister Kevin Rudd is a descendant of underwear and sugar thieves and forgers, researchers have discovered.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/2479134/Australian-prime-minister-Kevin-Rudd-descended-from-thieves.html
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>>78925825

An empty fucking island
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>>78927162

About time this fucking picture got photoshopped
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>>78925793
Two words.
Emu war
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>>78928234
And? Your entire country are a bunch of rapists who literally shit in the street.
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>>78928234

INDIA PLEASE JUST DONT

HAHAHAHHAAHAHAAHHAHA

>he brought up Kevin Rudd
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>>78928234

Your descendants were british slaves and muslim slaves who prepped their masters cocks before they fucked their ugly shitskin wives 8)
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>>78928382
Yea but
This thread is about your country.
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>>78928382

Rudd's been buzy over the past couple years m8

see >>78928482
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>>78925793
They have it hard enough as it is.
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>>78927162

Top kek.

Daily remember behind every straya's shitpost there is a humain being suffering.
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Where's the QandA thread Aus bros?

Some aboriginals just asked when dey be getting more funding for dem programs.
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>>78925793
Cuck
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>>78927716
>Portugal
Aren't you guys Just a fancy version of the nigger?
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>>78928065
your poopie face is dirty
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>>78928589
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>>78928234
speaking about rudd .
does anyone else feel bad for the guy? the bloke was a great prime minister yet the public treated him like dogshit
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>>78928589

>>78928690

Archived now, shitty Q&A overall though
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>>78928589
o
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Canadian posts are better than convict posts.
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>>78928589
k
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>>78929029

Agreed
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>>78926756
Dude this place is leftist as fuck, all the media and especially our government funded media all spout complete lefty garbage with no actual discussion, its a complete circle jerk and at the forefront is our younger generation. Only about 1/4 Australians aged 18-34 hold more centrist to right wing views.
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>>78928796
>>78928881
>>78929016
>>78929046

Stay safe, fellas.
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I got no bantz, just love for aussies. As much as Canada tries, they cannot beat aussies at shitposting.

cheers m8s
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LIrIZolEEY
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>>78928804
The public loved Krudd. His party fucking hated him.
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>>78927716
yea it's just a buzzword used by the left

It's like how we call people cucks really
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>>78929232

This isn't even a meme
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>>78927508
BooM! There u go
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>>78925793
Here's one, unfortunately most my screenshots are of Aussies being meanies
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You will never win again.
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Apologize

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Sorry_Day
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>>78928145
fuck sake holland shit form mate.
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>>78925793
Please op, stop this nonsense. Australia isn't even real.
Wake up sheeple!
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>>78925793
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Brisbane

>Of major concern was the fact that U.S. military pay was considerably higher than that of the Australian military[4] and U.S. military uniforms were seen as more appealing than those of the Australians. This resulted in U.S. servicemen not only enjoying greater success in their pursuit of the few available women but also led to many Americans marrying Australian women, facts greatly resented by the Australians. In mid-1942, a reporter walking along Queen Street counted 152 local women in company with 112 uniformed Americans, while only 31 women accompanied 60 Australian soldiers. That it was thought necessary for the media to report this situation indicates the effect of the American presence.[2] (About 12,000 Australian women married American soldiers by the end of the war.[5]) "They're overpaid, oversexed, and over here" was a common phrase used by Australians around this time and is still an anecdote recognised by some in modern generations.[6]

How does it feel to be cucked so badly?

tldr: aussies start rioting (and dying) because American soldiers were stealing all of their women
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>>78930186
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Sorry_Day
fucking lol
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>>78925793
We made a shit ton of bantz material against Australia. You just don't see it because of your slow ass internet.
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>>78930773
>black history MONTH
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>>78930523
Fuck sake Straya Shit face mate
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>>78931094
the only shit in this situation is you being so full of it mate.
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>>78931316
>Implying the Poo is not You
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>>78931077
>cucked: the country
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>>78925793
>a tag is worse than an actual slaughter
Oh boy i forgot about these guys...
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>>78931448
>63% white
>voted a nigger for president
>TWICE
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>>78931590
Why did you stop genoiciding abbos?

Just honest question
Did the then-SJWs community protest against it?
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>>78931446
why you so fascinated in poo mate?

is it because you wanna be jews of poo?

http://www.citylab.com/tech/2016/02/dutch-poop-donor-bank-leiden-university/462351/
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I have a great joke about Australian internet, but you wouldn't get it.
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>>78931770
I thought Indians where the Poojews
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Never realized Australia was this big. Always thought it was a small island.

How much of this is unused?
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>>78927837
AQUAFRESH, CALM DOWN THIS IS TOO FAR, NO!
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>>78931916
nah they're your biggest investors i reckon
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>>78931969
>How much of this is unused?
All of it
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>>78931969
Just 2% of Australia lives in the yellow area
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>>78931590
>his grandmother jumped on american cock as soon as his "grandfather" left to New Guinea.
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>>78931590
sure we're only 63% white, but that 63% is ten times the population of your entire fucking country, abbos and all. cunt.
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>>78927017
Canberra is the worst, my ex went there for uni and now she is a literal SJW meme
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>>78932182
Why is that?
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>>78932274
im convinced this is the same guy posting this every time.
you know that means you also have a huge number of blacks and mexicans, right
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>>78932392
The remaining land is where the emus live.
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>>78932329

Can confirm, just here til I get the qualifications to jew you all out of your shekels
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>>78932420
na m8, amerifat hive mind in its prime here.
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>>78925793
>nour
Nigga she's Arab, but what's the difference amirite reddit?
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>>78927242
um try again sweetie
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>>78931448

>America
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>>78932274
>proud that his country has more niggers than the entire population of my coutry
Lmao
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>>78932030
There is no Value to Indian poo so why should we want it?
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>>78931969
Fuck off
We're full
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>>78932420
it just really triggers us
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>>78932602
I dno man, you're the one with the fuckin' bank full of it.
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>>78928244
rest in rip poor burgers
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>>78932593
nah, just proud to have more whites in my country, than the ENTIRE anglosphere.
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>>78932648
>Fuck off
>We're full
Only the Chinese are aloud
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>>78932392
This is why.
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>>78932687
Guess we m8 as well dump it in Australia.
It has always been a dumping ground for filth.
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>>78931446
Indians using Netherlands proxy to disguise his poo-poo fetish
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>>78932781
>63% white
lol enjoy
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>>78932579
you can't get much more gay than a gang bang
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Let's do a simple roll to see what kind of person OP is, Kek willing.

If the first number of my post:
>isn't 7; not gay
>is 7; flaming cuck with a shit accent
Let's see
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>>78932879
there you go again mate, being full of shit as usual.

We're a nuke dumping ground, not a shit one. Get your shit straight mate.
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>>78925793
You can't insult Australia who is an insult in itself. To the rest of the world. God bless them with the one redeeming quality, banter.
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>>78925793
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>>78928589
I liked the "slow Internet" one
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>>78925793
You're a cunt.
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>>78933054
>Implying your country isn't full of shit
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>>78933443
>literally uses calling someone a friend as bantz, nice try grease fry
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>>78926756

Australia is extremely leftist in terms of the media, government and the finance that supports both.

The only reason why you perceive Australia in that way is because online where Aussies are anonymous we can reveal all our power levels with a banter over 9000.

People of other countries are actually SJW tier blue pilled cunts who just came across the red pill. We were raised red pilled and it's the environment here that makes people go blue pilled.

Slowly it's happening though, soon you will see actually serious Aussies on these boards.
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I'm a gook and can confirm
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>>78933458
you're full of shit netherlands ya cunt.

In fact, I bank on it.
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>>78933640
But these don't look like my kpop waifus :<
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>>78933640
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>>78927017
>>78929091
>>78933615
Australia hasn't had its borders forced open yet like every other western country. In fact, you guys defied international law and started turning back boats of illegal immigrants.

You haven't yet been infected with the deadly strain of leftism that's killing the rest of us. Don't even try to pretend that we're in the same boat.
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>>78927774
The worst fucking thing is that there has never been any major backlash ever after a terrorist attack yet everyone jumps over the corpses to defend Muslims right after their community basically ignored a problem and let other people die.
Fucking cunts.
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>>78927837
holy shit will aussies ever recover from this??
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>>78933615
I agree, I think the cultural marxism either had a hard time blue pilling the populous and it's taking effect now or they simply forgot about us and are putting it in now, Either way shit's fucked, Did hear an Abo the other day say how much he hated white people, But he said he doesn't want a muslim here at all because he hates them even more haha, BASED ABO
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>>78933786
it's because theyre chinese, anders
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>>78934104
I have to say, this is literally the best anti-straya bantz in this thread it chipped my cold dead heat a little
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>>78925793
serious question why does my country have such a massive attitude problem?

not that i mind i mean i'm the same but why lol
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>>78933984

I guess you can say we are blessed Geo-politically in terms of immigration but militarily we are easy to invade.
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>>78927837
BACK THE FUCK UP!!
Not fucking cool man. We were just having a laugh.
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>>78933818
>Muslim women say the ‘ban the burqa’ debate is inspiring positive conversation in Adelaide
http://www.news.com.au/national/south-australia/muslim-women-say-the-ban-the-burqa-debate-is-inspiring-positive-conversation-in-adelaide/news-story/4d5fee083bf13fe94b64de017356d648
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>>78927837

Fuck the banter here is too damn high, I'm rekt

Btw how is the welfare in Toothpaste land?
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>>78931025

I'm turning my attention to Germany.

Hans, I was in your country not too long ago, and I just want to say something. Why are you FAGGOTS so against pic related? I swear, non of the fucking stores accepted cards, and it's inconvenient as shit. In America, I can use my card at literally any shitty store and not carry cash on me.

This may apply to other places as well, but I'm still mad at you.
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>>78930669
Nigger Americans were bothering and raping white women and the Military Police were covering shit up.
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>>78933741
I thought we where supposed to be the Poo bank.
I do not follow you Australians you guys must smoke to much weed or something like that
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>>78926756
>Australia hasn't been hit with the level of leftism that has been seen in Western Europe and America yet

It is clear you have not ever been to, nor spoken to, an Australian.
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>>78934833

And I hope to keep it that way.
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>>78934722
yeh nah, fuk oath cob, rippin hella heckas billies wif da bois in me mums shed!
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>>78931736
Didn't stop in Victoria. There are literally none left.
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>>78925825
Except that we won that war. We needed to kill 20,000 emus and we ended up killing 61,000 with 0 Australian casualties https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War

polite sage because this thread belongs on /int/, not /pol/
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>>78934958
ye what he said.
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>>78928244
>it's real
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>>78933047
Holy shit
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>136 posts

Get a life you fucking faggots
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Steve Irwin got just the tip
Your mum got the whole thing
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did somebody say BIG EMU COCKS?
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>>78927837
>toomuchbanter.jpg
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>>78935616
there's a sting ray in my mum?
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>>78928688

Make a poster out of this?
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>>78935616

That's hot
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>>78927837
You shut you fucking mouth, Cunt!
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>>78929094
Don't worry britcuck, we will, much more so than you

>Australian male life expectancy: 82.10 years (2012)

>British male life expectancy: 81.50 years (2012)

>Australian Inequality-Adjusted Human Development Index position: 2nd

>United Kingdom Inequality-Adjusted Human Development Index position: 16th
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>>78926046
They didn't account for Trump deportations
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>>78925793
You know your country is shot when even Indians on /pol/ start bashing you
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>>78936215
>posting fake stats
Lithuanian so poor he can't even afford real facts lmao
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War#First_attempt
>Australian casualties 0
>Emu casualties 60,000
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>>78925793
HMAS Melbourne fired a shot in anger, but sunk two friendly ships. Being allied with the Australian navy has to be fucking terrifying.
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>>78936215
>potatoland brings up this
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>>78936570
*never fired a shot in anger
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>>78927508
>The implication that a significant percentage of Aussies are descendants of convicts
Easily countered with the assertation that a significant percentage of Indians brush their teeth with other Indians' shit to this very day. And this is not an exaggeration; see photo evidence

>http://www.chinasmack.com/2010/pictures/filthy-india-photos-chinese-netizen-reactions.html

many of the convicts sent to Australia were dangerous political prisoners captured from battles similar to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Vinegar_Hill, not actual criminals

Finally we all know how flimsy early courts were for conviction, solid evidence was rare
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>>78936741
nothing wrong with a cheeky lil bum squeeze.
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AC/DC is the only thing of value that Australia brought to the world, and all their songs sound the same.
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>>78937045
>SUPER POWER BY 2030!!!
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>>78937459
AC/DC is horrible, even for dad rock
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>>78925793
Crocodile Dundee was a shit movie.
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>>78936741
http://www.chinasmack.com/2010/pictures/filthy-india-photos-chinese-netizen-reactions.html

Your country is so fucking dirty holy shit

>millions of people clean their clothes in, bathe in, brush their teeth in, and drink from the Ganges while corpses, rubbish and the shit of their neighbours floats past them
>23.6% of your country lives on below 1.25 per day

With all this considered, you're being smug about some guy grabbing some other guy's ass in the country with the second highest IHDI in the world? My sides

Your country is a scum-tainted stain on the face of this Earth. Begone, before I summon the toilet witch to eat you, Pajeet.
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>>78937777
Checked
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>>78925793
You couldn't even kill a few hundred emus with a machine gun.
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>This qualifies as a """"human"""" in Australia
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>>78935433
I don't speak Abbo can you repeat what he said in common tongue
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>>78925793
You're indigenous people are fucking aliens
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>>78935435
This is also real.
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>>78932869
So, is it all crown land?
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>>78937777
Americans loved it, though?

>The film was released theatrically in the United States by Paramount Pictures in September 1986. It grossed $174,803,506 at the U.S. box office.[17] It was the second highest-grossing film that year (after Top Gun) for both the studio and the United States box office

I guess Americans gobbling up shit is nothing new
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>>78938436
>US
>waffen ss 1
Wat?
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>>78938545
Steve Irwin contributed nothing to Australian society. He was a faggot and pox on Australia.
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>>78938468
my state's literally called queensland so i think so lol
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>>78938610
Right before VE day. Hitler had already been dead for 5 days, so the war was over.
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>>78934339
Whos gonna invade australia though hahaha
Even the brits just dropped you guys off and then turned around
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>>78938610
It was a weird battle, basically a bunch of krauts volunteered to aid the like 14 US troops to get the prisoners out of the castle.
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>>78925793
The mongolians beating you at some sport or something was pretty good, a lot of aussies got butthurt. KHAN'D, that was it, couldn't remember what it was to begin with.
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>>78937899
actually we ended up killing 60,000

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War
>>78938255
and we ended up wiping most of them out, the rest are drinking themselves to death in the middle of the island where nobody goes, problem solved. Victoria's and Tasmania's Aboriginal populations are nearly totally extinct.

So basically we did a better job than the Spanish did on you.
>>78938030
see above, leafboy
>>78938629
>Steve Irwin contributed nothing to Australian society. He was a faggot and pox on Australia

That's fucking rich considering your country produced Justin Bieber hahahahhahahahaha
Your country produced Justin Bieber.
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>>78939018
Biebes is based, fucks sluts and doesn't give a fuck.

>be australia
>get stabbed by a stingray
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>>78938987
these are birds who can run faster than a human, don't stop running when shot, and can kick through steel sheets with their giant sharp feet, which swing as high as a man's neck (ask your own universities: https://www.uwplatt.edu/safety/if-emus-attack)

we needed to kill 20,000 emus and we killed 60,000 with 0 Australian casualties (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War)

you try doing better
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>>78939018
The Australian flag is a copy of New Zealand's. NZ's ensign was in use long before Australia's.

Throw another shrimp on the barbie, ABC.
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>>78939259
i felt that in my heart :(
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>>78939018
That's true. Spain fucked up by sending a literal degenerate
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>>78939267
It's not really the outcome of the war that's funny, but the fact that you went to war with birds at all.

I think sentencing that woman to jail for killing her kid WITH NO EVIDENCE makes your country a joke.

1st world countries have a real system of justice.
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>>78939259
>Biebes is based
Biebes is a numale, a fag, and a cuck http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/justin-bieber-tells-fans-hes-5800497
>>78939308
>The Australian flag is a copy of New Zealand's
Your flag is a fucking leaf.
>Throw another shrimp on the barbie
Throw another boatload of Syrian migrants on the irrelevant country called Canada kek
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>>78939267
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>>78925793
>other countries """""""""music""""""""

Post only REAL music ITT:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOML9zwoZn0
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>>78925793
fucking melbourne hipster cunts who gut wrecked by fucking turks in gallipolli and are basically china now
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>>78925793
Your "nation" is literally built upon dead land used only to store criminals, you've got a continent and only build on the coast because nobody in australia can handle the desert, 'cept the abbos, the drunken, child beating abbos.
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>>78925793
>yfw you find out that guy drinks his own piss and washes his face with it almost every morning
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>>78929094
Is Cornwall cool?
My Dad is from there and I wanna have a sus
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>>78939978
bunch of criminals that now host the most livable city in the whole world. Sounds like a plus 1 to criminals if anything to me
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>>78939597
>but the fact that you went to war with birds at all
we didn't go to a war, it was pest control done by the military to give them target practice, and it worked well in the end
>I think sentencing that woman to jail for killing her kid WITH NO EVIDENCE makes your country a joke
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miscarriage_of_justice#Cases_in_specific_countries
>Canada has multiple entries
>Australia has none
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_miscarriage_of_justice_cases#List_of_cases
>Canada has more entries than Australia
>>78939781
>hipster cunts
Dalston in London is basically the hipster captial of the world
>gut wrecked by fucking turks in gallipolli
Your shitty inbred leadership was to blame, when Monash was allowed to take over on the Western front and actually think of a strategy other than "duhhh rush the machine guns hurr" our forces made huge territorial gains
>and are basically china now
only box hill m8, but enjoy being Pakistan
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>>78932869
>people who don't live in Tropo wet
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>>78933443
Honest question, if you called your boss cunt what'd happen?
Every day I walk into work and say "g'day cunt you look like shit again today" and my boss will call me fuckface or something and we'll have a gig and get to work
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>>78940538
>Dalston
never heard of this fucking place before so its probably irrelevent

>Your shitty inbred leadership was to blame

yeah and you cucks got wrecked by it lol

>only box hill m8, but enjoy being Pakistan

Enjoy being chinastan when we eject every foreigner possible :^)
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>>78940538
I am not a Canadian. USA USA USA.

Should have mentioned that.

The USA has a real justice system. That woman who said "the dingo ate my baby" would never have gone to jail in America.

I assumed all western countries had a presumption of innocence, and burden of proof rested on the prosecution.

You fucks put that woman in jail because it "seemed" like she killed her kid. She didn't look sad enough? What the fuck.
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>>78935616
My Mum got barbed in the leg for real though, shit was full on, went completely through her calf and they had to cut the tail off and slide the full barb through because there are small barbs that face backwards
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>>78940913
made for good bantz, that's all that matters
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>>78931736
We discovered they had fuck holes
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>>78925793
He who banters with aussies should look to it that he himself does not become an aussie.
And if you gaze long into straya, the straya also gazes into you.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StcXGhuliRk
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>>78940885
>irrelevent
*Irrelevant, like the majority of England in the world stage today
>yeah
Thanks for admitting your military leadership is inbred and leads to your own allied troops dying. I'd say it's pretty indicative of your country in general http://www.medicalbag.com/grey-matter/part-ii-british-royals-house-of-kissing-cousins/article/472430/
>Enjoy being chinastan when we eject every foreigner possible
Congrats on Brexit, but it doesn't do anything about the huge percentage of your population that's non-Anglo (see >>78929046), as well as the already-accepted Syrian migrants still on the way.
Now fuck off bong, I need some sleep before I go to my all-white job in my all-white town tomorrow. I strongly doubt you can say the same.
>>78940913
>The USA has a real justice system. That woman who said "the dingo ate my baby" would never have gone to jail in America.
ahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahha

Remember that "miscarriages of justice" article I posted?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_miscarriage_of_justice_cases#United_States

USA's one has so many entries that it needed its own whole page

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wrongful_convictions_in_the_United_States

>2008 Adrian Thomas case

>Four-month-old Matthew Thomas was rushed to the hospital by his father after finding him unresponsive. During the interrogation, investigators told him that it had been proven the child died from blunt force trauma and that they knew someone in the household had done it. They threatened to arrest his wife if he did not confess. He was convicted on the basis of his confession. It was later determined that the cause of death was sepsis.

What a top American justice system! Goodnight burgerlard, I think we're done here.
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>>78925793
Australia
more like
China
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>>78942279
India
more like
Sewer

goodnight /pol/
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>>78942279
India
More like
pooIndiastreet
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faggots
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>>78925793
ur mom smells of elderberries lmao
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>>78942179
lmao
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*BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING*
Kankeroo :DDD
*BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING*
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>>78925793
Holy shit the auz bants are just too strong.
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>>78943094

>olu stevens

http://www.wdrb.com/story/31736059/louisville-judge-olu-stevens-suspended-while-under-investigation

>Louisville Judge Olu Stevens suspended while under investigation

>LOUISVILLE, Ky. (WDRB) -- Jefferson Circuit Court Judge Olu Stevens has been suspended pending an investigation by the Kentucky Judicial Conduct Commission into judicial misconduct charges.

>The commission formally charged Stevens earlier this month with six counts of "misconduct" for his treatment of victims who came before him and public comments the judge made about prosecutors and defense attorneys. The commission can suspend, remove or sanction the judge, if members find him guilty.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>78933615
>admits australia has no one to blame but themselves
>no hordes of immigrants dragging them down
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>>78927837
In other news suicide rates in Australia rose 500%
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>>78932579
hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Australia you hurt so good
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>>78925793

Australia gave us MEL GIBSON.

As far as I'm concerned they are above reproach.

Go now and sin again and again until the end of time.
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>>78943306
/thread
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this is not a politics thread, fuck off
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