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Good morning, wagecuck.

Another day, another dollar.
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>not having a job you love
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>mfw I make art for a living
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>>78913054
at least if you fail you can be the next >>78912949
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>autists still trying to justify your uselessness
>not posting from your work
congrats for being complete waste of air
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>he doesn't have a respectable well paid salaried profession which he enjoys
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>>78912539
NEET master race reporting in

FeelsGoodMan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ_HTABr7hA
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>>78913310
i havent even gone to sl33p yet
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>"Ffs mom i need 50 bucks what do you care why. Omg u such bitch"
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>>78913485
same bruh


6:14 here in dah 504, good thing i am NEET
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>>78912539
I only work 3 days a week, feels good man.
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>>78912539
>implying I'm not spending my time at work shitposting from a proxy on /pol/
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>>78912539
>>>/r9k/
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Make $60k
No degree
45 hour week
Salary and bennies
Redpilled construction industry
Feelsgoodman.
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im neet and my mom died yesterday and im scared
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I wake up and most of my co-workers are friends. We laugh and make money together.
I go home and have dinner that my wife made and more than likely get a wicked blowjob that makes me cum under a minute
Shits cash.
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>>78912539
>Not working part time and spending money in a reasonable fashion
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>>78912539
Another 100k. Options vest on friday.
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Hello, wagecuck.

I'll be 'taking care' of your girlfriend today...
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>>78916459
By fapping to her because she works with me? Okay then enjoy
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>>>/r9k/
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>>78912539
>1 post by this ID
sage
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>>78912539
Another day, another 200$ you mean
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>>78913898
This I go and work the cart at the biggest law office in the state and airport from 9-6; I dont even come in on time either. Then I go home and work on my music production, journalism (which I will use my office connects to segway to), and read philosophy and the classics in my spare time while having some money to go get plastered with friends. Wage life is best life.
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Just got home an hour ago.

Seriously OP, it's not going to kill you to get an overnight job. I've been here almost 10 years and it's the same night after night.
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>>78913310

How can you afford food and a house if you don't work and are a NEET ?
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>>78915747
Same but 40 hours
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>>78916912
* work not airport, I'm on mobile for maximum shit posting efficiency.
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Fuck off, i have 4 day work weeks and make enough to enjoy my hobbies
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>>78912539
On my way to my radiology group where I am director of finance. With my company card in my pocket that I use to pay for my college. When I get home today I'll have my friends girlfriend waiting on me for a quicky, after that I'll get drunk and make vacation plans with all the money I made.
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>>78912539
I'm pretty convinced that most of the trolls on /pol/ are from r9k
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>>78917396
Damn son. I'll never be that successful.
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>"guys look how red pilled I am we need to gas those kikes they are evil"
>contributes absolutely nothing to society and drains off those actually putting their asses on the line for their country and society every day

God I love NEETS. I'll be sure to drop a few dimes in your cup when I see you begging for change 10 years from now when your parents kick you out/die and leave you nothing cause you're worthless and ruined their life with your existence
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>>78916986
what job? how'd you get it? I always wanted an overnight job. Totally nocturnal shit
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>can wake up whenever I want
>can sleep as long as I want
>can eat breakfast whenever I want
>can eat lunch whenever I want
>nobody telling me what to do
>don't have to follow any orders at all
>never stuck in traffic because I can decide myself when I want to drive somewhere
>can stay up as long as I want
>can get drunk or high everyday
>no annoying coworkers
>no stress just being pure comfy here
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>>78917009
What do you do?
APM here
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>>78917777
Keep your change wageslave, the government will never run out of money for their beloved NEETs.

>>78917289
>working for a government that hates you
>working for a society that doesn't want you

t. Cuck

>>78917109
>wastes 4 days of his life every week on a meaningless job
lmao

>>78912949
>>78913230
>>78913214
Buttblasted wageslaves
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>/pol/ is full of trumplets
>/pol/ is also full of NEETs

really makes you think
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>>78917883
I worked at a burger King for six years prior. My car shit the bed and was out of luck, so with Walmart nearby, it was my only option. I can't give a ear guide other than just say what a higher-up wants to hear if you get an nterview/orientation.

All I'll have to say is don't expect too much, especially if you are on overnight. I don't know what your tolerance level is for being fucked over, but it's something that can't be taught. Promotions are only good if you are female (dem class action lawsuits are paying off), work days, and friendly/constantly in the presence of mamagement which if you are on overnight are only fucking around in the office or yelling at people for moving too slow.

I don't have much of a choice because this is the best job I could possibly have landed as i don't have a GED or anything and am already in my 30s. No other place will come close to the $15/hr wage I've attained so I'm here until my casket closes, unfortunately.
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>>78915747

Same but 105k

>tfw smarter than the rest of my coworkers so worked my way up to cushy office construction job
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>>78918583
>how to be a good little slave workdrone

Miserable excuse for a man
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>>78912539
Click clack you ain't about that life.
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>>78918690
>cushy office

nice words for "most annoying place in the world"

>he spends 40+ hours every week at some place doing pointless shit

Hahaha
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>>78918864

not the same guy, but i work an office job and make about the same salary (software sales).

both of us are posting on /pol/ right now, except one of us will get a fat paycheck. funny how that works
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>>78917396
I started out bookkeeping at a grocery store, then moved to this company on an internship, then the person I was training under was out on sick leave and I took over their office, then they came back the CEO told them to go to a cubical, then they quit all together, then through a company reorganization I was granted director.

And I'm only 21.

It could happen to anyone, you just have to try.
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Kiddy got fired from his first summer job, I see.
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>>78918719
>Not wanting to spend dad/mom/gov/other people money
>"U cuck wageslave excuse of a true man"

Topkek, you must be so deep into mental illness I almost feel bad for you.
Except I don't, nor do I care about your miserable lonely life, like the rest of humanity
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>>78918719
>no family
>can't rely on the power of the state to support me from womb to tomb.

Care to throw me a bone?
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>>78918690
This is where I will be in about 2 years. I got in the game kinda late. I bought into the STEM meme and did software tech support until I almost blew my brains out.

Btw where you ever in the field? I was a Superintendent for about a year. I have thought about going back that route.
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>>78918864

>nice words for "most annoying place in the world"

My office has a door on it. I sit in here with my music going, doing my work and shitposting on 4chan. I even have my own microwave/fridge.

>he spends 40+ hours every week at some place doing pointless shit

Nah, I design HVAC systems in washington DC. That means I get to work on everything from 200 year old buildings, to the new google building.
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Has anyone done the research to conclude the average number of goodboypoints (GBP) that would be needed in order to get permanent bennies? I'm thinking that you'd have to get your mom to find a shrink that'd be willing to say you have a disability, which means she will probably have to do some sexual favors to grease the wheels. Then she'd have to do all the paperwork to get things set up.

So with the average chicken tendie meal being about 3 GBP, I would assume that you'd need a lot of GBP in order to get this to happen as you need to get 3 tendie meals a day for the rest of your life of equivalent GBP for your mom. HOWEVER, by doing this, she no longer has to handle GBP again for meals forever (other than going to the store and getting them for you). So in the end I think it'd be only a few hundred GBP and that mostly pays for doing the paperwork and BJs.

I do feel as though I'm missing out on a few variables, any thoughts? I want to refine this number down and start saving.
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>>78919047
Also posting from my cushy office, monday mornings feel good, I walk tall up into this shit. I'll be on 4chan for the next 8 hours and make $13 for each hour.
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>>78919047
I just get the money for free without selling my precious lifetime to some Jew.
I can take a nap, play videogames or jerk off whenever I want while you need to keep your pants on for whole 8 hours.
Can't even do what you want, what pathetic shit is this?

lmao
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>>78919367

Yeah, I was in the field for 7 years but I started my trade right out of high school.
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>>78919474
Small world. I'm north east. Moving to navy yard in oct.
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Is this NEET pride thing serious? Am I getting trolled?

legitimately curious.

With a job you can
>be socially accepted
>have money which you need to aquire gf/family
>be able to buy luxury items
>save up for retirement
>live somewhere that isn't your parents' basement
>buy and own a car
>not have to depend on your parents for everything

etc etc etc

This doesn't even touch the moral subject of not caring about being being a leech or contributing to society which is a different subject entirely.
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>>78919514
>I just get the money for free

good boy points != money, kiddo
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>>78919493
>tfw I'm in the exact same position
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>>78919324
Why lonely?
I have many friends, even had a gf.
Don't need a job to have friends you turd

>>78919353
Land of the Free amirite?

>>78919474
>he lives in his shitry office

AHAHAHAHAHA JESUS
almost choked on my lunch

>>78919493
>he has to get up early at monday

lmao cück
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>>78912539
Good morning to you also
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>>78919600

Nice, I like it there. I almost got an apartment there but ended up in clarendon instead.
They have really built that area up since the nats stadium. I remember when it was a poverty stricten shithole. They are gentrifying the shit out of it
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>>78919649

>save up for retirement

Kek, assuming none of us are oldfags, none of us will be retiring. Social security is fucked. Tons of baby boomers that are in their 60s and 70s are having to go back to work despite saving and planning ahead.

We're going to be working forever.
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>>78919771
>had a gf
you will never get another gf in your lifetime while being a NEET who isn't obese or mentally ill.

I would bet my left nut on it.
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>>78919594
See I resent the college meme so much...
I would be making twice as much if I had done that. But nooooo... NOVA highschools:
MUH 98% COLLUJ SEPTANS
MUH 10 AP CLASSES OR BE ON WELFARE
fucking bullshit
Wasted 2 years at uni beating off SJW'S with a stick for nothing.
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>>78912539
Is living of rents and investments considered neet? I mean I am not actually working or anything but still doesnt fell like a neet
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>>78919893
Not if you start saving early like you're supposed to anon.

>tfw only 21 years old and have about $20k in savings
Feels good being raised properly.
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>work in restaurant
>6-8 hour days
>paid 16 euros an hour + tips
>surrounded by cute servers all night
>do work I enjoy
>free food and drinks (even alchohol)
>cushy evening hours, get to sleep as long as I want
>mfw neetfags think they're better off
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Whatever u tell urself to sleep at night OP

Working is comfy
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>>78919771

Are all your friends NEET faggots like you or do they actually contribute?
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>>78919999

its all good man, you're still young. I work with a guy who didnt get into the trades until he was in his 30s.
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>>78915747
how do i get into construction? do i need school?
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>>78919649
>be socially accepted
Don't need a job for that, just charisma
>have money which you need to aquire gf/family
Can have gf and family without a job, government would pay for all of it lel
>be able to buy luxury items
I can buy that too, but I usually don't because I'm a minimalist
>save up for retirement
you seriously believe you live that long?
>live somewhere that isn't your parents' basement
I live in my parents house which is huge, I don't pay rent and my
Parents don't mind
>buy and own a car
I owned 7 cars in the last 8 years, never even worked 1 day in the whole time
>not have to depend on your parents for everything
>not having a trustworthy family

lmao

>>78919666
I'm talking about real cash satan

>>78919913
I have a big dick and i'm not a manlet, getting a girl to like me is ez as fuck.
I also go for the under 18 over 14 girls which are completely legal here and easy to impress.

>>78920177
Some are wageslaves some are rich enough that they don't have to work.

I just leech from government, from parents who are loaded, from sister who is loaded
or I just win money by gambling.

Life is good if you don't have to be a slave.
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ITT: wagesluts get triggered
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>>78912539
> No bennies in Asian Disneyland
> choices are wagecuckery or death
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>>78920474
>Life is good if you don't have to be a slave.

>I just leech from government, from parents who are loaded, from sister who is loaded
or I just win money by gambling.

what? Holyfuck the delusion is real.
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>>78920695
leave im alone the guy's clearly happy, not everyone wants to be eaten by the soul grinder you call society
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>>78920474
>Don't need a job for that, just charisma
maybe if you're trying to impress high schoolers and drug addicts?
>Can have gf and family without a job, government would pay for all of it lel
You're missing the point completely and it's incredibly obvious how ignorant you are. Women want a man with money who can pay for things, who have their own car and house. You have none of those things. No woman will settle down with you if you cannot provide.
>I can buy that too, but I usually don't because I'm a minimalist
With mommy's money, right?
>you seriously believe you live that long?
I forgot that NEETS don't care about physical health.
>I live in my parents house which is huge, I don't pay rent and my Parents don't mind
Living in your own place is better than anything. You're just in denial at this point. Your parents are hugely disappointed in you.
>I owned 7 cars in the last 8 years, never even worked 1 day in the whole time
This is either a lie or you have rich parents. That money wont last forever.

Either you're lying or trolling I can't tell at this point, but 8/10 you got me to respond.
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>>78919999
>getting an associates
I think I see the fucking problem here...
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>>78920474

How old are you if you still live with your parents?
Leeching? gambling? Are there any other degenerate activities you would like to share?
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>>78912539
I'm at work. I do nothing but browse /pol/, read the news, and read philosophy.
I get paid to do the same thing as you Neetcuck
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>>78920814
No he isn't happy, otherwise he wouldn't be in this thread trying to promote his idiotic lifestyle.

This is the equivalent of when fat tumblrinas make a blog about how it's good to be obese and get triggered when people tell them it's wrong. It's just rationalizing.
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>>78920474
Hahaha I'm sure you'll impress all the girls when you drive them to mommy's home and tell your mum not to disturb you and your 'special guest' in your room for tonight.

Also, if you owned 7 cars in 8 years you're probably buying junkers that need replacing all the time
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I love these NEET vs Wagecuck threads.
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>>78920814
You can say I get triggered by deadweight easily. A decade ago my family and I became homeless and I was the one to pull them (and more importantly my brother who was seven at the time) out, but never took finding work and sustaining a family, so I regrettably had to pull a Molyneux and de-foo.
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>>78912539
Being a NEET is fine as long as you can somehow accept the looming feeling of total and utter failure that you will eventually feel. Oh and god forbid anything happens to your parents/family and you have to fend for yourself.
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Who /internship/ here?

Shit sucks but I need my Masters
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>>78921415
Internships are just slave labor, anon
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>>78921383
>accepting parasites and dead weight
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>>78921415
Reporting in for IT at a blue-chip company
It's the shit
No expectations so doing anything makes you look good. Basically getting paid to poop and shit post all day.
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>>78921415
Yoo same. Fucking mindless intern work but I spend most of it on my phone anyways. Sucks but gotta fill that resume
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>>78917740

Wait, there's people who don't go straight savage on the company with the grass roots surveys?

Everyone at my old store would basically tell the company how it's shit. We actually got the one inept manager in really hot water back when they'd ask you to evaluate your assistant managers.
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I had no idea that tons of other people shitpost from work too.
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More like another day another $200

Have fun saving those neetbux.
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>>78921703
Dude work is where 90% of the shit posts originate
I just gotta figure out how to get eu4 on the lab PC though
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>get job 3 weeks ago after being cocoon-mode NEET for almost 2 years
>realise how much free time I had to myself
>wasted all of it playing video games, watching films and browsing 4chins

I recommend to all NEET's that you should at least be productive and get /fit/ or something before your days are consumed by the job jew
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>mfw been sleeping through for the past 2 weeks as i'm on uni break
>lasts for another month and a half
>uni is bretty chill, it's hard, but the stuff you learn is interesting, so it is actually not painful
>get paid about $200 a fortnight in youth allowance
>get $1k every semester in study gibsmedat on top of youthie
>live with parents (it is increasingly becoming the norm to not move out till after uni), so no need to pay rent/util/food
>literally having money piling up in my bank, despite cashing it out on an expensive gaming rig with 4tb of SSD
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>>78916459
This is the biggest NEET delusion I've ever seen.
>implying my gf is that hot
implying your still not 20,000 leagues below both me and her
>implying you could ever fuck a bitch that wasn't
>A. your horny cousin
>B. Paid for
>C. An ex from high school whose just as much a looser as you
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>>78920423
No the best way is to get a job as a material runner with a small commercial general contractor.

All you need is a good driving record. Just tell them you want to learn the business and you want to work towards a position as a Jr. Level superintendent or assistant PM. Get a few years in the field cleaning job sites and delivering materials. Then you can split time in the field and in the office doing general project managment bitch work. You will have to work long hours for the first few years but it's worth it.

I started out doing entry level accounting work. I just filed insurance info and sent invoices for a while. But I have no degree and to formal training.
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>Falling for the NEET meme
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>>78920695
Butthurt much that I don't have to sell myself like some dirty whore?
Buttblasted because I don't waste my precious lifetime with being a good slave?

>>78920899
>maybe if you're trying to impress high schoolers and drug addicts?
Yea i'm not into lose cunts

>You're missing the point completely and it's incredibly obvious how ignorant you are. Women want a man with money who can pay for things, who have their own car and house. You have none of those things. No woman will settle down with you if you cannot provide
maybe if you're some cuck beta provider lol
I ain't paying anything for pussy, big dick and charisma is all I ever need to get my dick wet.
Had several girls fall in love with me already without me having a job.
So how hard could it really be to start a family?
But anyway, this isn't my priority right now so its not important

>With mommy's money, right?
With whatever money I can get my
Hands on

>I forgot that NEETS don't care about physical health.
Government pays for my
Health insurance you 3rd world mudhut dweller

>Living in your own place is better than anything.
The House IS my own place and my parents love me because i'm such a charismatic guy or do you think they would otherwise let me live like a king with them?

>This is either a lie or you have rich parents
Nah my Father owns a Car Dealership.
Sometimes I take my fathers A7 out for a ride.

>>78921012
I'm 25, I also sell drugs to my friends.
Literally grow weed in my closet.

>>78921059
>pull up at girls house in a expensive car
>dick is already as good as in the vagina

Damn wageslaves be jelly, here I am enjoying my Life while they throw away their for a few rubles.
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>>78921046
>No he isn't happy, otherwise he wouldn't be in this thread trying to promote his idiotic lifestyle.
Could say the same about you wagies.
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>>78921550
Jelly IT is a nice field
>>78921603
I spend most of my day entering data or on my phone. Thankfully this internship has a lot of good stuff to add to resume.


Finishing my Master's next spring
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>>78922071

Too bad ficki ficki's are cucking you without having to do any of that work which is still a fucking job.

>dumbass druggie who fucks sluts doesn't even know that being an entrepreneur is still a fucking job
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>>78916912
>my music production
Nice. Any instruments or just digital?
I sometimes run a DAW and headphones at work when I know the boss is out and I'm done with all the tasks for that day.
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>>78922071
>NEETfag is a degenerate drug dealer

Not surprising in the slightest
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>>78918034
>can go to work whenever I want
>can leave work whenever I want
>can eat lunch whenever I want
>never stuck in traffic because small town
>can stay up as long as I want
>no annoying coworkers where I work
>could get as drunk or high as i want because never drugtests around here
>no stress
>making money without needing to use my good boy points
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>>78920423
Btw even those low level runner jobs pay minimum of $15 per hour
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>>78918476
The Führer would be disappointed.
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>>78922263
What fucking work?
I do whatever the fuck I want all day all week long unlike your employed ass.

>b-but b-but refugees are c-cucking y-you
All you got buttblasted slave? Weak comeback tbhh famalam

>>78922430
>still has to follow orders
>still has to do the time
lmao
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>>78913214
>not posting from your work

Then why aren't you WORKING, you useless fuck?
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>>78915747
Joining the IBEW and their sweet apprentice program soon. See you soon construction bro.
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>>78918690
Same but 250k , plebs
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>>78922558
He would be dissapointed anyway.
But at least i'm not a traitor.
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>Wagecuck thread posted on r9k
>20 replies at absolute maximum
>Wagecuck thread posted on pol
>100 replies in a few hours

This board is so easy to b8.
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>>78923323
because /pol/ is full of buttblasted wageslaves.
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>>78912539
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>>78916503
>>78921911
I think that picture was just a parody of cuck captions.
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>>78922645
>gets orders
yes
>has to follow them
no

you need to learn the art of bullshitting my son, say job y cones up, say your time is to valuable and you are required for job x and when job x appears say you are prepairing for job y. no one ever communicates with each other so the people just go on to someone else here to do the work rather than wait.
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>>78912539

Perhaps. I just got into the office. I plan on taking a few hours for lunch today. I am also going to take tomorrow off and get paid for it.

I work salary in a comfy job with a few cool dudes in a secured area. It's pretty much day camp. I never work over 40, if you can count it work.

No denying though, if you are sitting on your ass leeching off a nice trust fund or inheritance... you are without a doubt living the dream

Otherwise you are literal trash that I pity.
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>>78916459
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Hello USA Who has no financial help like us here :) (600 dollars per month per month)
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>>78912539
mfw I quit being a wagecuck two months ago and have not officially attained neet status. Feels good.
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>>78924111
>*now
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>>78912539
Make 85k, 40 days payed leave, company car, dental care, health care, the company flies me round the world for work but I get to see it. Huge savings account as the company pays my stays abroad plus expenses made there.

Yeah my life sucks lmfao...
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>>78924264
wagecucks will never know this glorious lifestyle

t. neet
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>>78923930
>this is the epitome of porn in germany
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>>78912539
I work for a US company from my home making Apps, its alright
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>>78924296

when you're a slave to the company that provides all that for you

yes, yes it does
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>>78924296
narrow minded people who gave up on themselves wouldn`t understand
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Hitler would want us to work. He'd tell us that we should contribute to our fellow man's projects in improving our country and ourselves. He'd want us to be skilled and useful to society as well as artistic and intellegent. He'd surely frown if he saw me at my computer wanking off to cartoon porn and playong video games into the early mornibg.

How do I make my fuhrer proud, pol?
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>>78925170
>muh army
armycucks are even worse than wagecucks, they're both equally delusional though
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>>78913214

posting from work right now. Ka-Ching.
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>>78925170

If that is the standard...

NEETS would literally be put in camps for anti-social behavior.
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>>78916990

We will never know.

(Bennies)
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>>78919367
>STEM meme

Explain?
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>>78924296
>company sends its slave all over the world where he lives in Hotels
>he can't even enjoy his home everyday and has instead to live in poor circumstances
>always has to be on time

what a shitty life
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>>78912539
Jokes on you, I'm an unpaid intern
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>>78925329
>BOLAND
>WORK 5000 HOURS A WEEK
>MAKE €200

KEK
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>>78925442
not him but some people are legitimately not cut for STEM jobs

t. I also fell for the STEM meme, worked in a lab for 2 years, got depressed, almost killed myself and started anew
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>>78921897
>>78921897
help me swindle centrelink my melanin-enhanced (in spirit not physiologically) brother. I can't get youth allowance because of how much my parents make (they're too rich) I also have a job and am full time uni student. Can I gETt Uni GiMMmEdATS
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STEM was great for me, went to a USA university, I started freelancing with contacts from uni, now I work from my house here with, beautiful wife, no debt and with a USA salary
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I work construction with/for my uncle. But I'm working on getting a job at the most based of companies
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>>78925624
why are you making fun of polish people? I have been to Ireland several times and it looks like a country trying to rebuild after a nuclear fallout.
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>>78926056
until you become another x per 100,000 statistic lmao
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>>78920474
>minimalist
A E S T H E T I C
Get out of here you pretentious fag
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I got a job after being a neet for 6months and I have to say it makes life a lot easier, being a neet forced me to go through everyday slowly, even when I was depressed while being a wagecuck allows me to turn my brain off for 8 hours then go to sleep when I get home if I'm having a shit day, and I rarely feel depressed on days off because they feel like an actual reprieve instead of an endless repetition of days that never change.
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>>78925905
I think I got away with it desu cause my parents are divorced, so even though they both earn like 80k, I just said I lived with my dad, so they only counted his income

I don't have a full-time job, so that is probably why I got away with some of this shit
But I think if your parents are insanely rich, you won't get that sweet sweet gibsmedat, unless you claim you are totally independent from them and pay them rent or something
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>>78924264
Best one yet. You're fucked either way, goyim.
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>>78924264

>5:30 AM

More like 7:30

>Breakfast

I legitimately can't eat before noon

>Commute

10 minutes on a busy day

>9 hours of work left after 10AM

More like 6 hours left. 4 hours if you don't count my lunch break. 1 hour if you don't count my shitposting this stuff on /pol/

>Profits

kek. t. public employee

>9PM

I usually go to bed around midnight. I could only imagine having kids though and having your evenings fucking devastated.
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>>78925442
Studied engineering.
Got good grades
Hated it
Left school
Went into IT
Hated it
>MFW construction industry
Love what I do but often consider all the wasted time chasing what people told me was the best goal. Set me back 5 years. Wish I had gone into the trades right out of highschool. I would be making more than most engineers.
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Posting from work
I like having disposable income to spend on vidya.
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You proud neet's are the scum of society, you are as bad as the rapefugees and niggers, instead of contributing to society or working to feed your family, you are rotting in your parents home doing nothing but fap, play games, and lurk 4chan while your parents and/or the gov work to feed you and your disgusting needs, you may brag that "At least I'm not a slave" and "I have all the free time in the world, I can be just like a philosopher" but you and everybody else knows that you are nothing and if you were anything you wouldn't be a neet, your disgusting egocentric hedonism is what's destroying society.
I may not have as much "freedom" as you, I may not even have as much money as you, but what is money and freedom if the soul is not accomplished.
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>2016
>still being wagecuck/NEET
>not being PART TIME

>pick your own hours
>make money and help your parents
>help your resume
best of both worlds AND you get time for everything else too. if you hate it? QUIT! its just part time!
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>>78926291

nice switzerbants.
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>>78926291
Not even from there, i'm a Kraut on holidays but in what way is Ireland bad? Also, everyone knows you're a Pole cleaning looks in Denmark or whatever irrelevant country you're from.
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>>78912539
Thanks for contributing nothing to society. You are literally a waste of space.
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>>78926291
So why have you been there so many times lol?
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>>78919493
>13 dollars an hour

Why live? 26 no degree making 28 dollars an hour without even trying.
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>>78926625
What 3rd world shithole are you even from?
Your opinion isn't worth a shit here.

>>78928955
Money and freedom is everything.
Working some slave job isn't making me anywhere near fullfilled lol

>>78929635
Thanks for paying taxes you goy ;)
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>>78929835
How do you people even do that?
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>>78912539
Another day another... NICKEL!
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>>78913054
Ah so it's just another day then.
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>>78912539
Dont forget to do your chores today or else mom won't give you your allowance this week. Also, remember to take your antidepressants, you mentally unstable little shit.
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>>78929835
Forgot to add
>make 28 dollars an hour and get two hours of work every week
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>>78925470
Not exactly. I live in an appartement, not now as I come from Belgium and should be staying here another 6 weeks so I'm in the house tonight.

Should be in the USA as of mid August till November, I'll stay in a nice apartment in NYC.

Then at home till end of the year. Off to BKK in Jan till Feb. The living in Bangkok is tighter but still very ok.

Always has to be on time... Well yeah but then again everyone has a schedule to which they have to keep.

I'm quite happy with my lifestyle, get by comfortably and saw more of the world compared to most people.

The company doesn't own me it rents me, it pays me so I spend my time assisting with the problems at hand wherever they may occur. And as you can read the planning is well known in advance, it could change but rarely does.

The only setback is social life, but according to /pol/ that's overrated anyway.
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>>78918034
>no stress just being pure comfy here

the stress is on the people that take care of you. You live life without regard to the people that pay for you and give you such comfort.
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>>78924296
Yeah, but why would you do that when you could live in a basement for 35 years, collecting mummy's sympathy money and neetbux until your bloated corpse is found hanging from the rafters 2 weeks after you ann hero'd because mummy got suspicious when you didn't come up for tendies night?
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>all these buttmad wagecucks

your tears are sustaining
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tfw job interview in an hour and 45 minutes
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Wage slave reporting in... Atleast we got a 3-day weekend in America coming up r-right p-pol???
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>>78914299
This
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26 year-old NEET here.

No, NEET is not the good life. Eventually you will come to realize that if you hold off for too long, you're fucked.

You are fucked from a career standpoint.
You are fucked from a social standpoint.
You are fucked an inner-happiness standpoint.

You only get the excuse from society if you are severely mentally or physically disabled. If not, society will be sure to make you recognize the utter dog shit that you are.

Planning on killing myself in the next few years because of it.
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>>78913054

post some art u made.
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>>78912949
>job
>letting someone else profit off of your work

At least don't fall for the goy meme known as a job. Start a business in your field and make sure to do have an advantage whether that be customer service, skill, or marketing. Nobody ever got rich by having a job, just well off.

inb4 you mention some CEO in his 50s/60s with no hair
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>>78923323
kek

Why don't you guys support automating everything and universal basic NEETbux?
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>neets
>white
pick one
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>>78933902
You realize that you profit off your own work too, right? It's called a paycheck.
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>Look through the thread
>OP only posted once in this thread
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>>78912539
Working from home here. It makes it more tolerable.
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>tfw comfortably salaried working for my old man
>share an office with chill cousin and uncle
>no one talks to each other or bothers anyone
>shit post all day, watch movies off my plex server, read comics and books on my tablet
>come into work 20-45 mins late, nothing ever said
>leave for work at 11:30, come back at 1ish-1:30 every day, nothing ever said
>get 10-15k bonus each year
>live 10 mins from work, go home to play vidya during lunch
>do maybe 4 hours of actual work in the 45 hour work week
>only at office 6ish hours a day due to leaving 45-1 hour early a day, coming in 30 mins late and taking almost a 2 hour lunch every day

life is fucking good my dudes
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>Medically separated from the Marine Corps
>4k a month to literally do whatever I want


I know it's not the most money in the world but it covers everything that I care to do. I haven't worked in 2 years and I love every moment.
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Who else construction here, it ain't to bad anons
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>>78935059
Not in construction but seeing the amount of freight the construction business is shipping across the world, I would say times are great for construction in general.

Though the middle east is generally spending more on construction compared to the west.
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Tbh work isn't so bad. I was a neet for 2 years and recently got a job as a financial analyst. The first couple of weeks were hell in earth due to anxiety and my GERD making me unable to sleep. Eventually though you get used to it and you find ways to mitigate the bad things.
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another day, another septim*
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>>78920474
...... Kill your self and your parents for raising such a pussy
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>>78935059
/longshore/ here. In the crane most of the day. Shit's fun like playing with giant legos. Also six figure salary for a job I got with a GED.
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>>78913214
im so ashamed to have all this manchildren in my country. Theyd be the first to die if anything serious happened
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>>78935750
Well when you have Paki slave labor construction is easy.

In some US cities where the construction industry is unionized companies are forced to pay tons of shekels even to the beaners.
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>>78922071
i have never once met anyone this blind and ignorant. I hope you are trolling, otherwise i think youve earned Germany's biggest bitch award..
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>>78912539
Enjoy your 4 day ban.
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how do i into self employment?

i'm tired of being a wagecuck
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>>78912539
I'm confused about this neet shit, like how do neets!provide for their selves if they have no income?
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>TFW super secret neet job

The key is to trick multiple other people to work FOR you. The true neets have a job, & that job is just telling people what to do.
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>>78937905
end it right now or buckle up and behave like a fucking man. no one man under at least fifty should be allowed to just live off the state. that enables the shittiest weakest most inefficent population of men you could ever hope for.
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>>78919649
>Am I getting trolled?
Yes, but most of what you mentioned isn't a barrier to NEETdom. Social acceptance from lefties is higher for NEETs that working class people. Any kind of money for kids, housing, food, basics is provided by default in most of the western world. Cars and other luxury goods are harder to come by, as are women, but a NEET who took the time to get /fit/ could easily have these things through a sugar momma.

It's a completely degenerate trend that's ruining society, but it's a byproduct of progressive ideology and I don't see it going away without the welfare state imploding and shitskins going crazy as a result.
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