Islam:
>Muslims pray 5 times a day, every day, including waking up before 4 am
>Each prayer has a specific pattern depending on the time of day, in terms of how many times you bow, what you chant, which way your head faces etc.
>Muslims wash before they pray
>Muslims avoid bacon, alcohol and drugs
>Muslim boys (and girls in many places) are circumcised when they start puberty - i.e. when they're old enough to feel it and remember it
>Muslims follow Islamic protocols in all areas of life: from how to clean your bottom to clothing and inheritence
>Muslims fast for a month each year, to show piety
>Muslims give a percentage of their salary away to charity
>Muslims must make a pilgrimage to their holiest place at least once in their lifetime
>Muslims memorise their holy book, word for word, even if Arabic isn't their native tongue
Christianity
>Own a bible. Don't worry, you don't have to read it, simply owning it is enough.
>Go to Church on Sunday if you want. Or not, whatever.
>Get married in a Church.
>>78901410
>Know all the rules
>apply loopholes to literally EVERYTHING
It's nobody's fault but your own that you follow a shit-tier religion.
>>78901410
Nightmare difficulty: Orthodox Judaism.
>obsessive compulsive disorder: the religion
>hard mode
It's not that hard to take SSRI's
>>78901410
Islam:
>Must kill everyone who's not muslim
>Must follow the path of a psychopath pedophile
gtfo
Christianity is basically the left side of religion while Islam is the right.
>>78901410
>fuck animals
>rape their family members
>marry their first cousin
>have inbred babies
>throw acid on their daughters face for getting raped
>have their daughter beheaded if her black tent shows any skin underneath
>all hairy goat fucker men who can't control their animal lust rape women who wear black tents any way
>all muslims are confirmed liars for rejecting God in the flesh
>shit prayer singing, sounds awful
>will eventually cut your head off if you dont convert to their shit religion
Christianity is more a belief than a religion at this point. Everyone does what they want and justifies it by their own interpretation of God.
>>78901410
>Own a bible. Don't worry, you don't have to read it, simply owning it is enough.
>implying I am protestant
>>78902525
This
Islam is basically like if the Bible had no New Testament, and was taught to subhumans.
Lots of crazy laws and rules that only ever applied to judaism.
>>78902525
>Protestantism is more a belief than a religion at this point. Everyone does what they want and justifies it by their own interpretation of God.
t. orthodox
Cuckstianity is easy mode. Christianity is a difficult, but rewarding life. Those heretics that call themselves Christian but don't follow His law need to call themselves something else.
>>78901410
> Religion
>>78901410
Ve must choose the narrow path!
>>78901410
>Get married in a Church.
Fug :DDD Can I skip this one?
Islam is like that to encourage slavish devotion amongst it adherents and to drastically set them apart from any other religious group in order to prevent assimilation.
Why should religions be judged on how 'easy' they are to practice? Doesn't that completely miss the point of any message you're trying to give to the world?
>be young muslim boy
prepare your anus
>be young catholic boy
prepare your anus
>be young hindu boy
prepare your 1000 anus'
>be young jewish boy
prepare your penis
Bein' Prod's not so bad.
>>78902426
>>78902253
>I am a faggot Quran don't support these things but muslims do it then it means guilty is Islam
>Fuck my ass bloody and hit my head to wall
>>78901410
Christianity
>Bestowed with original sin and do everything you can with your short life to live as virtuous as possible.
ftfy
The Christians were smart to weed out the tedious rituals and focus on what's important. The Roman influence doesn't hurt.
>>78903493
>original sin
oh boy, here we go
Hell on Earth Mode: Atheism
>life has no inherit meaning
>must use reason and logic to understand right from wrong
>resist replacing the lack of a god with a state, sjws, or otherwise other marxist bullshit most atheist seem to fall for
>religious people think you're literally Hitler
>live on a planet full of people who believe in skyniggers, spread via word of mouth by a bunch of ancient goat fuckers
>>78903654
Don't anglicans believe in original sin?
>>78903891
No they don't, anglicans are protestants. In any case I'm not anglican, I'm Orthodox
>>78903328
Being prod makes you a laughing stock of religion
>>78901410
By your logic, islam is a baby mode.
I prayed to allah and i mad ethe shahadah with the guidance of a muslim, in both english and arabic. I pade wudu and am preperaring for my first salaat.
You're all heretics btw.
>>78903760
>>resist replacing the lack of a god with a state
This is 99% of atheists. But it's also 99% of people. Christians see men as imperfect and needing God to succeed, few people will seek good without a force whether God or state.
>>78904054
Interesting I always thought that anglians were pretty similar to roman catholic in everything, but their head of church. Regardless, I don't think Orthodoxy takes issue with Original Sin, they're just less guilt trippy.
>>78903760
It's a long, lonely road, bro.
>>78904269
Then those who are that few must pass on the genetics that make them so and spread it.
>>78904427
Original Sin is a θεολογούμενον, not dogma. It's not taught by the Orthodox church.
So
Islam is basically designed to prevent production and any kind of progress?
>>78901410
Remove word Muslim from you text. And it will start to sound like totalitarian sect. Really makes you think ...
>>78904611
Just like what happens with you.
>>78901921
When OP gets btfo just right
>>78903384
>Quran don't suppoty these things
Lying goatfucker.
https://www.thereligionofpeace.com/
>>78901410
>implying
Protestants is the easy mode. Faith alone is sufficient for them.
Actually, being a PERFECT catholic or orthodox it's almost imposible.
No Muslims, no problem. Just exterminate them all and make Islam forbidden, systematically eliminating everything related to it.
This would solve many of mankind's problems.
Violence, overpopulation, hate, living space, number of cockroaches in existence, and so on.
One of the reasons why the EU must collapse is because how toxic the individual countries are to Islam itself.
>>78905174
Once i looked that it is full of nitpicking and dumbs like you believe everything they see without even search
>>78903384
I thought you sandniggers had to memorize your holy book. Here, let me remind you.
Quran (8:12) - "I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve. Therefore strike off their heads and strike off every fingertip of them"
Surah (9:5) At-Tauba
...slay the idolaters wherever ye find them, and take them (captive), and besiege them, and prepare for them each ambush. But if they repent and establish worship and pay the zakat then leave their way free. Lo! Allah is Forgiving, Merciful.
>>78905704
>Quran (8:12) - "I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve. Therefore strike off their heads and strike off every fingertip of them"
Are you fucking stupid?
http://quran.com/8/12
>..slay the idolaters wherever ye find them, and take them (captive), and besiege them, and prepare for them each ambush. But if they repent and establish worship and pay the zakat then leave their way free. Lo! Allah is Forgiving, Merciful.
Yes you are
http://quran.com/9/4
>>78906128
How do you defend the things that Mohammed said in some of the hadiths?
A paraphrased example off the top of my head: "Don't pull out when you rape women from lands we have conquered"
muslims completely btfo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qk_VwZxN9bA
>>78901410
kik, i actually wash my hands after and before i pray to Christ
>>78906128
You have refuted nothing, sandnigger. Islam is a religion for violent monkeys and your source has only proved that.
Thank you!
>>78906588
:DDDD
>>78902044
As an Orthodox Jew, I feel pretty comfortable saying that it's way easier than being Muslim.
>>78906588
You do know that Christians also massacred all polytheists that failed to convert, right? Most of muh deus vult crusades were not against Muslims, but against pagans and other fellow Christians.
>>78906691
>a quote from the source YOU provided
>bait
>pretending to be retarded
>>78906387
>Bukhari
Good goy
>>78906750
And those past events somehow defend islam, how?
>>78906750
If Christians were actually killing people at the same rate and magnitude as Muslims, I would call them violent retards too. But they aren't so fuck off.
>>78901410
>1 shitpost by this ID
Clearly knows nothing about being christian but what I would expect from an ignorant.
>>78906796
>regarded by Sunni muslims as the most authentic
So I suppose you are Shiite? Why is your sect right and theirs wrong?
>>78906750
>You do know that Christians also massacred all polytheists that failed to convert, right? Most of muh deus vult crusades were not against Muslims, but against pagans and other fellow Christians.
Tough shit, but Ancient Christianity is not on trial here.
>>78906781
http://quran.com/9/6
>>78901410
Fuck you ISIS Lover. Go blow a goat
>>78901410
>going to all that effort to worship a goatfucker
we chose not to deal with all that shit because it's unnecessary, sorry that a large part of your life revolves around your dumb religion
>>78906909
Pro tip: there are literally laws in Russia saying:
1. There is nothing wrong or extremist in Quran.
2. Criticizing Quran is a crime.
Remember this every time you talk about religion with Russians.
>>78901410
>Muslims memorise their holy book, word for word, even if Arabic isn't their native tongue
I would wager less than a percent of Muslims have even read the entire Quran, let alone memorized it. A majority of Muslims can't even speak Arabic. The most devout Muslim I know has certainly not read the entire Quran, and he does pray 5 times a day and goes to the Mosque every single Friday.
Why do muslims even argue
this btfo >>78906542
plus, the many contradictions
>>78902196
This. I got ocd and I immediately recognize the OP image as someone with OCD.
>>78906909
It shows hypocrisy of the people that bash it. Most of Muslims nowadays aren't waging wars to convert heretics either.
>>78906995
Maybe if your globalist elites stopped propping terrorist regimes in Saudi Arabia and the like that spread chaos world wide, there would be much less terrorism.
>>78907131
So you're saying that the Quran is violent AND inconsistent? Very interesting! :DD
>>78907056
No i am Quranist
>>78907173
I think he is just shitposting
>>78907278
there’s a difference
jesus didn’t command christians to do that
he commanded the opposite
mohammad tho commanded musims to do that
Fuck it, I liked when Islam was easy mode too.
Back in the day when everyone in Egypt had money and people could just chill, girls could walk from one end of the city to the other in peace wearing short skirts, back when we used to be the ones making movies for the rest of the region. People still scoff at the idea of alcohol bans now since who the hell really enforces that shit but back then you didn't have as many guys with stupid beards pushing it on you.
And then our leadership fucked up and our education fucked up and then America bombed the countries next to ours which sent a bunch of Salafists and terrorists scurrying over here like cockroaches.
I really miss it. Fucking Arab culture watering down our once cosmopolitan city.
>>78907278
>hurr brown people can't be held responsible for their actions!
kek
>>78907773
You have to go back.
>>78906726
Modern or one of those ultra sets?
Jew: 613 rules, billions of children, everybody hates you.
This Jew no positives: not rich, wife ugly, hate family, no business.
>>78901410
I take it Indonesia is sunni. So it is shit
The only types of muslims you can actually interact with and are actual humans are shiites
>>78903760
Don't forget
>Try not to think about how non-existance feels like
Even if I did believe a God exists, it's hard to rationalise that He gives a shit about human beings or if He even bothered making an afterlife.
>>78905174
>>78905704
>>78906588
>>78906781
Lmfao "thereligionofpeace.com" is the Islamophobe's bible. I've been through it a million times because every time one of you miserable wankstains fails to come up with a legitimate argument, you link me to that website or you take the exact same few Quranic verses out of context and slap them on a reply in hopes that it'll compensate for your lack of common sense and logical reasoning. Nice try, shitlord.
>>78908357
Bruh, pretty much every type of Jew hates the ultra-orthodox. Bunch of racist, criminal, sexist, drains on society. And they give the rest of Jews a bad name.
I'm modern orthodox.
>>78907173
Nice shitpost. During the period of Ramadan (right now), Muslims are supposed to go through the entire quran at least once over the month. If not on their own, while they're praying with a sheikh, the sheikh goes over the entire quran over the process of a month, and you can either just listen or read along.
Your friend isnt a valuable source of information to represent an entire community of 1.7 billion people.
>>78906588
>http://quran.com/9/6
>>78906781
>>78907422
"This verse was revealed towards the end of the revelation period and relates to a limited context. Hostilities were frozen for a three-month period during which the Arabs pledged not to wage war. Prophet Muhammad was inspired to use this period to encourage the combatants to join the Muslim ranks or, if they chose, to leave the area that was under Muslims rule; however, if they were to resume hostilities, then the Muslims would fight back until victorious. One is inspired to note that even in this context of war, the verse concludes by emphasizing the divine attributes of mercy and forgiveness. To minimize hostilities, the Qur’an ordered Muslims to grant asylum to anyone, even an enemy, who sought refuge. Asylum would be granted according to the customs of chivalry; the person would be told the message of the Qur’an but not coerced into accepting that message. Thereafter, he or she would be escorted to safety regardless of his or her religion. (9:6)"
>>78901410
thats one of the reasons they havent advanced or gotten past the middle ages in thousands of years!
>>78901410
>>78901410
everything about Islam you mentioned is a complete waste of time and is illogical.
Are you saying the more retarded traditions a religion has, the better it becomes?
