European markets open in 1hr30min
Who's /comfy/ ready for crash-chan?
http://www.cnbc.com/markets-europe/
Italian market down 12.5% from previous close
UK market down 3% from previous close
GoodBoyPoints still plummeting
Will UK be truly kill?
>>78891434
Please be the happening I want the EU to cease to exist NAO
>>78891434
I thought the futures trading on the asian market hasn't even been that bad
>>78891434
shorted euronext and bought ftse 250 etf.. only playing around with a few hundred bucks wish me l00k
>>78891434
Osborne is making a statement, you won't get a massive crash.
His speech is in 36 minutes.
>Will UK be truly kill?
No, the amount lost is nothing compared to previous crashes so calm your boobies down or I'll have to rape your child.
pound is kill
>>78891830
better take a 2% hit now than a 20% hit like the germans french and spanish. spanish exchange is already down 12% and is set to drop another 16% once it opens. small exchange but still pretty nuts considering they're having election problems just yesterday.
>>78891830
He will suicide on live TV
GoodBoyPoints is the target of memetic warfare. They want to distract you from the slow and painful death of the euro.
>tldr; Expect volatility during the shock period, stocks will take 3-4 months to recover
Analysis from my broker:
It may take some time for the shock to work through the economic, financial and political systems in the U.K. and Europe. As a result, global stocks may fall further.
No two market shocks are the same, but in some of the other shocks since the financial crisis, markets have recovered in three to four months. Investors with longer time horizons may want to maintain their diversified asset allocations, which can help portfolios weather volatility over time.
>>78892169
Shock, First Day Decline, Full Decline, Time to Recover Losses
>Japan earthquake 3/11/11, -6%, -16%, 4 months
>U.S. debt ceiling debacle 8/1/11, -3%, -14%, 3 months
>European debt crisis 3/27/12, -3%, -11%, 3 months
>>78892169
so your broker gave you a highschool econ 101 class. special stuff hope you didn't pay for it.
>>78892286
Remind me how big was the Brexit shock?
Hint its way bigger than all of your examples
https://github.com/selfagency/nazi-detector/issues
register and send thim a message kek
Get comfy, lads
>>78892371
I only posted the summary. I'll post the fuller analysis in a little bit.
My account comes free with Morningstar, Argus, Ned Davis Research, Market Edge, and Credit Suisse reports. Tell me if you need anything senpai.
>>78892169
No broker is going to advise you to withdraw your funds. Ever.
>>78891434
EURO/USD= 1.1019
VACATION INCOMING??!?!?! :))))))))))
>>78892871
Full overview.
I don't think it will be very bad today, might even end up for the day in equity. Watch the periphery CDS markets, suspect more flight to safety on debt side.
Pound is stable at 1.34, nothing much to see there. VIX is expected to go down. All in all, storm in a teacup. Life goes on. Brits aren't that important after all. Goldman only expects mild recession in UK starting in second half of the year and ending in first half of 2017.
>>78893116
>EURO/USD= 1.1019
It has been in a range between 1.05 and 1.15 for a year now after the GREAT CORRECTION of the Euro in the wake of the Grexit crisis.
1.10 is pretty much exactly in the middle of where the Euro has traded for the last 12 months. Vacations ain't cheaper now then last year.
>>78891928
Good this will only push people to remove government welfare programs and kick out the arabs gypsies and niggers.
>>78893501
Race war in UK imminent
>>78892988
Brokers make money from trade fees, not by how much money is in your account retard.
>>78893597
Regardless, no broker is going to tell you to sell because the shit is about to hit the fan. They don't want you in cash, and they don't want you to remove your cash from your account. Many brokerages also manage funds for clients and collect a % management fee.
>>78893476
Yeah It just went up a little. Wouldn't expect anything crazy unless euro stocks go down hard.
>>78891830
Hes speaking now on Sky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
>>78893571
>The Internet
>71% of Leave for Ill
What?
Also, what's wrong with the green movement?
>>78894336
>wont trigger article 50 until fall
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE
>>78895463
Cameron already said that before
>>78895393
I agree, the internet was a mistake.
It ruined women with attention.
It gave idiots a platform.
It ruined men with porn...
>>78894336
he looks like he's 22
>>78895738
He looks 38
But hes apparently 45
>>78895708
b-but the internet is the best thing on earth since industrial capitalism!
Osborne spent 20minutes on damage control
This will be great 30minutes to bell
>>78896406
>Attempt to reassure market
>"It will be a rocky road but things will probably work out..."
>Rush off awkwardly and abruptly at the end
>>78891434
Advice:
>Short UK banks
>Don't invest anything in any EU market until you see AT LEAST a 20% correction
Personally I'm selling everything on Monday if the US markets don't crash again
>>78891434
FTSE 100 at opening, 3% drop to start, at least
>>78895949
Leave voters are old people and poor people
it's the natural correction process
>>78893313
Nice dude thank you, are you rich or can someone like me with 5 grand in cash get these reports for opening a basic account?
>>78893330
Too rosy of a picture.
>Europe is still in shock, fear will drive the market
Expect UK markets to lose 20% by end of the week
> God knows what will happen in Spain
>>78897424
Get a job
Making a company will propably be more profitable for you
Stocks are not free money
If you have to ask questions like this you probably shouldn't trade
2 min until blood bath begins
Let's see how Nikkei responds to EU markets.
>May be good indicator for US markets
>>78893313
>>78892169
10 shekels has deposited to your account
>>78891434
The Poweres That Be will not let it crash, probably won't even decline much more.
They literally own the market. They own the infrastructure and the securities. They may let it decline a bit more just to scare the masses into forcing Britain to stay cucked but we will never see another bear market or a crash as the ""market"" is entirely captured by TPTB and is a policy/propaganda tool these days.
>not buying CHF, JPY and USD RIGHT NOW
It's like you want to be poor
>>78897879
>Expect UK markets to lose 20% by end of the week
It will be pretty flat for the week, maybe up 3% or down 3%. Nothing major.
>>78897879
>>78898166
>>78898248
>Wrong
Shouldn't you be on /biz/?
>>78898420
lol mate
>>78897879
Short term ramifications < Long term gains
Self determination for the people, by the people.
The largest bank in Germany, Deutsche Bank, has predicted growth from Brexit.
Whereas Open Europe, the largest economic and political think tank in Europe, has analysed and said the worst outcome is -1% GDP.
Be a Be-Leaver.
Whats Wall St. gonna do?
>>78898703
panic
Is it worth putting coffee on?
>>78893116
Vacation... in Europe...
Madman...
>>78892641
I'm comfy as fuck.
https://youtu.be/trfHP5LHVNY
so is it happening or not
>>78891434
I expect a sell off Monday into Tuesday...
Tuesday I'm covering late in the session.
>>78899145
We wont know if its a true happening or not until they go to work in New York. About 5 hours from now.
>>78898703
Early indicators are basically flat. Down a hair, then up a hair...
>>78899145
happening postponed until we figure out whether or not Boris Johnson is a traitorous cuck and we force a GE That much extra uncertainty to the markets is sure to cause chaos.
>>78898703
They are going to buy the fucking dip, same thing they have done forever.
Idiots will sell stocks because they are panicking. So fools like what post here will sell the bottom and then once the all clear is given they will buy back just in time for the next dip. The market cannot go down, it's literally impossible. There are laws against it and every orginization having anything even remotely to do with it will do everything in its power to keep it going higher.
When the bred it was announced they halted trading to stop it from declining past 5%, then the plunge protection team (look into it) stepped in and bought it back up only down 2.5%. . This afternoon the US futures markets opened to some decent selling, plunge protection team has alr day bid the market back up into the green. They will likely ramp prices higher into the cash open and spark high frequency trading algorithms to bid things massively higher, that will t infer stop orders and a short covering rally. By the end of the week we will be back to new all time highs.
If that fails they will "break" the market, wipe all sell orders from the books and reverse it back higher.
Source: I'm a professional trader, this is how the modern """"market"""" functions.
>>78893330
>Goldman only expects mild recession in UK starting in second half of the year and ending in first half of 2017.
Jesus christ thats the best they got? Its like they asked a nigger.
OMX Stockholm 30 Index -6,07%
hehe
>>78891928
Except half the country is on welfare. Too big to fail.
>>78899390
Wont the money "plunge" protection has run out
>>78899390
>By the end of the week we will be back to new all time highs.
The market peaked in May, 2015. There's a very obvious top forming. Pull up a chart that goes back to 1990 and you'll see it easy.
>>78893597
So, post your MyFxBook or similar and let's see how well you're doing.
Still underwater eh?
>>78899390
>By the end of the week we will be back to new all time highs.
I agree with some of what you said but this?
Come on. LOL
The market is due for a comfy as fuck correction. It will get us out of this dumb fucking range we have been in and let us test some important levels.
Back to all time highs by the end of the week?
So it should be open now.
Too lazy to read shit, any drastic changes?
any interesting options I should regard?
post LSE-only
>No happenings
wtf I hate pol now
>>78892436
For you
>>78891858
>pound is kill
I NEED CHEAP STERLING.
PLEASE CRASH, THANKS.
>>78902142
>UK shares and pound continue to fall
>http://www.bbc.com/news/business-36636853
Yes! So much uncertainty! Sell everything!
>>78902313
>>78901951
Ah I see what you did there part of your plan?
>>78891434
Barely even a 10% crash. Why is this significant?
>>78905458
It was in 1 day.
And 10% in forex is very significant
>>78891434
Sooooo comfy.
I'm a renter in Vancouver, coming into a bit of cash from a settlement. I'm praying for Brexit to be the catalyst that pops the goddamn bubble so I can actually buy a house in this fucking city.
Pound now at its lowest value in 31 years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNnAvTTaJjM
>>78909831
You are so fucked
http://www.investing.com/news/stock-market-news/british-government-bond-yields-fall-below-1-for-first-time-ever-410775
