WHY DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Money
He's hiding it in his fat
Dan "Paid off the man to ignore his van" Schneider
hes just doing his job!
>>78888454
whats his name again?
>>78889947
Dan "hold her down, she's a fighter" Schneider
>>78888454
What's this guy's name again?
>>78888454
Because there is true evil in this world that allows this shit to occur
It preys on our innocence fed by our apathy and lethargy.
Dan "The Fiddler of Kiddler" Schneider
>>78890121
erm, not a philosophy major but aren't those things you listed symptoms to something extrinsic?
>>78889727
would spitroast with/10
>>78890121
>true evil
>teenage girls sucking jew dick for status
I take it you don't get out of the basement much?
>>78890471
Dan "two holes for two roles" Schneider
>inb4 leaf that defends him extra hard arrives
>>78888454
Excuse me guys. I believe that I have seen this guy before. I just can't remember what he does, or who he is. Care to help me remember? Tried reverse image searching, but nothing came up.
>>78890833
Dan 'The Large Hymen Collider' Schneider, as one may know him, works with kids, as one might say
>>78891096
Thanks for clearing that up for me.
Someone post the list of nicknames shit kills me every time
>>78891096
Dan "The Weak Should Fear the Schlong" Schneider
>>78891399
Dan "the harder you fight it the harder I get" Schneider
>>78891096
https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PL9Se5hRRfF99WC76uW95ovTfEgn5k6bpu¶ms=OAFIAVgB&v=xdNZjxJ0ifg&mode=NORMAL
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>78888454
Can you take this down please?
>>78892084
This video was made while she was on drugs, Dan didn't do anything but provide her a career
>>78888454
she has that dead mind control slave look
>>78889947
Dan "Thicker than a Coke can" Schneider
>>78894700
This is slander stop it
>>78890088
Chris Farley
>>78894806
D A N
A
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THE
M A D M A N
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>>78894924
I'm not Dan Schneider, for the millionth time I'm just a guy from Canada
>>78895175
we are coming for you dan
>>78895175
You can run but you cant hide
>>78888454
Dan "She said she was 18, man" Schneider
>>78890741
>/pol/ wouldn't
wew lad
>>78889947
Dan "the itsy bitsy" Schneider
>>78895175
Dan "You'll be licking my can!" Schnieder
>>78892798
Hey Dan!!
Guys please stop calling me Dan I'm not Dan okay?
>>78895849
D A N I E L
A
N
I
E
L
Why do creepy weirdo fatasses like this always have fantastic hair?
>>78895739
Haven't heard that one before. Fucking lold
Hollywood pedophiles and rapists have always been a thing, and the only way this vile shit will see the light of day is if the accused is actually innocent and someone is making a buck off his his/her pain (see MJ).
>>78895849
Oh yah?
>>78889947
Dan "Spread just a little wider" Schneider
>>78890741
Sweet mother of hades.
>>78890088
Dan I've had tighter Schneider
Jews intentionally set society up to be anti-pedo while simitanously being pedos themselves so they can keep them to themselves.
>>78889947
Dan "She's dead, help me hide her" Schneider
>>78889947
dan "if she's ten don't try to hide her" shnieider
>>78889947
Dan "I got a plan to get her in my van" Schneider
>>78895739
kek
>>78889947
Dan"lick the cum off my hand" Schnieder
>>78889947
Dan "if I taped her, then I raped her" Schneider
Dan "Rough Rider" Schneider
>>78889947
Dan "It takes 400lbs to ride her" Schneider
>>78889947
Dan "If shes got hair, then I ain't there" Schnieder
>>78889947
Dan "the man with a little girl in his van, hope she's not a fighter" Schneider
>>78895903
Once you're past 40 a nice head of hair and money is all that matters.
>>78895883
That ain't my name bucko
>>78896156
Best one though.
>>78895903
The secret is to rinse, but not repeat.
>Dan "If she cries, she dies" Schneider
I'm actually surprised we've never meme'd this shit to the point where the MSM picked it up as "Internet trolls harass/slander TV producer."
>>78889947
Dan "i don't mind if she's a bit thigh" Schneider
>>78896690
He's resistant to meme magic
Dan "want a job at Nick, suck my dick" Schneider
>>78895849
Daniel "wanna career? Suck this here" Schniederberg
Better?
>>78896736
step up your game costa rica
>>78896811
Spooky
>>78896811
>He's resistant to meme magic
Yeah, it's really fucking bizarre.
>>78897035
>That pic
How does he get away with it?
>>78889947
Dan "hymen connaisseur" Schneider
>>78896910
Dan "wider" Schneider
Dan "don't deliver, dumped in a river" Schneider
Dan "old enough to bleed, old enough to breed" Schneider
>>78896736
wtf are you trying to say costa rica
That canadian guy >>78892750
>>78892798
>>78894806
>>78895175
>>78895849
>>78896487
is dan schneider, but its seriously weird that hes here defending dan schneider
>>78896910
No, it should be Dan "this audition was great thank you, if we are interested in having you for the role we will contact you, thank you and have a good day" Schneider
>>78897117
Dan "Pay the Jew and the charges fall through" Schneider
>>78897262
NO IM NOT!
>>78897147
how the fuck does a frenchie misspell connoisseur LMFAO FUCKTARD
>>78897262
Honestly I don't think it's Dan, just some super autismo like the Barneyfag
>>78895797
I only come to these threads for the funny names but every time, every single thread, theres that fucking Canadian. It could be Dan, or maybe an assigned shill for him, but I like to think its just a dedicated Canadian shit poster.
>>78897117
That's it, I'm getting back to twitter and gonna call him a pedo every day. HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!
>>78897363
Hey this isn't the FBI Dan how many kiddies you molest today?
It's okay I'm not an authority please tell us about your hip pedo ring
>>78897117
>>78897556
Dan "Tug it harder" Schneider just can't be stopped.
Sorry guys.
>>78890741
Why is there always a Canadian that shows up minutes after a Dan 'the hymen collider' Schneider thread is posted and begins defending him?
>>78897331
That's fucked up m8, lay off of 4chan for a few days
>>78897625
Autism
>>78897584
DAN DOESNT DO THAT HE HAS A WIFE THAT HE LOVES
>>78897556
Don't
>>78897331
Keked hard
>>78897625
Because I check the catalog
>>78897719
Post pics of said wife
>>78897672
Maybe it's one of the tubby pedo's old discarded cum rags, defending his or her "Daddy" from the mean old internet trolls.
>>78897751
Is this the only reason you come to /pol/?
>>78897556
Mess with Schneider and you'll never find her
>>78894806
HE HAS ARRIVED
>>78897739
What the heck is that?!
>>78897788
Google it
>>78897809
No, I come here for politics I'm tired of all this shitposting this thread has nothing to do with politics okay?
>>78897847
THERE HE IS, SAME CANADIAN
>>78888454
Holy fuck is that Dan "My Rabbi said it was ok to get inside her" (((Schneider)))?
>>78897928
Pedophilia has a bit to do with politics, at least TV politics
You know I'm getting real tired of these slanderous posts about Dan Schneider on this vile website. Why haven't the authorities acted if even half of the venom that you people spew was true? You people are disgusting for dragging a good man's name through the mud. I dare you to use any means that you can to try and find anything illegal that he has done because I know you never will. It's time to shit or get off the pot.
>>78897928
You know you can just ignore this right? You're either a VERY dedicated shitposter and if you are, well done. But if you aren't, you aren't going to sway anyone's opinions on Dan, just stop f am
>>78897928
>His wife
HIS WIFE IS SPECIALIZES IN LOW CALORIE FOOD, COOK BOOKS, AND PRODUCTS. AND HE IS STILL A FUCKING COW
>>78898020
Why do you assume it's the same guy? You know what maybe lots of people are tired of this slander and now saw the truth because of me okay? I worked hard to spread the truth about my man Dan, he's a good guy he would never do the sick crap you guys says he does. You're just jealous losers because he's a millionaire and wrote the most successful TV shows on nick
Dan "if your kid goes missing don't try to find her" Schneider
>>78898090
He's got a a large frame, there's a lot of muscle and big bones under the weight okay?
>>78898121
It's definitely Dan
>>78898121
>saw the truth because of me
>and these people all happen to be Canadians
Daniel just get off the fucking proxy and put down the Twinkies for once
>>78898193
and around 50 kilograms of lard
>>78898226
IM NOT DAN I TOLD YOU GUYS A BILLION TIMES NOW LITERALLY IM JUST A GUY FROM CANADA OKAY????
CAN
A
DA!!!!!!
>>78898193
I shouldn't be taking this bait
>>78898121
>>78898193
What is this, baby's first troll? Good fucking god go to bed you fucking 12 year old.
Little kids always get the most angsty over this shit and idk why. Are you jealous because Dan is banging all the girls at your middle school?
>>78898323
We get it, you fuck kids AND animals
>>78898323
Post pic with timestamp to show proofs you are not Dan "The Candyman" Schneider
>>78896811
This only proof that he too has a pact with the devil.
>>78898369
Don't talk about Canadian women like that
>>78898284
I ain't on any proxies buddy
>>78898305
Screw off
>>78898367
No, because Dan has never done anything like that in his life, he's loyal to his wife
>>78898369
SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSHOLE IM NOT DAN
>>78898121
Dan "she doesn't need an Opere, I'm a millionaire" Schneider
Dan "the good guy with a money supply" Schneider
Dan "It's not Slander if I rammed her" Schneider
Dan "I don't tire if she's a crier" Schneider
>>78898421
Dan "if they're under five feet I'll beat my meat" Schneider
>>78898506
Dan "If she's underage, I take her backstage" Schneider
>>78898506
Why are you so anally blasted, Dan?
>>78898644
If he has a British flag he's probably a fag
>>78898506
POST PIC WITH TIMESTAMP TO PROVE IT, FATTY
>>78898680
You'd know how that feels don't you?
>>78898078
I see you are all ignoring my challenge that I made here. Typical of a bunch of cowards.
>>78898550
Dan "The Tortoise" Schneider
>>78898323
>Canada
>aDANac
>>78898121
Dan "I proxied as a Canadian" Schneider
Dan "I came inside her" Schneider
>>78898691
Dan "if we see a leaf we've got a hymen thief" Schneider
>>78898691
Dan "If the flag says Canada, he raped Amanda" Schneider
>>78898700
This
>>78898726
No, sorry, I'm not canadian
>>78898809
>>78898797
>>78898830
CAN YOU FUCK OFF!!!
Why are so many pedophiles fat white guys? No charts or random statistics please.
>>78898850
Spain firing back
>>78898809
Toppest of keks
>>78898905
This is false
>>78898890
>>78898700
COME ON DANNY BOY
>>78897556
You shouldn't do that. It's immature.
>>78898975
Buddy this is the shittiest b8 I've ever seen
>>78898982
It's 3am I don't want to go looking for a pen and waking everyone up
Dan "I'll bust a nut inside her" Schneider
>>78899124
In his wife only
>>78899083
Dan "If she wakes up, I'll speedup" Schneider
>>78899083
You don't wanna wake up the kids you have in your basement, they've had a rough day right?
>>78899083
Take a picture of yourself licking your hand as proofs Danny
>>78889947
Dan "Miranda Rider" Schneider
>>78899192
Shut up
>>78899201
Screw you, I don't have a basement I live in a condo
>>78899247
How about I take a picture of myself licking your mommys pussy?
Any Canadian shitposter can come to a Dan Schneider thread and start defending him and what not for guaranteed replies.
That's all these unoriginal fags are looking for, attention and replies.
>>78899336
Nigga post proof that you're not Dan and we'll believe you
>>78899384
I'm pretty sure it's just me, but that loser Maple Jew was claiming to be Dan sometimes I think he stopped
Dan "Use my mouth as a shoe and you'll stop being a literal who" Schneider
>>78899155
>>78899283
LEAF IS ON OUR SIDE YOU HAVE LOST DAN "if her small hands make me nut I won't ravage her gut" Schneider
>>78899336
Go ahead, I'm sure you're into neceophilia too after what you did to Miley Cyrus
>>78899399
Can you post proof you're not a loser? My proof is that I'm a Canadian
>>78899499
You're also proving that you love bestiality
>>78898121
Dan "my man" Schneider
>>78899572
That's no way to talk about your mother
>>78899499
How do we have proofs that you aren't using a proxy
>>78899597
I don't know him but he's a cool guy, look at his shows everyone loves them.
>>78899637
Because my internet is expensive as fuck
>>78899336
How could you hurt my sweet girl, Dan "wipe away the tear it's for your career" Schneider?
HOW
>>78899637
Who would proxy as a Canadian? Who would put themselves down like that?
Dan "I only fuck eight (8) year olds" Schneider
>>78888454
Dan "if shes got feet, she gets the meat" schneider
>>78899625
Are you actually nine? Your mom jokes are what someone uses when they have nothing left in their arsenal
>>78899706
Stop bringing her up all the time you're some creepy stalker obsessed with her?
>>78899705
That has nothing to do with getting a proxy Daniel, you have enough money from keep little girls hostage to hide behind millions of proxies
>>78899002
It's gonna be a once in a while thing when he posts pics of his latest victims.
Oh fuck my sides best thread in ages
>>78899785
The only arsenal I need is your moms arsehole matey
>>78899796
And you're obsessed with Dan you fucking sperg
>>78899813
Where do you even get proxies anyway?
Dan "I'll start your career if you start sucking here" Schneider
>>78899865
No I'm not, there's a difference between being a fan of someone's works and obsessed over some stupid whore
>>78899796
How was she Dan "bigger than a coke can" Schneider? Did you abuse her feet you sick kike?
>>78899861
>The only arsenal I need is an eight year olds arsehole, buddy
Fixed
>>78899937
Faggot
>>78899892
Don't play dumb Daniel. Just take a picture and post it. If you really aren't Dan you shouldn't be scared. You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide
>>78899892
Ur moms ass lel
>>78899943
I'm not a fan of her feet, also I'm not Dan Schneider
>>78899944
Delete this
>>78898090
he has a milf wife like her yet still chases after kids?!
Dan Schneider is the fat, greasy pedophile responsible for Nickelodeon's transition from decent cartoon channel into a smorgasbord of terrible live action sitcoms geared towards children, most of which contain transparent fetish fap material. Schneider's works include Drake & Josh, All That, Sam & Cat, Victorious, iCarly, The Amanda Show, Zoey 101, Good Burger, Henry Danger and, most recently, Game Shakers. He is notorious for having a foot fetish, and has regularly featured questionable scenes in his shows involving young actress' feet. Many wills were broken during the making of his shows, and some have gone off to do more undesirable things to suppress the trauma brought on from Danny's iron fist of pedophilia power.
>>78900053
As soon as you delete the "audition" videos, if you know what I mean
>>78899861
>The only arsenal I need is an eight year olds arsehole, buddy
dude you're sick in the head
>>78900009
Take a picture for me baby
>>78900023
All the black guys she was with would have stolen them by now
>>78889947
Dan "if she's too tight, it's alright" Schneider
>>78900122
Submit this to Wikipedia
>>78900009
He won't. He has been doing this in every Dan "the man with a plan to get her in van" Schneider thread for like 2 months.
He's a very sick kike desu
Dan "I'll put a Coke can inside ya" Schneider
>>78890088
John Candy
>>78900131
Never heard of it
>>78900122
Don't talk bad about Zoey 101
>>78899944
>>78900158
Trying to steal my memes? Square up nigga
>>78889947
Dan "Your resistance only makes my penis harder" Schneider
If you could say one (1) thing to Daniel Schneider, what would it be?
>>78900232
Zoey 101 is bad
>>78900160
I asked first Danny boy, now send me a pic of those big, sweaty rolls
>>78900232
Do you like zoeys feet?
>>78900259
Stop fucking kids yo
>>78900170
No I'm done for today, gonna go off to dream land and catch some sees
ZZZzzz
>>78900232
>Don't talk bad about Zoey 101
too bad they had to cancel the show after Dan impregnated the blonde girl
>>78900259
Thanks for the parenthesis bro, I got confused about which number the word "one" represented
>>78900259
How long are ariana grandes meat curtains?
>>78900313
I like feet with short toes but not Japanese short, also they shouldn't be spread apart it looks weird
>>78900259
Why do you hide behind a Canadian proxy on an advanced Nazi basket weaving board
>>78900167
Oh my
>>78900239
>Trying to steal my memes?
what are you talking about faggot? I was just replying to Dan's disgusting post
Wow I can't believe Dan schnieder browsers pol
Not suprising really. An old stigma of the chanz was the cheese pizza, and he stayed for the hate speech
Hey Dan!
>>78900395
She could probably flap them and fly away from Dan's Coke can at this point
>>78900335
>sees
>Power Level Does Not Compute
>>78900168
>>78900232
(continued)
Before his time as a director, Dan "Hold her tigher, she's a fighter" used to be an actor for such shit like Make the Grade and Better Off Dead, because being a part of a movie with a kid wanting to kill himself for being a pussy at life totally helps with netting a spot for making children's shows. Seeing how they were all low budget and didn't get our subject enough Jew Gold to hire a permanent foot-masseuse, he instead got to thinking maybe the new direction for money would be for kids to act idiots on TV instead of him. If he hit the g-spot, he could get his money and have his power over children like he always wanted.
So after submitting the All That show idea to Nickelodeon, which at that point wasn't technically overflowing out the cunt with shitty sitcom semen and was still a sorta-cartoon channel, he waved good-bye to his acting career and dignity and hello to being a directing star.
>>78900335
>sees
Quality moose education
Dan "the baby grinder" Schneider
>>78889947
Dan "first ply her with cider" Schneider
Dan "bite the pillow, you're too young to get wet" Schneider
>>78889727
>implying you wouldn't
you're all just jelly at the guy for getting that young pussy
Dan "Untie her before they find her" Schneider
Dan "tell the feds and you'll get dead" Schneider
>>78900667
jesus... that doesn't even rhyme
>>78900667
How many lolis has this guy even desecrated
>>78889947
Dan "diddler on the roof" Schneider
>>78900773
Dan "who needs a rhyme for pussy time" schneider
>>78889947
Dan "Cunnies are red, buttholes are wider, you hold 'er down I'll put it inside 'er" Shneider.
Dan "I make Jared look like Christ resurrected" Schneider
(Didn't really try on this one)
>>78900840
>How many lolis has this guy even desecrated
at least as many as his buddy and fellow tribe member, Jeffrey Epstein
>>78900990
Never post again
>>78889727
Looks like the bitch just snorted some blow and is about to get porked by the porker.
It's okay though. The bitch's a Jew--let the Jew eat their own.
Dan "deep inside her" Schneider
>>78900990
Never reply to my post again unless you are contributing to the thread.
>>78899930
That's similar to what I said desu
Dan "Cum on your belly to get on the telly" Schneider
>>78897035
>Dan WARP
>Warps the minds of his victims
>Cone is there so she can't look away and could only look straight forward for the throating
>Submissive, broken look
Dear god... He has claimed another one.
Dan "more girth than a soda can" Schneider
>>78900259
Delete your account
>>78898193
>He's not fat! He's just big-boned!
Whatever you say, Not-Dan Schneider.
Dan "I've only got a tiny dick to put inside her" Schneider
>>78900122
drake and josh was dope tho
Dan "if you wanna be a star, get in the car" Schneider
>>78898809
>>78900071
A man that large has an insatiable appetite
>>78889947
Dan "Rubbin' Man" Schneider
>>78901294
Top kek
Dan "Ariane said is that what you call Grande " Schneider
>>78888454
Dan 'tweet me your feet so I can pound my meat" Schnider
>>78888454
I know Dan Schneider personally. Let me just say that he is an evil guy and hiding a whole ton of shit. Seriously, a hell of a lot more than just the PEDO shit. This guy is a fucking creep.
>>78902515
What's your connection to him?
>>78902710
He escaped
>>78902710
I can't say. I can only say I took off my shirt on one of his TV shows. That guy likes some weird shit. I can't say more.
/pol/ you're just mad that he smashes teenage poon all night
>>78890303
you literally are a philosophy major, aren't you
>>78902931
Let us invoke kek that one of your compatriots will come out about this
what other gross stuff has he made the kids do in these shows? is he the one that makes them do a bunch of feet stuff too?
>>78888454
Dan "great specimen, I claim the hymen" Schneider
>>78902931
well are you a guy or girl
>>78903234
I am male. That guy likes tubbier looking guys over girls if you can believe it.
