http://nbcnews.to/1tuAW7G
>The Food and Drug Administration approved a new and unusual weight loss device Tuesday: an external pump that dumps part of the stomach contents into the toilet. Some critics have called it "assisted bulimia" but the device, approved for use in very obese patients, helps them lose on average more than 12 percent of body weight — far more than pills or most diets.
>The Food and Drug Administration approved an external pump that dumps part of the stomach contents into the toilet called Aspire Assist. Aspire Bariatrics The device is considered minimally invasive and includes a tube that goes from the inside of the stomach to a port on the outside of the abdomen. The pump can be attached to the outside port as needed to remove about a third of the stomach's contents at a time.
>Clinical trials showed patient lost an average of 46 pounds during the first year and another few pounds to make 50 pounds of weight loss by the second year.
"The AspireAssist device should not be used on patients with eating disorders, and it is not intended to be used for short durations in those who are moderately overweight," the FDA said in a statement. "It is intended to assist in weight loss in patients aged 22 and older who are obese, with a body mass index of 35 to 55, and who have failed to achieve and maintain weight loss through non-surgical weight-loss therapy."
>Diet drugs don't work terribly well and doctors are reluctant to prescribe them. This new device is the first to remove food that people have already eaten before it can be digested. The company has not said how much it will charge for the device, which is on the market in Europe. A surgeon will also have to implant the device in a short endoscopic procedure, and that cost may vary by center.
>a fucking food dumping hatch for the stomach
>AspireAssist™
Sometimes I wonder if capitalism was a mistake.
What happens with the fat after it's been removed?
>>78873396
It becomes an ingredient in McChicken sauce
This wont change anything. If it does help fatties lose weight, they will just regain everything they lost when they get taken off of it. When will people realize lifestyle change is the ONLY solution?
>>78873168
OR YOU COULD STOP GORGING YOURSELF
>>78873168
Amerifats will eat 24/7 now.
>fuck getting people to stop eating so much
>we'll just let them eat as much as they want, and then fucking pump it out of their stomach later
>>78873396
>"Patients eat less with this therapy then they did before," she said. "People think patients can eat whatever they want and then aspirate it and that's just not true. It has to be liquid enough and the particles have to be small enough to get through the tube."
Flushed I assume.
The idea to remove food from the stomach before it has a chance to be absorbed by the body. Whenever lolbertarians try to make an argument to me in the future about freedom, personal responsibility, and self-control I will now point them to this thing.
>>78873396
If its jewish fat it wll be made into soap.
>>78873168
>instead of eating less or maybe running around for a few minutes a day, some people would rather carry around an external stomach with pumps and shit that actually penetrates your skin and has tubes and wires running across and through your body
what in the fucking hell is wrong with this people?
>>78873168
>body mass index of 35 to 55
kek, mines 34-35, last time i checked anyway
>>78873396
it goes into the water supply and feminizes more children
>>78873733
>Implying they already dont.
>>78873710
looks like the person in the first picture just has to take a really big shit
I don't get this. Why don't they just not eat so much? Doesn't that make more sense?
>>78873710
Somehow I doubt fat cells die when frozen
they're fuckin nutrients. what the fuck?
I hope this procedure kills millions.
>>78873564
>This wont change anything. If it does help fatties lose weight, they will just regain everything they lost when they get taken off of it.
>when they get taken off of it.
What if like cholesterol pills and diabetes insulin they never do? This is their new life now.
>>78873168
fucking tim and eric were right for gods sake this was meant to be comedy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INfEyMvb2-E
>>78873869
kek
>>78873836
kek. In his defence, i dont think hed eaten for 20 minutes prior.
This is how far society has fallen, we have people with no self control and now need a machine to stop them from eating too much.
Just fucking end it all.
>>78873472
lol pretty much
>>78873168
>Vomitoriums with no vomit
>instead have clinical machines to suck the food
Decadence but with an Apple Inc touch
>>78873954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0hWKQFUYV0
>>78873954
its been around for a while now, don't think there have been any deaths.
>>78873733
>>78873869
>Connect the out hose to your mouth
- "Nelson, what are you doing?"
- "I'm solving world hunger".
Reminds me of the latest stages of Rome where people became so decadent that they would eat a meal, vomit it up, then eat again just for the pleasure of eating.
Reminder that it didn't have to be this way
>>78873168
>Looks like the SnackSack™ is actually entering the market.
>>78873813
fat fuck. you worthless piece of shit.
>>78873954
>fat cells
>CELLS
>nutrients
kek.
But honestly, it depends on what temperature we are talking about.
For example, normal cells in lab are frozen at -80C and become REALLY fragile.
>>78873710
Step 1: stop eating fucking hamburgers.
Jesus fucking christ.
Use the fucking exercise equipment that your renters association put there.
Absolute worst case: replace half your food with grass, or something else the human body can't process.
>>78873836
>>78874065
I'm sorry you guys..
If it makes you feel better, I have an idea for a way to solve it...
I have seen this shit on tv a few months ago, thought the one guy that had it was fucking insane
>Becomes the norm in the US
Top fucking kek
>>78873396
It is not removing fat, it is removing everything. Like, a hole in your stomach that doesnt let stuff get into your intestines, where you properly absorb the nutrients and calories.
>>78874205
nah, fitfag. Working on getting into bodybuilding
>>78874226
b-but slow metabolism!
>>78873954
I'm not sure exactly how these fat cells are "safely expelled from the body" like it says in step 3.
All in all it's just another excuse for fat shits to be fat shits. I'm really starting to hate the obese more than any other group of people. To ruin your body because you're so lazy that all you do is eat non-stop is absolutely unforgivable to me.
I'm at the point where I don't even want fats to lose weight. I want them to get fatter and fatter and die. I'm sick of seeing fat people everywhere I go, it disgusts me to no end.
>>78874255
>properly absorb the nutrients
>implying Americans eat nutrients
>>78874118
>Vomitorium having anything to do with "vomit"
>>78873168
So basically an object that sucks out HCl out of the stomach? What the fuck.
>>78874216
yeah i'm not getting it either...
do they just suck your gut through a frozen vaccum tube and what? let the cells die? cause that WILL kill you. and if it doesn't it would leave massive scarring to your skin, it would get gangrenous and so close to your core, you'd be fucked.
>>78873168
Lelmerica. I think it's easier just to eat less calories. It ain't that difficult. You get used to eating less within days, and if you try to eat more you'll feel like you overate.
>>78873836
we should have nuked ourselves
>>78874488
Checked, and it's not too late.
>I've tried everything and I just couldn't keep those extra 200 pounds off! It started to affect my marriage.
>She was too fat for me, and I'll sleep with anything!
>I cant into slowly eatin less of an usual serving and or eat slower
Amerikkka fk yeah
>>78873168
Jesus christ... I'm sorry you people have to watch us invent new ways to eat more food.
>clinical trials showed patient lost an average of 46 lbs during the first year and another few pounds to make 50lbs of weight loss by the second year
You could lose so much more in less time if a person just exercised...
>>78874585
>>78874469
calories are not the issue in the modern obesety epidemic.
Here's a very interesting read. I recommend the full book though.
https://lowerthought.wordpress.com/complete-notes-to-good-calories-bad-calories/
>>78873564
Welfare is the problem, 99% of these people are on some sort of welfare. They wouldn't be able to have this lifestyle otherwise.
>>78873683
its a thyroid condition ;^)
>>78873710
that sounds sus af desu. wouldnt that give people fucked up levels of cholesteral and all kinds of problems if there was all the sudden a shit load of fat released into the varias sytems of teh body?
disclaimer idk a damn thing about it
>>78874255
if that person gets hit in the stomach or sleeps on their stomach i imagine tey would just insta kill from the stomach contents spilling everywhere, seems even more dangerous then the lapband thing
>>78874600
Well we could give food to Mexicans but last time we did that they doubled in population. Fuck that. I'd rather eat it than make more brown skin shit stains.
>>78873804
do you now understand why people hate ameica? it's not your "freedoms", it's that you're mostly a bunch of disgustingly inept lazy shitters
>>78874399
They kill only the fat cells
You don't technically need those cells to live (well, most of them if you are obese). Your body's only reaction is to slowly push them out of the way and into the disposal systems of your body.
"which is on the market in Europe."
>>78873168
AspireAssist by Cinco?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-o7YG3x0DI
>>78874363
>not going on a bender and chunking it in a vomitorium for the lulz
no u
>>78873168
What is harder, eating less or getting a hole drilled in your stomach? What the fuck man.
>>78874716
>320 lbs
>but are active and healthy!
>his dick too small to fuck my fat ass
the entitlement is palpable
>>78874562
top lel
>mfw amerifat store greeters are now equipped with margarine and a crowbar.
>>78873710
Wouldn't that freeze your actual flesh though? Doesn't fat have a lower freezing point than water??
>>78874952
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>>78874964
New diet, you stay at the store until you're thin enough to leave.
>>78874984
Fat has a higher freezing point than water.
This is why it works. It freezes the fat and causes gradual apoptosis.
>>78874984
Fat cells are weak, skin is strong (and already dead)
Do not question the pseudo science!
>>78875224
>Do not question the pseudo science!
Retard
>american's literally becoming cows
>>78875262
http://www.nobelprize.org/nobel_prizes/medicine/laureates/1949/
Go get one it was medically approved to.
>>78874716
>6"
>relatively small
hahahahahahahaha holy shit women in the US are such size queen hambeasts
no wonder dragon dildos are becoming normal
[spoiler]i have trouble with 4 inches to be honest but then again I don't have 320 pounds of fat in the way of my butt[/spoiler]
wow gg fat shaming fucks .
docs wont prescribe diets because they would have to cut back on there pills , docks make $$ off testing pills on there genii piglets.
so the solution for me was telling the docs to get fucked I lost 156 lbs in less then 6 months by cold turkey going off 6 prescript drugs.
fuck you doc I will see you in hell for what you have done to my civys.
>>78873168
Americucks you gross me the fuck out
Here. I lost 40lbs in 2 months by just eating steak, broccoli, protein powder and the occasional Mac n cheese.
>>78875098
What if we made dungeons for people to go through? Like an obstacle course or something, with foam ball canons and other cool stuff.
>>78874716
Am I there yet?
No, I can't feel anything!
Apply more turkey grease.
Can't. There's none left.
Bitch! You ate all the lubricant already?
>>78875224
It is dead, until straum granulosum.
>>78873168
He tried to warn us, but we wouldn't listen, creep.
>>78875523
As if they wouldn't just Kool-Aid Man there way to the exit.
>>78875594
>>78875343
>http://www.nobelprize.org/nobel_prizes/medicine/laureates/1949/
That has exactly jackshit to do with this.
Does this mean he can eat Oreos again /pol/?
>>78874964
Can /pol/ honestly just STFU about science if you don't work in the field? Leave it to /sci/
The blatant superiority complex that exists in some users here claiming to know more than they show is ridiculous.
>>78874718
But calories are the issue. If you ingest more calories than you consume, you gain weight. If you ingest less than your body consumes, you lose weight. It really is that simple. It works for weight loss every single time. You cannot be obese without ingesting more calories than your body consumes. It doesn't matter what the finer points are (like the link you posted). No doubt our bodies get messed up when we eat like obedient carb consumerists, but the reality of the equation remains regardless.
>>78873836
Kek
I love the "aaah" moment
>>78874718
kek, w/e nigger.
I started watching my caloric intake a few years ago, started at 6'0, 300lbs, now 190lbs and cut. It IS as simple as eating too many calories. Even if you 'estimate' how many you're eating, you're sure to be eating over that. And if you're not even paying attention, gonna be way higher.
>>78873168
You might as well take steroids if you are going to use shit like this to lose weight
>>78875850
Pretty sure he was out of air
It's a miracle
Us fat people are victims
>>78873168
I think fat asses are just going to get so hungry that they start eating 24/7.
They will probably eat liquid mayo for hours and the machine will end up breaking.
>>78873168
I'm going to get shit for this but Fuck it I'm getting one. I'm 36% body fat and can't lose weight no matter how hard I try. I see people eat the same as me and weigh less than a bird! Some people (probably a majority of you too) don't understand that genetics do play a role in fat absorption rates.
>>78875840
>If you ingest more calories than you consume, you gain weight. If you ingest less than your body consumes, you lose weight. It really is that simple.
dont say this, fatties will get triggered because it's not actually that simple (even though it's more than good enough advice to use to stop being a fatty)
>>78873168
why not just make DNP illegal? social Darwinism can come into play as well
>>78875523
there are places like that called "challange rooms' or something like that basically part normie ninja warrios/puzzles also the tough mudder stuff has blown up and now there are a ton of random competition races like that for non athletes
>>78875803
no siad it doesn work, everyone is saying your gross af if you get to that point and that the problem is not big bones or whatever other retard excuse
>>78876183
>>78875840
It more about calorie density, than calories in and of themselves. Fat and sugar are so calorie-rich for the amount of mass they take up that the average American dinner plate can weight the same as those of other nations but nevertheless have a 30-60% more calories.
>>78876140
Have you always been overweight?
>>78876140
they play a role but not that big of one. the people who eat like you probably have more physically active lifestyles. you know why obese bartenders and waiters dont seem to exist? its not that they dont hire fatties (though they dont) it's that they're always running around and heaving kegs and pallets of fruit around and shit. but people who work in offices are always potatoes, because they spend 8 hours a day sitting on their ass
start biking to work or something, fatty
This opens the door for excellent new juvenile pranks.
>sneak up behind walmart fatty
>turn his tap on
>giggle as his sudden hunger makes him aware of the leak
>>78876305
I only eat the stuff on the right, works great.
>>78876140
Eat 1500 calories per day for a year. Problem solved.
>>78876305
>the fat you eat is the fat you wear
lol no. People underestimate the benefits of healthy fats. Substituting carbs for fats can help you cut body fat
>>78876292
reminds me of that NHS case where an ABDL was charging his diapers and baby fetish crap on medicare
>>78876292
>>78876305
this explains why i always feel hungry at home despite eating constantly, all i can really afford is potatoes and shit tier produce
its filling but then youre still tired ;_;
>>78876553
>>78876643
>>78876553
>>78876643
>>78876790
Wrong picture, here we go.
>>78876305
I don't buy that shit for one second. The stuff on the right fills you for longer, the stuff on the left is digested real fast, and you're hungry again. Reason = because the right is protein rich. Completely backward bro.
>>78873168
THANKS JEWS
>>78876307
Yes, since birth. I have skipped out on all fast burning high index foods. Even after putting on muscle, running daily, browsing /fit/ since before board description changed, and logging my food daily on myfitnesspal. I dropped from 38 to 36 percent in three years. I made myself create a lifestyle around health and yet my fat doesn't leave. I don't do fad ketogenic diets either, my baseline bmr calls for 3200 a day and I've been eating well under that at 2300 for two years. It has fucking blown my mind. I've done hiit for a year as well as even picked up intermittent fasting and still nothing. I even contacted Frank fucking yang for advice because my doctors can't explain my lack of weight loss. This shit has had me cry for the first time in ten years I can't take it
>>78876846
>burgercock likes this
Yep, there go my sides.
>>78875965
I'm a little confused about this. I read this chart and it says to me if I take testosterone and exercise I will have high muscle mass large quads and biceps and can lift heavy things.
That sounds great but is the inverse true? If I lower my body fat %. If I gain big biceps and quads will I as a consequence have more testosterone?
>>78876993
>my baseline bmr calls for 3200 a day
>>78873168
>which is on the market in Europe
>To all those who say "just lose weight".
Think of that pit prison in The Dark Knight Rises. Yeah it's simple to say, but hard, to near impossible to do. All your life you can see the exit, but good luck getting there. You try and try and try, but fail every time. All the while you can see the exit and know what to do to get there, but it's easier said than done. While losing weight you're going against nature itself. You're body wants to put on weight and every pound you lose your body just tries all the harder to make you feel miserable so you'll eat and gain it back. You think that is possible to fight for months and in some cases years?! No! Fat acceptance should be included in affirmative action 'cause we are just as discriminated against.
>>78877128
That just means he's not a manlet. I'm 6'5" and mine's 3400 per day, 3900 when I want to bulk.
>>78877070
Of course not, dummy
You might have some increase in test from lifting, however the levels of testosterone needed for the gains you see there are far, FAR higher the what the average man has and the small increase from natty lifting barely does anything
Which is why people can completely change their body in mere months when juicing except they all claim """""""""""natty""""""""""
Frankly with roids you can even halfass your way with a crappy routine and diet and still have mad gains because in the end as the graph shows roids do most of the work when it comes to buring fat and gaining mass
>>78875663
Im gonna sound a bit crazy but...how about...make smaller portions instead of fucking puting a hole in your stomach and draining the excess ?
>>78877166
Boo hoo
I'm like 5% body fat. I don't even think about food that much and have 0 cravings. If it's impossible and inescapable to not gorge yourself on unhealthy food am I an alien?
>>78877070
You need testosterone to build muscles. If you testosterone is higher you will build muscles faster and more easily than someone with lower test.
Also huge muscles + very low body fat is literally impossible without external testosterone. Thats the reason why natural bodybuilders look skinny while "supported" athletes are buffed as fuck while being lean at the same time.
>>78873836
JUST GOT OUT OF JAIL.
ASK ME HOW I KNOW
>>78874216
Anon...do I have to explain to you what fat is? It's the excessive energy that gets stored away when you dont burn it off. Fat is used to help your body develop muscles and other shit when you exercise and lift weights. When you eat food with sugar and other shit and you dont burn it all off, it gets stored away.
>>78873329
Sometimes?
>>78877471
>>78877166
Ugh... nasty fat bitch.
Yeah it is easier said then done. No one said it would be easy. You've abused your body for years, not giving a fuck. Now it's time to give a fuck. And guess what, it's gonna be difficult penance. There is no try, there is only do or don't. You simply have to find out how many calories you should be eating a day, and stick to that. No matter how hungry you get, or how much you wanna stick that candy bar down your throat. You simply deal with the discomfort and do it. If you're eating properly, you don't even need to exercise until later (when you start approaching your goal).
Just remember, the world isn't changing. Nor is the collective disgust for fat people. You do however have the option of changing yourself.
>>78876846
There's no way this is anything but a troll.
If not she'd be the perfect girl for !Yeb
>>78877698
What if I make real life Zelda dungeons?
>>78877721
nah, it's probably real.
This is some dystopian cyberpunk future stuff right here.
Also pretty much the form of ultimate hedonism.
Now you can stuff your face and not get fat!
You'll still get the negative health impacts, but that's ok.
Just pump yourself full of drugs and that'll take care of it.
Actually this is fucking beautiful, keep going!
I want to see how far this crazy shit can actully go.
>>78876140
Genetics play a role, but it's the nature/nurture argument: it's always both. Hormones play a huge role and are effected by genetics, but you can manipulate them through exercise, diet, and sleep. I was a skinny teenager and got fat overeating trying to put on weight to not be skinny any more. I think it's easier to lose weight than to gain weight, but it's harder to lose fat and maintain muscle more than both.
There is a right way to lose weight and most people unfortunately do it wrong. Your body burns a mixture of carbs, fat, and protein for fuel. You don't just lose fat. Losing weight will force you to lose all 3. The trick is how you eat and train to maintain as much muscle as you can while dieting so that your metabolism doesn't go to fuck.
>>78877960
These people would be the monsters, eating his shield and shit.
>>78876993
Maybe try different things like keto diets and lower caloric intake instead of smashing your dumb fucking face against the wall over and over and over again doing shit that hasn't worked and isn't magically going to start.
>>78877166
Losing weight's funner than putting it on, I got stronger because I had more energy while working out.
>>78877961
Are these New Ghostbuster hospital photo-ops all specifically designed to make me feel pessimistic about humanity's continued prospects?
>>78873168
Fucking disgusting. Fatass tax when?
>>78878063
>Actually this is fucking beautiful, keep going!
>I want to see how far this crazy shit can actully go.
That's the spirit! Let it burn.
>>78878167
Really it would be for young kids who are fat but have lots of energy and don't want to work out.
It's like a real life video game, for the kids who can't fit in and prefer to be alone. I'll even combine it with occulus rift or something.
>>78873168
Why not just, you know, stop eating like a pig?
>>78878472
I believe it's a bigger ploy to see how much they can publicly get away with in the name of feminism.
>>78878631
Dump them in the woods. If they make it out, good for them. A Japanese 7-year-old managed.
>>78874226
>>78874205
>>78873920
>all these faggots hating on the return of decadence and conspicuous consumption a la vomitoria
It's like you faggots aren't even /pol/- this is as capitalist and exceptionalist as it gets
ROME IS FUCKIN BACK BABY
>>78876846
>transabled
>TORTOISEKIN
>demiplatonic
>genderfluid FAAB
these sound like diseases, so sounds about right. I HOPE these people are a psyop and not actually real
also reminds me of the japanese sexy turtle and hare(rabbit) commercial
>>78878834
ihavegivenup.png
>>78878729
Well, I can't hide it anymore.
I just want to turn caves into dungeons or build them, just for fun.
With rock climbing challenges, parkour challenges, swimming challenges, running challenges, fighting monsters(robots, chimeras, enemies through occulus rift, holograms) bridges with long drops into hotsprings dyed to look like lava and foam balls shooting at you all the while.
Wouldn't that be fun? I'd imagine Japan(aka Nintendo) could help me with that! I'll bring my Aryan wife and children too to show you not all Americans are race-mixing pieces of shit.
>used to be fat fuck
>get shredded and discover brilliant muscle insertions, genetically gifted
>mfw I feel like I've wasted years of potential mires by being an unaware chubby fuck
>never view fat people in the same way again
>understand why normal people make fun of fatties so much now, its because they're literally dumb or lazy
>mfw I have no appropriate face
>>78873168
they already have Liposuction machines, why is this better?
>>78879053
Hokkaido Bear-Dodger Extreme was already developed a while back
http://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2016/06/03/national/abandoned-boy-7-missing-hokkaido-mountains-six-days-turns-sdf-training-site/
>>78879113
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>>78879160
This removes food, preventing fat.
>>78878697
Check your self-control privilege, shitlord.
>>78879211
The realization point for me was seeing group pictures with me in them. Usually I never look at the pic after its taken but this was family so I looked at them and realized I was getting rather chubby.
>>78879211
You must be an English teacher....A real Japanese person would be excited to see this dream come true.....
>>78879017
oh fuck, you are on point with the REEEEs, well done
>>78876846
I refuse to believe this is real.
>>78879319
Nope, office worker. And Japanese kids aren't fat fucks, for the most part, so it wouldn't work here.
>>78879421
It's not for kids, it's a hobby for adventurers, like hiking. I'll even find some treasure and put it in there, some of theme will be dangerous as fuck too, they'll have water, and plants, and glowing fauna....All kinds of awesome shit. It's the next step after spelunking, making it into something awesome.
>>78874716
>320 pounds
>healthy
>6 inches
>relatively small penis
What then fuck am i reading.
>>78879372
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>>78879576
Oh. There's a lot of people who camp and go hiking, but this is going to be a bad year for it, been too many bear-related deaths/sightings.
>>78879595
The future!
>>78876846
>Journey To The Sacred Heart
iirc this is a confirmed FYAD joke account intended as parody. But Poe's Law and all that, nah mean
>>78879211
>21 stone
Jesus Christ, what kind of unit system is even that
>>78876140
How about you just eat less? Goddamn you fat fucks, you're pathetic.
>>78879820
Is there anything I can do to make Japan better? What if my idea made Japan rich and helped you guys kick out all the foreigners? Neon Genesis made me depressed as fuck.
Did Westerners cause Japan agony by implementing their ideals onto them?
>>78874718
>calories are not the issue in the modern obesety epidemic.
fat ass spotted
>>78873168
Why the fuck can fat people just not fucking eat?
It really pisses me off.
You see the cake? Don't put it in your mouth. Is that really so motherfucking hard? Don't ever open your mouth and complain about being fat, it's so preventable, fuck you, kill yourself.
>>78873168
Not even joking, fat people embarrass me as an American. Fucking disgusting, really wanna fat tax these fucking gluttons.
>>78879867
No shortage of real horror.
>>78880008
Buy their stuff, higher sales means higher wages, which means bigger families. I don't think so.
>>78879017
This is the best argument against socialism I've ever seen.
>>78873168
why?
why do those fat people don't just quit eating that much?
it would have an even better effect for 'em, why cut a hole in your body for a pump?
like wtf?
>>78873168
This seems like a horrible accident just waiting to happen.
>>78873168
Is it too hard to shut your mouth and stop eating like a pig? Jesus Christ you guys are disgusting.
>>78880604
You can now literally spill your spaghetti.
>get stomach tube
>drink 9,000 milkshakes a day
>skinny as fuck because I just shit and piss out my stomach into the toilet
WE'VE DONE IT LADS! THIS IS THE GOLDEN AGE!
>>78873396
Send it to african children
Funny thing is that major part of these people that have these "fat genetics" are in countries flooded with corn syrup and GMO bullshit.
>>78879595
Sweden, you are reading why, Trump or no Trump, the USA experiment is going to end in our lifetimes. This Yank is not lacking in self awareness.
I intend to come back to France or Germany, when the time is right. You cannot comprehend how dense and absurdist our society is (though draining stomach machines and hippo women who think normal genitalia size is small is a window into this madness.) It is no wonder that this country was used as the industrial muscle to destroy Western civilization: it is a Judisized, mongrelized freakshow of the most ignorant bovine specimens tromping around like they are nobles.
I'm sorry that we keep spreading the virus of Americanism.
>>78880039
As a fatty trying to lose weight (lost 25 pounds this year so far), the main problem is not feeling full, its the desire for stimulation. Many fat people have been conditioned to get higher amounts of stimulation from junk food compared to everything else around them (including sex and entertainment). It doesn't help that food companies are putting more addictive chemicals and shit into food nowadays. Thankfully most of what I eat is cooked from fresh ingredients (with the exception of pesticides i suppose), and I keep a food log.
>>78873168
>The company has not said how much it will charge for the device, which is on the market in Europe
>'MURRICANS ARE SO FAT
???
>>78881150
Like
>>78879113
said, most fat people have the power to get stronger and make sure they don't store fat.
Fat is for insulation from the cold and extra energy(like pulling a moose over a cold snowy mountain) it's good for survival, and getting stronger.
These fat people just are lazy and don't have a will or drive.
Probably because kikes tell them they are worthless and they are dumb enough to believe it.
>>78873710
I could lose my beer gut. Yes please.
>>78880665
>>78879211
can somebody do this to me please?!!!
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So is that what transhumanists dribble about?
Did fucking Jensen have one of those things?
>>78876689
If you add butter or a calorie dense cream to your potatoes then you can make the meal itself more calorie dense, and when you get those calories you should be less fatigued.
Hope this helps friend.
>>78873977
>>78873564
THis. they will just eat more
>oh this will empty my stomach after i eat? better order TWO big macs now
>>78873168
This might be a neat thing to have if it didn't involve poking a fucking hole into your abdomen, since you could essentially eat as much as you want of whatever you want and pump it out as you go.
>>78873168
>"The AspireAssist device should not be used on patients with eating disorders
In other words, it shouldn't be used at all.
>>78884741
god that game was so shitty.
>didn't even have shadows half the time on max settings
It's finally here! Thank fuck!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INfEyMvb2-E
>>78873836
LOL i'd buy that guy another round of burgers 2bh
>>78874488
you can do it after you've nuked japan a few more times and finally finished the fucking job ya lazy poof
>>78873954
American education at work.
Yes, freezing cells without using very specific preservation techniques will kill them. Doesn't change the fact that these techniques have the same issues as liposuction despite being less invasive.
>>78873168
ENOUGH
I fucking hate fat people. Why don't we just sew their jaw shut or chain them to a pole and not let them leave until they lose enough weight to slip through the chains? That might not work since they'd still be fat. Maybe a plastic box with bars big enough for a person to slip through but not a fat. Me could dump food and water in through a trough,and only their least favorite foods. Might as well make them eat literal shit(sterilized) just for fun too.
>>78879211
so does Liposuction
>>78873168
What's the difference between this and bulimia? Same shit.... except now you don't stick finger down throat you just pump out
>>78881317
If it tastes good spit it out nigger.
>>78890646
That guy with the Jewfro's pretty fucking annoying.
>Woah dude he's like, so spaced out! XD
KYS
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