Tell me about the abos, /pol/
>are they human?
>can they learn/work/be trained to do things?
>are they capable of empathy?
>do they deserve to exercise their opinions?
>should they be exterminated?
>australian have abo porn
obviously master race
>>78872505
Sauce?
>>78872371
Long before an ancient population split into the two groups that would eventually become what we know as White Europeans and Asians, the Aborigine was already well on his way to Australia.
Abos are actually the closest thing we have to prehistoric man. We should have teams of scientists studying them, but we can't due to political correctness and leftist egalitarians (racial creationists).
>>78872371
1. No
2. Maybe
3. No
4. No
5. Yes
They're like our natives in the south, useless.
>>78872371
>My name is Flabba Babba Wabba Jabba Noonga. I'm back
https://youtu.be/rDocGfvYmBM
>>78872371
https://youtu.be/_tOkb1y7hEs
>>78873244
That was disgusting, thank you for sharing. I skipped around a bit and couldn't handle it.
Does anyone have any first hand abo stories?
APE
>>78872371
I don't know if they should be considered human, it's biologists that have to clarify that, however I know that they have to be told to not inhale petrol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo
>>78873648
they also have to be told not to sleep on the road. apparently it's a big problem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA241Lg70fg
imagine if they were still like this
youd get the bbc from them every day whether you want or not
Are there any good looking abo women?
>>78872935
>Indians and Iranians
>European
Nice chart pajeet
Yes
Probably but I don't know
Probably but I don't know
Yes
No
Seems loaded, but I should expect nothing more. If you are implying that empathy is a hallmark of evolved humanity, believe that they are not as evolved and don't feel this empathy, and then flirt with ideas with exterminating them on this basis, then, of your own logic, you should reevaluate your own humanity or perhaps just exterminate yourself.
If the multi regional hypothesis is true, abos might be a remnant of the link between Homo erectus and Homo sapiens. It has been proven beyond doubt that Homo sapiens and Homo neanderthalensis were able to interbreed so it is also possible that Homo erectus and Homo sapiens were able to interbreed as the coexisted as well. This would render the argument that because we can breed with boongs it means they're Homo sapiens null and void.
Realistically, if we lived in a sane world, all of the races would be scientifically categorised into subspecies. Like Homo sapiens europa, Homo sapiens africa etc. Would be a laff if boongs got categorised as Homo erectus oceania or something like that.
>>78874188
and then they discovered petrol and alcohol
Abos are members of a primitive hominid species that is sometimes mistaken for human.
>>78873490
MFW I LIVE IN THAT CITY
>>78873244
@2:36, the tranny is actually into it lmfao. Who knew abo's were that good of shitposters? They look high on petrol, and the man had to control himself from convulsing into a laughing fit.
>>78872505
Yeah probably produced by Japo sick fucks like you.
Why don't you upload some faggot?
>>78875021
Yeah, it's like they're stuck in time. And always remember anons, don't sleep on the roads!
>>78872371
why are they all so fat?
>>78875643
A significant part of their diet is booze. They also eat a large amount of junk food.
>>78874749
Pic related.
>>78872371
They are human but barely. Closest prehistoric human relative.
They cant really learn or work. Terrible education levels and huge unemployment. They are given all the assistance possible through scholarships. Just being abo gets you into university (even though there almost none at university anyway). They are very lazy. The most educated and hard working are the white abos. The whiter they get the more likely they are to succeed. Pir related is an actual bunch of "abos" who graduated as doctors. If you dispute their claim to aboriginal ancestry its akin to genociding them all over again. There is the one drop rule. You can be 1/16th abo and still be classed as abo
They have little empathy
They dont deserve to have their opinions heard because it exclusively centers around perceived instnces of racism and just wanting claim to all the land of Australia because apparently their culture is tied to the land so based on skin colour alone they deserve it.
We cant exterminate them now but with all honesty we should have when aus was first colonized. They add absolutely zero contribution to Australian society besides a total drain on resources and money. They prefer to sit in the bush sniffing petrol and complaining they have no opportunities despite getting everything handed to them. They are essentially the worst parts of US niggers amplified. Only difference is they are a lot more docile because they are so absolutely lazy as well as being physically inferior to most whites. (There are even advertising campaigns teaching abos not to go to sleep in the middle of the road, thats the level of intelligence)
Political correctness means even considering any of these ideas outloud will have you publically shamed as there is bound to be a 1/16th abo near you that positively identifies with his abo "heritage" despite wanting nothing to do with atual full blood abos. Fuck them
>>78872371
I have a few abo friends, they went too good schools. and basically became white.
the rest of them are beyond saving.
>>78874188
average height right near my balls
>>78873614
Look like you Turks have something in common with Abos.
>>78876277
And the Tasmanians were supposedly more primitive, they even forgot the art of making fire.
>>78874598
The fuck am I reading?
>>78877056
Yes I believe thats true. Tasmania was the one place they were successfully eradicated too
>>78874749
They are broadly Caucasians, although Indians are distinct and in the south can also have Australoid influence
I think the Khoisan are the "basic" old vanilla homo sapiens and according to that dendrogram are farther away from to the rest of humans than even Abbos.
So Abbos might be ugly and all but Sub Saharan Africans are more distantly related to the rest of us
>>78872371
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tOkb1y7hEs
Same as Native Americans but with better music. Link related
>>78877240
degeneracy true form on earth, ugly inside and outside
>>78876010
If those guys stick around India, they will absolutely clean up in the pussy department.
>Aborigines
>Human
pick one
>>78874749
>hurr durr nice chart
>not knowing how to read a phylogenetic tree
>lacking ability to grasp the concept of genetic distances
This isn't up for debate, this is established scientific fact. Nobody argues the legitimacy of this "nice chart" -- all of the experts are in agreement.
2/10 for making me respond.
pls pick up a book, summer leaf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjyyoAeHPzU
>>78872935
It's interesting that Negros seem a lot closer to us than Abbos regardless.
>>78878576
abos are the race most genetically distant from black Africans -- which surprises most people because they share similar phenotypes, e.g., black skin, wooly nappy hair, inherently low IQ, big noses and lips, and the list goes on.
How is it possible for half castes to exist? Who would fuck these things?
>>78880505
Abbos don't have wooly hair though
>>78881115
yes, anon, abo hair isn't always wooly, sometimes it's peasy, gnatty, or burrheaded.
>>78880974
>>78875478
>implying you wouldn't hit that one on the far right doggy style if she had a proper bath beforehand and you had some good liquor
They are human, there's no denying to it.
Their evolutionary niche is completely different though, and they hardly display the qualities of western humans.
>>78877411
i don't think you can say they're all around further away, Abbos have obviously drifted a lot due to isolation in a very weird environment, (though so have south american natives) and Khoisan are the opposite in that sense, they probably have not drifted and preserved that striking eclectic set of features.
>>78877701
Are Indians really human? Even dogs can be poo in the loo
>>78873648
honestly I'm glad they sniff petrol, just because it produced that amazing song
I've been listening to it constantly since a poster yesterday explained that his mother made him watch it after finding him sniffing petrol; and now he listens to it every time he sniffs
>tfw half abo
>>78884168
How do you keep your sanity in this evil place?
>>78884168
How's that working out for you?
>>78884168
What's the dreamtime like and what's your favorite road?
>>78884168
>tfw poo
>tfw bought 23andme
>76% abo
Well, looks like it's time to end myself lads. It was nice knowing you.
>>78884168
Post face. Half-Abbos look unusual and it'll be fun for the rest of us to gawk and jeer at you.
>>78881115
Nice hat
>>78884993
Irish people always look like they have just been jumped.
>>78885500
>>78884332
like anyone takes pol seriously
>>78884366
alright
>>78884784
not a NT abo
They talked about them on Ancient Aliens the other day. HOLY FUCK!! I thought the abbo jokes were just people goofing on them, they are literally crazy.
>>78885801
Neato.
>>78886015
I was staying with somebody who was watching ancient aliens. I give that episode props for adding the kangz narrative.
Ancient Aliens BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwSFOURIs0U
>>78886437
>I give that episode props for adding the kangz narrative.
I watch it when I'm high
>>78886674
I feel intoxicated watching it for sure.
>>78872371
M-my soul mates
Where must I move?
They are almost human. Modern aborigine skull on left, modern caucasian skull on right
>>78872371
Abos are living proof race is NOT a social construct
>>78887902
False. They are diverse and intelligent enough to become doctors.
>>78872935
ty for concluding a fellow islander as a human, cheers cunt.
>>78873489
> play against all abo football team
> running towards the footy when i get king hit in the back of the head for no reason
> turn around and its a filthy abo who already has his hand up ready to fight
> grab the cunt and by the time i have a chance to swing one i have 5 abos on me
> umpire sees everything but shits himself and doesn't no what to do (usually if they call a free kick against them the elder abos on the side line who are pissed drunk call them racist)
> blows his whistle and gives them a free kick saying i instigated a fight. Fuck
> get called racist
> Game finishes and as we walk off into the club rooms we see a old abo just pull up and park his car swerving everywhere
> he gets out of the car drunk as fuck stumbling everywhere and puts his longneck beer on the roof and opens the door to let his little abo kids out of the back
> abos are the worst, everytime we play them there's a fight that they start and the umpires defend them because they don't want to get called racists. we have had cops called to matches against them to escort our coach off the field because they threatned to kill him
I feel bad for them because of how they were treated by Anglos, not so much as humans but as fauna like the California grizzly.
>>78872935
>Abos are actually the closest thing we have to prehistoric man
man I read some stupid shit on /pol/ sometimes but this is just wow
>>78889595
T. Abo
>>78890239
have you ever met an abo in your life?
that shits like me complaining about Eskimos
>>78890239
No, it's A idiotic misconception that more "evolved" means smarter or better.
>>78888496
This story is so very familiar in junior AFL. I was in the local club as a teenager for only one season, but I know that same club is now completely disbanded because they were repeatedly banned from play by the association. Banning an entire club is considered quite a drastic step and I do not need to tell you that all of the incidents leading up to that involved the aborigine players on the team.
>>78874598
is this real? living like animals would be a step up.