I'm back
Cool. Is he going to face criminal charges?
>>78869528
his parents sure ruined him huh
>>78869528
don't know shit about this, enlighten me
>>78870177
ikr
They tried to stage this whole thing to sue for millions and used this kid as a pawn in their plan
Shitty fucking parents
So what's the next step of your master plan?
>>78869528
i just reported this clock, have fun in the pokey, Ahmed
Probably got indoctrinated by ISIS.
Returning from where?
>>78870296
>make fake bomb
>visit president
>thousands in free shit
When will Texas pay this poor boy 100$milllion for illegally arresting him?
>>78870296
Ahmed brought a "clock" to school to shoe to his teacher, he sets alarms on it to go off at random times during his classandes puts the "clock" in a mini suitcase container. When he gets reprimanded for enticing chaos, his parents jump on the islamophobia wagon they were making their kid set up. And they got alot of people with this shtick, it was pretty fucking disgusting desu.
>>78870432
Qatar
>>78870432
his family went to Qatar or Yemen or some other terrorist shithole to train this kid to exploit his fame for being so discriminated against
>>78869528
What's his next brilliant invention?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0DQ1Fv8Ej4
>>78870639
wouldn't it be great if he died in a bombing at the airport
>>78870177
I feel pretty sorry for him 2bh. He's lucky if the worst that happens to him is that he gets mocked mercilessly for this for the rest of his adolescence.
>>78870639
R A R E
A
R
E
Also this time he's taken apart a cellphone, put it into a coke can and pretends it detonates a bomb.
>>78869528
He was probably groped by elder muslims as it is costume there.
>>78870809
No?
He's still young enough to have the degenerate beaten out of him, kill the boy just yet. :^) as a (((white))) {{{male}}} myself I think we need more tolerance and should be more accepting of the Muslims
I heard that his shit is da bomb
Just in time to cash in on full scholarships to MIT, Harvard, etc...
>>78870639
Excuse me. I'm taking that flag pal, thanks.
>>78870770
What a little twat
>>78870639
R A R E
A R
R A
E R A R
Heard he is coming back to form a Cool Clocks Clan
>>78869528
Of course, he finished his bomb making training and now he can come back to the US with his cover intact.
>>78869528
>>78870639
A Wii in a shoe box.
>>78870829
>He's lucky if the worst that happens to him is that he gets mocked mercilessly for this for the rest of his adolescence.
I hope somebody blows his sand nigger head off.
it's just a clock bro
>>78871818
You need psychological help.
>>78869528
what? he probably couldn't make a suicide vest if his life depended on it.
>>78871604
i'd invite ya to the white house but we can't have white people in it
Obligatory
>>78871620
>Implying he wasn't programmed already to kill the president on his next visit to the white house
>>78869528
I hope meme magic kills him
>>78871970
Fuck you. I want him dead too
>>78869528
Mmpphhzzzz
>>78871604
Cool rock Brian! Wanna come to the palace?
>>78869528
>creates turmoil over 'bomblike' clock device
>goes to white house
>tours major engineering colleges
>goes to Qatar for 9 months
>going back to texas
Why does this fit the profile of what may become a super ISIS villain?
One thing in common is they all go to the homeland only to return and fuck shit up.
>>78870432
ISIS training
>"Outta my way white fuckin shits"
>>78872449
Use inspect element Sven
He need more money or something? What's he gonna sue over now?
>>78870639
>Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
cool band name bro, when's your next album coming out?
>>78872449
I think this counts as him being put on the terrorist and no fly watch list. no gunz for u
>mfw white boys be jealous of my genius
>homesick
This isn't his home.
>>78870349
getting caught
>>78869528
The best part is that the MSM muzzie loving media called him an "inventor"
>>78872680
"""He's""" been shilling for palestine over twitter
>>78872696
That is not 8 inches on that paper.
Does she not have a fucking ruler?
>>78870639
kek
We'll be here to "greet" him
>>78872828
So he is a terrorist.
>>78872925
do you have autism lad?
As a Texan, (knowing how Texans are), They will humiliate this kid for the rest of his life until he leaves or beat the ever-loving shit out of this little cave nigger
>>78872925
women have limited spacial reasoning. this combined with all their friends lying about penis sizes means she really probably thinks that's eight inches and yuge
>>78870639
Are you rich? That place is gorgeous.
>>78872824
google pretended that he was gifted lmao. google is run by a poo in the loo. pakis and poos dont get along. that nigga got disowned. he cant go to india or they will make him drink water from the ganges river
>>78870296
He brought a clock that looked like a bomb to school as a "science project" so he could cry about racism when they arrested him.
>>78869528
Bring him to this man. He knows what to do
>>78873847
>MITentranceexam.webm
>>78872925
Grill inches are shorter
>>78872696
8" to ride (((her))) dick?
>>78870321
Typical abusive brown people parenting style.
Brown people really hate kids, their cultures are very caustic to children.
>>78872696
Who is this trouser arouser?
>>78869528
Islamophobia.....
Arachnophobia....
Spiders scare me.
Muslims just disgust me.
Find a new word liberals.
>>78872824
IMO "laughs illegally" would work better.
>>78870639
your country sounds like a good sitcom
>>78869528
How great would it be if Trump symbolically blocks his entry as the first Muslim to be banned.
>>78869528
Kek
One of the better 2015 memes
>tfw when your dad won't pick you up from school because his car isn't street legal
poor ahmed
America isn't his home.
>>78872696
the hand gives away its fakeness
>>78874262
I've heard that all arachnophobes are secretly spiders, and all islamaphobes are secretly muslims.
>>78874657
>he doesn't know how to draw a hand
>>78870639
