>Ahmed Mohamed, the teen known as “Clock Boy,” may be back in Texas within days. After nine months of living in his new homeland, Qatar, he reportedly feels homesick.
http://www.breitbart.com/texas/2016/06/26/homesick-clock-boy-ahmed-reportedly-returning-texas/
>>78868473
>9 months
It's been 9 months? Feels like yesterday.
>>78868473
He has finished training with ISIS bomb makers and is coming back to finish his job with real bombs this time.
WHY HASN'T THERE BEEN HOAX CHARGES PRESSED YET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>78868473
i hope this little sandniglet gets beat up
its time for his ass to get knocked out
He's going to bring a big surprise with him right? :^)
>>78868473
inb4 he tries his old tricks again and gets toasted by the Texas swat team.
>>78868473
>leave America for "glorious" homeland
>want to come back because it's shit in comparison
>>78868560
If only you had some sort of... time keeping device...
>>78868473
Give him some freedom.
Some iron pipe freedom.
>>78868769
We need him back
>>78868769
maybe it blew up
POST AHMED MEMES!
AHMED MEME MARKET IS CRASHING!
GET RID OF YOUR RARE AHMED!
AHMED MEMES WILL BE WORTHLESS!
POST AHMED MEMES!
>>78868473
What ever happened with that lawsuit he filed?
>>78868473
Aww, I guess the US isn't all that bad afterall. Stupid little liar piece of human garbage.
>>78868597
>>78868769
Do you happen to have one I could use?
wew lads, another radicalized terrorist here for us
>>78868959
>>78868959
>>78868473
Looks like his "clock" making skills are complete
>QATAR RESIDENT SHOT DEAD AFTER LANDING IN TX AIRPORT WITH BOMB-LIKE LUGGAGE
>yfw America embraces and cheers Cuck Boy and his eventual bombing
>>78868473
DON'T LET HIM IN
Best OC to come from this episode.
>>78868473
Check out this latest clock model.
>>78868959
That dude has a neck longer than anything I've ever saw
>I h8 ebil white rayciss people
>please give me free things ebil white rayciss people
t. every shitskin ever
>>78869256
looks legit
>>78868747
i hope trump starts acting like this after hes done being president
>>78869256
AHMED IS A MESS
>>78868473
>Ahmad the Clockbomber continues his reign of terror unleashing bombs across the country
>his newest demands include a shipment of NASA t-shirts to his ISIS brothers and the incorporation of the star and crescent in NASA's logo
>It is unknown whether or not he will make it to the white house meeting with Obama as scheduled, although he will be appearing on the Daily Show.
>>78869130
This time it will be an actual bomb
>>78869314
its so u can decapitate him easier !! :D
>>78869160
jej
>>78868473
He already ran out of money?
>>78869256
I don't know much about electronics but the fact that he lets the solder touch ribbon cables screams he has even less of an idea what he's doing than i would.
>>78869108
>Moooly26
Sounds like an username for a fat chick named molly
>>78869108
> that fucking flag always gets me.
>>78869314
COPY THAT
>>78868769
Sorry our country isnt so small the bong of one giant penis shaped clock is able to be heard across it.
>>78869256
that look of nervousness that he isnt the prodigy hes made out to be
>>78868473
inb4 clockmed blows up a gaybar
>>78868473
>>78869108
>literally using a rock to make a clock
>that ISIS flag
>>78869256
>>78868473
Yeah but he has embraced his Islamic roots, he has been tweeting in relation to freeing Palestine.
Do you think the media will be pleased with this?
>>78869314
nice neck Ahmed!
Someday I hope to be as much of a prodigy as Ahmed. I mean we're talking about a guy who disassembled a clock and put it in a pencil case.
>>78868473
i wonder if he's got any new tshirts
>>78869524
so funny...
>>78868560
So great is Ahmed's mastery of time that he has caused a dilation effect in his absence
What we perceived as 9 months has only been 9 days in his great and glorious nation
Truly we are blessed by his return
Who KNOWS what incredible wonders he will have invented in his absence
>>78868747
I read that in Senator Armstrong's voice for some reason. Kek.
>>78869108
>the rock is stored in a case
>>78868473
>yfw clockboy comes back and brings his 'clock' to the whitehouse and blows it up
>>78869370
A BIG FAT MISTAKE
>>78868473
What will this retarded isis faggot smash next, only to put it in a suitcase?
libtards lack the long term memory to comprehend the significance of this picture
>>78869795
Gets me every time.
That's because Qatar is a shit hole and unless you are Qatari or White you are shit.
>>78869256
PRODIGE
>>78869610
ahmed moahmed
is this name for real ?
>>78868473
I thought President Trump built a wall against this nonsense?
Fucking Pakis infiltrating white culture. Cunts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_2g_kNTBek
>>78869670
do you have the webm of someone doing the exact same thing except they use a rock to open up the clock's casing?
>>78869671
Qatar doesn't fund space programs. They do fund ISIS, though
Reminder that he still got away with playing america like a fiddle with all the free shit he got and is now back for round 2.
Why are americans so stupid?
>>78869949
Muslims dont have a lot of names
I thought he could not come back?
>>78869437
sounds like a racial slur for the irish
>>78869256
I thought he would have faded away with grace after realizing he was completely out of his fucking league.
Didn't he get sent to visit some kind of teen genius place where literally everyone was miles smarter than him? I mean the nigger fucking took the guts of a clock and put them in a briefcase, yet people praise him as a fucking genius because they don't want to look racist.
I got suspended in fucking elementary school for pointing a fucking finger gun at a classmate, and this faggot brings in what looks like a bomb and gets scholarships, free shit, internships at multibillion dollar companies, and meets the president. White privilege my ass
hope he gets a nice texas welcome
![International_Space_Station_after_undocking_of_STS-132[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zya0LN3.jpg "International_Space_Station_after_undocking_of_STS-132[1].jpg")
>>78870096
Coincidence that there's only a one letter difference between ISIS and ISS?
>>78870328
yes
Why is this news?
i just reported this clock, have fun in the pokey, Ahmed
>>78868473
9 months of ISIS training completed, eh clocky?
>>78869648
This will never cease to be funny
>>78868747
spat out my drink.
well played sir
>>78869648
>that look on his face
"I see u mirin mah clockmaking skills, bby."
Also, he has a tiny head.
Why is he coming back? The way I see it there are the following possibilities:
1. Radicalization complete.
2. His anus is stretched out and no longer pleases the elders.
3. His family is trying to keep his name in the news so that he can continue to be useful for cultural marxism.
>>78870727
the third one
>>78869256
>>78869729
>>>/v/eddit
Loser.
>>78868473
some one should kill that dirty little shitskin
#justice4rubberneck
>>78868473
>wants to come back to the country that "racially profiled" and "humiliated" him.
Family is either a bunch of fucking morons, or more likely I think his parents/sister manipulated and put him up to this shit to create false controversy and he was just an unwitting pawn and victim in this scheme. In which case I actually do feel a bit sorry for him (for being used by his shitback family, not for any supposed "humiliation" he suffered for showing off a "clock" that was pretty blatantly intended to look like something sinister and arouse suspicion at school, even after one of his teachers advised him not to show it off).
>>78871615
B-BROTHER?
>>78870695
The whole picture doesn't make any sense, especially the way he's holding that soldering iron.
>>78869648
>>78871925
Why do these trigger me so?
Reminder that this kids sister also made a bomb threat to her school, but it didn't get enough media attention for the family so they tried again
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/09/23/ahmeds-sister-admits-school-suspension-alleged-bomb-threat-3-years-earlier/
>>78871053
there is a pic where she is holding the steel thing
>>78871615
why does he has that face?
fucking arrogant sandnigger
>>78869610
Fuck off Jew
>>78869256
>>78869648
>>78871053
>>78868473
We don't want him.
>>78868473
Ah yess, back from jihad training camp I see...
>>78868959
I feel jazz Jennings when I see him
#justice4giraffeboy
>>78872470
moar plz
>>78872033
Autism
say it
>Cool cock ahmed
>>78870661
Gook starwars?
>>78869314
>>78869520
>>78868473
>After nine months of living in his new homeland, Qatar, he reportedly feels homesick.
He failed out of his new school and his parents cant afford to live there after the money has dried up so hes coming back to shitsville texas to go to a public school.
>>78869610
Is he a watchmaker now?
>>78868473
How people fell for this shit is beyond me. How was it not obvious he wanted to get a reaction out of a fake bomb?
>>78869670
MIT Scholarship
>>78872033
You dislike fraud.
>>78868473
i hope he gets bullied in school, can you even do that fucking burgers or niggers are cucking you beyond belief ?
>>78872429
Muh dick
>>78874115
are you really so mentally ill that you think a school disallowing you to torture other students is "getting cucked by niggers"?
>>78869524
autism
>>78868473
Why the fuck isn't this little bastard on the no fly list?
>>78874712
10/10
To this day i cant understand how ANYONE didn't point his fucking clock was not a clock at all...
Why even the fucking president of the united states actually responded for this?
Why wasnt this kid expelled for not obeing teachers orders when he was clearly doing something suspicious just so he could take adventage out of it?
I LOVE YOU BURGUERS, I REALLY DO LOVE YOUR COUNTRY BUT HOW THE FUCK DID SHIT HAPPENED?
It fucking crossed all the realms of reality for me, to this day im still triggered by this fucking kid and retarded ''clock''.
>>78876056
Im actually so mad i can't even type shit correctly, fuck you guys.
>>78868473
Wasn't there a tweet saying that he left because of Trump
>>78872767
only have shit like this left
>>78876362
You just went right over my head with that one.
>>78868473
Oh shit after being over there he's going to be activated more than almonds
>>78868473
>clock boy radicalized after abuse and bully from internet hate machine, 26 dead, 74 injured, more at eleven
>>78876362
WTF? did he put that stuff in the oil?
>>78877424
>4chan will once more be tied to an exploding van in the news
>kid born in the EU / USA
>goes to his third world country
>comes back a few months later
After that they are usually on a no fly list.
>>78868769
>>78868473
>he reportedly feels homesick.
I've never been more triggered in my life.
WE
WUZ
INVENTERS AND SHIET
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tehuRrKslR4
>>78876893
Block seal goes in the coolant. He put it in the oil.
>>78868473
So I guess he's nice and brainwashed/radicalized so the Muslims in Qatar were done with this stupid American brat and thought to send him home.
Before he left, people said he wouldn't be able to stand the Middle East. He's totally out matched against actual disciplined students and people in a structured society.
Taking apart a clock and putting it in a box isn't science, "Clock Boy".
Also, who wants to bet he was diddled by one of his creepy Muslim uncles?
>>78868681
>i hope this little sandniglet gets beat up
No Americans should harm him or beat him up. That being said he likely got his ass kicked everyday in Qatar.
>>78868560
9 months and 11 days
>>78868473
isn't he suing the school district for like 10 million shakedown bucks? I swear that's the only source of income Muslims get besides welfare.
>>78878666
Actually it goes in the trash. Even when used properly it's only a temporary fix and makes doing the actual job harder
>>78879677
Don't forget oil.
>>78868747
WE TRULY NEED TRUMP
>>78869256
Ahmed, thats the red wire!
>>78868473
He probably joined isis or something.
>>78869256
CLOCKMED SOLDERS HIS OWN CPUS
DON'T WORRY HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING
>>78879212
Lol
>>78869670
I need to study this video so I can understand the engineering going on here. Is there a slower version?
I want to be a genius like Ahmed someday.
Anyone else gonna be soldering some CPUs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhhVIRXwnQE
>>78868473
get your 15 million shekels ready my dudes
>>78880218
>cool clock speed
>>78868473
I remember watching Mark Cuban as a guest with Bill Maher and even they were pretty fucking skeptical of it all.
>>78876155
lol I was triggered when this news came out too
It was before I browsed /pol/ and I was reading news reports on it
MFW
>>78880310
DID HE WIN HIS 15 MILLION DOLLAR WRONGFUL ARREST AND MENTAL ANGUISH LAWSUIT AGAINST THOSE SHITLORD ISLAMOPHOBIC COPS?
>>78878534
Fucking lol!
I remember some African guy who got a fucking award for inventing the windmill. It was small and it did nothing but rotating in the wind. It had no purpose. My Dutch genes couldn't handle it. I screamed, turned off the TV and screamed even harder.
Put his ass on the no-fly list.
>>78869140
That's NOT HOW YOU SOLDER!
Being oppressed wasn't so bad after all
>>78869237
rare card
>>78869333
Checked
>>78869648
lel, it's not even turned on.
THANKS FOR PAYING FOR MY MUDSLIME VACATION, LIBTARDS
>>78868747
Wow that's immature
>>78880936
the mudslimes payed for his mudslime vacation. they basically bought him from america so he could be their token muslim victim and not ours.
>>78876362
lol it's always the dumbest people that are the most confident
>>78879548
HAHHA
>>78871053
CLOCKMED'S DAD IS AN ACTIVIST FOR CAIR WITH A HISTORY OF THIS ISLAMOPHOBIA SCAMMING
HE USED HIS SON FOR HIS SCAM
TAKE AN IED TO SCHOOL IN ORDER TO GET ARRESTED THEN CRY ISLAMOPHOBIA IN THE LIBKUCK PRESS
>>78881060
and then they got sick off him and sent him back
>>78881051
Ikr !! I was triggered too. I just got back from the ER actually and had a nice lettuce leaf for lunch.
>>78881266
>typing into a printer.
wut
>>78868473
>ISIS never captured this kid's family and executed them
FUCK. I THOUGHT I'D NEVER HAVE TO SEE THIS LITTLE FAGGOT AGAIN. BUILD THE FUCKING WALL.
>>78881744
>hes not l337 enough to hack his wifi printer to print as you type
>>78878534
>metal from sea shells
of course. why didn't i think of that?
>>78868597
Lel the rock is so special that it's in the case?
>>78879677
no he's suing the district for five million shakedown bucks
he's suing the town for ten million
>>78881744
SHE'S REINVENTING THE TYPEWRITER
SHE SOLDERED THE CPU HERSELF
TRUE GENIUS, INNOVATOR AND HERO, AN INSPIRATION TO US ALL
>>78881715
Hmm I sent that original pic to a friend, looks like he made an edit.
>>78868473
>Ahmed Mohamed
That's like naming your son Jesus Christ
>>78868473
Organize a protest to be at the airport when he arrives. Everyone with a sign that says "Fuck off, Ahmed."
>>78882327
or Ronald McDonald.
>>78882565
kek
>>78873590
I think you mean his parents
>>78869375
>Ahmad the Clockbomber continues his reign of terror unleashing bombs across the country
>Clockbomber
I'm going to refer to him as the clockbomber henceforth.
