This is a little song I wrote in my head...
It's a little rough around the edges.
Just gonna do a little jam here, oh yeah.
*picks notes on acoustic guitar*
This song goes out to all the fucking white males out there.
All the fucking white males who are tying to make a difference.
The kind of male who eats kale,
instead of normal veggies like spinach.
The kind of male who marries a whale.
Because fuck fascist beauty standards, oh yeah.
*begins strumming*
Oooooh, my wife's son!
My wife's son!
The light of my life, I'll protect him
But I'm a pacifist, I don't own a gun.
My wife's son, oooooh!
My wife's son! Yeah!
Honey won't you use your strap-on
with meeee tonight!
Stick it up my bum!
Oh yeah, it's tight.
Destroy my ass,
I deserve it 'cause I'm white.
*ceases strumming and picks notes*
I'm the kind of man who's active on social media.
Everything I know, I learned on Wikipedia.
I wear thick-framed glasses,
And lick black guy's asses.
While my wife sucks their cock.
Black lives matter, and refugees rock!
I want more diversity on every city block.
*begins strumming*
Oooh, my wife's son!
My wife's son!
Raising a mixed-race child is so fun.
Go ahead and call me a cuck.
It's really a compliment, just my luck!
Do you hate trans, gays? Oh dear.
Didn't you know it's the current year?
Being demiqueer is natural you have nothing to fear.
And don't be afraid of Muslims either,
Only a minority are extreme I hear.
*sound of a window being broken*
Huh, what was that I wonder? With all the diversity this should be a safe neighborhood.
*6'2" black male approaches*
>AYO WHITE BOI
>SHUT DA FUCK UP
>DAS A REAL NICE GUITAR
>GIMME DAT OR I BEAT YO ASS FAR
>YA'LL WHITE BOYS IS WHACK
>SO I'M STEALIN YO SHIT
>SO I CANS BUY CRACK
Y-Yes s-sir... you deserve it more than I do.
>DAT ALL YOU GOT TO SAY TO ME CRACKA?
S-Sorry...
>YO I CAN'T HEAR YO BITCH ASS SPEAK UP
I-I'm s-sorry f-for slavery...
>DAS RIGHT PUNK
>>78863437
A
>>78865273
FUCKING
I would assign chords to this and sing it before posting it on this thread, but I'm gonna need better lyrics OP. Those are 5/10 at best
>>78863437
That was beautiful.
>>78863437
I fucking swear to god I'd pick up my guitar, record myself, and upload that shit if I didn't live with other people, it's beautifully memetastic
Why are Canadians so unfunny, yet try so hard?
>>78866399
They want to impress big brother
>>78866176
I'm not a musician, I just thought of it in the shower 5 mins before I posted it.
>>78866240
That would be cool. Feel free to edit the lyrics for a better flow if need be.
>>78863437
I gotta tell you guys, this kids got talent. He's special. He really knows how to convey that conservatives are racist no matter what.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Gt3gVfJ0IL
Ode to a Cuckold
>>78863437
Nice song.
I liked the musical ques, made it sound good in my noggin.
>>78863437
I gave the chorus and a verse a shot:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Hyq9Ap0PAV
>>78868472
Excellent work, sounds even better than in my imagination.
>>78868898
Thank you anon. I have plans to drop a /pol/ mixtape.
>thinking this is just a meme
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y35uOR6D4wk
>>78869508
Looking forward to it. Do you have a bandcamp or something I can check on? I'd be afraid I'd miss it if it was just posted on 4chan.
>>78868472
bretty gud :)))))
