it's actually happening
GBP down 2% already and US futures also down half a %
china and japan open soon
>>78862595
Netherbro, we should go to sleep, don't you think?
How come you never hear about the African stock market?
>>78862595
Damn Britbongs. Activate Article 50 already.
>>78862691
too much money to be made in this once in a generation event to be sitting idly by and sleep.
The Eternal Anglo strikes again
Bump
Its time lads
Not much to see at the moment, only the New Zealand market is open.
Australian market opens in half an hour
Tokyo Stock Exchange 09:00-11:30 12:30-15:00
08:33
Time in Tokyo, Japan
>LESS THAN 30 MINUTES
Also open now:
TSE 100 Futures - (London)
5,889.0 -78.5 -1.32%
DAX Futures - (Germany)
9,311.8 -128.8 -1.36%
>>78862831
More of a stockade at the market really
>>78863499
Japan's economy is fucked...
>>78862831
>>78863506
is it okay for me to cry ?
>>78863643
No, your country supplies very good oils.
>>78863499
What are Jap and Chink futures looking like?
>>78862831
South Africa is the biggest. Then there's oil/resource countries like Nigeria and Kenya.
But that's it.
>>78863826
What about South America?
>>78862595
>>78863594
Fuck yes, this means my weebshit is cheaper rigt?
>>78862920
Explain. I want to get in on this.
Hoping for a happening
>>78864375
Why man? We all lose from this.
>>78862595
funnily, only pound goes worse
usd/jpy hasnt changed and moved even a little since yesterday lol
seriously, pound has become a shit currency
everyone is gonna sell it and no one is gonna buy
to begin with theres no fucking reason to buy this garbage currency
>>78864508
No bitcoin?
>>78864529
you know your market is in the shitter and not moving right
>>78864508
Market crashes are the best time to buy.
>>78864669
crashi-chan...what a shit name.
>>78864529
>YEN
>>78864669
thank you based crashi-chan
/pol/ why is brexit cause this to habben? i regret voting love now #Bregret
>>78862920
yeah what are these lines and shit is china's economy stagnating or something? sorry for being stupid
>>78864155
you can buy/sell currencies, buy/sell futures, wait for us open and buy/sell options/stocks/etfs etc
>>78864961
because you were one of the most important in the eussr, almost everyone is a leach.
>>78864669
Come up with a better name
>>78864529
Why are you salty about Brexit ? German living in jap ? senpai impostor ?
>>78865050
so you want to buy the currency cheap and sell it back when it rebounds?
Is this China crash tier happening? i.e. not happening?
>>78864961
Almost every great event in modern history has come out of Britain, or is directly related to you lot. You should feel honoured for being so relevant.
>>78865163
Chinas stock market literally crashed lmao
>>78865163
no this is a happening tier happening, britan will not recover and the eu is basically gone. Everyone is ignoring it on pol cause bait sjws and reddit plus trump general.
>>78865163
How are you getting passed the Fw
>>78865238
Today?
kek
>>78865137
well if you're day trading currencies you usually have leverage and make shorter time-frame bets but you can certainly 'go long' a currency and exchange another currency to hedge your overall wealth, especially if you travel a lot or do business in multiple countries.
>>78864961
>/pol/ why is brexit cause this to habben?
Because markets operate on fear and greed. Should've seen stock prices of nuclear energy related companies during Fukushima.
>>78865324
No last summer, lost some 40% of its value
>>78865293
>eu is gone
Worth it.
>>78865163
It's happening. Also, RARE
>>78865346
how do I learn all this stuff netherbro? sounds interesting af
Someone post UK stocks since Brexit to today.
Here's the comfiest stream
https://www.bloomberg.com/live/asia
>Betty Liu
>tfw no qt azn finance gf
>>78864961
Markets are propped up, markets always go haywire during uncertainty, a lot of people (including banks) shorted GBP
>>78865324
Last February before that in 2015 a few times
China threatened locals with jail for short-selling
>fibonnaci indicators
>no bollinger bands
plebbe
>>78865539
UK market was down like 3%. Germany got fucked with 8% drop
>>78865588
Brexit 2spoopy4markets. 4chan starts a rumor that Steve Jobs died, and Apple stock dipped. And people think Trump is the first instance of meme magic having IRL consequences.
I don't understand any of this, but I like it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0uE1qi2A68
>>78865532
you're going to lose money trying to trade forex
Good, I want the stock market to hurry up and crash. I've been REALLY tired of flat markets and wild volatile swings for over the past year and a half. I'm ready for the stock market to crash already so I can buy stocks at a lower price and have some consistent growth.
>>78865532
dont do forex senpai
Anyone got a link to that Live Nikkei 225 chart?
>where is my mind.ogg
I have an erection
>>78865532
i mean i did it for school and got familiar through that
http://ocw.mit.edu/courses/find-by-topic/#cat=business
http://ocw.mit.edu/courses/economics/
http://ocw.mit.edu/courses/sloan-school-of-management/
then experience and learning, and a lot of reading
>>78862595
>downward movements within normal trading ranges
>ERMAFERKING GOD RON PAUL GOLD HAPPENING
I hate whites who don't understand financial markets more than I hate niggers.
>>78862595
Good boy points are down 2% good think I have a surplus.
>>78866121
also as >>78865892 said, i don't trade forex
i trade options and sometimes go short on equities or long them if i really like a company
>>78865892
I'm not planning on betting i just want to know how it works
>>78866124
>media screaming pound is worthless
>its dropped to feb levels
>predicted to fall to .3 or .2 months ago
>ignoring the rest of the markets taking twice the hits
this pro EU agenda is getting real stale
>>78862595
You faggots know this all means nothing. Check back when the DOW and NASDAQ have been open for at least 1/2 hour before making any decisions. Also the market has already reacted and nothing has actually changed yet, just trillions of dollars disappeared. Knowing Brexit is actually just fine means now is a good time to buy but don't listen to me. Risk it all on Asia....
>>78865892
>>78865955
So greedy
>>78866121
>http://ocw.mit.edu/courses/sloan-school-of-management/
are you saying i have to read all this stuff?
so when do I buy pounds?
>it's actually up
>>78865892
Kek, this
Don't try buying a 'rebound' in the worst cable holocaust in recent memory.
And don't try selling it either, because they will fuck your stop before you can even blink. Assuming you know what a stop is.
>>78866605
When you sell your kilos
>>78866043
I have no idea why the Nikkei 225 isn't reporting any new figures, it should have opened 9 minutes ago.
with jews you lose
>Nikkei up 1.7%
go home folks. No happening today.
>>78865293
>britan will not recover
>78866417
>media screaming pound is worthless
I guess this "media" is being run by the same traders who already shorted pound and bought gold weeks ago and now trying to imply everything is gone to make more profit
Don't mean to make everything about Brexit, but does I am completely clueless about the stock market. Could anyone explain to me if this has direct links to the brexit vote, and is the pound doing well compared to the rest of the currencies taking hits?
I hope kek blesses you economist bros with a few happenings. I like reading through these kinds of threads and being confused as fuck.
>>78866718
I'm just interested in learning it i'm not someone who gambles on money I just find the jargon and numbers interesting, don't know if that makes me autistic but eh
>>78864669
>>78864794
>>78865126
thank you crashi-chan
>bear chan?
>Australia down -1%
>>78866903
Everyone is going to be buying big tomorrow.
Maybe not Europe, but the fundamentals in Asia and North America haven't changed, so the drop on Friday was probably Unwarranted.
Furthermore money will flow out of Europe, and it will probably end up in those two markets.
First thing I do tomorrow morning at 930 is cashing out 10k of bonds and putting it into an S&P500 index etf
>>78866903
>>78866688
there's a mexican standoff going on right now
it's all controlled until someone sells.
just have to wait.
>>78862595
Fucking Brexiter scum did this.
Here is a livestream of Bloomberg.
http://www.bloomberg.com/live
And when markets will open
http://www.worldtimezone.com/markets24.php
Things are looking bad....
>>78867266
Nikkei falling pretty hard
>tfw my jew dollar will go even further when I go to Asia next year
>>78867338
and the big 1
>>78867228
>Everyone is going to be buying big tomorrow.
>Maybe not Europe, but the fundamentals in Asia and North America haven't changed, so the drop on Friday was probably Unwarranted.
>Furthermore money will flow out of Europe, and it will probably end up in those two markets.
>First thing I do tomorrow morning at 930 is cashing out 10k of bonds and putting it into an S&P500 index etf
that's fucking stupid. You'd be better off in a volitility etf. Brexit was just the first domino.
>>78867276
It's a small price for them to pay for our freedom.
>>78866688
wait
also nice numbers
How does this affect me?
I swear you fucking cunts better not lose me any more money today. Ive already sold half of my Marks and Spencers shares at a £170 loss on Friday because retaill got fucked by the weakened pound
Ive got shares in Unilever and Shell which rose on Friday, but not worth selling yet because of commission fees, amd they better keep rising
>>78866043
https://dwq4do82y8xi7.cloudfront.net/widgetembed/?symbol=FX%3AJPN225&interval=1&saveimage=0&toolbarbg=f1f3f6&studies=&hideideas=1&theme=White&style=1&timezone=UTC&studies_overrides=%7B%7D&overrides=%7B%7D&enabled_features=%5B%5D&disabled_features=%5B%5D&utmsource=www.livecharts.co.uk&utmmedium=www.livecharts.co.uk/MarketCharts/nikkei.php
sorry didn't see this request
>>78867276
Freedom isn't free bruv
>>78865508
my niggah
>>78867478
Hurr durr "freedom" you sound like a fucking burger. I'd rather have a stable economy and trade. Less racism would also be nice.
>>78867439
>brexit was the first domino.
The jobs reports and consumer confidence numbers coming out of the US this week are rumoured to be very good. Certainly better than the shit from 3 fridays ago.
Unless those catch people off guard this will be a good week for the dow
>>78867338
>>78867412
the current market is so fucking absurd
>>78867668
>Less racism would also be nice
Are you lost?
>>78867560
Brit bro help, how do I get ibto this shit?
Do I need to set things up with my bank to buy shares or what?
>>78862595
We are now on day 2 of the crash. Houses are going to be really cheap when it finished.
Thanks Great Britain!
Do we have any schlombros from Israel to give us the downlow on this situation?
>>78867668
>i'd rather have a stable economy
but it is not more stable in the EU than outside lmfao
>>78867677
>jobs reports and consumer confidence numbers coming out of the US this week are rumored to be very good.
Like that hasn't happened the last few months. And what happened? Both have missed their marks.
>>78867668
We can't get rid of racism without getting rid of other races. And to do that, we have to turn the world upside down. You'll thank us later.
>>78862595
Sander?
>>78867439
((They))'re not crashing the economy until its closure to election day and they have a viable opponent for Trump. Its safe for now
>>78867677
>rumoured
leave was rumoUred to be a sure thing as well
BBC 30 opens 1% up due to gains in gold and commodity shares from Brexit vote
Happening fags literally getting cucked by bull investors
>>78865058
I don't usually agree with Schlomo, but THIS.
UK is one of the biggest contributors in the EU. Shit EU members like most Eastern European countriess and some of the failed Southern European countriess are literal gibsmeniggers.
They need the UK, and successful countries like the UK, to get more gibsme. Because the majority are either socialists or corrupt--sometimes both.
Almost all of them are living beyond their means. They have all these social/commie programs, yet very little income coming in to fund those programs. Or their government is rife with corruption that taxes taken in rarely filters back to the people--it instead goes to offshore banks.
Their governments and way of life deserves to crumble into dirt. Maybe then they'd stop it with the commie-corrupt bullshit and learn the most valuable lesson they could ever learn:
Nothing is free.
>>78867668
> I'm a foreigner who votes against the interests of a British people
> hurrr no one likes me for some reason
>>78867560
There are so many hurr buy the dip fags around, a FTSE tank is inevitable. It will pop first to pull them all in, then collapse. The weekend has been a total shitshow, which is why George is resurfacing at 6am
>>78867988
>implying a Trump presidency isn't the plan
>>78863594
Japan needs to align with Russia and China before World War 3 starts, otherwise we are going to lose animu and it is going to be a great tragedy.
Can someone fill me in on what would happen if China and Greece crashed at the same time?
How dire would such consequences be?
>>78868231
Japan has been a US puppet state for 75 years.
>>78867988
Kek will crash the economy to help Trump's election.
>>78867821
Check if your bank offers a broker service, or get an online service.
I use Hargreaves and Lansdowne. Also you might have missed the boat on Friday although you might still make some off the volatility.
Tip right now is to buy Commodities and Pharma like Gsk.
>>78868282
>Greece crash
Meh
>China crash
Worst crash we've seen to date
THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHUbLv4ThOo
>>78867668
>stable
>anti racist
do you even look at world news outside of pol and reeddit kid?
>>78865755
another half literate burger who foretells everything after just 24 hours... stupid shit.
>>78866516
>wants to make money
>bitches about having to read
This is literally why people are poor.
>>78864072
No, they are getting fucked because their currency is being valued higher. This makes exports more expensive.
>>78867677
Canada will be one the next dominos to fall. You have a housing crisis on the horizon and "dude weed man" depleted LITERALLY ALL of your gold reserves. You need to put your money into gold and silver.
>>78864072
Not if the pound keeps dropping
>>78868846
wasn't bitching just asking if i had to read all of it
will memexico be okay in the crash, /pol/?
we don't even have an economy to crash, so it should be ok, right?
>>78868390
Anything I need to know about this stuff like tax or do 3rd partie charge me or just take a cut?
I wish /biz/ had something like the /fit/ sticky.
>>78862897
Tell that to our prime minister.
>>78869254
11.95 per trade for first month, and then £5 per trade if you do over 10 trades the first month
>>78869254
Trading comes at a price obviously, bare this in mind.
>be soros last month
>sell stocks, buy gold
>brexit happens
>stocks tanks, gold shoots up
This guy knows his shit
>>78869413
Per trade?
That sounds like a lot.
Is trade individual stocks or a lump in one purchase?
Does selling count as a trade?
>>78869573
He doesnt. He makes this happen.
>>78869413
you're getting ripped off m8
I have 400 pounds cash, what do with it
>>78869806
buy a ps4 pham
>Australia is now in the green
Goodnight, /pol/
Guys, isn't Britain's economy crashing? Won't the Britain's economy crashing along with Asia tanking spell doom for the rest of the world?
>>78866783
kekekek
>>78869413
>>78869607
>>78869764
"An execution-only broker, for example, might charge commission of £2.95 if you are a regular trader, or £11.95 if you buy and sell shares only rarely. There are also different charges for postal, phone and online share deals."
>>78867668
Your economy IS getting more stable numbnuts, first your currency dropped like 18% today it dropped all of 2%. Should have finished falling for now.
You need to catch the entrepreneurial spirit we Burgers have, you can make so much money off the comeback in your economy it'll be insane.
Buy the banks, buy shares of car companies, your exports will skyrocket with the cheaper prices, buy gold, heavy leverage and short the Euro because once people get a taste of the new UK economy its gonna be Brexit EVERYWHERE.
>>78870011
Not until they have to renegotiate their access to EU's markets and get squeezed.
>>78869910
pham....
fucking nigger.
>>78862595
you forgot the euro is down to $1.10 it was at $1.13
>>78870063
ok?
>2016
>not using interactive brokers
Bank run soon?
>>78869573
I sold 90% of my stocks when I read the news btw. I also dumped oil stocks when the Rockefellers pulled out before it crashed in 14/15.
>sell because of """"global warning"""
>few months later
>russia hit with sanctions
>saudi arabia doesn't cut production
>oil tanks
These kikes are good
>>78870232
actually im a middle class white boi
>>78870276
quoted you by mistake mate, just pointing out the charges for the other guy
>>78870324
you """"get it"""
oil has the highest PEs right now too, still hasn't crashed yet
The ~$50 price has kept half the industry on life support.
>>78868073
>1% up due to gains in gold
>good
lmao lad
>>78870092
or it will be steady decline because the brexit will take years to be in effect.
So when is China supposed to open?
>>78864669
Thanks based crashi-chan
>>78871647
Half an hour, I think
>>78862595
it was time for a comfy thread
post comfy stuff
>>78869573
>knows his shit
in a way, he does... considering he actively engineers events to take place, which he then profits off of
>>78862595
anyone seen any chickens?
>>78872538
Sorry, no comfy from me. I dont think anyone in this thread would appreciate KSP screenshots, and I dont have much built up anyways.
>>78867228
Godspeed...
>>78864669
thank you based crashi-chan
>>78867668
>Less racism
This goy...
And we're live.
>>78864529
the renminbi weaker by over 2% today against the dollar already today. US/europe markets are going to get btfo again later.
>>78862595
Welp, China seems to be behaving themselves, lets see what the US and Euro markets do when they open up.
Hang Seng down 1%
soon.
>>78872838
how did he engineer brexit
did he make the 17 million brits vote or what
>DAX just makes it above 10,000 again
>-700 in a day
The Captain must sink with the ship, it was an honor playing with you gentlemen tonight
>>78864508
Do you not worship kek, does kek not provide happenings? Did you think kek's wild ride has ended?
>>78862897
The PM is visiting the EU this week. He originally said he was going to wait until a new PM came in October but I'm guessing after the EU president came out and said they wanted Britain gone as soon as possible he will probably just go ahead and file it
S&P 500-3.59%
yoooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>78882542
DAX-6.82%
yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>78864669
thank you based crashi-chan
>>78882619
Dow Jones Industrial Average United States -610.32 -3.39%
yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>78882739
>>78882619
>>78882542
We premarket, I'm kinda hoping for a run, but Financials and tech will probably just lag
>>78882830
tomorrow is gonna be a shit show Germany is already over.
>>78864508
Hahahahahahahaha it isn't over yet, Pollack. Lord Kek still has many great sights to show us.
Pound has been overvalued for 20 fucking years. About time it sorted its shit out.
>>78869201
Mexico is entering a Revolutionary war m8. Look at the Oaxaca protests. Your police is killing your teachers.
Mexico will be in a Revolutionary war all over again.
USA will be involved in another world war.
WW3 in 2017
>>78878887
Elections can be rigged for the right price.
>>78883880
>usa involved in war
good meme
>>78884228
It will start in Europe and US will get involved towards the end like before.
>>78884338
usa will build a big beautiful wall and let europe get fucked
sell a coupe guns and tanks to them
>>78883381
Why did Spain and Japan markets spaz the fuck out much more than the UK market? It's like if I stub my toe and someone else yells OW! much louder than me.
>>78884458
They will be decommissioned of course. Don't want them to hurt themselves.
/pol/ honestly tl;dr this shit
is it happening or is it more shemitah-tier bull shit?
>>78884521
How deep do you want the answer to be?
>>78864048
nice subtle penis on the frog's forehead, made me chuckle
>>78884717
its happening
>>78885070
>tfw it never happened
literally bought 5 decks of cards cause of this
>>78885070
>>78885070
Faggots here didn't realise that the Shemitah this year is the 7th of the cycle and is known as the Jubilee Year, which means that the Happening was supposed to happen between last September and this September coming.
>>78885070
it's late then 'cos that says September 2015
>>78885308
>"Hey goy don't leave the EU! You're irrelevant without the EU"
And yet we just crashed the global markets and probably the EU altogether. Not bad for an irrelevant country.
>>78884521
Basic answer: Bank of England guaranteed they would pump the market with basically unlimited moneys
>>78885363
coincidence
>>78885363
HOW MANY DAYS UNTIL U.S. ELECTIONS? HOW MANY DAYS UNTIL INAUGURATION?
I'm drunk and can't math right now.
>>78885213
you realize the Shemitah isn't over?
It ends Sep.13.2016
Round 1 was a warmup
>>78864529
>seriously, pound has become a shit currency
>everyone is gonna sell it and no one is gonna buy
>to begin with theres no fucking reason to buy this garbage currency
True, it's only bounces around because traders are making money on it. It'll head on a decline (like it has been for over a year) once things die down. Anyone that earn in £ is working for so little now. Glad I earn in $
>>78885070
>>78885291
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReOO3xLCTGI
>>78862831
Wow, this really made me think
>>78869573
DESU everyone with the basic understanding of austrian economics would have done the same.
>>78862831
The African stock market is the biggest in the world, and has been for over 10,000 years, but of course the white people in power don't mention it in the news at all. It's almost as if it didn't exist to most of the white world.
>>78869806
>GBP£8
>for 3 wings and fries
It seems cheap to me
>>78885795
so pol was right
>>78886396
I think thats about $11. Kinda pricey if it was a fast food place in the US.
>>78862831
i spent an hour reading into the zimbabwe stock market. Some construction company is was the number 1 stock, yet they had losses for the past 3 years. kek.
>>78885843
>filename
appropriate kek
>>78867266
reminds me of my state tn, maybe it's a sign...
>>78867668
> I'd rather have a stable economy and trade.
>>78886759
yes im getting mixed up though
This year is called the Jewbixnood year and it will end on Oct.2. and every1 is dead after that KEK.
So what does this mean for the little guy without money in the market?
Cost of living may go up?
>>78889122
procure rifle
get feedfeeds
prepare for happen
>>78864669
thank you crashi-chan
Tfw no 5% crash for all markets
>>78889277
straya is nogunz tho
cant even get bullets
>>78885817
Even your Trump said the pound was in a really good position. Stop being fucking German.
>>78864375
How do you people read this shit. Its all lines and numbers, nothing make sense
>>78892517
>American Education
>>78892716
common core
>>78893114
Emu
>>78893195
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
>>78893195
>>78893195
trudeau
>tfw predicted brexit and could've made a fortune by pulling a george soros and short selling pounds
>tfw no money to invest
i should be in hong kong right now fucking she-males and snorting obscure designer drugs
>>78867560
>Ive already sold half of my Marks and Spencers shares at a £170 loss on Friday because retaill got fucked by the weakened pound
You are one of the idiots traders love taking money from.
>>78862595
one hour till show time
>>78894103
>>78894103
>>78894103
>>78872538
Getting comfy as fuck:
https://youtu.be/trfHP5LHVNY
>>78862831
Not many people know this, but the Africans actually invented the stock market. Then whitey burnt down all the biggest trading houses in Africa and took all the looted gold back to New York. You never hear about the African stock market because to this day the white devil be covering up their crimes and hatred.
>>78878887
I don't think he engineered Brexit to happen, rather he helped engineer the panic selling that happend afterwards. Just look up what he's saying right now
http://www.cnbc.com/2016/06/25/brexit-makes-eus-dissolution-practically-inevitable-george-soros.html
>The United Kingdom's fateful decision to break away from the European Union makes an eventual dissolution of the 28 member bloc "practically irreversible," billionaire financier George Soros wrote on Saturday.
>In a somber post at Project Syndicate, Soros, who rose to prominence by speculating against the British pound—immortalizing him as the man who broke the Bank of England—speculated that the U.K.'s referendum to split from the EU is likely to hasten the breakup of the entire EU.
>Brexit, combined with Europe's festering migrant crisis, has created a "catastrophic scenario" that has grave consequences for Britain and the world economy, Soros wrote, "making the disintegration of the EU practically irreversible."
Soros says doom and gloom if X happens
X happens and people see their assets in panic
Value of assets drop, gold rises
Soros grabs it all at a bargain, while selling his gold.
>>78864669
thank you based crashi-chan
>>78863499
Dax is in a down trend. Brexit or not, it will see 8350 anyway.