http://metro.co.uk/2016/06/26/hms-ambush-arrives-in-gibraltar-to-protect-it-from-spain-5967455/?ito=twitter
BRITAIN SENT A NUCLEAR SUB TO GIBRALTAR INCASE THE SALTY SPANIARDS GOT ANY FUCKING IDEAS!
Thee haughty tyrants ne'er shall tame;
All their attempts to bend thee down
Will but arouse thy generous flame,
But work their woe and thy renown.
MADMAN
A
D
M
A
N
RULE BRITANNIA!
BRITANNIA RULE THE WAVES!
WE SHALL NEVER BE SLAVES!
Lord we need Trump now.
Just imagine the international cheeky insults.
All this over a rock
Gotta protect the last colony
>>78845790
It's our fucking rock.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS WORLD this is great
TOP KEK
POST YFW WE GO TO WAR WITH SPAIN
GOD SHAVE THE QUEEN
>>78845790
you mean the mouth of the med sea and our footprint on mainland europe?
>>78845916
if shit goes south israel is one of the first countries to get fucked
>>78845790
It's a neat rock
>>78845916
SHLOMO CALL ME ASAP WE GOTTA CELEBRATE IVE GOT HUMMUS
>>78845790
it's a very important rock strategically speaking bro
>>78845818
>implying the empire isn't coming back
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/26/hong-kong-democracy-campaigners-demand-return-to-british-rule-as/
THE GENOCIDE OF THE MOORS IS HERE
>>78845255
>Spain blown the fuck out because some nigs moved a submarine in their sovereing territory, which is a 2km square rock, just because some idiotic faggot deployed a spanish flag on a goddamn rock filled with monkeys
Why do we need to care again?
>>78845916
Still mad about 1492?
>>78845255
Kek, fuck all will happen but nice to see Britain waving its dick around.
>>78845916
i know i've been kind of happy since brexit for the first time in months
CALL PUTIN
REVEAL THE RUSSIAN FLEETS WAITING IN OUR COASTS
>>78845790
It's a loli rock
At least Spain has planes for it's aircraft carrier.
>>78845255
>be busy and in the middle of elections
>oy m8 surely the spaniards are planning planning to invade right now! let's send a submarine!
who cares
we are in elections now
>>78845996
>>78845790
>Just a rock
>Control of the Strait.
>>78846026
>implying
ever heard of the Samson option?
>>78845255
BUILD MOAT
MAKE GIBRALTAR AN ISLAND AND HAVE YOUR NUCLEAR SUBMARINE CIRCLING IT 24/7
The British and the US have submarines pull into Gibraltar frequently. This is nothing out of the ordinary, and its ridiculous to imply, assume andor insinuate that this is a some show of force, when there is no factual evidence whatsoever to support it.
>mfw
I knew the UK would flex its military might over Spain, for fucks the Spaniards dont even have a government much less an effective army. Are we going to also go back to the old days were the UK will resolve its trade conflicts with the royal navy?
>>78845790
It's our rock
>>78846080
yeah I'm sure China is ok with that
>>78846026
lmao who cares let it all burn
>>78846048
NAH SHAUL WE'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO ARAK AVATIAH MATE
>>78846124
same but years
>>78845790
The only natural occurring monkies in Europe live there. Very important!
>>78845790
It has cute monkeys.
Gun boat diplomacy is BACK.
Send an aircraft carrier to the Belgian coast to make sure Brussels doesn't go full continental system on you during the brexit negotiations.
Do some naval exercises with Russia in the North Sea as well for maximum effect.
>>78845255
Ok you can bomb the blue parts on this map as a reminder that the rock is yours, just a little
God bless Britannia!!!
>>78845255
A surfaced sub in a dock.
You really don't know much about that war stuff do you?
This is literally propaganda for the citizens, not an actual threat.
>HMS Ambush
I think we're starting to run out of ship names.
Rule Britannia !
UK MUST RETURN COLONIAL TERRITORY TO RIGHTFUL OWNERS.
NORTHERN IRELAND BELONGS TO IRELAND
GIBRALTAR BELONGS TO SPAIN
FALKLANDS BELONG TO SPAIN
BERMUDA BELONGS TO THE SEAGULL REPUBLIC
ANTARCTICA BELONGS TO THE PENGUIN EMPIRE
END COLONIALISM NOW.
>>78845255
Pls invade and put this guy as puppet president. It's clear we can't govern ourselves.
>>78846212
Once a pirate always a pirate. I'm excited!
>>78846180
The Russians have ships and troops pull into Crimea frequently. This is nothing out of the ordinary, and its ridiculous to imply, assume andor insinuate that this is a some show of force, when there is no factual evidence whatsoever to support it.
>>78845850
I know it's yours. I mean why Spain has to risk itself over that rock. They won't get rich with it anyway
>>78845255
We don't give a shit about clay. We will just close borders. No more tax heaven. They can survive by fishing.
>>78846250
What do you mean? Calais and Cologne also have refugee camps!
>>78845818
>Last colony
>Last
American Education
>>78845916
>Happenings
>Every single day
>For the foreseeable future
Pinch me is this a dream?
>>78845996
>tfw you will witness Falkland War 2.0
>tfw you will be posting on /pol/ in happening threads
Ahahahaaha!
Good.
Fucking spain, tries to do a land grab the first chance they get.
Most annoying fucks in Europe.
>>78845255
WE WILL BUILD THE FENCE AGAIN
>a ship was sent to defend land
>>78846362
Okay, you got me here
>>78846213
It's the monkeys' rock and the monkeys choose Britain.
you know /pol/ is starved for news when a British submarine going to a British harbor under no threat whatsoever is bumped to the limit
ARE THE SPANISH COMING BACK?
It's been 400 years
>>78845916
We're in the alternate timeline now
brexit wasn't supposed to happen
>>78846268
Lmao, you again? Go fuck off and suck the Asturian guy with Italian surname's balls.
CATALONIANS AIN'T SPANISH, INDEED, CATALONIANS ARE SCUM
>>78846252
They are violent and aren't afraid to gang up on visitors in order to steal bags
>mfw the brits don't know those monkeys are actually CNI agents waiting for the full-scale attack order
>>78846213
FUCK OFF
>>78846150
least we have nukes for our subs :^)
>>78845996
If this becomes a war with the EU, I wanna join.
>Inb4 Bongs nuke Gibraltar, just to be on the safe side and deny it's ownership from the Spaniards.
>>78846479
>British
>Army
Pick one. All they got is a fucking rusted out navy. Not even a good navy either, their carriers have fucking ski jumps.
>>78845916
THE SAXON HAS AWOKEN.
THE EMPIRE SHALL BE RESTORED.
Fuck the eternal anglos.
>>78846412
Right wing death squads soon unironically
>Tfw going to Spain next year to visit a friend
What the fuck will happen? I'm going to Barcelona kek, I'll just pretend to be Spanish and rely information to /pol/
>spaniards yesterday "Ha ha we will just take it Great Britain is weak"
>spaniards today "W-we didnt ev-even want it, it it it was a j-joke ra-racists, pls no bully w-we will tell"
Thought so m8, watch yourselves during all em "siesta's"
>>78846570
American manufactured ones, which ultimately we only got because America tried to bring us completely under their control when cancelling Skybolt, but conceded defeat when we said we'd maintain our nuclear program no matter the costs.
The special relationship is a meme. America is not our friend. We should've made like the French and designed our own nuclear missiles.
>>78846318
SCOTLAND BELONGS TO NORWAY
ENGLAND BELONGS TO WALES
>>78846694
Call everyone a gringo and you'll be fine.
>>78846479
you could play tennis over that "land"
ITT
Mad men discuss warfare over a rock.
It looks like that quote of ''WW3 will be fought with sticks and rocks'' is going to be right.
We already have the rock positioned. Need to find the stick. Wait.
>The amazonas
>>78846590
Grow up kid.
Go back to You Tube and argue about best Armies there - you 14 year old twat.
>spanish send entire army to border with gibraltar
>later he gets bored and goes home for a nap
>crisis averted; another glorious victory for the english empire
>>78846338
Still wish you hadn't genocided the aztecs.
>>78846213
No!
The rock belongs to muslims
>>78846026
Lol, the second the international community is occupied with their own problems the Israelis are gonna have their own version of the holocaust in the middle east.
No middle eastern military can safely destroy Israel.
>>78845996
LAUNCH ALL SHIPS
Yes! It's war
>>78846694
>going to the most degenerate place in all Spain
let's just take over spain lads
>>78846769
>>78846590
let them have their little moment, it's like a toddler having a fight over toys
>>78846212
>Gunboat diplomacy.
My favorite kind.
>>78846806
WW4* ftfy
BUILD THE WALL
>>78846694
Just scream for the closing of borders and the protection of the catalan culture and you'll be fine
>>78846318
>england gives up the falklands
>they still aren't argentinian
>mfw
>>78846390
Fucking kek bro
>>78846214
fuck china! we cucked them once we can again
>>78846891
How you holding up bussy?
When was the last time you has so many eyes on you mate?
>>78846812
Bitch I went to the sandbox and saw your 'soldiers' fight.
The Afghans shoot better.
>>78846537
Now who does that remind me of.
>>78846039
my rock, no yurs!
>>78845255
Why do we need to send a submarine to protect Gibraltar against a non-country?
>>78846815
>British send in full navy
>Notice they don't have anymore lemon juice because they left the EU
>They all die of Scourge
Cartagena de Indias 2.0, eh?
>>78845996
Time for Plymouth to be relevant again
>>78846980
m8 I don't even know if your ships have the fuel to go to China much less swing dick there
let the grown ups resolve global issues
>>78846859
the only thing holding them together is america support and if theres once thing america never does its support people
>getting cucked by a literal rock
>>78847026
It is for the crew, they earn some vacations
>>78845916
HI goyim, don't make fun of us the gentiles, Israel is next
>>78845790
it was a big rock
>>78845255
Spain, it's okay for you to covet this rock. Only natural for a BRITISH rock this sexy.
>>78846844
Well duh, the question is does it belong to Britain or Spain specifically
>>78846803
>A submarine was sent to defend land from a land invasion
I'm assuming the Uk isn't going to Nuke Spain
>>78846462
>mfw in the army and I get to shoot spain posters
>>78846998
Least we don't mow down our own troops on a daily basis :V
>HMS Ambush
What the fuck kind of ship name is that? Do we call our aircraft carrier the HMS Airport?
>>78846891
No, my fellow countryman, we want to increase our ratio of whites, not tank it.
>>78847142
for EU
>>78846998
>Bitch I went to the sandbox and saw your 'soldiers' fight.
You have never left your mothers house, you talk like an autist . . .see this.>>78846812
>>78847142
kek
>>78846998
of course you did champ
>>78846694
You're our Man on the inside anon
>>78845850
Well said
>>78847027
>lemon juice
Wow spain you cant even meme correctly, kill yourself
>>78846806
world war 4 is with sticks and rocks. World war 3 is nuclear
>>78845255
>telling your enemy where your subs are
10/10 military thinking right here, your admirals are as thoughtless and retarded as your politicians
>>78845818
>last colony
>>78846282
its a show of strength
course its propaganda and it works lol
>>78847151
Now THAT's a rock!
>>78845996
i'm ready to liberate south america
>>78845255
>have a nuclear attack sub
>decide to name it the HMS Ambush
Cheeky cunts.
>>78846980
No, you cant. pls dont try.
>>78847151
Well, there are ones of your own kind inside of that rock.
>>78846318
USA HAS TO GIVE IT ALL BACK TO MEXICO AND THE INDIANS NOW!
no?
THEN STFU!
>>78847081
You gotta admit their military is very very good. Even without the USA' financial and logistical aid they would not be an easy target to take out.
They have quite a good battle record.
>>78847299
There was probably an earlier vessel with the same name. Frigate or destroyer or something.
>>78845255
I'm so fucking happy for you guys. Independence is fun
>>78847151
It's so fucking sexy
Can I touch it?
>>78846318
Ireland maybe, but those other places would rather have the Queen as their head of state than belong to anyone else. Look at Hong Kong. If the colonies didn't want us, we would abandon them, just look at South Africa: no fucks continuingly given.
>>78846462
>Spain
>white
Does Gibralter still have any real strategic value?
I get that it used to be critical to knowing who and what was entering the Med. One guy sitting sitting on his perch at a table under an umbrella with a telescope and a log book gave Britain the news of every vessel, it's type and it's nation, entering the Med. It was a hugely important piece of real estate. But what about now? Does anyone even live there?
>>78846384
we will kill your tourism industry and help our oldest ally portugal on reclaiming its border town from you along with an island you stole from them
:^)
>>78846286
haven't even started on B yet mate
british pirates and barbarians messing up with Spain, they have been doing that for centuries, nothing new to see here, Spain has already endured much worse things than the perfidious albion
>>78847296
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Cartagena_de_Indias
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasion_of_Cuba_(1741)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Santiago_de_Cuba_(1748)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_St._Augustine_(1740)
kayden
>>78847356
nah Bongistan is still the Muslim capital of Europe. I don't trust them and their Muslim mayors
>>78845996
WAR
IS
PROGRESS
WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?
KEEPING THE POPULATION DOWN AND ADVANCING MEDICINE AND TECHNOLOGY
>Brexit and the subsequent breaking up of the EU creates a pre-WWI scenario all over again
>>78847521
>We will kill your tourism
>Left the EU
hahahahahHAHhahahhasGHGHhagahgashashgahhGHAGHGhg
>>78846080
I am down to help you britbongs get hk back
we also need a tibexit as well
Spain are such fucking hypocrites anyway, Catalan independence when?
>>78846694
the spanish bobbies will know you for what you are when they find you passed out in a gutter with all the other british tourists.
They just love us going over there to have a little drink.
>>78847299
>"MIOS DIOS, IT IS AN AMBUSH"
>"Correction you wankers, it's THE Ambush"
FUND IT
>>78847452
>Does anyone even live there
yeah a bunch of Spaniards with British passports
it's 100% political, power projection and all that. Like the Falklands I imagine
>>78846479
carrying missles...capable of reaching their capital..........
FINALLY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3BO6GP9NMY
>>78847596
I'm not. I'm not getting nuked for some Muslims
>>78847539
>Bongistan is still the Muslim capital of Europe
I take it you have no idea of European Demographics?
Fucking jesus . . .Are American Schools on holiday or something?
>Britain cucks Gibraltar infront of Spain.
>Spain does nothing
top kek.
>>78847539
We have a Muslim president stfu we are both cucked in this regard don't make Americans look stupid by throwing stones in a glass house.
>>78845996
>>78847652
>mios dios
You can keep it
![CQFYgpCWcAA3rjd[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eqCeZcD.jpg "CQFYgpCWcAA3rjd[1].jpg")
>>78846318
I agree, stop colonialism, stop Spain.
>>78847151
It's so much smaller than I expected, then again I've only ever seen it in that one James Bond film.
>>78847686
Too bad we have anti-ballistic/nuclear missile batteries and actual nuke missiles lent over by cousin USA all over Andalucia.
>>78847741
Sorry, Sven. We're not like you. We don't go nuts over rocks and monkeys
Why is spain so continually butthurt about gibraltar?
It's just a fucking rock. What would they honestly gain by getting it back?
>>78846318
>FALKLANDS BELONG TO SPAIN
>>78847755
>We have a Muslim president
Newt Gingrich pls. Obongo is one of the worst presidents we've ever had but he's not a Mudslime
>>78846581
with us hopefully?
the EU is not the reich but the uprising against regressive left degeneracy
>>78845255
Is Britain autistic?
>>78847452
It's a strategic port location that makes it much more simpler and reliable to be able to dock there in case other European nations start to get rowdy and deny them
>>78847862
2km square
>>78847875
>Butthurt
>Their residents still speak half spanish
>>78847589
We're back to square one
Communists and Fascists openly fight on the streets in Europe
Russia is encroaching upon eastern europe
America is in the middle of a tough fight for the presidency that will shape our future forever
England is distancing itself from the continent
It's like the last 100 years barely changed anything
>>78847884
>argentina
>white
"Earlier this week, it was announced that the UK's submarine parachute assistance group would be in Gibraltar next week as part of ongoing mandatory training."
"Navy insiders insisted the visit was long planned and “routine” but conceded the timing was “interesting.”
Off to Benidorm on Thursday. Are the Spanish upset about us leaving the EU or focused on their own election?
>>78847076
Britain is a global power, they can fight wars in all parts of the world
>>78846318
Cuba and Phillippines belong to Spain, stop U.S colonialism :^)
>>78847734
What fucking Muslims are you talking about? Is it your first time on /pol/?
>>78847299
>>78847354
should have been called Rockblockd
![longform[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ffDBNXj.jpg "longform[1].jpg")
>>78847894
sure he aint
>All the delusional britcucks ITT.
K E K
E
K
>>78845255
WE EMPIRES AGAIN
>>78848000
correction: they can deploy a couple thousand troops anywhere. They don't have any serious long-term capability
>>78847875
big dick points, same reason argentina wants that absolutely nothing rock called the fawklands back, the only people who live there are like, some old retired people and some penguins... I think?
>>78847984
Only people upset about it are the economical elite and some stupid twitter-tumblr-reddit millenials
Don't worry about it, we don't fucking care
>>78845255
LORD KEK! MAKE NUCLEAR FIRE GREAT AGAIN!
PRAISE LORD KEK!
>PRAISE LORD KEK!
>>78847894
He is a fucking Muslim you god damn retard and said so himself....
>>78847951
half-spanish
FULL KEK
pensamos en nalgas
>>78847915
Yes, of course, I should've made that clearer. The EU is some sort of inverted Reich, that gives our land away as Lebensraum for muslims and other invaders.
>>78846384
We will fly shit in knob head. Ever heard of the Berlin airlift you 12yo faggot, of course not. That was with millions of people in need not the amount that wouldnt even fill a football stadium.
What is it with sand nigger descendants and the desire to pinch British land. We have nukes so fuck off. AND cameron said there would be war and mayhem after Brexit. short hot war.
WHOEVER CONTROLS GIBRALTAR CAN CONTROL MY ANUS
>>78847960
the old wheel turns and the same spokes come up
>>78848164
he's only the president for a couple more months I don't give a fuck about retarded tinfoil theories
>>78846518
Nah Spanish went full communism... 2nd inquisition perhaps but that is against right wing.
>>78845255
NUKE US PLEASE
Do it england, I would love to see an american missile deliver a nuke to a target for once.
>>78847354
I'm just waiting for its sister ship, the USS Gotcha Bitch
RULE BRITANNIA
>>78848108
we've always gone for a small very professional army, quality over quantity and all that, we don't need to have 8,000 tanks lying around for no real reason.
that being said SOME men in goverment think having an army is unnecessary and spent the last five years gutting the military budget.
>>78847875
I think it has some relaxed fiscal rules. Like Switzerland/Cayman Island lite. So people Jewbraltar is stealing all the money. I don't really know how true this is, I'm only repeating complaints.
Also, if we didn't have Gibraltar, Spain would have the entire peninsular which just looks better on a map. There's also hundreds of years of treaties to squabble about.
>>78845255
i cant breathe
>>78847296
""""""""liberate"""""""""
Top kek. The only reason the brits managed to keep Gibraltar in WW2 because they bought off Franco with millions of $$$ and Spain stayed neutral.
In an armed conflict with the rest of Europe britfags would not be able to hold the strait or Gibraltar for more than a day. If Spain had joined the axis in WW2, the allies would have lost the war.
>>78845996
Fucking pirates
>>78848071
what's that supposed to prove?
the mayor of atlanta is called mohammed but he's not a muslim either
>>78846806
not very bright are you. Which Morrisey song did you get your history lesson from
>>78846525
It really feels like one of those apocalyptic movies where society crumbles - wtf is happening right now in the uk, usa, spain? its madness
I think the end is coming soon lads
>>78845996
1v1
You'll get fucking rekt.
>>78848404
>If Spain had joined the axis in WW2, the allies would have lost the war.
Probably not, but we'd have recieved some Marshall Plan's sick cash so it would've been better
>>78848404
>If Spain had joined the axis in WW2
more like "if Hitler hadn't invaded Russia in his swimming trunks during -40 weather
>not a single mention in the MSM
You'd think, given that they literally paint Brexit as the end of the world, they would leap on this story.
>>78848108
>>78847894
>>78847734
>>78847656
>>78847539
ARE WE BEING INVADED BY 14 YEAR OLD MILITARY EXPERTS FROM YOU-TUBE?
I don't mind a bit of bants but I seriously think, some people are serious!
>muh - my army is bigger than your army.
>>78848461
Should've hired your own then.
yfw the happening has just begun and nobody talks about it
>>78845790
All this over a rock
>>78847076
>i dont even know
and there is your problem
>>78847539
muslim president trumps muslim mayor
>>78848571
>1v1 you'll get rekt
>Nuclear subs
>Navy is 10x better comapred to Spain
>Better airforce and army
Ok
>>78848684
>muh - my army is bigger than your army.
well it is. Stop pretending you're a global power. You get to save some cash from Brussels, that don't make your dick big
>>78845255
We have more important things to take care right now than a rock infested by monkeys and some macaques
>Not an SSBM
Useless
>>78848585
didn't you guys spend the world wars having bloody civil wars and killing mostly yourselves?
Who here actually predicts a Europe based conflict within the next 10 years?
(Non nuclear of course)
>>78848266
So your retard ass is less autistic.... your welcome. .....
https://youtu.be/bMUgNg7aD8M
Unless they cloned him this is him saying he is a Muslim. Now fuck off now fuck off and leave based brits that are more intelligent than you alone.
>>78848742
>not posting the real flat Earth
>>78848768
Spain has millions of angry unemployed NEETS tho
>BLIMEY THEM SPANIARDS GETTING ALL BALLSEY AGAIN, NIGEL FETCH THE SUB
el oh el
>>78848768
Well you cant possibly believe you have better projection than Spain on Giblartar
>>78848852
No, our civil war started before the WW2, both sides gave us weapons so we could test them killing ourselves.
>>78848852
Also wiping out an entire civilisation for the gold and claiming they did it in the name of god.
>>78848901
Easy to solve. Simply create a fifth column within spain by airdropping millions of tendies with leaflets calling for action against Spain,
>>78848869
>based brits that are more intelligent than you alone.
Nigel on vacation spotted. How does it feel seeing your little kid is way grander than you ever were?
>>78848852
The second one yes
During the first world war we stood neutral because of some political turmoil similar of today. Also we didn't have an alliance with any of you guys
>>78847368
tresspassers will be punished
>>78845790
It's a pretty rock, with monkeys on.
>>78846213
its not though is it, try n take it back we dare you you will only end up losing more land to us
You spics never learn, do you?
Open your bitchass stinkin' mouths and what does the UK do?
They flex their cocks because they actually have one.
>>78848986
I wish we had wiped them out for good, instead we muh dicked the entire continent and created the hellspawn that is the latinos.
>>78848833
Does your mother know you are on 4chins?
>>78848986
pretty sure that was a bit before the world wars wasn't it? and I thought they looted the place more of silver than gold. [spoiler]and wrecked their economy through massive inflation[/spoiler]
or am I mixing up the age of piracy with something a little more modern?
>>78845790
>>78845850
This board ;^)
>>78848841
I don't think Smash Bros Melee is gonna do much
>>78849081
>actually have one
>British
>"""""""""military"""""""""
the jokes write themselves
>>78847539
actually germany france and sweden out do us by far on that regard mate..we are 4th highest in europe for muslim population
we are at 4.8%
>>78845996
>>78849207
>He thinks we aren't the strongest military force in Europe bar Russia
Ok
>>78847931
yes but that's irrelevant
A nuclear powered sub, a sub with nukes, or both?
Also attaboy UK on starting the race war
>>78849312
>strongest military force in Europe
>strongest kid in the kindergarten
>>78849312
That's France
>>78848975
''''''Gave'''''' you weapons with only the minor condition of sending your gold reserve to Stalin for safe keeping.
>>78849013
No I'm from fucking TN you dumb cunt. I don't like anyone that's makes Americans look fucking stupid. Insults won't help your autism....
Kek
the brits really got some balls during the last two weeks
i wished germans could get badass that fast
>>78849081
>calls us spics
>talks like a nigger
Nice one, America.
Learn what? It's the brits moving a submarine to a port they own, nothing wrong with that. Also nothing wrong with us annexing that shit.
>>78845255
Quite an irresponsible article to just stir shit between /pol/-like retards.
Gibraltar receives frigates and submarines regularly.
