>A retired linguist translated the Bible into ebonics
this shit is gold
http://pidginbible.org/Concindex.html
>>78844851
hahahah
Oh my cunt!
A shame a nigger can't read
WE
>>78844851
That's not ebonics.
t. Nigger
>>78845473
WUZ
>>78844851
>Dis okay fo me fo eat, o wat?
>>78844851
>Apocalypse is named Jesus Show
Too real
>>78845634
JEZUS
But why?
>>78844851
Is this nigger speak or Ork language?
I can't tell.
>3Den God say, “I like light fo shine!” an da light start fo shine.
Moses, he wen look, an look. An he tinking, “How come lidat? Had fire burning all ova inside da bush, but da bush no burn up!” 3Den Moses still yet tinking, “I gotta go look dis real awesome ting I stay see! How come da bush no burn up?”
>>78844851
>>78846276
Yahweh see dat Moses going way from da trail fo go look. God call Moses from inside da bush, “Hui! Moses! Moses!”
Moses tell, “Yeah! Dass me!”
Yahweh tell, “Stay right dea! No come nea. Take off yoa slippas. Cuz da place you standing, dass spesho fo me!”
>>78844851
>Ebonics
"Not speaking a language correctly" is not a fucking language.
Christ i hate niggers so much..
From the holy Book of Leviticus, Chapter 18, also known as
>"Peopo Dat Fool Aroun Wit Somebody Dey Not Suppose To":
>Take care fo live da way I tell you gotta do, an do wat my rules tell you fo do. Anybody dat do wat my rules tell, dey goin stay alive an get life cuz dey do um. I Yahweh, da God dass fo real.
>“Nobody suppose to go nea one close ohana fo make sex wit dem. I Yahweh, da God dass fo real.
>“You betta not make sex wit yoa mudda. Az yoa mudda. No make shame fo yoa fadda lidat.
>“You betta not make sex wit yoa fadda's odda wifes, cuz dat make shame fo yoa fadda too.
>“You betta not make sex wit yoa sista, no matta her yoa fadda's girl o yoa mudda's girl, no matta she grow up da same house wit you, o anodda place.
>“You betta not make sex wit yoa boy's girl, o yoa girl's girl. Dat goin make shame fo you.
>“No make sex wit yoa fadda's odda wife's girl, cuz yoa fadda her fadda too. She yoa sista.
>“No make sex wit yoa fadda's sista. She yoa fadda's close ohana.
>“No make sex wit yoa mudda's sista. She yoa mudda's close ohana.
>“No go nea yoa fadda's brudda's wife fo make sex wit her. No make shame fo yoa fadda brudda lidat. She yoa auntie.
>“No make sex wit yoa daughta in law. She yoa boy's wife. No make sex wit her.
>>78844851
This is Hawaiian Pidgin, not Ebonics. Get your nigger languages straight.
It's the WE WUZ KANG James version
>>78847212
It's not a language. It's literally a slave dialect. Non-gentry white southerners didn't exactly speak the King's English either. Blacks took their dialects and multiplied it by 100.
>>78845980
lets meme magic dakka to be replace fire and gun word ebonics
This should be considered blasphemy
>>78850090
hello christcuck
>>78850090
It's just a translation, m8.
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5Dk8K8TBXc
Tupac part starts at 1:30
>>78844851
>http://pidginbible.org/Concindex.html
Gen 1:29
29An God say dis too: “You know wat? I give you guys all da plants all ova da world dat make seed, an all da trees dat make fruits wit da seed inside. Dat fo you guys eat. 30An fo all da wild animals, an fo all da birds inside da sky, an fo all da animals moving aroun on top da groun -- eryting dat stay alive, I give dem all da grasses an odda kine green plants fo dea food.” An dass wat God wen do.
toppest fucking keks
>>78844851
That Dumbass! Instead of KANGZ he wrote KINGS!
I need to own this just for the novelty
>>78844851
Hawaiian?
>>78844851
>http://pidginbible.org/Concindex.html
OK I cant laugh anymore please stop OPY you are killing me. I swear I thought you were full of shit until I tried to read Genesis or as titled "Da Start". This one time OP is not a Faggot I am going to get a beer and try to stop laughing before I shit my pants.
Amazing.
>>78844851
That's not ebonics, that's pigeon.
t.Haole who spent many years on the islands
If somebody marry his sista, no matta his fadda's girl o his mudda's girl, an dey make sex togedda, az shame fo dem. You guys gotta cut dem off in front all da peopo, so dey not dea peopo no moa. Da guy make his sista shame, so he get da blame fo dat.
If somebody make sex wit one wahine wen she get her sick time ery month, he wen show wea da blood stay come from, an she wen show um too. You guys gotta cut dem off so dey not yoa peopo no moa.
No make sex wit yoa mudda's sista o yoa fadda's sista, cuz dat goin show dat you no mo respeck fo one close ohana. You two guys get da blame togedda fo dat.
Kek that's gold
>Dey Go Down In Front Odda Gods
>131 - “If get somebody dat tell you guys dey talk fo God, o somebody dat say dey can dream fo tell you wat goin happen bumbye, take care! If one a dem tell dat dey get proof dat one awesome miracle goin happen fo show God's powa, an maybe wat dey wen tell, happen fo real. But den dey tell, ‘Come! Us goin stick wit odda gods, an work fo dem!’ An you guys neva know dose gods befo. If dass how dey talk, den you guys betta not lissen to dat talka guy o da guy dat dream.
>>78856249
Pidgin* fucking phone
>>78854967
Seriously though some one some place is going to hell for this translation.
Numba 1 Fo Da Tessalonika Peopo, Chapta 5
Eh, bruddas an sistas! We aks you guys fo do someting, yeah? Da leada guys who work real hard fo help you guys, show um respeck. Dey teach you guys how you suppose to live wen you stay tight wit da Boss.
>>78844851
This is the only time I actually condone burning a bible.
This is truly the devil's work.
