>inb4 you cucks stay in the EU because of Scotland being retarded again
>>78805444
Fuck England.
>>78805444
What is Scotland?
wow these salty losers are going to start a civil war
>>78805444
Scotfags in denial with delusions of grandeur, as usual
No, Scotland becomes independent and we take them into EU.
>>78806003
>joining the EU is independence
Sure Mehmet, sure.
>>78806084
No but it will be amusing to see the UK crash
>>78805444
Article 50 can`t be vetoed
>>78806003
never gonna happen
>UK tries to crash our union
>theirs falls apart
pottery
>>78805839
Fingers crossed.
>>78806526
>pottery
>it's like pottery, it just rhymes
EU education at it's finest.
>>78805444
As soon as scots realise the EU doesnt want anything to do with them, they'll shut up about independence.
>>78806318
It won't. The EU will however.
Brussels says it cant even veto Scottish independence as it doesn't view it as a separate entity.
Catch up Greece.
Brussels told her that's not how it works and she can fuck off.
>>78805444
>holyrood
what the fuck is that, Scotland names stuff after how an Asian person says "HollyWood"
Why is Europe so obsessed with trying to be like America ?
>>78806867
your country won't exist in half a year lmao
>>78805444
Beware the eternal Scot. Scots are even more miserly than Jews. They hoard money and irn bru. They let muslims fuck their wives (tbf who would willingly fuck a Scottish woman?)
I could veto the Brexit Referendum.
Somehow. What? I don't have to tell you how, just say that I COULD, and I'll have BBC "journalists" report it as absolute Brexit BTFO too.
>>78807038
you wont make it throught the year.
>>78806003
>becomes independent
>for just a few days until they sign onto subservience
Scotland: celebrating a few days of freedom before we go back into servitude
It's okay guys. I'm fucking raging.
I'm about to be writing letters to all the major party leaders in Scotland.
Tomorrow I am going to visit the constituency of my MSP and complain.
How's that spaceport Cameron blurted out he'd build you if you voted to stay, chaps?
I'd hold him to that about now, actually. He'd fund it to the hilt just to stitch up Bojo.
>>78807038
it will when Cuckland realises it can't join the EU and would be absolutely fucked otherwise. The EU won't exist soon and Germany is destined for death because your shit leader decided to flood your beautiful country with the worst of the world. Keep memeing though.
>>78806707
It's a meme, you dip.
>>78807331
She doesn't have the power to do it m8.
She's being cute and sweet and trying to be part of the Brexit narrative by pretending she could derail it.
She really, genuinely couldn't.
>>78807591
Still doing it because I'm fucking raging.
It'll also look different coming from me because of my age and gender.
>>78805444
Since the referendum:
>Nigel Farage goes on the tele and retracts the false claim that Britain sends $350 million to the EU that would now be redirected to the NHS. Additional funding for the NHS was cited as a reason for leaving by 80% of leave voters in exit polls.
>Daniel Hannan retracts the false claim that leaving the EU will drastically reduce immigration into Britain. Exit polling shows this was the second most cited reason for leaving.
>S&P, the only rating agency still giving the UK a AAA credit rating, confirms it has placed that rating under review for downgrade.
>Scots will likely vote on dismembering the UK in a few years, leading to more uncertainty and economic turmoil.
Why did /pol/ support this shit again?
>>78807869
Because we love choas
This is 4chan, man
>>78805444
When exactly did the Scotts turn from highlander barbarians to socialist cucks?
>>78806983
The "Rood" for the palace was designed after the Holy Cross, if anything the USA is ripping it off, considering it was founded in the 12th century.
>>78806371
Article 50 hasn't been put in place yet so they could veto it before it does, potentially but I doubt it'll happen.
>>78807869
Kek is chaos, what don't you understand?
>>78806003
>No, Scotland becomes independent and we take them into EU.
You fucking promise!?
I'll give you the fucking keys to Scotland, they're your problem now.
>Scotland votes to leave the UK in 2 years time.
>Doesn't get EU membership because it can't
>UK decides to have another EU Referendum a year later
>Rejoins EU
>Scotland have just been royally trolled and are now buttfucked.
I think a lot of these EU countries (ie Germany) fail to realize how much of a cesspit smack rat shithole Scotland actually is.
PLEASE take Scotland away from us. Please!!!
Let's clear this up:
SCOTLAND CAN'T VETO FUCK ALL
The referendum is not a devolved matter. They can vote against it but they can't legally veto anything.
>>78807869
>Additional funding for the NHS was cited as a reason for leaving by 80% of leave voters in exit polls.
This is a euphemism for kebab removal retard.
>>78808519
>Scotland votes to leave the UK in 2 years time.
It won't happen. This situation is being manipulated by opportunistic politicians attempting to gain slightly more power. It's extremely undemocratic to keep holding elections until you get the result you want.
>Doesn't get EU membership because it can't
I hope the Scots realise this. The EU won't take them. England sure as fuck won't be supporting them anymore. Unless they want to be a country whose only notable additions to the world is whiskey they will stay.
>UK decides to have another EU Referendum a year later
That will never happen. I have never been part of a riot in my life, though I have sympathized with some of them. I guarantee I will be part of one if the decide to do this again.
>Rejoins EU
Not a chance. The odds are another referendum will fail anyway.
>Scotland have just been royally trolled and are now buttfucked.
Scots don't see it this way though. They see the movie Braveheart and genuinely think England doesn't like them.
>>78806003
>>78808861
Yea, allowing Scotland to rule the UK would be retarded. Fuck those parasitic morons, they need to nuke their entire worthless country.
>>78805444
jesus christ, will the war just start already?
>>78806003
They're expensive. They want blackjack and hookers but you have to pay for the hookers and lend them money to play the blackjack table. And then they will still hate you
>>78809836
Ahh, I see you've met a Scot.
>>78805444
i fucking hate this bitch... she's my msp as well and has pretty much turned the area into a roma gypo ghetto. Completely incompetant and a fucking space cadet.
Who's up for Prima Nocta v2.0?
THIS IS BECAUSE THE EU TOLD THEM TO FUCK OFF AND SAID THEY CAN'T JOIN IF THEY BECOME INDEPENDENT
NOW THEY'RE THROWING A TANTRUM AND TRYING TO KEEP THE WHOLE UK IN
CHAV LESBIAN SCUM CAN GET FUCKED
>>78805444
1) Deport the London immigrants to Scotland.
2) Deport the loyalist Scots to London.
3) Rebuild Hadrian's Wall.
4) Forcibly eject Scotland from the Union.
>>78806003
And thus sending the signal to Bavaria, Catalonia, Basque and Flanders to seek independence themselves
>>78808058
Stfu Ching chong
I wonder who's gonna step up to lead the country and have the balls to actually invoke article 50. Cameron is a cunt for not doing it immediately before stepping down.
>>78810224
Yup i suspect you are right, im fucking ashamed to be scottish... all this temper tantrum bullshit being pushed on the news is a fucking embarrassment. Wish she would just go away.
>>78808058
You fell for the bait, mate.
>>78810463
BBC said he did it, almost immediately after the result.
Have you got a link saying he didn't?
>>78805444
>>78809149
I used to be sad about the thought of Scotland leaving the UK, but now I'm ready to help forge a few postal votes just to get them to fuck off.
But then it probably wouldn't stop. Scotland could have its independence, and the UK could build a wall and sturgeon would still be climbing the wall and trying to tell us all the things she's pissed about. Please god make it stop
I doubt the EU wants to take on a net loss country at this point. The next 3-4 years they are going to be too occupied with keeping the net positive countries they have. Which is going to be a huge challenge once everyone see the UK made the right decision to leave.
>>78810578
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/jun/26/who-will-dare-pull-trigger-article-50-eu
>When David Cameron delivered his resignation speech outside No 10 on Friday, he said he would leave the task of triggering article 50 of the Lisbon treaty – the untested procedure governing how an EU member state leaves the bloc – to his successor.
The successor doesn't exist yet and it hasn't been invoked and we have nobody to invoke it. We are stuck in fucking limbo.
>"You betrayed us you feg!"
>"No. You betrayed the Union and chose European overlord"
What if we do a petition for england and wales to vote on removing skirtland from the union?
>>78811219
We'll be giving them what they want? Besides it doesn't work like that.
How can they veto shit?
They have 5.3 million people total, from the turnout 62% wanted to remain.
Insignificant numbers.
>>78810998
Only until October. It'll take time to organize the exit plan anyway. Be patient.
>>78811219
They're Scots... Clearly they will vote against leaving the union. Are you new to the UK or something?
>>78811356
>We'll be giving them what they want?
then everybody wins.
>>78806983
u wan watch movie
>>78810998
Fuck...That's not until October.
I read some where they're thinking of holding a new general election in November, so they will probably delay it further.
>>78810224
Yep. And the rUK will have it. Fuck Scotland, honestly. Some people there are decent people but for the most part, it's a lefty hellhole.
>>78811453
Read the post again.
>What if we do a petition for england and wales to vote
>>78807869
Eh, we're not actually going to leave (willingly anyway) No one in the Tory party wants to hit the exit button, only way to get us out now is for Europe to find a way to force the issue.
>>78811446
Until October yes, which is plenty of time for the remainers to rally up and say "fuck democracy, we want another referendum"
>>78810670
england should have this bitch quartered
Why dont we just let Scotland back in the eu and they will smuggle the free trade they get back to us win win
>>78811442
They can't. EU doesn't want them anyway, and Article 50 supersedes anything they could push. It's a desperate old coot swimming against the tide, looking for anything to hold on to.
I don't know anything about Scotland. Why are they being such faggots about this? Why would they want to remain under the tyrannical open borders disaster of the EU?
>>78811673
Something smelly very fishy about all this. EU are already demanding we invoke article 50 but they can't force us to do it, the referendum isn't even binding until we do. It's a very scary situation we are in.
>>78808017
Since 300 years ago when they started the Union.
>>78811709
....and they would want to stay in their new referendum.
>>78811442
They could probably do it with 0 votes on their side at this point.
The liberals dont exactly have to be subtle about it anymore. It really just depends on whether or not they want to start a war.
Does Scotland even have any kind of industry to support itself? What about a military?
Isn't their national animal a fucking unicorn?
>>78811219
>"Let's destroy the union our people built and worked and died for because of a MP" the post.
You sound like a SNP shill lad.
>>78811991
It has some oil and that's about it. Can't exactly live off selling whisky and irn bru.
>>78807089
>They let muslims fuck their wives
We are 96% white. Any migrants have been majority Polish.
>>78811991
They think they have the North Sea oil reserve. They're wrong.
>>78811958
They are scared shitless that other countries will follow the UK's lead. Especially the ones paying more than what they receive back.
>>78811976
And they have already had their turn to vote. England and Wales haven't.
She even looks like Angela Merkel
>>78809979
They are Highland Jews.
>>78812008
>Lets go back to being happy, free and wealthy, like England and Wales were before we took on the debts of those degenerates 300 years ago.
>>78809617
They've tried. Many a' times. Still failed.
We did the same, we failed.
>>78812335
I think we've accidentally found the solution to the problem. Open the referendum to the entire UK. It's only fair, I mean Scotland leaving the UK would have an effect on it entirely.
>>78812635
Scot here.
i am looking forward to killing you alongside my british army m8s
>>78805444
We will not do that, it's just her trying to show the people that she supports them. Even if by some miracle this does happen the new PM will find a way around it.
>>78810251
Looks like you have a smashing plan, Tommy. Get to it and Godspeed you magnificent melanin-deficient Anglobro.
>>78812708
Scotland leaving wouldn't really impact us a great deal, But it would impact them massively.
>>78806003
England needs to build a wall around the haggisniggers
>>78812717
Keep dreaming skirtboy, I look forward to laughing at you when your commie whore leader starts making you wear make up along with your skirts.
>>78810670
Remember to draw first.
>>78805495
fuck you sweaty sock, you will all be crawling over the wall once the snp has fucked you all.
>>78812635
>Wales.
>Wealthy.
Jesus you are the biggest EU wealth fare whore beside Scotland.
Also without Scotland, England and Wales there would of been no Empire. Stop with the divide and conquer just because you don't like what a MP said.
>>78807869
When civil war comes lefties hang.
>>78806003
Then you regret it immensely after you they drain your dicks dry of any money you send to them and remain a shit hole.
Source: Friends with a few yanks who bitch about scots on a daily basis
>>78806003
Didn't they put up a huge fuss about leaving the UK, only to vote remain in the UK? Scotland can't even into independence.
>>78812466
Angie MacMerkle.
>>78812975
It would. We would lose a large part of our population.
>>78811911
It's the SNP throwing a tantrum. It's just David from England and Allan from Wales gettin pissy because of it.
I'm not well versed on British history, when did the Scottish become pussies?
>>78812717
Hi Scott, welcome to /pol/!
>>78805444
she will be assassinated if she does that, no joke
>>78813446
They've always been this way anon. It was always heritagefagging burgers who tried to state otherwise so they felt better about their 1/8 Scottish blood or whatever.
>>78813409
>I don't understand the majority wanted to stay.
>I only know about Scotland from Braveheart.
>>78813446
They want to join the EU and move to Germany for the better welfare system.
If the Scots don't want to stay, Germany can have them.
>>78813446
A.D. 1707.
>>78813446
They were always socialist pussies. Braveheart was pure propaganda, and they joined the union with massive debts, which their evil English oppressors paid off for them.
>>78805646
It's a city in Ireland IIRC.
>>78806983
Fuck I came here to post
>Holyrood
Asian Hollywood?
>>78813411
And that's a bad thing?
>>78805444
I swear if the SNP either fuck our Brexit or spilt up the UK, I'm fucking moving to England.
>>78814022
Yes, to some. It would have an effect on the whole UK therefore the whole UK should decide.
If you don't have lips you shouldn't be allowed to take any decisions. The life this witch must've led.
>>78807038
And yours is? don't forget who controls you, Nazi.
>>78811073
If only anon.
Highland loyalist shitposting partisan reporting in.
>>78813661
Nobody gives a fuck about your irrelevant fucking asses.
You're just a shitty province in bongistan full of alcoholic welfare queens in skirts.
>>78814272
Give the instructions for a car bomb and it will be done.
>>78814099
Don't worry, EU ministers are already kek'ing themselves and telling Sturgeon to fuck off. She's just throwing her toys out of the pram because she didn't get what she wanted. People are just humouring her right now until they get bored of her shit.
Also you're welcome here anytime.
Meh all this talk of a brexit veto by bull dyke sturgeon is a tantrum because the eu have clearly told her to fuck off because really scotland is small fry and it declaring independence and rejoining the eu would spark more revolt within the bloc. Shes basicly at the captains door frantically trying to bust it open before the plane hits the mountain. Sad really.
>>78814272
>someone somewhere finds this attractive
>>78805444
Argh women in politics was a fucking terrible idea, feels over reason every damn time.
>>78805444
Willam Wallace would facepalm so hard because of 62% of Scotts and kill himself along with two guys standing behind him in the process.
>>78814370
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_inventions_and_discoveries
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:American_inventions
Yes. Irrelevant.
>>78814605
Nope. Maybe jamal but then again blacks aint human.
>>78814605
lol yeh this bald cunt.
>>78810670
This is enough to invalidate anything this twisted liberal has to say
>>78805444
Constitution experts have already pointed out their delusions. They have no powers whatsoever to block Brexit.
>>78806003
How do you plan to do that if Spain will veto it?
get your shit together asian Hollywood
>>78814939
The sad thing is, she's caked in makeup too.
Would not like to wake up to this.
>>78814272
>brit genetics
Something's happening on that island folks
>>78815202
There is something going on here. 50% look like fuckin shit, the other 50% look decent. It's chavs, they are inbreds.
>>78805444
>tfw shitty little scotland blackmails mighty england into staying cucked
>>78806003
Also Belgium will veto it.
btw...Fuck your disgusting EUSSR aka MerkelReich.
>>78814939
she's gay
he's a beard
>>78811911
Because they get working eastern euros. Whats wrong with the EU again?
>>78805444
Genocide when?
>>78815202
She was mixed race.
>>78807869
95% of /pol/ don't actually have any real political beliefs, they just want to see the biggest "happening" and generally be edgy contrarians.
>>78814682
>Willam Wallace
Scotland needs a new William Wallace.
Anyone of you drunk batstards willing to follow the footsteps of Tommy Mair?
I'm looking at you, football* hooligans. We are all questioning your manhood.
(*= it's really soccer you fairy twats. Be a man for once.)
>>78805444
This does not actually work like that.
>>78806003
>come on Scotland, come inside my house
>>78815714
B-but gas the kikes r-race war now?
>>78807869
>retracts the false claim
literally an incorrect interpretation by the media, he never actually said £350m would go to the NHS. the leave campaign did LITERALLY nothing wrong
>Daniel Hannan retracts the false claim that leaving the EU will drastically reduce immigration into Britain. Exit polling shows this was the second most cited reason for leaving.
see above, it was never explicitly stated, the fact that people interpreted it this way is their own fault. for another example of people misinterpreting policy, see the election of blair and new labour.
>S&P, the only rating agency still giving the UK a AAA credit rating, confirms it has placed that rating under review for downgrade.
so? everybody knew there would be instability following this result. there is nothing for anyone outside of finance to be worried about here, actually a weak pound benefits our manufacturing sector. sadly it will rise back to what it was over the next few months, it could have seriously aided our exports market.
>Scots will likely vote on dismembering the UK in a few years, leading to more uncertainty and economic turmoil.
by scots, you mean the SNP who are having a tantrum right now because they are trying not to face up to the fact they have no influence over the direction of the UK. scotland is not going anywhere, which is unfortunate for england as we'd like to see them go and collapse under their own weight, the scots enjoy entertaining the notion that they could survive without us and it gets very tiring.
>>78806003
pfft i doubt it faggot we dont want your shite sausages they aint even square and your beer is shite.
We should let them leave and then annex them into England as a refund for that fucking loan we gave when they wanted to start their own empire.
>>78816323
I found a place in England that does square slice.
I no longer need Scotland anymore.
(We will take the Glenfiddich brewery too for your cheek)
>>78807869
Because the EU is a shitshow and needs to be destoryed? Short term economic turbalance is a easy price to pay to shit all over the dream of a european federation that they have been pushing.
>>78816822
You've tried that many a' times. You failed.
>>78814682
He died for this shit
>>78805444
>Nicola Sturgeon says something
>people either ignore her or laugh
Business as usual
>>78810670
>she wants to re-join the EU because they have more 'refugees' that she can fill Scotland with
>>78811958
>>78811673
even Boris probably doesn't actually want to leave the EU. you've been had m9s
>>78815202
Galapagos Syndrome, mayne.
>>78808519
55% voted NO to independance. There is no reason that number has changed. If anything it will grow once the UK has invoked article 50 and they are firmly out of the EU.
Even fucktarded 3rd generation bog trotter SNP voters will understand Scotland cannot survive on its own.
>>78805839
This
Anyone who knows a little about history knows when you ignore the will of the people bad things happen. It won't start as all of a sudden a army forks but it will start with more assassinations. Then the far right parties will say that the current parliament members are elitists who don't care about the people.
>>78813409
They wanted to leave the UK in order to stay in the EU. That's why liberals wanted it to happen it was a giant socialist jerkfest.
WHEN?
>>78807195
What would be an even worse result for Scotland would be if they were not allowed into the EU.
>>78814454
> 12" length of steel pipe with threaded ends and caps
> Bag of potassium nitrate (fertilizer) found at any garden centre
> Icing Sugar
> Heat the potassium nitrate on teh stove, but keep an eye on it and don't let it boil over as it burns very hot.
> Add in 1/8 Icing sugar and stir
> Poor brown sludge into the pipe capped on one end
> From an only hobby shop get some "Estes" ignitors for model rockets
> Extend the wires a few feet to hook to a 12v source on the car
> Drill hole in 1 cap feed the ignotor though and push down into the sludge
> Screw cap on
> Seal hole with gum or silicone RTV
> Add a big fucking magnet to the pipe with zip ties or epoxy
> Place under car near petrol tank
> Splice wires into the wires of the fuel pump or tail lights
> Ignition on
> ???????
> Win
>>78805839
No, they certainly will not.
I'll make sure of that.
Scotland is mine not some upper middle class, raised in a bubble of plenty,fish-woman's.
Ever noticed how she talks?
That's her trying to act like she's working class.
She learned that at Uni. In her gender studies.
It's like listening to a bad impersonation of Tommy Sheridan doing his bad impression of Sean Connery.
The people have spoken.
Democracy has spoken
We want out of Europe and if that hackit faced spoilt bitch Sturgeon causes any trouble then I'll report her for Treason and inciting Terrorism.
Fifth Columnists should be identified and prosecuted.
Be careful fish-woman.You too fish-man.
>>78824432
I like you.
