So I opened up the charts to see the pre market futures and well.... I think you should all take a look.
http://money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
Every day for the past 11 years, I’ve stuck $30 dollars in pennies up my ass. I use them for everything: cab rides, movie theater, groceries.
>>78774401
dumbass that was from friday
That’s a lot of ass pennies I’ve got out there my friend. And here’s where the magic comes in: When I meet with someone who intimidates me, who put me on edge, a real hard-ass, I just think to myself they’ve probably handled one of my ass pennies. In fact they probably have one in their pocket right then. That just seems to give me the upper hand. I mean, hey, I haven’t touched anything that was in their ass.
Crashing this economy... WITH NO SURVIVORS
I've been sticking $30 dollars in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That’s 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that’s 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies have been in my ass! You think you’re better than me? Oh, you’re not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with.
>>78774447
Incorrect, this was Friday
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>>78774549
>and they say shills don't exist
>>78774401
BURRRRRRRRN, BABY, BURN!
>>78774401
It appears Papa Soros is going to give the world a good ole shag
How does one prepare for this shit?
>>78774891
We don't. /biz/ is in absolute denial and are certain that the markets will "correct" themselves after a day or two when there isn't as much as a UK deal draft in writing yet.
It's ogre for all of us, but /pol/ will be the only ones celebrating.
>>78775531
Hmmm... I guess it's time to bring back the ol Market Watch Threads.
>>78774401
So? Either buy or sell and make yourself some money if you want.
how do you want your global economy senpai
>>78775531
It will take a few months to a year idiot but it's the survival of one of the world's most important and influential countries to ever exist so i think we can endure for a little while longer.
>>78776344
JUST CRASH MY SHIT UP
when do i Buy /pol/ ?
i want to buy at the lowest point for the best profits.
>>78776345
>he doesn't know about the economic bubble
>>78775531
Eurozone gonna be dead soon. This is just one of the initial cracks. Watch for European banks to start going tits up.
>>78776609
It's cool man, we can just lower interest rates
>>78776485
It's hard to tell, you can either profit or catch a falling knife
>>78776697
We'll bail out Greece, and make GREECE pay for it!
>>78776818
I bought puts on Friday, should've bought more I guess. I'm pretty confident of Dow 1600 will happen in the next few months, just based on that's how low we went during the troubles earlier this year. Not sure if it will crash through that or not.
People are saying buy gold/silver? I might do that Monday. I don't think it's gonna "just come back in a couple of days" kind of surprised at how easily people on /biz/ and other investment sites are taking it. I think people in high places are caught off-guard and slow to react as they didn't see it coming.
It's not just the impact on Britain which as people are saying doesn't have any direct, immediate impact, but with the already-existing problems in Deutsche Bank and reaction from Asia along with there being no real solution to the problems of earlier this year or even 2008, this could set some things off.
But the denial / lack of preparation means if it is going to be a big deal, we have some time to make moves. What are the moves other than buying metals or just shorting indexes?
Thread theme : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
>>78777215
Didn't Soros just buy a ton of gold and a silver mine?
"Economic growth"
"Market trust"
>>78775531
Do we even care about corporations? Who needs them exploiting and spreading corruption?
I see here only opportunists for small businesses. Isn't it what free market wants?
>>78774401
QUICK I HAVE $70K AND HAVE BEEN AWAY FOR AA MONTH WITH NO ACCESS TO MY MONEY OR NEWS
NOW I SEE THE ENTIRE WORLD OF FINANCE GOING DOWN THE CRAPPER AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO
DO I BUY OR SELL AND WHAT DO I BUY
>>78778678
nothing yet, this is only the beginning
>>78778678
a treasure chest full of silver coins
>>78778678
Buy some guns, legally or illegally and store them away.
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>>78774549
Wow, didn't think there would be another coinass out there. Good to know I have bros around the world.
>>78778678
Donate it to your nearest refugee center you racist
