india vs mexico. who would win, /pol/?
>>78767831
mexico
>>78767831
2020 super power
>Mexico
>An eagle devouring a snake
>India
>Literally an anus
India
poo in loos
>>78767866
>>78767831
India
Mexican navy,and air-force are a joke.
I believe Mexico does not even have a tank...
DONT LET IS FUCKING SLIDE>>78765372
>>78767831
The waters of Mexico would be nothing for the Poo hardened Indians.
>>78767831
Mexico, because we'd inevitably back them. Wars near us aren't very good. But we'll have the wall in a few years, so in a few years when we have the wall, probably India because they have the sheer manpower.
>>78767831
India
they would cover mexico with poo
>nukes
>space program
>larger military
India would literally poo all over mexico and build a wall out of it.
India has an elite diaspora that if returned could tip the scales , but that would mean getting them to care about hindu-nuthins , which would be pretty tough considering how fast they fled that shithole when given the chance
india btfo's mexican visotors with poo inhalation infections.
>>78767831
the world
>>78768275
how bad is the poo problem in India, please give me the truth.
>>78767831
But whom would rape who?
>>78767831
India, they overrun our population by 10X.
Also, they can easily cover in poo all of our cities.
>>78767831
I would love to see both counties kill each other while america steps in and takes the land.
>>78768275
Seeing your flag I believe you but you know the rules about time stamps.
>>78768800
Well I was born in canada but I had recently went back to india last year for a wedding of some relative my family knows. I don't know about other parts of India I'm punjabi and come from a sikh family. But I got to see different religions of India and it's mostly in the rural parts of India and not so much in the cities. But ppl (poor ppl mainly) take shits in public. It's pretty bad problem. I'm sure other parts of India are even worse. It wasn't as bad in the north as the southern regions. Maybe bcuz south has a denser population
>>78767831
You guys don't understand. Mexico has almost no military. I'm serious, just look at Wiki.
India is no superpower, but they're as prepared to eliminate Mexico as we're prepared to eliminate China.
Don't forget that Mexico will have the advantage of having a giant, massive wall along its northern border.
>>78769116
A HUGE Wall.
>>78767866
Madness, India's military would steam roll mexico's.
>>78769116
The wall is good, as it will save America from the incoming poo flood.
>>78767831
too much poo poo to handle for mexico
>>78769098
not a superpower but they still have one of the best militaries in the world. top 10 arguably.
>>78769208
>Implying that Mexico has an army
>>78767831
Poo hands down
>>78769071
thanks, i knew this is an over exaggerated /pol/ meme.
India would consume Mexico like it was a giant piece of naan bread.
>>78769052
Here's your time stamp
Good god, I am getting nauseous just imagining the smell of sweaty beaners and dot heads fighting...
>>78768275
get the fuck out of Canada
>>78767831
why would mexico fight us?
unless they want their throat choked by shit.
>>78769361
I would pack my lunch and watch it go down. Maybe the war will make Mexican Americans go down south and fight for their homeland.
>>78769432
everyone in canada is an immigrant except the natives, accept the natives. Its a sad truth.
>>78769296
One thing you've to consider is that the one who replied to you was a tourist. Probably he stayed here for a few days and most of the time relatives here would only take you to the nicer places. That's not representative of the actual situation. Statistically speaking only 46% of Indian households have toilets so yeah pol is right, it is a big problem here.
>>78767831
id say its a toss up. Mexican cartels would have more combat experience to a degree. However, India has them outmatched in terms of number if the civilians are involved.
>>78769296
Probably kerala will be the first free from open defecation considering they have a better hdi unlike the rest of india
>>78767831
We talkin war or diarrhea?
>>78769260
Lol, I guess they would not have to send their military. They could just send their boat breakers and all of mexico would be turned into valuable scrap material within a year.
>>78767831
India would have them eating shit tacos by sundown.
>>78769432
>mfw when a cuck tells me to leave his country when you allowed me to enter it
I ain't leaving no time soon billy
>>78767974
>India
>Literally an anus
I can't unsee. fucking kek
>>78767974
>>78767831
INDIA SUPRA POWAH BY 2020!
>>78769561
This, only took me to the nicer parts of India. Got to see a lot of national forest and Alot of beauty of the country but they didn't show me the bad parts of the country like the slums and etc.
NEITHER!
They both TOOK OUR JOBS!
>>78769809
why would your relatives take you to slums?
>>78767831
My name is Juan Juanito. It was July 33rd, 2017. I was knee-deep in the poo-swamps of india. There was a man camped out in a cave made of entirely of hardened poo. He had a firehose that shot liquid diahhrea straight from the anus of a man being fed the spiciest of curries. The spicy diahhrea rained down on our poo-trench for days. I began to get trench foot standing in waist-high liquid poo. It was a terrible time.
>>78769561
but how bad is it? Give me an idea about it. I have never been there. Is it all about dot headed people and poverty?
>>78770045
Lol I was talking about our tour guides when we went. But I only stayed for a short while in india
>>78769806
So butthurt that you are buying two brand new frigates from them?
>>78770106
It's pretty bad, no other way to put it.
>>78769806
says the filipino? i live in saskatchewan and i see your kind here daily. they tell me stuff about their homeland and by their account i do not think it is any better if not worse.
and do the phillippines have an army at all?
>>78769709
Canada has a history of loving all Indians.
>>78768005
In a militaristic stance, India would win. They have nukes
Through the eyes of the /pol/ack, Mexico would make India poo until no tomorrow because they would invade that smelly shit hole and claim it theirs, wave the Mexican flag around and protest until Mexico traded places with India. Indians taking Mexican jobs, and Mexicans taking Indian jobs. Basically the world will forever smell of pupu and taco.
>>78770423
>america education at its finest
Native American can trace their genetics back to Siberia. So technically Canada just killed a bunch of people who came from Siberia to North America before the Europeans came on ships.
>>78767974
>>78767974
KEK
you win
>>78769748
BELIEVE
>>78770961
>>78769748
Forgot trip...
>>78770961
>>78771010
TOPKEK
>>78771010
Fucking kek'd
>>78771146
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>>78767831
Who would win at what? pic related.
>>78772163
Jesus fucking christ india, why do you have so many people, what the fuck.
>>78767831
India have one of the largest army in the world.
Mexico can't do shit.
>>78769545
>nation of immigrants meme
Kill yourself faggot.
Who would win, Lesotho or Cyprus?
>>78769098
Searched Mexican military, our Land forces are bigger than their Land, Navy and Air force.
>>78768005
dont spread your ignorance, we do have tanks:
>>78776487
what is this 1945?
>>78770106
>>78770255
You won't see in well developed and rich areas. It was pretty much bad a few years ago but you can't see it as a problem from 11 am to the next morning. You can see lot of people shitting in open in slums, on railway tracks or forested areas during early morning. The latest UN reports say that India has cut down it open defecation by 31%(It was 58% before). But I don't know how much of that is true as I don't get out much these days.
>>78776828
our tank would fuck you so hard while you are pooing, you would never recover.
>>78767831
India actually has an army since they're always at Pakistan's throat. What does Mexico have?
>>78776487
Does your army have saxophone players. Thats so cool.
Mexico > India anyway.
Just clean up Mexico City and you'll be on your way.
>>78777123
>Does your army have saxophone players. Thats so cool.
We play the saxophone to keep our tank confy.
>>78777078
>What does Mexico have?
A tank that is so powerful we do not let it touch the ground.
What does Finland have?
>>78767831
If Mexicans give Indians diarrhea through bad tacos, will it make them weaker or stronger?
>>78776487
But that's an american M5 Light Tank that wasn't good even in its better days.
Don't you guys just buy armored cars from jews and frogs and call them tanks nowadays?
In Decency: Mexico. In war: Poo.
>>78777369
A new race of Australians would be born that day.
>>78777026
We will be waiting.
>>78776487
>>78777026
my bad i got the year wrong>>78776568
it is 1941–1944
off by one kek
India. A lot more population and there's more people from India within striking distance of Mexico.
>>78774223
large fresh water reserves
>>78777732
Are the tanks sitting on taco diarrhoea?
>>78777123
>>78777313
Bitch please, step up the game.
>>78767831
wtf is that question
kill urself retard
>>78777732
>India has more tanks in a border exercise than the entirety of Mexico's forces
>mexico WW2 murica tanks vs india coldwar+ shit
>>78777934
We have enough diarrhea, and we will be giving it back to Mexicans.
>>78778273
> Here we see the famous india rape gang in formation
There main defense is throwing acid in teenage girls
Both are shitholes.
No matter whichever wins, nothing of value would be lost.
>>78767831
Win what?
A contest of the worst shithole?
I feel like the cartel would be Mexico's best defensive system
>>78776487
that's an old US tank...there are US citizens that collect them for fun.
how embarrassing
>>78778409
On* Come on Burger, I didn't expect shitty grammar from you.
>>78777732
Bitch, what are those pieces of shit in the photo? see pic related, we have had our own tanks since before you were an independent nation,
>>78778694
it is not a US tank.
It is a Mexican tank.
>>78779087
You got Independence in 1824, we got it in 1947 and still you are no way near our military capabilities. Our Parades have more tanks than your nation and also, we have been fighting wars before your whole continent was discovered by the Europeans.
>>78779087
Don't worry Mexico,
Indians are more interested in arranging their army in a nice hierarchy and ensure every level has its own job title and won't do anything until the daily Kanban session.
Once shot from your tank will send them into disarray.
India because pooinloos make better food.
>>78779446
>you are no way near our military capabilities.
Of course not. We exceed you in every respect, exept, of course, in loosing tanks to the mudslimes (pic related).
>>78772163
do most indians don't drive cars? why is their consumption of oil almost on part with ours?
>>78779885
jokes on the pakis because those were designated shitting tanks
>>78779712
>>78779712
Of course, maybe we wont even need to send our tank, maybe they drown in their own poo, or at least poo their own equipment until rendered useless (pic related) before we reach the battlefield.
>>78777915
Like ganges?
>>78779885
>>78780224
There were 225 Indian tanks and 150 Porki tanks fighting in that battle, even the sum of both won't stand near 600 tanks.
We lost that battle but we won that 1965 war.
Also the second time 1971 war, we won that in 12 days.
Pic related.
>>78767831
Literally everyone else
>>78767974
>poo in loo
>anus flag
wew
>>78772163
What's (((Merchant Marine Strength)))
>>78780664
How hard the jews pull for you when asked by their reptilian overlords.
>>78780359
>We lost that battle but we won that 1965 war.
>Also the second time 1971 war, we won that in 12 days.
Congratulations. That little war has in no way prepared you to face us.
look: some indian tanks, both crews have fainted from the fear of facing us in war.
Man Power wise India would win,
Navy probably Mexico
Armed forces
Mexico has been cucked by America and basically just has a self defense army like Japan
India because of territorial desputes with Pakistan and China their army would be more fit for battle.
Once again because Mexico has been cucked by America Mexico only uses Nuclear power for Industry unlike India which again her rivals also have Nukes.
Mexico doesn't have tanks but it does have AFVs from France
And most of their Weapons are French,German,American so it has a Modern inventory.
Mexico's Navy is made up of Foreign built Israeli,Swedish,American,Dutch,Spanish,British Ships.
Mostly Brown water Navy ships with a few Blue water navy ships
But honestly look at this
http://www.globalfirepower.com/countries-comparison-detail.asp?form=form&country1=mexico&country2=india&Submit=COMPARE
>>78777777
>>78778484
Says the generation of zika infested retard
Don't worry you monkeys will declare economic emergency like your city rio after 2 months
>>78781369
>>7877777
The Mexican Government keeps the Army small for 2 reasons
American Intervention in Rearming, this would make Mexico look like Germany when it remiliterized the Rhineland so Mexico doesn't want to look Hostile.
Mexican Government is Afraid of a Military Coup d'etat.
>>78776487
m8 that looks like one of those elaborate chinese firecrackers
india would fucking destroy us, we depend on the burgers too much
We would shit all over Mexico and win.
Jokes aside but if Mexico has no alliance India can take Mexico in a week.
>>78781307
Mexico doesn't even have a navy. India has warship mexico has coast guards.
At the end of the day india has nukes mexico doesn't
>>78781034
We have enough fire power + Man power to destroy you. We are one of the best military in the world.
>>78781307
We are the 3rd largest arms importer and buyer, We buy new generation weapons from you, France, Israel, Japan, Italy and Russia. We make new generation weapons on our own and with Russia and Israel as partners. I know you think we are way behind at everything and have probably ww2 weapons but its not the case. We are neighbors with Pakistan and China, we won't be able to survive with those low tech weapons. No matter how shitty we are as people, our army and special forces are one of the best in the world.
>>78770309
Last time I read about Philippines air force they are using korean trainer jets but without missiles or even ammo for the jet's gun.
>>78767831
Mexico
>>78782335
Is it bad if I want one for meme potentials?
>>78768800
It's a problem. But not to the point as described by /pol/. It's worse in certain areas where people are dirt poor.
>>78781821
Pretty Much, this.
Mexico is too dependant on America.
Mexico has to Modernize it's army.
Or Get a head of the Game and Have superior fire power like MBTs with 105cm , or 125cm, or 152cm cannon, A minigun with .308 or 40mm Borfors to shoot down Helicopters. And Howitzer 777 Artillery Pieces. Maybe build Battleships and BattleCrusiers, or Carriers. But The government is too cuck for a Military industrial complex and Mexico is too afraid of Joining Nato as well.
>>78781979
Yeah like I said Brown water navy, Gunboats, Patrol ships.
>>78782335
That's assigned to Infrastructure Security Force and Railway Security Force which are like security guards for metro stations and railways. Do some research.
How many Indians die with one Mexican punch? 10-20?
>>78782867
>Railway Security Force
>>78782867
>Infrastructure Security Force
>>78782914
Literally you don't even your Army's relative strength it's always Bravado with you Mexicans.
>>78782867
Are they made of low quality plastic too?
>>78781821
>We would shit all over Mexico and win.
Hands down India would win.
>>78782798
We have the fastest Anti-Ship cruise missile in the world collectively made by India and Russia. Bramhos missile. Its second varaint in development will be able to reach mach 7. We also have become the world's only Airforce to induct Cruise missiles on Air Crafts.
And I'm not even trying to hate on Mexico. I'm just looking at the Facts.
>>78783112
>>78783075
We don't allow gay people join military. Not everyone can have a gay force like Mexico.
>>78783150
We buy them and they are not. Not everyone is bankrupt like you Greece.
>>78783150
God that camo pattern. It looks like spots of diarrhea, in all different possible chromatic variants, floating in a puddle of piss. India, you never fail to amuse me.
>>78769242
It's funny I work with almost 100% group of Mexibros..... The ones that don't speak English keep getting in trouble for pissing and shitty in hiding spots. One English speaking Mexibro told me the non integrated ones aren't used to bathrooms and the etiquette that we r
>>78783541
When are you making pizza's for us?
>>78767831
You're setting up a battle between a people whos major food stuff is beans, against a people who openly shit in the street.
Their going to mix, even just a little, then it'll be anudda shoah.
>>78783686
Mainly because they would be from the south literally cancerous Jungle full of Mayan scum. Literally just Genocide them already.
>>78768005
malinchista sucking on that /pol cock pathetic
>>78783857
Mexico is a Whitesink. It literally still has an unspoken Caste system. Many represented people in Mexican Media is Castizo or white, or European I don't think they would mix well. And Plus Mexico has Orientalphobia, and has a Immigration Quota when it comes to Asianitc Races exempting the Japanese becuase Mexico sees them as the Only Asians worth Having,
Thank the Meiji Restoration.
>>78767831
Apoomic bomb designating the whole mexican capital.
>>78781821
>We would shit all over
It's what you do best
>>78767831
messihole has better food.
>>78770309
Canadians are always salty fucks about flips.
Oh wait, canada is literally china
India has nukes and aircraft carriers. Mexico has drug cartels and is already a battleground.
Literally they call any Asian, Chino-Japones. Even if the are neither from China or Japan.
>>78767974
Fucking kek
>>78783707
As soon as you give back our marines.
>>78784315
>World's most famous shitters - India
>World's loo equivalent - Mexico
>India vs Mexico
Mfw we will finally poo in the loo.
>>78784451
We did.
/thread
>>78768275
Like we would let India nuke mexico kek no one is dropping a nuke that close to us without us getting involved.
>>78784375
oh shit my family had a few different flip maids back when I was just a wee lad
I'd honestly give you guys about a 6.5, maybe 7/10 - few bumps along the way, generally pretty good with kids and quick with the dishes. I gotta say I wasn't impressed with the cooking though. Who fucks up chicken fingers?
I'm going to the wedding of one of them next month, I'll say hi for you
>>78784614
Mexico has a tenth of the population of India
>>78784614
Oh look another economic wizards who think GDP is a good way to measure stuff. Bet you're an EU economics specialist also.
>>78784789
>>78784854
Filthy peasants can't into slavery.
>>78772163
All that hardware needs oil, and messihole has twice as much, so messihole would win if they don't get taken out in a blitzkrieg. Messihole wins if they do rope a dope, poo in the loos win if they go in fast.
>m3 Stuart is not a US made tank
>>78781034
>mexico's army is a glorified federal police force
yes Indians are not prepared to fight a federal police force!
It doesn't matter how much bigger the Indian military is.
Mexico at least has a reasonably modern wastewater infrastructure.
I the Indian soldiers would just be standing around with their jaws on the floor looking at all the loos.
The Mexicans would mow them down.
Mexico wins, no contest.
But when it come to Special Forces Mexico would win.
The F.E.S is trained with the Navy Seals and has a very Specialized Marine Corps, which unlike their American Counterparts is train for being Mariners and Infantry.
The Airforce is also Winrar, Mexico fought in The Pacific Theater with America.
And has very modern Jets from America,Switzerland and Has UAVs, from Hydra Technologies Mexico
>>78784227
>go to Chinese restaurant in USA
>eat free cause my grandpa help the chink get citizenship in mehico
>>78785160
Mexico's Army IS a glorified police force!
And not an a military police either.
Obviously mehico. They just have to convert their drug mules into c4 mules.
>>78785194
>>78785160
We have nuclear ICBMs, we don't even need to land in Mexico.
>>78785285
Indian Special forces specially the MARCOS are also one of the best in the world and they hold regular exercises with Navy Seals. Also IAF is the 7th strongest Air force in the world and there is no Mexico in top 7.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_Forces_of_India
>>78786138
why are you quoting me poo in loo i thought you knew English
>>78784617
Yeah, cuz where else would we get tons and tons of human garbage from?
>>78784789
*for now.
>>78786450
>mfw those degenerates wave my flag
>>78767831
Mexico's missiles can reach India within seconds.
Shit wont be the only thing falling from the sky on India on the first day of war.
>>78786303
he is right tho it a huge security hole If Mexico is already bad when it has pseudo government imagine it when it collapse or is strained ,and put in disarray.Not to mention a nuke entering North American airspace
>>78786138
>We have nuclear ICBMs
Yeah but they're all smeared with poo.
Good luck with the telemetry, they'll probably just crash into the ocean.
>>78776487
We have the same one sitting on our local park.
>>78767831
>Mexican food gives diarrhea
>Poo in the loo won't survive
>Mexico send hundred of thousand pounds of Mexican food to India as "Aid" to the poors
>India literally flood their street with shit, wipe out the entire country in a shit tsunami
>Mexico starve to death
>Mexico move to America
>>78787252
We placed a satellite in Martial Orbit in out first try, so I would say that our telemetry is far good than them.
>>78787165
How? The difference between Mexico and India is 15000+ km, how are you gonna cover that within seconds you dumb shit.
>>78767974
kek
>>78768275
Good morning fellow bramptonian
