>out with friends
>vibing with girl
>she brings up politics
>anxiety kicks in
>asks what I watch and read
>Stutter about and say a few things about alternative media.
>"ooh I really think you'd like John Oliver"
>Leave
I need the blue pill. Fuck all of you.
>I need the blue pill
Having trouble keeping it up mate?
>>78763285
nycfag here. Red pilled girls exist even in the most liberal of strongholds.
>bringing your dildo out with friends
#justberenstainthings
>>78765809
Why even live, can you even afford the bus to Nexit the town?
>>78763285
>>78763285
You gotta convert them. Like a prophet. THE PROPHET OF KEK
>>78763285
>not telling her it's current year of course I've heard of john oliver and then getting oliver clothesoff
>>78764065
Austria truly has the best banter, far better then that of the leaf
>>78764065
You Austrians are something else. FPBP
>>78766342
>Austria
kek
>>78763285
>Not just saying "christ no, he's an unfunny braindead twat"
Grow some balls sunshine. Either she'll be attracted because you've actually got a spine and contrary to feminist dross, women actually like men who aren't a doormat. Or she's too brainwashes in which case, go and find another vagina elsewhere. It's not bloody hard.
>>78766342
Yes, Austrians are the best.
>>78763285
Did she tell you what year it is?
>>78764065
top lel
>>78766564
>women actually like men who aren't a doormat
truth
>>78764065
Kek-a-doodle-do
>>78766342
I love Austria, yeah, their flag does look like ours turned on its side without a leaf, I never noticed that. Thanks for pointing it out.
>I MEAN COME ON
>>78763285
Couldn't you have just calmly and lucidly explained why you disagree with John Oliver, why you find his mannerisms inane and intolerable, and offer insight?
I mean, shit man, what's the worst that could happen? She finds out that you're not a leftist fucking shit?
Don't squander opportunities like that! Practice or study or do whatever you've got to, but when someone is consciously bringing up political matters, you've got to do your best to make your stand.
I'm in a pseudoscience major at university, somewhat surrounded by those on the far-left. I've certainly disagreed with these people, but I've never had any of them get straight triggered or even very mad.
Work on your diplomacy, lad!
>>78764065
Best bantz
>>78766242
Reply of the year nominee
>not lying and proceeding to have Alex with liberal girls
M8 u gotta learn to hatefuck. Sleeping with the enemy feels so good. I love coming in liberal girls all the while thinking to myself that they would flip if they knew what I really believed. The best is being a devote Christian and fucking atheist or Jewish girls.
>>78763285
>asks what I watch and read
>Stutter about and say a few things about alternative media.
should've said you get all your news from the onion and those cartoons in the newspaper. Real reputable sources. Bitches don't want a straight, honest answer because it makes them figure you out sooner and get bored of you
>>78763285
Capitalism unrestrained has caused horrible things like the industrial revolution, meritocracy is king and in order to preserve it we require initiatives to give the poor the chance to compete with the rich.
>>78768821
Its 1939
>>78768821
It's 1488
>>78764065
God damnit, Australia.
>>78765809
where at? is it true that Manhattan has a lot of conservatives?i live here in NYC as well but pretty anti social
>oliver clothesoff
>>78768900
>>78768988
>>78764065
thanks for the kek senpai
>>78764065
First Bantz Best Bantz
>>78763285
heres the kicker-
they purposely sent her to you specifically based on the websites you visit and your youtube history
>these bluepilled faggots actually thought that a hipster slut just fell from the sky right next to them
merely coincidence right?
>>78768622
Why does this webm have sound?
>>78769538
fucking newfag
>>78769581
Hey its not my fault. Ive tried posting webms before and they wont let me post them because of sound.
>>78769659
Have you visited boards such as:
>>>/gif/
>>>/wsg/
You can post webms with sound there. If you want to share webms with sound in other boards; open the link its posts webm link, and paste it in another board.
>>78764065
thanks
>>78769863
So if i wanted to share a webm that i have then i have to first post it in >>>/gif/ or >>>/wsg/ and then copy and paste the webm link here?
>>78770195
Yes, that is correct.
>>78770445
k ty
>>78764065
>>78763285
You just gotta keep swallowing them. It gets easier if you keep doing it.
>>78764065
(You)'ve earned this
>>78766141
I agree. Those bitches should be following you not the other way around.
He should have immediately told her that John Oliver is a massive faggot.
