Can't think of a less inspiring or less inconsequential election. Pretty sure Australia is fucked either way.
Who are you gonna waste your vote on?
Did it yesterday m80.
Early vote is best vote.
>>78746241
I have literally no idea who the candidates are because Australia is pretty much irrelevant, but you're still part of the Anglosphere so I guess I ought to at least try to care.
Who is running and who is best?
>>78746241
Can the Aussies here give a rundown of the candidates and their party?
>>78746241
>Pretty sure Australia is fucked either way.
Ausfailia will be fucked the moment the Chinks decide to pull their money out of the housing market there. Then it will be race with Cucanda to see who will be the brokest.
>>78747283
Ausfailia will be fucked the moment the Chinks decide to pull their money out of the housing market there.
I'm kinda intrigued to see what happens when this occurs but I get the impression that's still a few years away.
>>78747980
Mad Max?
It'd be pretty fun to see an entire continent turned into a death rally. I hope it's televised.
AMEP, Shooters and Fishers. Pretty much the only parties that I know exist and don't hate right now.
>>78748147
Would make a game show out of it.
Whoever is the best gets good supplies
My vote for Senate:
1. One Nation
2. Democratic Labor Party
3. Australian Liberty Alliance
4. Christian Democratic Party
5. Family First
6. Rise Up Australia Party
>>78747283
>>78747980
We need to pop the housing bubble and suffer the consequences now rather then letting it grow even worse. The young are locked out of the market lest we become mortgagecucks who will get fucked when the bubble does burst, or rent forever.
Trying to learn how to preserve what little assets I've earnt up till now when the SHTF
>>78749424
What's One Nations stance on LGBT? Their policies seem appealing but I can't find anything on the gays.
>>78746241
>>78749972
So heres a hypothetical, where will you put your money other than housing where you wont get fucked up the ass by tax?
Remembering you have already paid tax on your earnings before you invested the money anyway, so its effectively taxing your after tax income again.
>Business? Nope huge failure rate.
>Superannuation? Yeah right..you can really trust the government not to pillage that before you get old
>Shares? Aaaand its gone..
>Bank? Yes Mr Anon heres your 1% interest
House prices are so fucked because the rest of the places you can place your money have allready felt the loving acid spewing barbed wire cock of government over-regulation and taxation.
>>78750757
You're right.
I don't know what to do with my savings other than to park it in the highest interest rate account I could find (3%), but that's just beating inflation.
Maybe get into the gold bullion meme to hedge against instability? Fuck if I know.
>>78746241
vote for the white male
>>78752181
It seems like there's no way to get ahead if you're not already wealthy.
I seem to be struggling to just get even lately.
>>78752181
buy something thats collectable, claim it as a hobby investment, pay no tax on the sale of it.
>>78753772
Isn't the ATO fucking militant about investigating anything claimed as a business expense now?
>>78750757
in Melbourne and Sydney local councils are fucking corrupt evil
>>78750707
Does it really matter?
They have civil unions already and can adopt children.
If anything we should take away their ability to adopt children, because the child ends up fucked up just as much as having a single parent.
>>78746241
>voting is mandatory
Terrible system. As we saw with ¡BrExIt! It's best just to let the retards and SJW virtue signal on social media rather than go vote.
>>78754165
where did i say its a business expense? Collecting, say i dk, music themed stamps, is your hobby. You don't pay tax on your hobby even after you sell it.
Australian Antipaedophile party
Put greens first because they are the only non major party that can have an actual influence, they should control most of melbourne soon
>>78755140
From my studies I've deducted Australians do indeed shitpost their own.
>>78755140
Greens are actually pretty great aside from the wanting to flood us with Muslims thing.
Weird how the GREENS want to flood us with brown.
>>78754493
What else is a hobby investment and why would you pay no tax on it?
>>78746241
Guess
>>78752346
>Woy Woy
>A train station wrapped in an armpit wrapped in an asshole.
Shorted will fit right in.
>>78755491
Tax on selling it. You pay tax selling a house, or tax cashing out Super, etc.
>>78756079
Funny how close Labor is. But im glad to share the board with somebody stupid enough to rely on a widget to make their decision.
>>78746847
>>78747168
We have Labor (Bill Shorten)
And Liberal (as in economic Liberal) Malcolm Turnbull
Lab is fairly union orientated and lefty leaning I guess, they have got 100 positive policies (and stoppin Boats ain't one kek) Use Google you will get an idea
Libs wanna stimulate economic growth by reducing business taxes - absolute anathema to the Lab mob. They also talk about transitioning us from mining to the future economy (manufacturing teleporters and shit I guess) and they Aint gonna teach children"it's cool to be a tranny before you turn 9" like labor wants to. But the Libs delivered slow internet - a serious affront to latte sipping Muslim cock gobbling Lefty Libertarianists from Inner City Melbourne.
not biased btw
Auxit when?
>>78749424
Noice
>>78755140
>>78755339
Wtf am I reading? The Greens are a meme party that doesn't even care about the environment let alone anything else. All they care about is smashing the patriarchy and forming the Globo-Nation.
>>78756680
Why can't I have fast internet AND stop the boats?
I can't recall an election I was more bored with than this one. It feels like there is literally nothing at stake
>>78756557
Ive already voted by post, I did the widget after just to see what I would get (I hadn't known of it before). it confirmed my opinion
I voted unashamedly on my own self interest and set of personal values and phobias. And so should you (no matter which way that sends you)
>>78757046
or faster boats that stop the internet for that matter
>>78756557
>close to labor
all other one eyed jingoism aside on my part, that interested me too, as if even the Widget was telling me "there's virtually no difference here"
what's your take.
Others here say it's rigged for the greens
it's called isidewith or something
>>78757144
Just out of interest are you over thirty years of age? you might just be jaded
Its truly a shame to see that there are people out there allowing Bill Shorten a realistic chance at winning the election all because millenial cucks wont give it a rest over the NBN.
>>78757808
You don't leave the house do you?
Any fucking moron can see Turnbull has done nothing good for the economy at all, and has basically just sold his soul to the right-factions of the party. That's why he's barely going to win. Fuck the NBN, what about the disgusting abuse of police authority raiding political offices in the middle of a election campaign?
>>78758775
whilst conducting an investigation
>>78755339
like how they banned rangers of the snowy mountains because of muh rabbits
how they basically encouraged the 2009 fires because they banned backburning
>>78746742
>missing out on a free snag
baka
>>78762645
I'm in and out ASAP when I vote. There's a school 100 metres down the road so at least it doesn't take too much time out of my Saturday.
>>78764843
Same, I have one 5min walk away. But I ain't passing up a freebie.
>>78754421
Are you retarded? The stats are actually better for kids adopted by same-sex couples. Also a civil union is different.
>>78766047
>a civil union is different.
yeah, that's cause it's not a real marriage, just like two poofs together isn't a real couple.
