Practicing the leftist speech. ITT we can master the leftist arguments to mimic them on Internet.
>>78737414
just be retarded
>>78737414
Wow. Just stop you right-wing nutjob. It's people like you who make this country a hateful, intolerant place.
I don't know what to say to you. I can't even right now.
I think I need to lie down.
>>78738895
Literally exactly what I was thinking.
These fucking privileged white males need to know their place and pay for their genocidal actions against humanity.
It just makes me shake with anger whenever I think about one of these racist xenophobes who have the fucking arrogance to think they know best for everyone.
I wish we could remove their rights and sell them into slavery, so they can see exactly what they put Africans through for so many centuries.
It's 2016, afterall.
>>78738895
>>78739312
Libfag here. These aren't going to convince anybody that you're actually a leftist.
>>78739540
How DARE you
WOW RACIST MUCH?
>>78737414
Just... Ugh, like... Seriously, can you not? I just can't even right now, OMG. So tired of dealing with xenophobic bigots 24/7 [insert condescending emoji]
Not trying to be rude OP, but this thread is problematic and inappropriate. It's ignorant to try to appropriate leftist culture by imitating our speech, since it shows that you're unaware of the struggles and hardship suffered by leftists throughout history. Your white, male, politically right privilege literally comes on the back of leftists. Please keep this privilege in check and remember the contributions of the left the next time you start to spout your ignorance. Thanks, Byee!!
>>78738895
>I can't even right now.
>I think I need to lie down.
>...forever pls
>>78740369
Close, but your thoughts were too coherent.
i shouldn't HAVE to explain why that's bad
>>78739645
>>78739847
>>78739962
>>78740369
Here. If you want to be a successful faux-liberal troll and be less obvious about it, learn from a fucking liberal to actually get it right.
>What the fuck are you even talking about.
>You didn't even mention anything about what I said. You're just calling me fucking names like that helps your argument.
>Here's a graph that confirms my argument with an independent and non-racist source. Fuck you.
>Just because black people get killed more often than whites doesn't mean you just avoid the fucking issue. If you actually cared about the general population in general being harmed by guns, you wouldn't go through the trouble of splitting them up into classes.
>Socialism isn't communism. We already have a lot of socialist policies in place. Marx was right. Stalin was not.
>Women get raped. Don't fucking make a joke out of it, you sack of shit.
>I'm literally scared for my life over guns. Don't talk to me about how you're proud of the fact that you get to own an assault rifle.
>Why do you support Trump when a lot of what he says is objectively wrong?
>What about separation of church and state? Does that ring any bells to you?
Bonus: The words "triggered" and "privilege" are hardly used by liberals anymore because of how often they're used to make fun of them. Try your best to avoid these words or it makes you even more obvious.
>>78740635
Liberals never do this. They will try their best to explain you into the ground.
FUCK YOU NO I DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT BECAUSE ITS RACIST AS FUCK
>>78740529
Are you saying leftists are incoherent? I guess you're literally as ignorant as OP. I'm a college junior double majoring in political science and Islamic studies, and I'm graduating next year summa cum laude, so I guess I know what I'm talking about???
>>78740906
FUCK YOUUUUU
>>78740906
what did he mean by this?
>>78741093
Liberals try to use the argument that because of their college-level education and knowledge of Facts™ that they have a more well-rounded view on a topic and are less pressed toward outright dismissal. Or they're just smart-alecky asshats who think they know everything. It depends on your stance on the issue they're "educating" you about.
>>78740718
fuck off u racist
>>78741356
I'm not a racist.
I'm a liberal.
The second amendment doesn't apply anymore because 1. It was written by old white men and 2. They couldn't foresee the advancements in guns
I think we can all agree that white people... the simple fact is... White people have no culture!
*massive applause*
...And bringing in more migrants and PoC is they key to undoing our white supremacism.
>>78737414
Wow. I just need a second.
Ok, I'm doing you a favor. First, how could you not pay attention to the world around you? Nobody actually thinks like this. Anybody who really believe in this stuff is just out of touch and secretly racist.
Second, ask yourself this: why would you deny someone their basic human rights? What kind of monster do you have to be?
Third, if I haven't reached you yet, please do everyone a favor and move to an island so no one has to put up with your BS.
>>78741535
The first reason is accurate for the liberal argument.
Maybe replace the second with "now we have police, government, and the national guard so there's less reason to defend ourselves" and you should be good.
>>78741686
Liberals actually don't think that bringing in more people of color or migrants will end racism. We'll actually just point to the need for diversity in our popular media.
You'll get 'em next time, sport.
could u pls not k thx :))
>>78741932
Liberals won't make statements like this without evidence (links, quotes, charts, etc.). Evidence is key to the liberal argument.
Also, we won't try to completely dismiss anybody unless we're absolutely sure that the person we're arguing with is in an echo chamber.
>>78742236
Regardless if they're liberal or not, I think anybody who types like this is either too young for this site, an obvious troll, or desperately needs to an hero
>>78737414
>"leftist speech"
Do you mean free speech? Any other speech is hate speech and literally fascist.
>>78742513
Good effort, but this is more radical left than liberal.
>>78737414
You're fucking a white male!!! Reeeeeee!!!! I can't even.
>>78737414
Were the party of the poor and downtrodden- but only if youre black, Latino, Middle Eastern and anyone else who is not white!
>>78742759
>>78742810
Both painfully obvious. The key to being an effective troll is to not broadcast yourself like this. These kinds of shitposts will get no replies, which wasn't why trolling was created.
>>78740906
This is good LeftSpeak. Well done, lad.
>>78740906
wtf i hate alt rightist now
>>78737414
All white people should be sterilized as reparations for slavery and the holocaust.
>>78744595
Waaaay too radical. You're not fooling anyone.
Wow another poor innocent black man forced to go into a store and rob it at gun point. The horrors of capitalism at work
Thanks for the (You)'s, everybody. It was fun.
Read a book
>>78737414
Are you serious op? I can't believe you'd make a thread about this let alone joke about it. You are a xenophobic privileged white male. I can't even. You are devoid of all emotion and compassion just like your racist nazi friends
You're racist and the government should be allowed to come into your home and take your computer and fire you and have you blackballed from society I hope they make something way more painful than cancer that lasts like 50 years but you don't even die because you deserve to suffer
I really wish people acted humbler within the political sphere. No one group or person is EXACTLY right and no one group or person is going to get EXACTLY what they want. If people just accepted the fact that their beliefs are not the center of the world then maybe we could get something done.
Are you serious bro....? Like, you juste said that terrorists are in most part Muslims??? Dude.. just fuck off, I mean, like, if they would be ALL terrorist we would be dead you fucking nazi!! The discussion's over, there's nothing to add, just use your head, and go to school you dipshit its not 1900 anymore
