Hey Bongs - I bought some of your piss water to show my support for Brexit.
Anyone else doing their part to help out the Britfags before the Globalist strike back?
>>78737155
Geordie here and thanks for buying Brown Ale, how did you find it? I think we've got better Ales here but Brown Ale isn't what I would call one of my favourites but it is pretty nice chilled.
Don't the dumb UK alcohol laws mean that "cider" is a lot more popular than beer due to much lower taxes?
>gets Bong beer
>drinks it cold
what are you doing
>>78737327
They carry it in my supermarket here in the great state of Texas.
>>78737525
It came that way - ain't waiting for it to warm up. Got the other half of the 6-pack sitting on the floor. Maybe tomorrow.
>>78737525
Bongs drink their beer warm?
What fresh hell is this?
>>78737155
I don't mind newcastle. It's one of the better mass produced beers.
>>78737679
Yea I'm a little confused on this one too. I guess when our traditional beer is Budweiser, we don't really know shit.
Just watched this.
>>78737904
>A long time I ago I was in the Zulu Nation, my friends and I
>>78737533
God bless Texans, I really hope we live to see the rebirth of the Texan empire in our lifetime.
>>78737327
They carry that every where.
Im trying to drink this shit right now. Its dog puss.
>>78738171
Yeah newcastle is not rare at all. It's in basically every liquour store across North America
>>78737440
No. We just like cider.
>>78738123
Maybe someday, but hopefully it won't be necessary if things go right in November.
I enjoy being a thorn in liberal asses, so no rush.
>>78737679
>>78737863
He's just trolling.
>>78737440
Cider is generally cheaper than beer per unit of alcohol because it is taxed at a lower rate to subsidise orchards, but it's mostly popular in the southwest due to inbreeding and homeless people due to cheapness
>>78737679
Most of our ales you'd want to serve at cellar temperature, which is about 12 degrees. The colder beer (or any other liquid) is the less of it you'll taste, which is why a lot of commercial lagers advertise that their product should be served just above freezing
>>78737155
>Not buying American beers when your an American
>Being this much of a cuck
>>78739103
You have to buy hipster beers these days in order to buy American. All the major "American" mega breweries have been bought out by foreign corporations.
>>78739103
There he is - glad you could join us faggot.
>>78737679
Flavours are stronger when warm. A room temperature beer is just the thing when your country has been in decline since Victoria died and it rains every other day even in summer, reminds you that it could be worse.
>>78737525
>>78737643
>>78737679
Actually the brewer even suggests that Newcastle Brown Ale be drunk cold. Look at the back label.
As for real ales, IPAs and porters, yes. Traditionally drank room temp.
>>78738171
>>78738504
He was asking how OP enjoyed the beer.
As in, "did you find it was skunky due to having sat on the shelf for too long in its clear glass bottle?"
Hard cider in the US just tastes like apple soda. (At least the big brands.) Am I missing out, or is this it?
I'm not a beerfag. What's some good liquor I could drink to support the UK in celebration. I would say scotch normally but Scotland has proved themselves to be total cucks.
Hey, the bottlecaps have British witticisms on them.
It's like drinking beer and watching Downton Abbey all at once.
>>78740331
You'll probably find more dry cider in the UK, but fundamentally cider will always taste like apples unless you're a faggot that drinks fruit ciders.
>>78737155
>>78740243
I've never had a non-skunked Newcastle.
>>78740331
This. I bought a 6 pack and gave it to girls after I tasted how sweet it was. Made me feel like a fag for a moment.
Crispin or Strongbow?
>>78737863
Your troops used to pass out when they were here in 1943, since they couldn't handle how fast warm ales hit you. We're a nation of alcoholics tho, teebeekyooaitch fampai.
>>78740799
Thatchers.
Buttblasted Greekfag here.
This is why I drink rye whisky and bitters neat.
Fuck your warm beer. Fuck your cold beer. Fuck your carbs in general.
[spoiler]you can't handle ouzo anyway[/spoiler]
>>78737327
I hate brown ales, what else you got?
why do you fuckers like gin so much, juniper is a godawful flavor. why can't you make whiskey like the Scots and Irish?
American Bourbon is near perfect, but I'd be curious as to what English whiskey would be like.
>beer at room temperature
This is a meme. Cellar temperature is optimal for "real ales" i.e. not chilled but slightly cool
>>78741121
I fucking love Ouzo
t. Greek Cypriot
>>78740910
Among Europeans we are renowned binge drinkers. We drink similar amounts, but all at once.
>>78737904
Zulus is badass. the sequel Zulu Dawn is depressing because the niggers win.
>>78737155
That is a bad beer. Thanks for the support, but that is very bad beer.
>>78741336
Cellar temp is just room temp in winter.
>>78739233
afaik Pabst brands are still American, like Ranier, Olympia, and PBR
then again, that is the king of the cheap hipster beers, so I guess you're right.
fuck, even a lot of distilleries are now owned by Japs and shit
>>78740587
there's a cider from southern california I've had that's extremely dry, but it's probably not available anywhere outside of a few gastropubs and where they bottle it
>>78741604
pop it in the refrigerator for 15 minutes
>>78739233
>>78741743
I'm from New England so not sure how much it's available across the nation, but Sam Adams is actually pretty damn good for a purely American beer.
>>78737155
>>78737533
>>78738171
That's awesome.
>>78737327
>>78742668
Geordie here aswell.
>>78741550
taste is subjective
>>78742322
I mostly drink G&T in the summer desu m8. Keep the gin in the freezer and you don't need ice.
>>78737155
I drank some tea today.
>>78737155
That's a classic. I have a few bottles in my fridge
>>78742506
Too poor for that so I drink Yuengling instead
I went to this authentic British establishment.
>>78743133
Shit, I was a PAfag in my youth. I thought Iron City was bad.
I'll say a prayer for you the next time I drink a Natty Light.
>>78740732
There are a few companies that make a "extra dry" variety of cider than I imagine is what regular cider is to the UK, as in not loaded with 40 tablespoons of sugar to appeal to sorority girls.
They sell that shit in my local grocery store. In cans.
>>78737327
>brewery moved from newcastle to yorkshire by giant brewery corporation
what self respecting geordie would drink that traitors brew?
Listen to the Ameritard talking about piss for beer.....Really?
>>78737327
newcastle is pretty popular here in texas m80 I'm sure its popular in the rest of the states too. Good stuff.
I bought a bunch of Hobgoblins yesterday so I could toast your success. Thought about getting a nice Aberlour A'bunadh, but eh, the Scotts might be a bit too pussy to support this time around.
>>78746581
How about some Canadian Molson eh?
>>78746683
Disgusting. Besides, we're celebrating the British anyway. We haven't done anything useful up here worth getting the party balloons out for.
>>78738171
I'll have to look for it.
>>78737155
You can import more my friend when the markets open again
>>78746683
Molson is wack, at-least Labatt and Moosehead are drinkable.
>>78737155
Beefeater is my go-to for gin if that helps :S
>>78739103
>American beers
You mean the ones that are now owned by the Belgian company InBev.
>>78741292
much much nicer than American.
>>78742506
Pretty much the only real American beer at this point.
Fucking ameriburgers with their nonredeemable shittier pisswater they call beer.
fuck off and die, or maybe try some real beer and pass out.
>>78737327
We have the stuff everywhere in Georgia. I had a few pints of it yesterday to celebrate your independence.
>>78749582
there are a billion fucking IPAs right now, their motto is: the more bitter, the better.
it's like sucking on raw hop juice. they fucking suck ass.
>>78737327
Newcastle is the only British beer most people in NA have heard of. I had a few last night to celebrate
>>78749576
there are fucking no distilleries in England or Wales.
you fuckers simply do not make whiskey. and that's just sad, because whiskey is superior.
just don't dry your malt with peat, that shit gives you cancer.
>>78741743
>Pabst brands are still American
they sold out to a Russian conglomerate last year . feels bad
fuck yeah!
i just bought some Coleman's Mustard
good shit
strong kick- not bland and weak like typical american mustard
>>78742506
My favorite mass-produced beer is Sam Adams, too bad it's owned by a kike.
>>78750128
the american equivalent of actual mustard is spicy mustard
>>78750059
fugg, all the info I saw said they were still 'Murrican ;_;
>>78750258
not really
'spicy mustard' almost always has a heavy dijon flavpr
this stuff is just strong without having that
which is good for me because i don't really like dijon
>>78750348
still a good beer though, also they make it in LA now instead of Milwaukee
>>78742668
It's tasty, wish I had more abv. I like boddingtons also, it's kinda rare though.
>>78750511
>they make it in LA now instead of Milwaukee
fucking blasphemy, LA water sucks ass, full of nasty ass minerals
>>78750724
yes it is horrible. Overly hopped local hipster brews are about the only beers I can drink these days. feels bad
>>78740799
>>78741027
this, strongbow tastes like getting fingered in a park
>>78749416
I think he means beer, not carbonated corn water.
>>78737155
>4.7
Holy fuck.. I didn't know they made water that strong.
>>78750400
whole grain grey poupon in the jar makes me jizz
>>78737155
I am not brushing my teeth and boiling my meat
>>78737327
I love Newcastle ba. that werewolf one they had a while back was fun too.
best beer to have at room temperature in winter
Maybe I will order something from the UK. It might shock you that I was supporting the brexit as a liberal but I think they made the right choice. All political shit and "racism" aside they weren't getting nearly as much back as they were putting in. The business world will throw a hissy fit because they will have to reconfigure everything and move their shit around but that temporary price is worth the long term benefits. David Cameron can fuck off and cry himself to sleep, you did good lads.
>>78750974
How can i support bong economy from here?
>>78737155
Bought the new Motorhead album today.
>R.I.P. Lemmy
>>78737155
Bought a union jack flag and royal standard from a seller in the UK the day of the vote with a message congratulating them on Brexit. About £40 in total. Worth it.
>>78750970
according to aggregate reviews, PBR is still the best domestic adjunct (read: cheap) beer there is, other than limited releases and seasonals.
>>78737327
My contribution!
>>78737327
It's pretty normal beer if you know about it. Even got an official pint from one restuant
Having this tonight. Excellent but very expensive.
>>78749729
Fellow Georgian here. Family is all from Newcastle, I'm the first born here. Grew up on it, will always favor it. Idk what people have against Newcastle. Will always buy.
>>78753001
ever try this?
>>78737327
Tastes like complete shit in the clear bottles(stuff gets skunked in shipping), tastes better in cans.
>>78749631
What american beers have you drank?
>>78737155
Pretty sure I'm getting a Triumph motorcycle now.
I got Fullers London Pride on sraft last night. Not my favorite beer style but not a bad beer
>>78739032
12 degrees of freedom or of eurodumb?
>>78750128
Whats it good on?
>>78753553
sawsages
>>78737155
Bought this the night of the referendum. Although, I'm regretting it now considering how the Scots voted.
>>78753380
>Tfw always wanted an old triumph tiger
>>78737863
>I guess when our traditional beer is Budweiser
It isn't. Our oldest and thus traditional beer is PBR. That being said, America actually houses the top beers in the world, with more microbreweries and award winning beers than any country on earth. The idea that America only drinks pisswater is pretty outdated and is based on macro American lagers that get exported. I'd rather drink any American micro than even the best European beers. We've come a long way in the last 30 years.
>>78753709
There were over a million Scots who voted leave though, so drink it with no regrets.
>>78753709
Yeah that's my favorite. I like the 15 yr. I'd have a hard time giving it up if the Scots get back in the EU.
>>78739233
>>78742506
>>78743133
Yuengling is the oldest American brewery, its pretty cheap here in PA though I have seen it priced at premium level in other cities, and its tasty as fug
>>78751477
How is it? I remember seeing this at one of the shops around here, might get one or twenty.
>>78754114
Fair enough I suppose.
>>78754118
This is my first time drinking Glennfiddich and I'll say that I'm not disappointed with this Scotch. It has a mighty burn in contrast to its mild flavor which is a bit surprising.
>>78753709
I also enjoy the occasional scotch
>>78755953
Ice should dull the burn, or better yet some cold water.
>>78742506
Sam Adams "Hoppy Red" is my absolute favorite beer. It's ONLY available in their Autumn variety pack though, almost never see it in 6 packs.
Moved to MN for a job, it's been too long since I had a good old Boston Lager.
>>78756126
>>78756305
Very nice!
I actually enjoy the burn-just wasn't expecting it after the mild flavor. Have you tried Caol ila?
>>78749582
Nahhhh. There's THOUSANDS of local brews. Walk into any bar in any city and ask if they have anything local on tap. Not all (or even many) are IPAs either.
>>78756600
Yes, love it with a cigar. Nice smoky flavor.
>Upstairs bar
>>78756889
Keep most of the good stuff tucked underneath.
>When drunk people want to try all of your best scotch.
>>78756889
Caol ila is my favorite scotch thus far solely because of the smokey flavor. Do you know of any similar beverages I could put on my list to try?
>>78757259
Jesus Christ how much money have you put into that shit?
I am doing my part.
>>78757648
Enough, but I do alright.
>>78757676
Oops, that's Irish. Fuck it close enough.
>>78737155
I have a new castle waiting for me in the fridge. Going to drink it with some bangers and mash.
>>78757705
I'm a bit jealous desu senpai
>>78757676
>>78757794
>Irish
>close enough
Are you retarded?
>>78755145
I wanna try that, they don't sell it out west though.
>>78756889
>>78757259
Nice collection
>>78757563
Laphroaig is excellent for the smokey flavor
>>78737155
I use to drink that, if they fix it I will start drinking it again.
I picked up some tea. its nice to sip on, but nowhere near as strong as coffee.
I drank a shit load and still fell asleep. I dont see it starting my morning either
>>78757259
I'm hard.
>>78757563
Smokey?
That Dalmore cigar malt is really nice with a cigar. Also Balvenie, Laphroaig, and of course Lagavulin if you want to taste the full campfire in your mouth.
Bought this at the liquor store today, shit is actually pretty good, even warm. Mine doesn't have the IPA though it has "Calay ale" or something like that, I can't find the bottle.
>>78740520
Thats a new addition. Also the slogans are like the same 10 phrases.. its pretty bad desu.
Beer is good though
>>78757974
Thanks mate! I look forward to trying it.
>>78753103
No. Should I?
>>78758050
Havnt seen that. New Castle has seasonal ales that are named different things. IIRC in the summer they have a pale ale called "british bombshell", and in the fall they have some red ale thats called werewolf or something. So you probably have the same thing advertised, just under a different meme name.
>>78758024
Thank you very much sir! You just doubled my wish list.
>>78758348
The British pale ale is actually really good, it's not absurdly bitter like IPAs.
>>78737155
That fuckin' shit is terrible.
>>78758481
Also if they have it, Ardbeg (Uigeadail) is really smoky and delicious.
>>78758050
>>78758506
Just found the bottle, it has "Caley Amber Ale" instead of the "British Session IPA".
>>78737155
Newcastle Brown isn't the best, but it is good on a scorching hot day.
>>78737679
For some reason they drink all thier beer room temp. Probably because it's cold as fuck outside.
Still, if you Bong Bros need the recipe for ice us burgers would love to let you in on that one
>>78758982
Bong beer also makes you bloated as hell.
>>78758506
>>78758675
Amber ale might have been the red one. I cant say for sure if its the exact same recipe though, but I did like the werewolf. The bombshell was good at first, but started to feel like drinking corona or budwieser after a bit.
How much was that pack?
>>78757259
>no Wychwood Hobgoblin pumpkin beer
2/10
>>78759243
$12.50
>>78758982
I think they drink it slightly cool, cellar temperature
>>78759236
It is heavy but I like porters and stouts (Old Rasputin, Black Butte Porter, ect) so I am OK with this. I liked boddingtons, but I don't know enough bong porter/stout names to try more
>>78759335
Lol. I live in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Nice try though.
>>78758982
>For some reason they drink all thier beer room temp.
That doesn't sound very refreshing.
>>78737155
Only buying Commonwealth stuff whenever possible from now on, prioritizing UK.
>>78759609
Probably the only thing I've drank that was heavier was some beer made by Trappist monks with an absurdly high ABV.
Normally I don't drink much beer, mainly just bourbon and rum here.
>>78737155
imm smashed beyond compare, still drinking now. dont give a fuck though
buy imported british snacks and biscuits, they're one of the few good things about british cuisine
>>78759854
Jesus Christ man you're on a multi-day bender ant this point.
>>78757847
Okay okay, is this better?
>>78759893
>>78759893
better than bacon and syrup
>>78758623
Funny enough, I was actually looking at buying Ardbeg instead of Glenfiddich for referendum night, but obviously chose the latter.
>>78737155
This is my favorite ale in the world. Good job britain, stay based.
>>78759955
>>78759955
the ride doesnt stop, nor shall i.
>>78737155
oh snap i bought a six pack of that stuff last night. bretty good beer m8
seattle area
>>78737155
>cheap bong import
I prefer this.
>>78760165
try strongbow
>Weekend off from work
>Start drinking whiskey and playing computer games on friday night
>End up drinking until I black out and pass out, wake up Saturday and spend all day drinking until I do the same thing, wake up Sunday morning and drink a bit to ease off the hangover
That's why I don't drink anymore
>>78759990
DUDE
SYRUP
LOL
>4.7%
Why not just sell water?
>>78760015
If you like them Smokey you can't go wrong with Ardbeg.
>>78760253
i'll look for it next time
>>78749576
I'll fucking shoot you for that.
>>78760253
I love this stuff, it's actually tolerable for a non beer drinker such as myself
*tips fedora*
>>78760289
why not pay denbt?
>>78759693
This also goes for soft drinks at restaurants. No ice typically but you can ask for it. I'm from Southern Commiefornia so I expect my drinks to be cold. I guess when the sun only comes out 3 times a year and it's always jacket weather, the refreshments are "cellar temp" as the bongs in this thread have explained. Or maybe it's adhering to a tradition. Whatever it is, you don't seem to care when you get about 3 or 4 pints deep.
>>78760390
its cider r.but its about as British as you cab get
>>78758050
I go to England a lot for work (Manchester area) and I've yet to see this shit on draught anywhere. I think more Americans drink that crap and brits.
>>78737155
Only beer I drink regularly.
>>78760280
why did you do it ? what drove a man to sweeten his bacon ?
>>78760561
I really like your guys' cider. Your beer/ale is mostly shit but some of your local cider is the best I've ever had. There is a Pub in York called Maltings that I always go to because of their good strong cider.
>>78759406
nice. For the 12 pack of normal newcastle here, the price will fluctuate from 12.xx to 20. Its bullshit when it goes high
>>78737155
I like Newcastle, but what's the deal with the funky smell on the bottles? There's some kind of sealant or something on that caps that makes the mouth of the bottle smell like a butthole.
>>78737533
>>78742731
Studied abroad in Newcastle and didn't see anyone drink Newcastle. Everyone drank Carling/Fosters from cans or that flat warm stuff y'all call beer. Otherwise, cool city
>>78761483
Fosters?
>>78761305
>>78761305
yeah there there few bad ones in the batch but you find genuinely good beer here. get you really pissed as well
>>78751477
>hobgoblin
Good taste, but step it up senpai
This shit's only brewed on a full moon
>>78749631
Our mass-produced beers are shit, but if Molson and Labatts are any indication, mass-produced beers of any country suck. American craft beers are often as good as any European beer. One of my favorites is Southern Tier, a western New York brewery that produces a pretty decent variety.
>>78763319
i'd love to get a hold of more of their stuff. had their creme brulee stout, wew that was heavy. super sweet, good abv.
Samuel Smith's Nut Brown Ale for me. For the next week or two it will be only English beers for me.
Having a Boddingtons in a dark pub now.
