You can only post in this thread if you're safe when Yellowstone Erupts.
hello
>>78729999
Euro Fags are welcome
How can a vulcano be that destroyable?
Reporting in but doubt anyone would be safe if Yellowstone Erupts. Shitposting on this site would be unbearable, studies have shown that too much memes are actually unhealthy for you.
>>78729999
>OIL-TO-296
>9999
What does it mean...?
Guten Tag
if it erupted like that again, NA would be fucked no matter where you live and the rest of the world would be plunged into a mini ice age for years.
so you wouldn't really be safe anywhere.
>>78729906
>tfw my garden just gets fertilized
>>78730042
It's a big ass fucking volcano that spans miles wide.
>>78729999
Nice digits Sven.
>>78729906
Why is every different version of this map have a different range?
>>78729906
Nobody would be safe, wouldn't the cloud cover and eventually kill every plant?
How much thickness = death?
>>78729906
Does safe mean yellow? Or can I be slightly in the orange and be considered safe?
>>78730308
Orange and yellow are safe
>>78730258
1,000 is literally the immediate kill area when it erupts.
>>78730258
Don't breathe it in, get a gasmask.
Very little.
>>78730229
And it would make a mini-ice age so only places like africa or southern europe would be fit for habitation.
Although the aftermath would make shit bloom like jellyfish
>>78730258
If Yellowstone erupts the whole planet is doomed in 10 different ways
>>78729906
South Florida reporting
>mfw in the light yellow
not as bad as it could've been
>>78729999
>>78730116
WTF?!?
Oil's only at like 47 right now, if it jumps to 296 that means PEAK OIL
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP KEK IS STARTING THE GLOBAL MELTDOWN
>>78730225
Because Geology
> that ash layer was laid down in the Late Creatious give or take 60 billion years
Nobody is fucking safe, it will cause a new global ice age.
>Implying the whole planet wouldn't be fucked because of this.
That ash is going to cover the whole world and it's going to cool the climate a whole lot for few years, resulting in mass global starvation.
>>78730229
It would probably cause a 4 year winter..
Hmm.. where have I heard that before?
>ragnarok.jpg
>>78730588
>resulting in mass global starvation.
>it's like green houses don't exist or anything
Mfw southern Nevada and is probably gonna die unless immediate evac
>>78729906
Wouldn't the global winter effect caused by it starve 90% of the world anyways?
>>78730676
Consider the Ozone layer gone after yellowstone Anon.
>>78730436
same lad
won't even feel a thing
>>78730258
breathing through a wet shirt in the hours afterwards would probably protect your lungs from the microglass
otherwise you drown in your own blood as your lungs fill with it.
>>78730089
>>78730167
>>78730229
>>78730401
>>78730568
Correction
You can only post in this thread if you are temporarily safe when Yellowstone Erupts
>>78730701
Everyone aside from Europe is gonna die. It will be ebin.
>>78729906
South Texas reportan
Wew
>>78730777
trips of pure ownage
>>78730701
That 90% are asians, south americans and niggers desu
it would make southern europe and coastal areas pretty good though
If i were to make a contingency plan then find a nearby river and start a settlement, grow some food and plant forests that you can burn down later to attract animals when it regrows
>>78729906
How safe is Michigan?
>>78730042
are you fucking retarded? educate your self you little shit piss
>>78729906
depends how far south the air current is when it pops
t. atlantic
>commiefornia is in the orange
>>78730229
It would be a nuclear winter, yeah. Whole world would be fucked.
Bill Bryson wrote about it being the worst thing that can likely ever happen in A Short History of Nearly Everything.
>>78729906
>tfw we have a farm in southern Europe
Now we just need some weapons and Aidan Gillen and we are set.
Is there any safe place to go when Yellowstone erupts? Maybe a small island off the coast of Australia or something?
>>78731060
I'm quite sure jews taking over the world is worst scenario possible and not some volcanic eruption.
>>78730825
soooo, should we try to MAKE it blow up then?
would cleanse the whole world, except the pillars of civi-
sorry can't stay serious, that would doom humanity even more... the rest of humanity... being cucks ha ha... ha
>>78729906
It would likely kill us all through volcanic winter.
Ash would be spread worldwide, lowering the overall temperatures drastically for years. Although I am """safe""" here west of Ottawa.
>>78729906
Cool
Ayy lmao!!!!
San Diego fag here, I'll inherent the country's ashes
>>78729906
Guys what the hell is this?
There's been YUGE seismic activity over the last two days out in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean (about 700 miles from Iceland/1000 miles from Greenland).
>>78731185
nope. the whole world will be fucked
>>78730992
Ich schmeiß dir gleich die Prügel raus du Kaschper
>>78731377
Another site.
Has all of this memeing awakened Cthulhu?
>>78729906
how can anyone be safe if it's going to freeze the entire world.
>>78731377
>10 km depth
>>78729906
Don't we have some deal with Australia,to relocate millions of burgers there?
>>78729906
When will yellowstone errupt?
>>78731516
Major seismic activity in the ocean is never a good thing.
>tfw Georgia master race
>>78731377
>>78731500
Interesting but nothing to worry about.
Even if there was a 10.0 quake there(Which these fault lines can't produce) no countries would be effected by a tsunami.
>>78731428
seriously though... who the hell does not know about the yellow stone super volcano!?
>>78730488
IDS HABBENING
>>78729906
>safe
I live in central Florida, I think I'll be okay. Close enough to the equator to not completely freeze to death.
>>78731675
>>78731675
Amen brother, Blue Ridge reporting
>>78731377
they're literally called mid ocean ridges, they cause sea floor spreading, its normal.
>>78731652
>Current geologic activity at Yellowstone has remained relatively constant since scientists first started monitoring more than 30 years ago. Another caldera-forming eruption is theoretically possible, but it is very unlikely in the next thousand or even 10,000 years. Scientists have also found no indication of an imminent smaller eruption of lava.
>>78731516
That's actually extremely shallow for an earthquake.
>>78729906
Pennsylvania here.
>>78730167
If be safe. Mini ice age? I wish.
Sounds comfy
>tfw just on the edge of the orange
I've got a gas mask and a few filters, I think I'll be okay.
>>78729906
No one would be safe if it were to go up. It would be an extinction-level event.
Upstate South Carolina reporting in. AKA the best place on Earth to live.
>>78729906
>3-10mm
It's literally nothing. The first time it rains, it will all wash into the soil and we'll have amazing crop yields for years to come.
Whole world would be fucked. North America would just die quicker.
Nobody is safe when yellowstone blows, this map shows the initial eruption and who is going to be vaporized or buried under 40 feet of ash, it will keep erupting and will blot out the sun for 10 years.
85% of the population will die.
>mfw I'm on the edge of pink
I guess that means I'm dead, huh.
>>78729906
>very edge of the orange zone
Alright.
Nobody's ever truly safe, OP. What if I survive Yellowstone and then someone stabs me to death to steal my belongings? It really makes you think.
>>78732109
It would fuck up our climate and likely trigger an ice age, but the Yellowstone super volcano erupting wouldn't be an extinction event. It'd be a roll the clock back and reset humans kinda deal.
>last eruption 600k years ago
Fug, look at this shit
coordinates
44.400352, -110.457996
why is this lake in yellowstone named after the people who think it will erupt again?
>>78731969
>>78729906
no one should be posting in this thread
>>78732142
I do not think you understand the magnitude of the event. Maybe google Plymouth, Montserrat to understand and project to the whole of the USA.
>>78731965
This must be semi old info. It's right about it being constant, but since then we've found out the caldera blows very consistently once every 600,000~ years. We've been able to map the ash cloud from every single eruption. The last time it erupted was 640,000 years ago. It's due to blow.
The odds of Earth getting sterilized by an Asteroid are much higher than a supervolcano actually causing an extinction event. There's little evidence to suggest a supervolcano could even do this.
>>78729906
EVERYBODY TO MIAMI
>>78729906
Uh. Kentucky here. What constitutes safe?
>>78732759
A volcano can't kill more than a few million people at once, but the lack of sunlight will kill almost every human on earth.
>>78730682
Fellow Renofag?
We miss ght be ok, head towards lake tahoe and make caves.
Pry donnerparty it
Maybe learn to live like paiutes.
Need masks
>>78730167
Says the person living in the zone of death.
I live outside the zone and will live.
>>78732142
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toba_catastrophe_theory
>This event caused a global volcanic winter of 6–10 years and possibly a 1,000-year-long cooling episode.
>Link between the eruption and a population bottleneck in human evolution
Yellowstone is more dangerous.
>>78731199
>Implying the volcano isn't part of the plan
>>78732999
Sorry, phone auto correct.
* might be
>>78730229
No, because if it would, there would be no plants today.
I heard NK are working on new technology to manipulate plate tectonics. Stay tuned, soon to be happening.
wouldn't this nuclear winter affect only the northern hemisphere?
>>78732914
You underestimate humans.
While it's likely that most Americans would die from the blast, ash or nuclear winter, around the globe there would be many people to survive the impending ice age. Keep in mind, even in the teeth of an ice age, glaciers don't cover all of North America.
I was scared of Yellowstone before. But now...
Is there anything i can do to make sure i'm apart of the 10% of humans to survive? Believe me i will eat children and rob families if that's what it takes
>>78731326
>dat pic
Fuck raven is best girl waifu material
>>78729999
fuckin checked son, maybe there's hope for sweden yet.
Epidemic, asteroid, comet, alien invasion, etc. That'll be our end.
Megaquakes, supervolcanos and other super rare acts of god from Mother Nature will definitely fuck a lotta shit up, but that's about it.
>>78733086
Wouldn't plants die but seeds remain on the frozen soil, preserved until ideal conditions?
I would estimate over 90% world fatality. Survival in small pockets, either super preppers or more likely cannibalism. Cannibalism is a survival method that even the animals turn to when things get bad... and if there's one thing there's plenty of around, it's people. Delicious, tasty, pudgy fat people.
>>78733138
Europe and Asia would become hyper nationalistic and wipe out their immident surroundings, Africa and India would starve to death and Australia would have to wage wars against the emus again.
>>78732914
that's not true, the last two eruptions of this volcano have been mapped thoroughly, no species went extinct, it causes winter for a year, particles just can't stay airborne much longer than that.
I think I'm far enough away
>>78729999
GREAT LORD KEK WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING
>>78733417
Dude, you don't want to eat fat people. The most delicious humans are children, especially little girls but also young women with their delicious soft flesh they have on their legs.
>>78733248
Go to /out/ and read some instructions about how to survive in nature. Also subscribe count grishnackh on youtube.
>>78733557
The fat ones are easier to catch, they can't run very fast.
If you guys are into reading about impending dooms like this, I highly recommend this piece. Especially if you live anywhere in the Northwest. It's excellent.
http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/07/20/the-really-big-one
>>78732914
cant we just turn on heaps of lights and make that make light instead? i dont get why you need the sun for that stuff
>>78732999
waaat
additional renofag here.
lets go yell at mexicans at GSR
>>78729906
Only competitor with U.S. superiority is mother nature. Fuck you, Gaia. Bring it.
Maybe Arizona finally wont be so fucking hot
>>78732370
The amounts of sulphur put into the atmosphere would cause a volcanic winter, which with VEI-8 eruptions normally last for up to a decade - temperature drops of around 10C would decimate crops and habitats across the world.
It would be an extinction-level event for most life on Earth, not just us.
>Supervolcanic Eruptions as Powerful as 100,000 Nuclear Bombs
>The last big eruption reduced the human population by 90%
kek
>>78733794
lol stop being such a bitch, I'm gonna go take a 7 mile bike ride and revel in the 117 degree pleasantry
>>78730229
not necessarily. places will still be able to grow shit, but food would become scarce. stockpile now!!
>people thinking that yellowstone would be a fucking instant doomsday fimbulvinter scenario
yeah there would be climate change and massive tectonic shifts. but in a worst case scenario, there would be massive starvation and a total shift of where crops need to grow
we wont be buried in a fucking winter that freezes the planet and kills everyone. people near the ash zone will likely become peaceful refugees in another state or fucking spend their time shoveling ash and wearing gas masks
>TFW orange
>>78733248
Move to the equator, to a place with little human activity but lots of animal life and fertile soil, that is also defensible and has plenty of water.
>climate is getting uncomfortable hot, making it difficult to grow staple crops like rice
>yellowstone-chan decides to blot out the sun for us
It's like you guys don't even mountain god.
>muh it will block out the sun!!!
>not realizing we have electricity to make light for plants
why are you guys so fuckin dumb
>>78731675
>Redneck shithole
>Master race
Enjoy living with niggers and methheads my dude
>>78733721
Kek
You mean the ones that stand by the dmv?
I think its too hot now. Theyre prolly all on neil road shooting it up by now.
Srsly, wat do when this thing blows, between this an massive emp are on my top list of shtf stuff.
Started a reno thread on b 4 months ago and there are a dozen of us on here surprisingly
>>78733557
>>78733993
>but in a worst case scenario, there would be massive starvation and a total shift of where crops need to grow
We wouldn't be able to grow grops, as there would be a global drop in temperatures. As well as this, the area that would immediately go up in the eruption, the US bread-basket, would be annihilated.
>people near the ash zone will likely become peaceful refugees in another state or fucking spend their time shoveling ash and wearing gas masks
With the amounts of ash that would deposited, buildings would collapse and methods of transport to get out of the area wouldn't work due to the ash concentration.
>we wont be buried in a fucking winter that freezes the planet and kills everyone
Except this is what would happen. We wouldn't necessarily go out overnight, but in a drawn-out horrible way.
Is there a contingency plan for this or do we just hope it never happens?
>>78729999
I feel like people in this thread have not properly appreciated your otherworldly combination of ID and repeating digits.
>>78733677
I remember reading that a while back. Freaky shit.
>>78734579
Both. There will probably be some contingency plan in the form of damage control, but realistically we're never going to be able to stop it from happening.
>>78729906
um, that covers a LOT of people. Maybe only post if you are SURE you aren't potentially affected by a natural disaster. That will get people researching.
>>78734579
Individuals can draw up a contingency plan for survival. How do you plan for the contingency of at least 400 million people whose sources of food, energy and wealth are now ruined?
>>78730225
Because no one really knows how things will play out
>>78729906
TFW when central washington
>>78734816
Wealth is irrelevant, energy is fire, food is whatever you gather, grow or catch. This planet's land and oceans are loaded with food.
>>78734579
>Is there a contingency plan for this or do we just hope it never happens?
Isn't NASA going to Mars next?
That is about the only thing that will work.
>>78731216
>Asian
>Not civilisation
HERRO I AM DISSAPOINTRU
>California being wiped off of the map
We're all safe, regardless.
>>78729906
/3-10/ reporting in
>>78729906
I'm good. Got plenty of acres on the north edge of Oregon in the yellow zone. Not a single nigger in a 50 mile radius.
>>78729906
>commiefornia gone
NC here, feels good desu
>>78735306
True.
Love the ID
>ToCool
>>78729906
Oh boy, can't wait for vulcanic winter. Geared up like fuck.
>>78735052
The areas that feed most of those 400 million people are in purple and orange on that map. Even if the ash cloud didn't create an artificial winter -- which it seems like it almost certainly would based upon the dislocating effects of the Tambora eruption -- there would be no harvests for at least a couple of years. You're not growing shit in the most fertile area of the continent.
>>78730777
wewlad, rip NA
>1-3MM
We'll manage this thin layer of dust somehow.
Those placed under of meter of ash though, That's just insane.
Image the /pol/ threads from that
I doubt anybody would be safe. I'm in England and I'd still be royally fucked
>>78729906
If that thing blows I think we're all fucked
>tfw in northern Utah
Fuck me
>>78735009
same
>>78729906
Since the odds are overwhelming that we will all be a century or 10 dead by the time Yellowstone erupts again, if it even does, I'd say we are all pretty safe. If you count already dead as safe.
>>78729999
>that Id
>dos digits
What do you have planned, Kek?
>>78735440
Also NC, but live in AZ for school. Pray for me, brother.
>>78735761
save me, anon-senpai
>>78735750
Don't worry, Jesus is coming back to America and will save every Mormon.
>>78730401
During the last ice age people lived in Väster/Österbotten due to the gulfstream so we will be fine.
And for it to create a mini iceage the eruption would have to last for weeks. No way of knowing how much eruptable magma that is in the chamber.
>>78730401
Umm I'm pretty sure Finland would be "fit for habitation"
>>78730225
It's what is called a "super volcano," there are a small handful of them around the world. They are fucking huge, erupt explosively and send an ash cloud pretty much around the world. Obviously, nobody has ever seen one erupt, so we have no real idea what conditions might signal an imminent eruption. But disaster cultists like to pretend that every fluctuation at Yellowstone is a sure sign that it is gearing up for an eruption.
Given the geological record of how rare eruptions are, there is little chance that any of them will erupt before we are all sleeping with the ancestors. But if there WAS an eruption, destruction would be on a gigantic scale, and effects would be felt globally, notably in a probable mini-ice-age.
>>78735980
>being a Mormon
Nah fuck these people.
Though all the Mormons here have a ton of stockpiled food, we might survive for a while.
>>78730258
How tall are you?
>>78730229
>kill every plant
Think about what you are saying. Recall that there have been eruptions before. Further recall that there are still plants.
South Texan here. I'm safe.
>>78734579
Considering Yellowstone erupting was some scare craze for a while, it makes sense that the U.S. decided to make a plan if it should occur. Which would probably include climate models after the eruption, to find the best regions to start growing food now that America's bread basket is under ash. Seed storage has always been a thing and we'll definitely be getting resources from other countries.
However, those maps with such a large ash range are assuming that Yellowstone will erupt in the most powerful way it has erupted in the past. Yellowstone has erupted many times of differing power. Last I read, the consensus of most people that study that caldera, don't expect Yellowstone to erupt with such power (if ever it will erupt again).
At this point, those range maps are basically worst-case-never-gonna-explode-with-that-power-anymore situation. It's the boogeyman of Americans that's pushed by paranoid radio hosts and sensationalist authors.
Party at my house.
South Florida.
>>78731377
Mid Atlantic Ridge. There is ALWAYS seismic activity there.
>tfw Northern Maine
is south georgia safe?
DEATH TO THE MORMIES
DEATH
DEAAAAAAAATH
>>78730042
Yellowstone is not a normal volcano with a peak and everything. Instead, it is basically one huge underground lava lake that if it were to explode, it wouldn't let off the pressure gradually - it would blast off a huge area of more or less flat land. The explosion would be so sudden that it would be felt all the way in the east coast, and maybe even Europe. Yellowstone is some next-level shit. Also, the explosion would be enough to trigger a few if not all of the volcanoes around the ring of fire. In other words, if it blows, we're fucked.
>>78729906
I'll make sure I have a bottle of Windex to clean up with.
>>78731652
Maybe in a few thousand years maybe never, like other volcanos, super volcanos become extinct eventually.
>>78729906
Mfw in Miami
Get fucked
>>78732693
And every eruption has been a fucking pussy compared to the eruption before it.
>>78731668
It is almost always neither a good or a bad thing. It's just a thing that happens all the fucking time along ridges and trenches
>>78732110
I'll give you this -- it beats much of the rest of SC. And your fireworks are at least legal.
>>78729906
I love you lads
We'll be okay
https://sites.google.com/site/yellowstonesupervolcanoes/eruption-prediction
>>78729906
i'm claiming this thread for the fire lord
>>78733248
>>78734076
Cannibalism isn't a good idea.
Don't tell me you aren't scared of Prions?
You know, Prions, that are extremely difficult to sterilize?
Fug im in chicago
>>78736688
>trigger
GTFO SJW
>>78729906
Calgary reporting in, does this mean I'm dead? Or will I survive to fight off the volcano niggers and lava zombies??
>>78737584
then you were dead before the volcano anon
>>78736397
Underrated
>>78732693
>It's due to blow
>I just flipped two coins and got heads, tails is due.
Probabilities do not work that way in either case. Odds are what they always are -- remote in the extreme -- for an eruption in the next century.
At the moment, there is no evidence that any huge new lava reservoir is forming up under Yellowstone, so an immediate eruption is fantasy doomsday shit.
>>78730258
just buy a gasmask friend.
also
>>78733345
Plants can already survive a winter -- a super volcano would cause a worse and somewhat longer winter, followed by a period of generally milder weather. Other than those killed around the eruption (meaning within several hundred miles, downwind) it will be a challenge that needs dealing with, but that's all.
Yellow what? Is this some American meme? I'm gonna assume that I'm safe up here on Svalbard :)) :DD
>>78733673
Nobody runs fast through ash fields.
>>78738162
Is there a lot of inbreeding up there?
>>78737584
Then you'll be fine. You already survived the least hospitable land in the world.
>>78729906
Where would it be safe to fly a plane in this situation?
>>78733798
Why, then, are mass extinctions not a feature associated with earlier eruptions?
>>78733557
Uh no, the best meat is on
1. Babies
2. Athletes
3. Day laborers
4. Dogs
pussys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h36j7aSsYWo
>>78732999
fellow renofag here. we must band together and set up a safezone in the mountains. i have a house in incline village i'd be willing to give for the cause
>>78738359
The rockies and northern California.
>>78733993
>massive tectonic shifts
You spelled "no tectonic shifts at all" wrong. it's in the middle of a fucking continent, and would be venting an amount of material and energy that would be negligible when compared to the North American Plate.
>tfw Colorado
At least I'll get to see a cool explosion before I get crushed by gigantic debri.
>>78729906
Hawaii my dudes
>>78730436
>>78730737
ill be roight
>>78734579
Do you have a contingency plan for what you would do if giant mutant ants came swarming out of your closet? It is only slightly less likely than an eruption of Yellowstone with no warning in or lifetimes.
Both would be really, really bad if they happened, neither is worth wasting a lot of time making plans. If a huge new magma reservoir starts to form, then we can start making plans, we'll probably only have a few centuries warning, but maybe we can plan something in that time.
>>78737365
>Kuru is no laughing matter...
>>78729906
You can come here after it erupts bro.
>>78738359
To the Moon, obviously
>>78738457
Coo bro.
Im down
>>78729906
Yellowstone is a meme.
MFW the word "Caldera" rarely appears in this thread.
>>78738946
>Do you have a contingency plan for what you would do if giant mutant ants came swarming out of your closet?
yeah it's called S&W .357
>>78738428
Somebody tell Woody Harrelson to just fucking relax, he's getting into Johnny Depp territory recently.
Entertainingly stupid movie,though.
>>78729906
G'day, mate.
>>78739545
It reminded me of Jurassic Park in a lot of ways, just in rhythm and style of writing.
>>78729906
St. Louis at the very edge of orange zone
I'll be fine, right?
>tfw orange zone
wew
>>78730196
>implying it won't blot out your sun
>>78739299
Bang, zoom, right to the moon...
>>78735669
People wouldn't survive in areas with more than a few millimeters of ash. It would be hot as fuck and it's also toxic. Plus, it only takes a little bit of ash collecting on buildings to make them collapse because it is super dense.
>>78729906
pretty sure that if Yellowstone goes off the entire planet is fucked.
so only people whose countries have been to the Moon post ITT
>mfw if the wind was blowing the other direction on the day of the Toba Eruption we would be 70,000 years more advanced
>>78739516
That is not a plan you've put together for ants, it is a general-purpose plan to deal with a certain class of problem. That's a fine idea, everybody ought to have a general survival plan, but planning for a specific highly unlikely disaster means you are wasting time and energy and resources that could have been put to better use.
>implying anyone in the US is safe from the ensuing famine
>>78729906
Kek eat shit 614 reporting in surviving is my game
>>78731216
Hans is finally facing reality...
>>78739985
>That is not a plan you've put together for ants
How do you know?
>>78729906
Idaho here, I'm fucked.
>>78739762
That was a big problem at Pompeii, and killed many f the people that died there in the days before the pyroclastic flow polished them off.
>>78739730
Then we will Shitpost in the shade.
>>78731565
Fuck off, we're full
>>78740161
Fair enough, I'll amend that:
Unless you are raving insane, that is not a plan you have put together for ants.
>>78729906
>new york
yeah
>>78740170
you are also too fucking retarded to set your region flag, kill yourself you worthless potato farmer.
>>78729906
>North GA
Pretty sure yup. My aunt lives right outside the park though so shes toast.
>>78733677
That's cool. Anymore like it?
>>78737725
it's not random probably, its a cycle. And the yellowstone eruptions aren't responsible for ANY of the flood basalt in the area, so "lava" isn't the major agitator of these events. Besides, the word you are looking for is magma, which they did find has been growing. Just google magma under Yellowstone, it's even bigger than the plume under Hawaii.
>>78730225
This ver is clearly political, notice how they extended the orange bar just far enough to include Los Angeles and San Francisco,, otherwise most of the population of California would not care
>>78740326
Hehhehheh, sucker.
>>78741516
>>78730225
It also depends on the direction the wind is blowing
like during the toba eruption >>78739948
>>78729906
Im in the 1-3mm zone.
>>78729906
Vancouver, just outside the dark orange
>>78732431
>>78729906
I'm Good.
>>78729906
Does living literally at the beach on the west coast and owning a small dingy count?
As long as i have like.. 4min of notification i can get into the ocean and head west.
>>78736667
>is south georgia safe?
Depends. Is Russia still annoyed with them?
>>78729906
In the blue zone. Less than a hour from the park itself. I am going to be vaporized. Enjoy your ice age fuckers.
>>78729906
Well I live in Hawaii so I'll be fine, but the volcano on Oahu will probably go off and kill me at the same time Yellowstone goes off. Also Earthquakes on the West Coast and hurricanes on the East Coast/South/Gulf.
When it rains it pours
>>78746029
Atleast you got to see the buffalo anon
>>78729906
Alaskafag here so I think I'll be safe. Will I still get sprinkled by dust, or am I safe from that too?
>>78730436
>>78738719
>you cannot post duplicate files
You sons of bitches, who else Fort Lauderdale here?
Am i safe?
>1mm in Atlanta
I'll just go to the Clermont and wait for it to blow over.
>>78746656
>You sons of bitches, who else Fort Lauderdale here?
>>78729906
Arkansas what what
