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MIDWEXIT FUCKING NOW COAST FAGS GET OUT REEEEEEE
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MIDWEXIT FUCKING NOW

COAST FAGS GET OUT REEEEEEE
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>>78722733
Indiana here, I'm scared
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What are we going to do about Minneapolis/St Paul, Detroit, and Chicago? Do we just force the people there to leave?
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Who /mitten/ here?
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>>78722733
sure thing brother

we need a SEXIT too
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>>78722733
Confederacy and Midwest/Mountain Coalitions should unite to REMOVE LIBTARD COASTS. Or at least conquer them.

Basically Free States with most of the military and guns vs nogun liberals. Time to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
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>>78723040
Might as well, they're just a waste of space in our Midwexit.
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Good riddance you fucking faggots, no one wanted Ohio anyways. "Pop"
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>>78722733
And nothing of value will be lost.
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>>78722733
Write a serious proposal.
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>>78723245
THIS. we just need to remove commifornia and jew york and then america is saved anyway.
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>have to take Chimpcago, Detroit, and St. Paul/Minneapolis with us

I'm not sure it's worth it.
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>>78723245
I agree with this
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>>78722733
Do we have to bring Michigan?
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If Detroit and Flint didn't exist Michigan would be perfect
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OHIOFAGS WHERE WE AT
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>>78722733
How exactly do you plan on surviving all by yourselves? You don't even have a sea port. Literally everyone will have you by the balls.
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>>78723169
sex what?
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>>78723169
>SEXIT

Has a nice ring to it. I could see this taking off.
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>>78722733
As a Hoosier...I would not want Minnesota, Wisconsin or Illinois in this treaty, with their Democrat run, nig-nog rigged, indebted states...and Michigan as a whole is borderline ghetto slums, and questionable. Fuck for that matter, Ohio is pretty dingy too.

As a Hoosier, I would look to opt out of this union as is would drag IN down.
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>>78723570
Columbus here
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>>78722733
Illinoisfag here, i agree with this and shitcongo seriously needs to go, if it was up to me i'd eject that shit directly to commiefornia, its literal cancer and it pisses everyone else in the state off.
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first point of order: make illinois into a lake

all in favor say aye, all opposed can get shot fagget
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Fuck you we're not going with Ohio
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>>78723296
I am from Ohio and we say soda, to this day I have never heard anyone say Pop
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Please. I would love if the US Balkanized. take western PA too.
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>>78723507
>took a wrong turn exiting 8 mile
>run down houses everywhere
>i see a group of 4 blacks on the street
> reverse and nope the fuck out of there
>mfw
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>>78723853
wisconsin plz, if anyone needs to get collected and thrown in death camps, its you lot.
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>>78723570
Cincinnati here
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>>78722733

Look at all those flyover states.
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>>78723884
butthurt nigger detected

go drink some flint water and choke to death
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>>78723296
>drinking the carbonated jew
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>>78723884
Cheers.
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>>78723884
Good luck with your high murder rates Michigan fag
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I'm down but can we expel the Somali niggers in MN when we leave?
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>>78723614
S(outh)EXIT

maybe we should just all go independent. i could see GA, SC, TN and NC becoming one state
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>>78723136
secretly best state ever, shhhhhhh don't tell anyone
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NY here. Please let me leave this liberal shithole and join you guys.

I saw a pixie-cut chubby girl at wal mart today with a septum ring, Pokemon tattoos, and 1 inch gauges.


I can't do it anymore.
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>>78723570

Best state reporting in.

Look at these fuckin dancing bunnies we have.
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>>78723169
>inbred racist hicks actually think this would work
Remember 1770? You know, that whole civil war thing?
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>>78724087
You southern fags already lost, you would just lose again.
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>>78723136
Mein neiger.
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>>78723693
There are two kinds of people in Illinois.
1. People who like Chicago
2. People not from Chicago

The rest of Illinois is conservative, don't worry.
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>mid west tries to secede
>civil war
>they realize they have no means to fight
kek
enjoy not being in the most relevant state (NY)
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>>78724184
>Civil War
>1770
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>>78724184
>1770
>civil war
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>>78724087
I just noticed that, while most state flags are brainless gluings-on of heraldic crests on a one-color field, the Confederate states are all somewhat unique but somewhat relate.
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>>78724062
Just high niggers.
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>>78723606
The great lakes connect to the big wet thingy in the east.
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>>78724184
You must be referring to the Boston Massacre. Yes, good point you raise.
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>>78724092
I love it but I would jump at the chance to buy land in SC if I had the money.
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>>78723570
>>78723806
>>78724142
Dublinfag here
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I trimmed some cancer, do you all approve?
We can turn them into fenced in national parks or preferably deep ass lakes.
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>>78723889
>Ohio
>not calling it pop
Nice try Ahmed.
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>>78723136
Best state reportin
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Ohio here, Please split us in two and let cincinatti have their own state, We can call it "Retardville" or "Coontown"
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>>78724184
1770 civil war. huh and we're the dumb ones?

>>78724197
>muh victory by attrition
>outnumbered more than 3 to 1 and yanks still took 100,000 more deaths.

not that i was implying civil war anyway. Americans are much closer now. i'd prefer peaceful succession memes aside.

>>78724428
people used to identify more with their state than "america" up until the civil war ended. most of the original states have unique flags.
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after some deep thoughts i have decided we should lake several areas
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>>78724593
there was some talks about turning some run-down parts of detroit into big zombie theme park things
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>>78724702
Come to Cincinnati and find out, I don't know any fags who call it pop
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>>78723570
Cleveland....
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>>78724738
It's pretty much a part of KY now. At least until that decrepid Jennings Randolph bridge collapses.
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>>78724593
>trims the Midwest most valuable asset.
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>>78724301
>>78724348
>>78724492
>>78724758
Thanks for the free (You)s dumbasses :^)
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>>78724903
you dont sound too enthusiastic about it
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>>78724738

Middletown here, please take us with you.
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>>78724841
ah, the great lake of Miperhurerio.
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Chicagofag here. Would happily move out and let them do an Escape From NY thing to it, especially the south side.

pic related
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>>78724841
Fine with me, just promise me you will do it quickly before people get a chance to flee and do damage to the good states.
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>>78723889
You are a fucking liar
Turkey Hill literally has billboards that say POPFEST
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>>78724476
yes but only by traveling through a series of locks and water ways that are controlled by NOT YOU
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>>78724593
>implying Chicago isn't the capital of the midwest
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Let me out of Nebraska, first.
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>>78724969
>muh autism you's

have another retard. its a couple bits of text.

not to mention you just gave me one. soooo thanks?
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>>78724977
Nah, it's good. We try not to brag about it too much so we don't get over crowded with hipsters and shit.
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>MIDWEXIT

kek fuck off. Why would you want to deny yourself the glory of a Trump presidency?
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NEXIT when?
(New England)
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>>78725139
Idk, when I lived in the sticks, the white trash would say pop... I've always said soda and haven't heard anyone call it pop since I've lived in the city, which has been a long time. Pop is an old people/white trash thing.
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>>78725139
Never been to turkey hill, been to Columbus though, live in Cincinnati.
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>>78724262
I know, the farmer folks are very likable in IL, I lived in Lake Co./North Shore suburbs in IL and Chicagoans are quite full of thrmselves (and Italian Beef sandwiches).

I would welcome IL anyday before Minnesota or Wisconsin...they went for Lubio and Cruz in the primaries. Unforgivable.
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>>78725295
Implying trump isn't a puppet for Hillary.
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>>78725295
Just incase Hilary gets it. No harm in entertaining the idea.
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>>78724593
What you do is what the men of south africa do.
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>>78722733
Missouri here.

STOP PULLING US INTO YOUR EXIT FLYOVER FAGGOTS

So far I have seen us pulled into a Texit, Midwexit, Norxit, Confederexit, and Bread-bexit and biblexit.

WE ARE MISSOURI WE ARE NOT PART OF ANY GROUP WE ARE THE CENTER LEAVE US ALONE AND STOP TAKING US INTO YOU FOLD REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>78722733
>>78722733
>No one visits their states
.>F-fine, we don't need you! Baka!
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>>78725613
Yeah we need our own exit just for us and no one else. MIXIT when?
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>>78722733
EX-EXIT

That means GTFO right this instant, with this shitty meme of putting "exit" behind everything.
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>>78722733
Kay I'm in, but this is the map.
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>>78724184
Fucking yanks thought they could run off with Abraham Lincoln and just continue using the Irish to pick cotton while those Brazilian slaves sat on their ass all day? I think not!
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>>78722733
Ohio here.
I just moved back to my hometown after living in Maryland for a few years after I got out of the Army.

Based upon what I saw on the east coast I would support this.
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>>78725195
Do they currently tax commerce to pay for the servicing of those locks and waterways?
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>>78725735
Only if we can detach from everything north of Jefferson City. STL, KC, and Columbia can burn.
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>>78724895
I'm tempted to find out where you live, walk up to your trailer, knock on your plywood, allow you to answer then lean in real close and whisper:
"It's pop you trailer trash..."
Then ever so casually walk way, swishing my hips and kekking as I hop in my car and drive back to the sane northern part of Ohio.
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>>78722733
Springfield, MO here. Surrounded by MSU Bernouts. Voting REMAIN, as leaving would mean I don't get to live under Trump's presidency.
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>>78724184
>/polack/ criticizing someone for being racist
lolwut?
>inbred
nice meme
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>No Colorado
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>>78723570

Ohiofags, is there update on the Akron pooper?
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>>78723297
>And nothing of value will be lost.
hello rebbit
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>>78723919
>nope the fuck out of there
hello redd.it
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>>78724593
>leaving Minneapolis intact
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>>78726648
You are either the same springfield anon I know from earlier or this fucking board is full of us.
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>>78726947
He's either moved, or stopped his shenanigans. Maybe stage fright.
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>>78723245
Johnny Rebel Reporting for duty sir.
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>>78725195
>Implying Midwestern control over the world's largest freshwater lakes wouldn't give us the leverage we need to pass.
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>>78722834
I'll hold you fellow Hoosier. We just need to not die when Michigan decides to destroy Ohio.
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>>78725372
pop is a midwestern suburban mom thing
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>>78726420
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>>78726252
I'm in Springfield. Needs purging, man.
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>>78727186
Do you hate deer?
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Sounds OK to me.
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>>78724966
The Flint water supply?
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>tfw no /pol/ bf in Illinois

why even live
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>>78724593
Detroit plz go
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>>78722733

>the Cuck Belt

You'd be New Somalia inside a decade.
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>>78728181
Post pics, I love in Aurora
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>>78723570
Worst people, ever.
Worst drivers, ever.
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>>78723853
Im from Illinois and I support this post.
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>>78728112
Fuck you faggot, there is literally no reason for the Cubans in the U.S to unite with niggers in islands.
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>>78728336


im a dude btw
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>>78728181

Des Plaines here, post pics
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>>78723169

> Dixit
> Sexit
The South is fucked whatever they try to call it.
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>>78728983

see

>>78728739
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>>78722733

Fuck off corn niggers, Ohio is our brother, they say soda like a civilized American.

Greater Pennsylvania Co-prosperity Sphere when?
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>>78723169

The proper strategy is to keep United States of America and let everyone else exit YOUR country. Jackson, Jefferson and Washington were no Yankees. I think this is the strategy of modern Southern politicians in DC. Washington, DC and parts of Maryland are also proper southron territory.
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>>78724184
>1770
>Civil War
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>>78728739
>>78728336
Perfect! I need guy friends who aren't cucks.
Your not a cuck are you anon?
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>>78722733
> Everyonexit
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>>78723296
>Kraut
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>>78729481

contact?
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>>78729577
map is so fucking wrong delete it
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>>78728468
i actually find this to be very common among illinoisians

a lot of them think their state is a joke
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>>78722733

Minnesota checking in. Pls nuke Minneapolis. Rest of the state is ok though.
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>>78729778
this is why

Chicago, it's suburbs, and Gary Indiana, should become their own cucked state and give us back half of our electoral votes

it's like the JUST meme had its own state
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>>78729615
Y-Y-You first. I'm scared you will DOX me and steal a kidney. Either that or your black.
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>>78730012

just drop a steam/skype/kik or disposable email my dude
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>Kansas in every map
Th...thanks for remembering we exist! We have Fort Riley and McConnell so we have tanks and refuelers for the impending war.
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MN fag here
Please just get rid of Minneapolis. St.Paul dindu nuffin.
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>>78729767

Delete your post since it disagrees with my based map.
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>>78724841
>North Dakota
>Accepting redniggers on your land
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>>78723296
Ohio is the land of "Soda" you fool.

Pop sayers should be gassed.

>>78723806
>>78723570
>>78723946
>>78724903
>>78726947

Anal Winchesterfag Reporting in.
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>>78730141
[email protected]
Plz no kidney stealing.
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>>78722733
>search
>no results for iowa

Are we doing it right or wrong?
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[spoiler]I unironically wish that the south and middle parts of America would just secede already, leaving just the west coast and New England[/spoiler]
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>>78723169

Looks good to me

SEXIT!

The ballot should read

"Should (state) exit the United States?"

[ ] Yes
[ ] Hell yes
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>>78729577
Did someone get paid to make this retarded map? I have to know.
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>>78729973

I was genuinely shocked when Quinn didn't get re-elected. This state loves fucking itself over repeatedly with shitty politicians.

t. Chicagofag my whole life
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>>78727935
Can we just burn raytown
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>>78731559

Is someone paying you to hate on it?
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>>78729577

dafuq am i even looking at here
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>>78732317
Sure, but you'd have to go up to KC/Independence for that. Actually, fuck all of it. Airstrikes for all of them. I have kin in Bolivar. We'll just ride it out there, come back to execute the survivors with right-wing death squads, and rebuild.
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>>78722733
I was born in Indiana (Lafayette specifically, raised in the butthole of Frankfort and moved north to Rochester before moving out from a job transfer) and am in Hostile Colorado territory. Shall we begin the conquest?
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>>78724841
I'm ok with this.
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>>78723884
michigan isn't superior to anyone, you're the memestate of the midwest

go beg the UN for some more water and free internet because you didn't pay your bills
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>>78724841
>removing the most prosperous places and best places to live in the entire country because they didn't vote for the Mormon faggot
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>>78723136
Mitten master race reporting in
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>>78722733
Left 2 years ago. Fuck Illinois
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>tfw cityfolk come to town and give me strange looks when I offer them hospitality corn
>most of them have never even had fresh squeezed corn juice
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>>78723040
just burn down riverside plaza and north Minneapolis problem solved
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Midwest is the best. Every other region is dog shit. We are the real Americans.

Note: Captcha was mountains. Fuck mountains, we dont need em.
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>>78734140
>they haven't been offered hospitality corn
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>>78723889
Lying idiot.
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>>78723946
St X or Moeller?
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>>78734551
Feels good breh

Being a white midwestern male is tops. And if your town ever gets BLACKED you can drive for 40 minutes and be in whitesville again.
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>he doesn't give hospitality corn
rude
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>>78734752
>>78734570

is this a new /ck/ meme? is this the first time they've made a meme?
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>>78723884

>Ohio gets mentioned
>Michigan chimes in immediately to say 'fuck Ohio'

Like a bitch who can't let go.
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>>78734957
>Michigan chimes in
Who?
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>>78734741
1. I know my neighbors.
2. Little league baseball.
3. The local ice cream place.
4. fields.
5. Small towns close to nice suburbs.

Heaven.
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Wiscexit when?
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>>78727538
>implying we wouldn't help Michigan as their loyal vassal state
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>>78735130
Wisconsin's hat.
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>>78722733
Chicongoan here. We'll do something about the niggers, right? You won't just have me nuked along with them?
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>>78735411
Western Ohio and Eastern Indiana is literally the same thing.
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>>78723977
>flint water
bitch i drink detroit water. cleaner than yours. stay jealous, ohiofaggots.

>>78724062
you mean the 3rd richest city in the country with a population under 10,000. kek, so glad I'm not you

>>78733182
stay mad at our superior nature, faggot., my detroit water is cleaner than yours. eat shit and die.

>>78734957
>says the fag from ohio

>>78735130
shut the fuck up, commifornia.
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>>78727538
>implying Ohio would let anyone in the midwest survive if Michigan goes to war with Ohio a second time
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>>78735304
Sounds like my town 20 years ago, before the Chicago yuppie development and Mexicans ruined it. I wish I was born earlier. Back in the day, the whole town used to have big bonfires and party in the woods. There was one spot where everybody would go every weekend. Eventually police had to put the kibosh on it. It was like that party from Dazed and Confused. Nobody parties in the woods anymore.
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>>78735956
Sounds like you come from Downers Grove!
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>>78732562

A fantasy style future balkanization with present borders for current reference, much in the style of Nine Nations of North America. I made it for a map thread a while ago.

Some areas are more well thought out than others. The Mormon area is a mix of the original Deseret colonies and modern LDS membership. Dixie is essentially the black belt - counties with the most blacks and most slaves in the 1800s. New Atlantis is a collection of beachy tourist traps in the Caribbean which have cultural ties back to the days of sea pirates. Smoky Waters (also called Smoke on the Water after the song) is the Great Lakes industrial core. Norgard is the German and Scandinavian plains farming region. The Core is all the old Atlantic and St. Lawrence major cities built in the 1600s and 1700s - Montreal, Boston, Quebec, Albany, New York City, Providence, Hartford, Philadelphia and Baltimore. Peace Coast is "Ecotopia" in Joel Garraud's terms. Appalachia is the original area of majority Scots-Irish settlement which answers to the upper south. Rio Bandito is Northern Mexican settlement on both sides of the Rio Grande. Everything else is pretty much left over. Front Range is made up of the practically identical high plains and Rocky Mountain developments from Alberta to Colorado. Sierra Cascadia just fills the hole between The Hive and Peace Coast. New California is LA, SD, Phoenix, and Tuscon, plus a bunch of Mexican states along the Pacific coast. I thought Hawaii and LA went together, but they could be a separate country due to geographical isolation alone.
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>>78736142
Close, about an hour north actually. It's happened everywhere. I can't even imagine how /comfy/ we would be without Mexicunts.
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>>78736293

> Joel Garraud
Joel Garreau

I was going to look that guy's name up and correct the spelling but I forgot after writing everything else.
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>>78735854
I've lived in Ohio, Michigan, and Indiana. They're all good states. The bad areas are relatively confined in Indiana (Gary/suburbs of Chicago) and Michigan (Detroit/Flint), while Ohio has shit everywhere, but not quite as densely as the other two. Michigan has the best city (Grand Rapids).
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>>78725213
>implying we wont turn Chicago and Detroit into for profit penal colonies
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>>78736510
Well you have to remember Ohio has, what, 7 major cities (over 100k pop)? Not sure how many the other two have. Like you said, Indy and Detroit dwarf most of the Major Ohio cities (well, maybe Indy is close enough to C-bus or Cincy or Cleveland). But yeah. The poop is distributed but not as dense. Good post.
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>>78723136

We have all the water faggots. Fuck yea.

Some of you faggot states dont have any water. Why even live?
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>>78722733
Literally the worst part of the entire nation.
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>>78734428
and little mogadishu.
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>>78737051
We all got rivers, friend. If I had a camera I would take a picture of the one flowing by outside. I don't need your damn dirty poopoo lakes.

Also I petition to rename Lake Michigan because fuck you
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>>78737172
Southern trash detected.
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>>78724184
>1770
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>>78722733
ND here.

We don't want to be associated with anything east of us. Thanks.
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>>78737172
rare
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>>78726648
Ayyy lmao I'm from Springfield too. We should remain neutral and mind our own damn business while everything goes to shit around us.

OR..... MISSOUXIT

> mfw WE CAN CONTROL THE MISSISSIPPI AND REAVE ALONG THE COASTS! WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE!
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>>78737172
Nice proxy. Ok. Point taken.

Look smsgt anon, Ill take my frosty fall mornings with Brethren farmers over dixie or the megapolis or the surfer bros any day. Midwest is heaven on earth. Im sure you will retire here because of the numerous VA hospitals and reasonable cost of living.
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Tfw SE Minnesota
Maximum comfyness
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>>78737345
Fried butter/Packers fan detected


If your not part of the 13 original colonies, your not even American
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>>78737436
>CAN CONTROL THE MISSISSIPPI

Sure about that?

Pic related.
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>>78737635
>Afghanistan telling who's American and who's not
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>>78737635
>Packers fan

You take that back rat bastard.

Bears will win the Super Bowl.
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>>78737854
>Bears
>Winning anything
Submit to your Wisconsin masters
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>>78737635
Says the Italian whose family immigrated to New Jersey in 1911.
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>>78737846
>>Afghanistan

Dude's been posting quite a bit lately, he's just deployed there, he's not actually a towelhead sand nigger.
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Wisconsin here,

Let's do it
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>>78730981
:^) got you now
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>>78738026
Ah, I see
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>>78738069
My man.
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>>78737846
Yeah whatever queer I get to kill people for America

>>78737854
>Da Burrs
The only thing you win every year is how to be the biggest disappointment in your division
>>78737985
You take that back I'm from North Carolina
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>Live in Oklahoma
>Never in anyone's exit
:(
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>>78723040
I wouldn't be surprised if Chicago eventually became its own city-state.
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why would we want anything east of the mississippi river it's just niggers, niggers, and more niggers over there
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>>78738192
Nobody could think of a catchy name.
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>>78722733
OMG YES! Fuck the coasties!

t. Wisconsinite
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>>78738318
Good. I hope we can build a big beautiful wall to keep them in.
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>>78724087
I say when #TEXIT occurs, all the other Southern States should hop on board with it.
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>>78738108

Yeah, honestly there's a chance I'm wrong, but most threads I've opened and considered shitposting in lately I've seen the Afghan flag. Someone always calls him out, he always says he's deployed, someone asks his unit, etc.

So either it's one very fucking bored boot on deployment or it's a bunch of English-speaking sandniggers that found 4chan on somebody's dropped cellphone or something.
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>>78738334
Okexit is only one that sounds ok
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Yes, let the world burn!
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>>78738182

>I'm from North Carolina

Hey. real question for you. I was at Gettysburg and everyone goes on about Pickett but it was the NC divisions who suffered the worse in the charge. Do you guys get pissed that Virginia steals your sacrifice for their own in the War of Northern Aggression?

Also, we invented flight. You guys were just the best place to test the airplane.

Take care, Corporal.
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>>78723693
>Wisconsin
>Democrat run.

??????
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>>78738591
Yeah its a it annoying but North Carolinians HATE being in the spotlight. For anything. We like that our state is super under the radar.

That bathroom bill pissed alot of people off not because of the actual bill but because of how quickly NC was thrusted into the national spotlight. North Carolina loves money, but hates the fame.
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>>78722733
> coast fags
Don't knock muh great lakes

Also what would our flag be?
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Who would be president? Rick Snyder?
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Thank god, trim the fucking fat. I can't think of a single thing these places produc thatwe couldnt grow in California, or import from Mexico
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>all states in the northeastern/midnorthern part of the country
>STILL called the midwest
This will never stop triggering me
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Hoffman Estates, IL checking in here. Fine with the idea but south and west sides of Chicago, Detroit, and east st. Louis got to go.
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>>78725613
Kek mobro
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>>78723570
Cincinnati reporting.

Also, I hear people say "pop" all the time.

Pop.
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>>78737436
We can do this. The crux of the Mississippi and Missouri Rivers are the most problematic choke point in the US, and being from KC, that's native soil I know well. We will own this state, lad.
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>>78733546
VPN?
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>>78737172
Nah. There are some parts of the Midwest that are pretty terrible (mainly cities, and places like East St. Louis.

But there's a lot of good shit too.

t. Guy who lived in Missouri most of his life.
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>>78723040
Tfw you leave rural north Michigan to MSP for work.
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>>78734551
But there are several mountains in the midwest.
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State rights now!
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>>78723136
lakelets jelly
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>>78726938
I know this feel. We have to embrace that we're something else now; these people won't accept us as their countrymen.
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>>78739350
This.
We're not a bad state. It's simply that the glaring majority of large cities are all shitholes across the board.
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Considering that the midwest is mostly populated by people or german descent, there is no reason we can't set up a Reich.
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>>78723570
Dayton here
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The shitiest of the states.

Sorry you have to be included Ohio. You deserve better.
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>>78739559
CO is the west though.
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>>78739242
That sounds fucking great. If we are going to control the waterways we will need allies though... I just don't know who to trust. Illinois is a definite "hell no" but Iowa triggers me too.
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Wisconsin would be an easy sell for this EXCEPT:
1.) Milwaukee
2.) Madison
For slightly different reasons.
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>>78734673
Jesus Chris I fucking hate how everyone in this city always asks about highschool.

But...

Moeller, and before that st. C
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>>78724993

Transplanted Middletonian living in Iowa now. I am craving me some Cassano's right now.
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>>78723570
Marion on standby
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>>78740502
Caledonia and Martel are based.

t. Hail the River Valley Vikings.
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Wausau, WI checking in...
on board
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>>78723889
I say both and so does most people in Marion.
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>>78740476
>Cassano's
Hey Middie, Im gonna have some Vic Cassanos pizza right now. Ill do it in honor Fenwick high school.

Note: Captch was pizza.
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No need to leave the union mates, just enforce 9th and 10th amendment and get rid of 90% of the federal brocourcy. Also interstate commerce problems are a myth, if laws in one state make you uncompetitive, just move to the state with better laws, don't whine to daddy about regulating it. We are more a like then different now, deal with it.
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>>78740984
>Also interstate commerce problems are a myth
Literally in the constitution that congress control interstate commerce.
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>>78740984
Ah yes Japan.... we will get right on that.... soon.... very soon indeed....
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>>78740943
I saw the new Fenwick campus. Very impressive! Is it even considered to be in Middletown though? I used to live on Aberdeen Drive near Central Ave.
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