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I'm getting divorced tomorrow. And I'm finally going
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I'm getting divorced tomorrow.
And I'm finally going to lose my virginity tonight.

I was in a 3 year master-slave relationship with my wife until she told me some weeks ago that she's not into it anymore.

To begin with, I met her 3 1/2 years ago in a BDSM forum. Since I'm a Masochist and she was a real cruel Sadist, we were ment for each other. We got married right away because she said it turned her on. Instead of a ring, I got a chastity belt. Nedlessly to say, she hospitalized me in the wedding night.

Alltogether, it was wonderful. She held me as a slave, a housekeeper. When she wasnt at home, I had to wear maid clothes and do the housework, when she came home, she beat me bloody. I never left the house in the entire time, nor did I speak to my family, friends or anyone. She was the only thing for me.

Because I wore the chastity belt the entire time I couldnt come, except from my prostate.
This was the happiest time of my life. She malnourished me and made me her toy.

Thats why it shocked me when she told me, that she no longer gets satisfaction from just beating, skinning and burning me. She told me, she could only get off to snuff anymore and would probably kill me if we continued our relationship. She already made me sign the paper (by force), but told me, if she couldnt take my life, she'd at least take my virginity.

I'm still sad and I don't even know if I should look forward for tonight. Help me /pol/!
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>>78685519
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>>78685519

>German
Why am I not surprised?
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>>78685519
Okay Ahmed, here's what you do.
sdaighhaeiwg
dasgoewghoaiwhegfoiaewf
asgnj3htg8awhesgoihawegohiaewg
and you'll be saved.
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>>78685519
You should probably take the death option.
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>>78685519
>Help me /pol/!

Kill yourself.
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>>78685519
>I was in a 3 year master-slave relationship with my wife
Really makes you think
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>>78685519
What the fuck.
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>>78685519
OLD
L
D
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This can't be real.
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>>78685519
I saw this exact same posts so many times with the same damn pict that I stop giving two shits
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>>78685519
I WILL...

BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNN MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BRRREEEEEAAAAADDDDDD
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>>78685519
I....here is some hospitality corn dude. I just don't know.

I can't be doin with this.
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>>78685519

What is it with Germans and BDSM anyway? There's literally no other country on earth with as active a BDSM community relative to their population as in this country.

The only porn that is weirder than German porn is Brazilian porn as it's full of trannies and farting
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>>78686255
Does hospitality corn ever come on the cob?
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>>78685519
>>78686098
It isn't, its been posted before.
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>>78686255
>hospitality corn
Why did that make me laugh
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>>78685519
You know what to do.
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>>78685519
I've seen this copypasta before.

2/10
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>>78686312
You don't think having a chick yell at you in German, and then beat the shit out of you is hot?
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>>78686326
You have to specify usually. But no corn holders, you get it on a stick.
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>>78685519
this sounds like pasta
also
>op not replying in thread
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Cool story cuck
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>>78685519
>welcome to Germany
>1 post by this id
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>>78685519
If you are that much of a cuck, you might as well let her snuff you kraut.
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>>78685519
Let her get off by snuffing you
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I know it's probably pasta but I'm wondering if she final puts it in her cooter and he realizes his fetish is retarded when he feels what he has been missing.
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>>78686732
Also do you know how quickly you'd bleed out in that position? Also why do his tears seem to stream down his face while upside down?
>autism triggered
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>>78686908
I didn't draw these, but I should edit them to be anatomically correct, I will once they start bothering me.
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>>78685519
>an average German
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>>78686908
You won't bleed out too soon. In the old times they would saw your torso until about the belly button. Being upside down means your head gets all the blood and you stay conscious the whole time.
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