Ameribros:
If Trump wins, would you join his army?
I'd be the first to sign up if he built a foreign legion
>>78675179
>tfw no Freikorps
>>78674955
I was in the Army under our evil sith Lord GWB. Now I just wanna drink cold beer, smoke some good bud, and shoot guns. Is that too much to ask for?
>>78674955
I'm 31 so too old, but hell yeah
I'm already in.
The feeling of killing another human being is simply perfection in its purest form.
Is that ARMA III?
>>78674955
>kneepads
how much cock do these faggots suck that they need kneepads?
>>78674955
I'm 39. Other than my damn Achilles tendinitis, I'm in good shape. Haven't gone to the range in a while, but I'm still pretty decent. Lift weights, practice kickboxing and try different methods of working out whenever i can. Give me roids and GH and my Achilles problem won't be one.
I haven't slowed down too much yet. but would gladly surrender my life for a greater cause and some kind of honorable death on a battlefield vs just growing old and letting life kill me.
>>78674955
No, but I would join the deportation force.
>>78674955
> If Trump wins, would you join his army?
> shows Air Force
Already in the air force soooo... yes?
>>78675880
I think long term knee injuries are some of the most common injuries suffered by military personnel so it makes sense to protect them as much as possible.
>>78674955
If Trump wins, im going to England
>>78676328
Ok Rambone
Prexisting medical condition. I want to, though
>>78677507
You won't be missed Kunta Kinte
>>78675309
>you will never crush lefties while the government looks the other way
feels bad man
>>78677777
Cyecked.
>>78674955
I am a former Marine but not too old to join the Army.
Count me in.
>>78675309
Feels extra bad man
>>78677777
Checked
>>78676328
>Skinhead dies
>Goes to hell
>Sees Satan
>>"B-but my Valhalla! My women!"
>"Lol! No kid! Into the fire you go!"
>>78674955
>tfw i can't join the US army to achieve my goals in life
;_;
>>78678399
>skinhead
You apes think anyone who supports trump is hurr muh nazi.
>>78678399
>skinhead
>implying /pol/ hates people based on skin color
Facts are racist
Too old now, but if I were younger, yes. In a heartbeat.
>>78674955
Yes because I know we wont be sent to war.
>>78674955
I would, but I only recently got out of Obama's Army.
>TFW worked your ass off to join the military
>TFW you join the Coast Guard and are 3 days from graduation
>TFW for absolutely no reason you get your first asthma attack in 10 years while sitting in your bunk and are discharged
Just fucking end my life please god
>>78675366
>>78676328
What about the Borderland Militia that he will surely start?
>>78674955
enlisting by the end of the year or beginning of the next, co-worker was EOD for 6 years, told me to give 18x a shot. Gave it some thought and said "fuck it".
Maybe I will die in Syria, they got some real fucked up durkas out there.
Been there done that wont go until war goes full
>>78679398
>18x
Just pucker that sweet boipucci thats SF selections
>>78678008
Typical marines. The question had nothing to do with you yet you feel obligated to blab. This is why nobody likes you.
>>78679671
He's warned me and given details. Then I watched videos, lurked /k/, and read a bit. Seems like they really made RASP more feasible with the drills and exercises.
Only thing saving me from getting kicked is to be vocal during the right times with the correct ideas and portray some unique individual effort that they can mold into something greater.
My chances are slim but I'm game.
>>78677777
Damn son
>>78674955
Not unless we enter an actual war.
None of this asymmetric shooting militia bullshit, if an enemy actually threatens the states then I'd join.
>>78680373
Dude rasp is ranger pre selction course. Thats for 11b not 18x
>>78679398
>serving under President Hillary
I guarantee you'll die in Syria.
>>78680813
Right, they cut about 80% of the candidates through RASP. That's what I meant by "feasible".
I'm not certain about 18x itself, I predict my legs will give first, I won't be able to stand back up. Then I'll be stuck with driving a truck for four years.
What was your MOS?
already in it. dont get your hopes up still full of niggers, spics, and females.
>>78681472
Trump won't be stumped, Hillary will hopefully be in Prison by my deployment. If I manage.
>>78681592
I was a 19D scout. Shit was dumb and i rather be a medic. Or do a pog job. I got in right after new dawn in iraq and Afghanistan and left right before they reopened new deployment orders back to iraq
>>78678008
jarheads never learn
>>78680290
Fuck off, scum.
>>78681854
What unit were you in?
>>78679398
Enjoy washing out
>>78679398
>I'll do 18x with the attitude "meh I'll give it a shot"
you're fucked
whatever you do make it to the end of selection so that if you're a non select you can at least try again later
if you quit you never get another chance
97% of you are euros or fat fuck, why the fuck would the army want shit birds who can't do a single situp?
>>78681854
Shit sucks, if it's something you have to experience I'm sure you've considered French Foreign Legion.
I don't think I could do medic, too messy, and my co-worker told me they're obligated to give last words to a KIA's family. Not sure if he was fucking with me.
>>78674955
im planning on joining later this year. i hope trump wins though cause i dont really want to go get fucked by russians
>>78680373
Your chances are 0 with that attitude.
The only people who make it through are intensely motivated people who train for YEARS and years. Even then a super majority of them get cut. Noone half asses their way through assessment.
>>78674955
My dad was a green beret and served for many years and told me he'd never advise me to serve after he got out...but if Trump became President and needed my services I'd sign up in a fucking second.
>>78674955
Yes I would die for Trump as long as his army isn't directed by Zionists, for targets that would benefit Israel.
I'll probably go for Wall/boarder/LEO/SWAT under Trump.
My Education is for forensic science, but I could add some criminal justice.
If Hillary cheats and wins, I am for sure becoming a cop.
If Trump wins, i'll finish my bachelors degree.
>>78680373
>>78682399
this, you are beyond megafucked
might as well buy your 82nd airborne patches now
>>78682099
Yep. The attempt will break me. I just have to try.
>>78682181
I had no clue about the program until he told me I'd have a chance, however slim, the best compliment he ever gave me was my attitude was reminiscent of his old glory days.
>>78677833
Bottom right chap.
>They're minerals, Maria, Gott in Himmel.
>>78674955
Implying I'm not already in his army sempai
>>78682669
like I said, you're almost sure not to make it unless your 2 mile is in the low 11s and your 12 mile ruck with a 45lb bag is 13:30 pace or below COMFORTABLY
just don't quit, i would like nothing more than for there to be another Green Beret in Uncle Sams toolbox but odds are you're boned
keep your mouth shut as well, be a good team player but the salty seasoned guys will peer you out if you're a whiny bitch
read Chosen Soldier by Dick Couch
>>78682399
Funny, I've asked advice and given my own bode for personal future in the service, they've remarked opposite predictions. I'm not going to make excuses, I have 6 months to kick my own ass before someone gets the pleasure of ripping it apart. I just want to be in the elements surrounded by people I can say were my brothers, constantly distracted by the mental and physical stress to give me a sense of purpose or just belonging to something greater.
>>78674955
No.
>>78682043
4th ID in colorado
>>78682251
Im actually going to school as a paramedic to go into a PMC. I swore my allegiance to the united states and no other country. Now i rather be a contractor
>>78683046
Noted, thank you.
>>78675366
Age limit for the army and navy is 33
Navy reserve goes up to 40
>>78683285
If you really want to be SF cool guy status just go 11b first and get your fitness up and try out a year after your first duty station
>>78675179
This
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>>78683533
34, nigger.
>>78683435
Oh okay, Carson. Nevermind
>>78674955
I've been thinking about it and I'd say there is a really good chance I would. Before Trump I never thought I would want to fight for my country, but maybe he will finally give me a reason to want to.
An American Foreign Legion would be great. If the French, Dutch, and the Spanish can have them, why not us?
>>78683660
I swear you never go too far without almost reconizing someone here or in the real world
>>78674955
when he promise to remove kebab from europe, yes sir i would fight for him.
>>78683793
we do...you can go to US Embassy and sign up, you get w guaranteed green card while you're in and citizenship after your first 4 years
best kept secret on earth, but no one does it
there's Dutch SEALs for fucks sake
>>78683574
Maybe, months before I have to sign my life away. I will continue to look for tips and scour that "no bullshit" advice from all of you before making my final decision.
>>78674955
the USA army is full of blacks and arabs and latinos, there would be a civil war and the army would kill itself off if it had to choose a side.
Joined Febuary 16th. I have 2 more weeks of AIT until I'm sent to Korea. I joined to do my part in making America great again and got 25,000 for joining. Ask me anything.
>>78675318
A false emporer my young friens, soon the true sith will rise, and then we shall have peace.
If Trump loses you think he will form his own militia? Can I sign up desu senpai
>>78684154
Go to /k/ to the enlisted general threads. No bs assestment
>>78684351
>korea
Im so sorry youre walking into hell
>>78684351
Korea sucks, what is your MOS?
>>78684351
They still do enlistment bonuses?
Or is that entitled to a specific MOS/ASVAB score?
>>78675366
I think Chris Kyle was like 29 or something when he joined the Navy.
>>78684527
>>78684530
14T, Patriot missile operator. I'm getting stationed with Air Force, and I've heard nothing but great things about Korea. It's fun, it's just hot and humid as fuck.
>>78684457
I'm there everyday. Helpful guys with anything I asked.
>>78674955
you would have to be insane to join the military with trump as president.
>>78684670
>AF
Well theres your solution. Im Talking about casey and the others
>>78675179
I'd join the Emperor's Foreign Legion, unless they create Her Majesty's Foreign Legion first
>>78675309
>Trumpenkorps
>>78684770
Or a completely sane transsexual.
>>78674955
I've already shot brown people because Bush told me it would be good for democracy, and i didn't like HIM.
Fuck yeah.
OP, Are you ready to riot and revolt if he dosen't?
>>78674955
I would, but I'm on antipsychotics. I talked to a Marine recruiter the other day and he said I need to be off the shit for at least 2 years.
>>78674955
already am
>>78675880
>found the cod kiddy
I'd die for him.
>>78685009
But if I stop taking my medicine I get a very strong impulse to kill myself.
>>78684576
To be honest I don't know how they work. I had an 81, and my recruiter didn't try selling me on an MOS. he just said pick anything. So I did this because it had a good bonus, but it's a retards job.
>>78684770
And I'd be so proud to serve under him. If he wins, I reenlist and swap to infantry.
>>78684850
Casey?
>>78685117
I'm prepared to as well brother
>>78681592
If you don't make selection as an 18X, you'll just end up 11B if you're not injured.
People going 18X have a higher selection rate than normal enlisted going through SFAS mainly due to 18X going through SOPC prior to selection.
Good luck anon, keep working out hard. Get your PT test maxed and ruck march like crazy
>>78685156
You should try to join ISIS.
They are always looking for new ppl with your profile.
>>78685326
Is it Kasey or casey ?
>>78684351
Welfare queen
>>78685433
Digits confirmed for truth. Will look more into it. Thanks, anon.
>>78679398
>18X contract
18X contracts aren't given out like candy and they sure as shit don't offer it to some retard who thinks it's something you can just pick up and do. He may just want to set you up for an 11B once you wash out. If you want to fuck shit up go 0311. Nearly all SF and ally units adore a rifleman.
Having an attitude of "ah yeah whatever man" will just translate to you getting through boot and realizing you fucking hate it while you're at AIT. Spending 4 or 6 years being miserable isn't worth it. Just go fuck all somewhere else.
>>78685470
No idea what you're talking about
>>78685821
Camp name in Korea
>>78685882
Jesus christ finally
>>78674955
The only oppressor I see is at home. I would be a coward to join his army for the benefits.
>tfw nerve damage
I never asked for this.
>>78685399
>People going 18X have a higher selection rate than normal enlisted going through SFAS mainly due to 18X going through SOPC prior to selection.
I wasn't quite sure how to word this without sounding like a fool but yes, this was another important detail I was given. I appreciate your gesture, I believe I can embrace the suck. I just don't want to come back a soulless alcoholic. That's my biggest fear, the scars from trauma don't erase.
>>78685326
Study and go back. I remember something like 3 attempts only. If you break 110 you have the opportunity to have much more enjoyable jobs. 11B blows. You have officers who are playing politics while NCO's shit themselves because they're typically incompetent as fuck and worry about how to properly yell and knife hand the fuck out of you. You may have a SGT. That's cool as fuck but beyond that they're all shit heads.
>"Were going to rake the sand over here for awhile."
>How long
>"UNTIL I FUCKING GET TIRED."
>raked the sand for four hours while he walked through it intermittently
>four grown ass men who wanted to shoot shit are now raking sand for no reason for half the day.
>>78686138
Would fugg :D
Also, you can always be a operator for stabilized weapons.
You goona be chilling insed your APC with air conditioning, a cup of coffee (or tea if you are feeling fancy) and not have to run 5 miles with 80 pounds on your backpack while killing towelheads 3 miles away.
>>78686343
Head on over to the /Meg/ thread on /k/ if you have any questions about training
>>78679398
lol
welcome to the 82nd airborne
>>78686597
You in 3'rd ID?
>>78674955
No, because I already served in Bush's armed forces and I'm too old and fat now.
I'd gladly be cannon fodder for a war on the home turf though.
>>78685667
It's going nowhere for me, I have options, yet this has become my main motivating factor.
Trust me, I'm glad you tried to reason with me and save me the time and effort. Right now, this is what I want.
>>78686597
Thank you, where are the rocks that need to be washed?
>>78680551
but they always say "they" (???) "threatened the country"
Someone would have to actively attack the mainland, and not a few nationals from an """"ally"""", which we then ignore to attack neighboring countries which weren't already selling oil the way we wanted them to.
tl;dr I'd join OUR army, not Obama's, not the IMF's, not Trump's, ours.
10 years ago, in a heartbeat.
Now, nope. Too fucking old to do anything but local militia.
>>78686527
Automatic DQ here in the States.
>>78687804
>search "Automatic DQ" on Google
>something about a dicease
Wot?
>>78687966
I'm automatically disqualified.
Feels bad man.
>>78674955
I already served in Reagan and Bush the Elder's army. I think I may be a bit old for Trump's army.
Yes, I'm retired, with no life, browsing /pol/.
>>78674955
I would, but I don't want to serve with niggers and women.
Only white men can be my brothers.
>>78688044
But what nerve you have damaged?
On its knees or elbows?
Not sure if they would be able to find you have a problem if in any other place on your body.
But Army is stupid anyway. I had a good time when I served, but Im now 31. I would probably fail every single physical test on the book.
I also dont have patience to get orders anymore.
>>78675880
>t. Someone who has never done any hard labor
>>78674955
I'd highly consider joining the coast guard
Already in it, praying to god Clinton doesnt get elected
>>78680373
>18x
>RASP
>more feasible
I've been doing night and day land nav and orienteering and hiking since I was 12, and I'm still more worried about SFAS and SFQT than you are. Good luck, you'll need it.
>>78675179
You can still join the regular Army. I'm pretty sure the US has a service-for-citizenship program. Four years in the military and you'd be a US citizen. Hopefully in time to vote for Trump in 2020.
>>78674955
Trump will be assassinated by a republican on the 21st of july, mark it on your calendars
>>78674955
Honestly?
If he fights THE fight im down to support him in every way, who wouldn't?
>>78686893
You can fall into 1 of the 2 types of guys then. I went 75th from 3ID ay Bragg. Be a cardio guy or the strongest mother fucker in the world type. SF is a lot of class time vs expectation. Required language requirements. Depending on how you look determines where you're going to be stationed. Just remember like most of us did after one deployment with the 75th. That (pic related) can change real fucking fast and at that point you're either dealing with serious injury or directly to dead.
If it's a career (which SF) usually is I would recommend going to school first. Our CSM has a master's (it's completely useless and about psychology or some shit) but he could get there without a degree.
>>78689082
And youre souce on the plan shit poster?
YEP.
Never thought I would want to serve, but Trump as my Commander in Chief there is no doubt, hell YES
>>78674955
I can never fight for my country
>21 6'2 205 lean from 8 years of handegg
>Mfw terrible asthma
>Mfw 3 knee surgeries leaving me with chronic arthritic pain
>Mfw tore my labrum, rotator cuff, and shoulder capsule
Just fucking kill me /pol/
>>78674955
Damn straight.
Us Freedom Fighters GOTTA STICK TOGETHER.
>>78677777
Kek wills it
If the god emperor needs men for a politically pure force, then I am in. The military right now is pretty fucking cucked.
>>78674955
Only if he reinstates the ban on transexuals in the military, and removes women from combat roles.
I'm not willing to fight and die for social experimentation. I had a packet to enlist in the Army as a medic but cancelled it once this shit started coming through.
>>78674955
>US army
no.
>Trump OPS
hell fucking yeah
>>78676328
Too old. You might be able to enlist in the Air Force if you act fast.
