>Germany
>Be german
>Mandatory ass penetration exercise in school every day
>Say I don't want to participate
>Get sent to re-education camp
>>78669848
Butt-Nazis
This is full on r selected behavior. Not good.
>>78669848
> mental image of the trunchbull from matilda running "re-education camp"
> replace switch with dildo
Germany what have you done
>>78669848
>be Finn
>have weird fantasies
Keep on drinking, Finn.
>>78669664
What's wrong with sex ed? You sound like a prude weirdo.
And I thought penis inspection day was bad!
"Alright, kids. Everyone line and take turns sniffing these beads. If you don't, you'll be getting an F, reported for homophobia and publicly hanged"
>>78669664
>All right, class! Everyone pick a partner for today's lesson.
>federal schools
>>78669664
>tfw not a Ceuck
>>78669664
If its mandatory in islamic schools, it would be hilarious.
> be british child
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Wales_child_abuse_scandal
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Savile_sexual_abuse_scandal
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kincora_Boys%27_Home
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_Plymouth_child_abuse_case
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elm_Guest_House_child_abuse_scandal
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotherham_child_sexual_exploitation_scandal
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rochdale_sex_trafficking_gang
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-23300931
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/manchester/6427475.stm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derby_sex_gang
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxford_sex_gang
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telford_sex_gang
>>78669664
>Germany
>>78669664
Nuke them already they are waste of space
>>78670319
>be german granny
>go to local flowergarden to have a nap in the sun.
>get raped by 2 tanned germans
>it was understandable, since they had a bad day
>>78670319
their cities have sex gangs like they have soccer teams
>>78670068
>>78669848
If you don't participate in certain events you can and will get bad grades. Assfuck-Ed wasn't a part of my school but when I refused to participate in "tolerance" classes I got negative Remarks on my qualification.
>>78669848
I swear to god I found a half finished hentai game called hentai highschool 2.
It was about being a lazy 20 something principle of a failing high school. The goal was to corrupt the staff and students so it would become easier to pass outlandish and "progressive" rules
On was to bump up the sex education to become more and more in depth. Then you moved on to anatomically correct manikins. After that you could make the teachers stand in as the manikins and the class became more "hands on"
I bet if this continues we might see how far this could go. Not saying its going to get that bad but really how hard is it for a pervert to gain power to exploit children and staff? That happens all the damn time.
>you'll never be a qt German twink who catches the eye of the popular jock during the anal sex beads lesson and shyly ask him to demonstrate the proper anal insertion techniques on your boypussy
kill me now
>>78670334
>black babbys
BUAHHAHAHA
>How to be a single mother a mixed child: the curriculum.
My sides have been obliterated.
>>78669664
Is this the logical continuation of penis inspection day?
>>78670678
penis inspection day was necessary.
>>78670181
actually there are no federal schools in Germany
Only state schools
Are germans really not revolting about this? No protests? No groups on facebook opposing this and organising rallies? nothing?
Shit if this would happen in Poland the minister of education would be probably crucified. I remember when they tried to instill gender ideology into schools to teach about fags etc, they failed, it was a national hysteria in the media, catholic church organising processions, parents of children protesting etc.
>>78670877
thats why your are still a 2. grade country.
>>78670563
Fucking hell this post.
>>78670877
That would be social suicide and you would probably be beaten up by your local Antifa over your homophobic views.
>>78670026
Fuck off kike
>>78669848
>muslims exempt because of religious rights
>muslims allowed to take part in activities though so asto not exclude them.
>germanys face when their sons are literally sex toys for muslims
>>78670334
>Guide to being a single mom
>Black babies
PLEASE MY SIDES CANT TAKE ANY MORE
>>78670877
There is a fair bit of resistence about this
Mandatory school sex lessons were my biggest fetish as a high school boy though, so not by me
>>78670986
>social suicide
Are you fukkin kiddin me?
>>78670240
Anyone have Intel on this piece of Chinese propaganda? My top spies are at a loss.
Germany is a strange place. I would not want to live there.
>>78671492
Dagashi Kashi?
>>78671448
I live in a city that's nearly exclusively left, full of turks, fags and retards. The SPD/Grüne is so deeply rootet inside the peoples mind you could just delete every other party from the local elections.
If you grow up here; your family is left, your friends are left, your boss is left, your school/university is left, your mayor is left, your Landtag is left. And with left I mean the "ITS BEAUTIFUL TO GET FUCKED IN THE ASS"-left.
Try organizing a group in social media and you will be fired, expelled and shunned by everyone close to you.
>>78669664
Sexual educations in school is important, even if it's only a few hours, to teach boys and girls what the basics are. The. Basics. Starting with what a condom is and how it's properly used so it doesn't break (you need the dildo or a piece of wood for that). Or to teach them about AIDS and other illnesses; it's not all about just avoiding the pregnancy. Or that you can get pregnant from doing anal because the fluids can leak out, spread and get into vagina by accident; just like precum can get you pregnant so stupid methods like cumming out don't work.
People in general are super ignorant about the basic stuff.
These issues are never properly talked in a family and friends circles. Idiocy to the point some retards don't even know how to use a condom is bad for everybody.
>Kids in sex ed learn about caging, handkerchief codes, how to spot someone on the DL and watch SRS surgery videos
>>78669664
I don't believe this. This seems to far, even for current year
>>78669664
How will the Muslims take this? Allahu Akbar?
>>78670005
>Here ve have eine dissend von ze Euro Reich und tolerance!
>Zie undermensch pure kraut didn't vant to get rammed by mandingo's uberkock, velcome von ze
re-edukation kamp.
>VIR SIND TOLERANT
>hail merkel und ihr euro reich
>>78670087
Holy shit Germany... what did we do to you? Was it the World Wars? Was it the Berlin Wall? Was it the Volkswagen scandal? Was it you all getting raped by Soviets?
Please let us help.
>>78672584
because its not true.
There is some shitty organization publishing books where they suggest that, but there's no proof any teach ever used their adivce in any class ever
i know you people here arent that smart but i didnt think pol would fall for click bait headlines that bad...
>>78669664
and germans actually wonder why you guys left the EU
>>78670563
>the world is literally turning into hentai
Noice
>>78670526
wait what
>>78670526
Holy shit, when was that?
Also, didn't they remove Kopfnoten?
>>78674169
Kopfnoten were a gift from God until parents complained about their ADHS children getting BTFO'd on a regular basis
>>78674169
Ist schon einige Zeit her - das war als ich meinen Abschluss nach der 10 Klasse erhielt. Auf dem Abiturzeugniss wollte ich nichts negative stehen haben deswegen habe ich mich schön wie eine kleine bitch allen gefügt was der Leher gesagt hat um bloß keine Antipathie zu ernten.
>>78674698
Wann und wo war das denn? Ich hatte meinen Abschluss vor 5 Jahren und wir hatten nichts dergleichen.
>>78673766
and not just any hentai, odly super niche hentai
>>78669664
Oh my God!
the greentext liberal dystopia are coming true!
>when someone does something I dislike, I'll portray their behavior as a weakness
i really don't want to be a "bigot", and i've never knowingly engaged with a real life homosexual, but can you blame me for thinking they're all degenerate perverts?
i know the media tries to paint the idea that all homos are like Ellen Degeneres, and behave like normal people, but is it true?
are they all sick freaks?
>>78675080
Gays are people like you, people can be shit, they just like men for partners. It's not rocket science.
>>78674980
Why are Germans so delusional?
tfw 9 year old rutger watches explicit gay porn for 'education'
>what did you learn about in class, der childhoofen?
>I learned reacharound, fraulein. Now I must bleach mein asshole for extra credit.
>>78669664
Fucking Germans, can never do anything right.
They're either burning books and invading Russia, or teaching anal sex and being raped by arabs.
It's like they're incapable of comprehending a sane middle ground.
Only Swedes are worse.
>>78669664
I'm honestly starting to believe Germany is more cuck'd then Sweden now.
>>78675080
Anyone who engages in any lewd acts with the anus are chimp people and full blown degenerates.
Homosexuality in men is absolutely fucking vile. Having sex with animals would be more acceptable to me than men having sex with men.
Infact, I'll go so far as to say 13 year olds having sex with whoever they want to is more desirable.
Gay men are not right in the head. You shouldn't be in the company of a man and feel sexual advances.
>>78669664
holy shit. I cannot fucking believe this. How is this possible?
How do they have room between desks? Every american classroom I've ever been in has had the desks jammed together like a furniture chain fuck where you can't lean back without hitting the pencil of the guy behind you.
>>78675080
I don't know, is it normal for people to have 1000+ sexual partners?
>>78675966
I don't know but I've noticed that they more then any other country on /pol/ will get the most upset and defense about this stuff
>>78670345
atleast we dont shit on streets pajeet.
>>78676610
They are. Sweden has always been faggots.
>>78676431
Thanks - I think.
>>78676724
>Looks at sources in graph
>first source is from 1978
>2 other ones are from the late 1980s during the height of the AIDS epidemic
HMMM I'm sure this information is up to date and reliable
>>78676662
It's from a final, probably one of the last finals you take before you take on a trade or go to university.
>>78676724
>homosexuals
>people
I thought you would know better.
>>78669848
thats actually kinda hot
>>78676931
This. Surely they've "settled down" by now. This trend was sure to die. They probably only fucked so many people because of their persecution.
>>78676931
Yeah, I'm sure it has gotten much better with all that pride and open public fucking since then.
>>78670526
the fuck are you talking about? are we really that far gone?
>>78670026
You drink more alcohol than Finns. Your country is so shitty that Finland can't compete :(
>>78676610
I can confirm this
>>78676931
>ignoring all evidence that shit got infinitely worse since then
>>78675080
watch the youtube "proudtobegay" thing should clear it up
>>78669664
and what exactly is wrong with that?
>>78676724
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexualities:_A_Study_of_Diversity_Among_Men_and_Women#Obsolescence
>Philosopher John Corvino writes that Homosexualities is the study most commonly cited to prove that gay men are sexually promiscuous, but that it was not based on a broad sample and that a more recent and extensive University of Chicago study, Edward Laumann et al.′s The Social Organization of Sexuality: Sexual Practices in the United States, produced different results.[47]
>>78671931
Freiburg?
>>78670526
Du cooler Rebel
>>78669664
And I remember thinking it was fucked up when a girl at my high school told me at her previous school they made girls practice putting condoms on cucumbers.
I don't know why we need to do this in sex ed. If you can't figure out how to use a condom on your own, you have some bigger problems.
>>78675080
>are they all sick freaks?
not really no, but they have a high rate of sick-fuckery than the general population.
t.homosex
>>78669664
>germany is literally building a gay muslim army
kek
>>78670986
>being beat up by antifa
kek
>>78670635
Kill yourself faggot
>>78669664
What exactly is the end goal with teaching 8 year olds what a dildo is?
Is homeschooling illegal in Germany?
>>78670986
>local Antifa
>>78671931
Well whatever, you could be flayed for opposing evil some time back in past... If you give up right away you can only pray it wont get worse but... Nothing can defeat gods love in your hearth and people will know when they should follow... Even if lies made them ignorant they will cave in. Well i dont know how are germans adapted to extrasensory bs but some have to know and others will folow. Just try being good, being ignorant helps other side, and noone should fight lost war. When you feel like shit think about all the love of your family, present and past, that fought suffering just so you could live.
Also pls gibs wellfare??
>be against your daughter begging groomed to be Ahmed's sex slave makes you a nazi
>Vote in legit Nazis and your daughter is forcibly sent to a German youth camp where she is bred to produce more Aryan babies
I honestly prefer the second one desu
>>78670966
FUCK U, NAZI. (I KNOW THIS TRIGGERS U, BRAINWASHED KIKE).
UR """PROGRESSIVE""" 1ST GRADE UTOPIA, BY THE NAME OF GERMANISTAN, IS BEING RAPED BY NIGGERAPEFUGEES AND FEMINISTS.
DON'T DARE TALK SHIT ABOUT OTHER COUNTRIES
>>78675080
GAYS ARE DISGUSTINGLY PERVERTED. BUT I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT, SINCE I'M A PERVERT MYSELF. LOL
>>78670877
They didn't revolt after Cologne, so I guess nothing will stir them to action.
>>78669664
>>78679576
To desensitize them, break the bonds of family, and make them subservient to the state.
Read "Brave New World."
>>78682969
HOW DOES IT MAKE THEM subservient to the state?
>>78669664
What's the age of consent there? Seems like I should go visit and corrupt the youth.
>>78678513
Jup the thing is children are waaay more vulnerable to this "FUCKING PROGRAMING" and if their parent gives them "freedom" they will collect all this vile lies, manipulations and if they get something from it, they will trust it bc of parental instinct.
Fun story: Slovakia wasnt ever really big target of psy ops bc irrelevant duh and joos dont live with cattlerino and language barrier allso helped just as forrest did in past. But i HATED everything german like no mercy hated. War over For yearss, germans dildoing themselves for equality, being progressive and stuff. But in my 5yo mind they were all evil nazis ready to kill for fun. And that was from like 1 documemtary a quartal. Allso learned thay afroamericans are great, smart and respondible.
Current plan here is economic genocide fueled by parrents compassion for child/family so noone can have child unless they want to live like nogs and we got romas that gladly took this place and breed for benefits that let you rise child like in 19century which they dont mind for some would even sell them had the chance.
I have to work well into my 40s untill i could provide bare minimum. And bilions of € leave untaxed to germony bc our gubmint can allways take half of workers money in tax imstead etc. ofc it is decimal fraction of tax lost from open borders. PRICE IS NOT WORTH STUPID FUCKS
>“It is isolation that would destroy us, it would lead us towards degenerating in inbreeding,” the finance minister argued. “For us, Muslims in Germany are an enrichment of our openness and our diversity. Look at the third generation of Turks, especially the women. That is an enormous innovation potential.”
>“One thing is quite clear for the future – we have to invest more in Iraq, Syria and Libya, and then we will have to pay for sub-Saharan Africa’s development.”
>North African countries are already demanding more investment from Berlin “as a condition for taking refugees back,” he went on. “And they are right to do so.”
https://www.rt.com/news/346284-germany-migration-policy-incest/
http://www.zeit.de/politik/deutschland/2016-06/wolfgang-schaeuble-aussenpolitik-wandel-afrika-arabische-welt
>if you're not racemixing you're literally inbreeding
Germany :^)
THIS RIDE
I WANT OFF IT
LET ME OFF
>>78670877
That would a) mean the common german gets that information (protip: they don't) and b) go against the massive social pressure that anyone who speaks out against the regressive left gets their life absolutely fucked.
Saying "Waving germans flags and being proud to be a germans is fucking retarded and should be banned, all native germans are nazi." is absolutely okay. Saying "we should be careful about economic migrants and put a limit to them" is a career suicide for any politician.
>>78669664
it's <current year> c'mon. You can't stop the incoming Pax Judaica. Europe will be ruled by zionism while the white people will be a mixture of slavic and nigger immigrants, where good old values will be a remnant of the past.
By winning the EU, Zionsim will erase all these backward things of the past for a long ruling on the gullible goym to come.
>"But not all students are obligated to participate in the program. Muslim students receive special dispensation as it is believed some may be offended by the content of the program."
>>78675080
>Ellen Degeneres
>normal
Good. Any white kid already knows about these things and it's about time Muslim families are treated equally.
Germany is the most pathetic country on Earth. Wow. Sad little country run by women.
>>78686147
T. Run by a nigger
>>78669664
This is how Rome falls
>>78669664
Glad you've finally caught up with the times!
We've had this for a while now in Canada - It's 2016 ffs!
We need to teach our young grade schoolers about oral, anal, fisting, and the 6 genders!
Pic related, Mr. Prime Minister Justin Trudeau sitting with the man who made this amazing sex ed. curriculum for young Canadian minds - Mr. Benjamin Levin*!
>*NOTE: Mr. Levin (in pic related, 1 week prior) was arrested for charges of producing and distributing child porn. He is now finishing up the rather short 3 year sentence he received for his pedophilia
>Levin ;^)
Glad you've checked the current year Germany!
>>78686193
He has a penis. No German has a penis except for your new tanned German neighbors.
>>78686549
((((((((((Levin))))))))))
>>78686795
Atleast we aren't 60% white.
>>78669848
nooice
>>78683372
Are you retarded? Who spends as much time with your kids as you do? Federal/state employees. Who teaches your children values and shapes them into the people they will become once you are mo longer trusted or relatable? The teachers. The state. The assholes telling 8 yearold about sex toys in a country that had strong moral values a generation ago.
>>78670041
>>78670678
>>78670738
I've found out only recently that "penis inspection day" is only a meme. Here in Hungary, we don't have a dedicated one, but each and every year until... uh... grade 5 or 6 (I'm not sure), they do check one's penis and balls at the yearly school medical check-up to see if the foreskin can be retracted and both testes have descended. Yes, the doctor/nurse does grab your junk and balls and checks these.
God, please don't let this post become the "poo in loo" for Hungary
>>78689597
>Be hungarian
>Get benis checked by hot girl
pretty jelly desu senpai.
>>78689597
I can confirm this.
>>78690078
If only...
>>78690408
Look son, the best you can do now is pretend it's an actual cute nurse instead of an old asshole or an old hag that's a shit-tier doctor.
>>78687799
semi-sneaky flag gtfo
>>78675080
Maybe you've never knowingly engaged with one because the majority of them aren't flaunting their sexuality constantly?
>>78688235
SEX TOYS DINDU NUFFIN
>>78672356
FUCK OFF
>>78691781
Salty is a good flavor. What's wrong with it?
>>78687703
yeah, you're less. Pretty soon your whole country will be Germanless, especially when you're letting your sons get raped in schools and brainwashed into becoming faggots
>>78689597
If it does then you'll have only yourself to blame.
>>78669664
JUST ..
>>78675800
lmao
Germans are such fags. Hopefully you get a Mateen this bunch.
>>78695875
I feel sorry for my grandpa. He fought and all we get is a generation of faggots and hipsters.
Please whipe Germany out. We need to be reborn. It's full of faggots, you would lose your shit if you have visited Munich or Berlin.
>>78669664
I dont know anymore guys.
This ride is never going to end, is it ?
>>78669664
On behalf of half-decent faggots everywhere, I have to apologise for this shit.
Sure, we exist, but considering we're like ~3% of the population, you guys shouldn't have to have that shit forced upon you at every opportunity.
Please keep fighting the degeneracy /pol/bros, we'll support you all we can from this side.
>>78669848
Anyone got any doujins like this?
>>78669664
>and homeschooling is illegal
>>78692003
NASTY BOY
>>78696401
You should hug him and say you are sorry.
>>78669664
Germany is dead anyway, just like Britain and France
They are retarded enough to think through dialectics, so they go from one extreme to another
I only don't know, who (God?) and why made them the largest european nation, why can't they be the size of Switzerland?
>>78670334
FUCKING WEW LADS!
>>78701033
Pretzels are yummy.
>>78670526
Literal Butthurt
>>78702129
>SALTY FLAVOURED ICE CREAM
>TASTY
>>78669664
he he
>>78669664
WHO COULD BE BEHIND THIS?
http://www.europarl.europa.eu/RegData/etudes/note/join/2013/462515/IPOL-FEMM_NT(2013)462515_EN.pdf
>>78670334
i liked it better when cucklodry was just a fringe fetish, not a mainstream lifestyle
>>78689597
>God, please don't let this post become the "poo in loo" for Hungary
Check your dickilege.
>>78675080
Literally every gay person I met (male or female) have been utter, disgusting perverted fuckers. I've never met a gay I didn't want to beat up.
Also gay men will molest your kids and turn them gay. Never let a fag near your son.
>>78676931
They're even worse now.
>>78706189
>inb4 DEDICATED PENIS INSPECTION DAY
>>78669848
From a neighbouring shrubbery emerged a nurse, leading by the hand a small boy, who howled as he went. An anxious-looking little girl trotted at her heels.
"What's the matter?" asked the Director.
The nurse shrugged her shoulders. "Nothing much," she answered. "It's just that this little boy seems rather reluctant to join in the ordinary erotic play. I'd noticed it once or twice before. And now again to-day. He started yelling just now …"
"Honestly," put in the anxious-looking little girl, "I didn't mean to hurt him or anything. Honestly."
"Of course you didn't, dear," said the nurse reassuringly. "And so," she went on, turning back to the Director, "I'm taking him in to see the Assistant Superintendent of Psychology. Just to see if anything's at all abnormal."
"Quite right," said the Director. "Take him in. You stay here, little girl," he added, as the nurse moved away with her still howling charge. "What's your name?"
"Polly Trotsky."
"And a very good name too," said the Director. "Run away now and see if you can find some other little boy to play with."
The child scampered off into the bushes and was lost to sight.
>>78707498
Thanks, that's a better one than what I came up with.
>DESIGNATED DICK FONDLERS
Todays kids already know everything about sex toys, anal, oral etc. before they get sex ed in school. Not saying it's a good thing, but people here are rather open about sexuality.
>>78669664
>look at all the fun things you can do without a vagina!!
>>78670026
enjoy that muzzy cock while i be prude ;)
>>78669664
There is literally nothing wrong with this.
Oral and anal sex were covered in sex ed when I was in school.
They might have talked about sex toys, but I don't remember.
It's a good thing we have faggotry banned in our country.
