>>78665917
He is the literal definition of a broken clock
Remember when liberals were funny?
>>78665917
The Jews just don't fucking stop, do they?
Why can't they get a fucking life?
>Bill Maher doing liberal things on a liberal show on a liberal network for his liberal overlords.
Genuine shock and surprise. Leaf, please try harder. The last few days have been supremely sad for me. Do you really want the roofags to continuously do it better?
>>78665985
> broken clock
That would be 'make america great again by replacing one person for a clown and leave corrupted rest' crowd.
Everything's always about racism or money for these liberals. Every goddamn time I hear them moan about their economy, doesn't matter what the political subject is.
Sometimes, what's right isn't the same as what's cheap.
>>78666032
yeah but the republicans were shit then
>>78666032
remember when liberals where against undemocratic corporatocracies?
>>78666032
I think it's pretty objectively funny as a good joke, or at least objectively witty. I wonder how long it took him to come up with that.
>>78665917
It's definitely pride. And yes, it's prejudice. Prejudice can be good when you're prejudicing against notoriously troublesome people. This is one of those cases.
Does the truth make you uncomfortable, Maher?
>>78665917
Whoa. #reallymademethink #amnowaCruzmissile
>apposes islam often and openly
>against brexit
???
>>78666207
Agreed, I kekd.
>>78666967
*oppose
>>78666967
he's a globalist jew, they're all against islam but they're happy to point them at us
no way
>>78667054
why do the jews seek to burn the world to the ground? why in your eyes are the jews some kind of saturday morning cartoon villian? i could understand if you said they were doing this for finnancial gain or something, but at the present it just sounds like from your perspective they want to destroy everything, why is that?
>>78666967
The real redpill is knowing bullshit when you see it.
>>78667224
they believe they're the chosen people
send their crazed mutts out to kill everyone and hide behind their enormous cartoon villain tier wall then let the shitskins kill eachother
>>78665917
I don't agree but at least it was clever unlike the 9000+ anti-Brexit memes I've seen in my facebook feed.
>>78667325
That was the whole well regulated militia part of the second amendment.
Even though I think most of my fellow leftist get guns wrong.
conservatives are like muslims. NO FUN ALLOWED!
((((((((((((( (((((Bill))))) (((((Maher))))) )))))))))))))))))
>>78667325
Wow, really bold stance to take there, to say that second ammendment is bullshit. Takes a special kind of madman to drop this redpill.
Will shitlibs ever admit they are not an oppressed minority but they are actually the establishment?
>>78667801
>American Liberals
>Establishment
Ever since old Ronnie came into office the country has been very far right when compared to the rest of the 1st word.
>>78667325
I find this hilarious coming from a guy that has admitted to needing armed security due to his statements about Islam.
Guns for him but not for us huh?
>>78668099
>Guns for him but not for us huh?
m8 they'll always have hired guns around them
you can carry as a bodyguard here, our PM isn't protected by some coons with boomerangs
>>78668099
I'm fine with someone having all the big scary black assault rifles they want, but at the very least you could at least attempt to pass strong laws. This idea that conservatives are A-Ok with every mass shooting is whats driving moderate leftest away.
>>78665917
>Insulting more than half of a country's population
Do this people realize what they're doing?
>>78668419
gun control doesn't stop mass shootings, they're a statistical outlier
far more niggers killing each other every week with illegal guns than people dying in mass shootings
>>78665917
>>78666032
I think it's funny. I disagree with the sentiment, but puns and cheesy humor is my thing
>Hi Hungry, I'm Dad
>>78667952
...so "far right" that they exported all jobs elsewhere.
That left-right dichotomy is false and lacks detail friend. You know this.
Protectionism - free trade
social conservatism - social liberalism.
>>78666032
They require a republican/rightwing leader, as they try their damnedest to hold back their power level when their party is in charge, unless they find some stooge to pin all their hate on.
>>78666032
George Carlin was the last funny liberal comedian the rest are semi-witty shills
>>78665917
>prejudice
Fuck you Bill Maher
That cunt is a douchebag and I fucking hate him
>>78665917
why is this a gif?
>>78669032
tumblr loves uploading gifs
>>78668473
The same thing they do every election?
>>78668951
george carlin was not fucking funny
*gravely old man voice* MY IDEA FOR HOW THE ELECTION SHOULD BE
YA GET ALL THE POLITICIANS TOGETHER AND YA MAKE EM CAGE FIGHT AND THE WINNER GETS TO BE THE PRESIDENT
*baby boomer crowd applauds furiously*
he was what i like to call an agreement comedian. notice his audience is usually applauding in agreement rather than laughing. All he did was question societies standards and procedures at the most basic and surface level but to his crowd of dumbshit baby boomers he was an "intellectual who questioned everything!"
>>78668525
>gun control doesn't stop mass shootings, they're a statistical outlier
Ironic, coming from an Aussie.
I live in Phoenix, so I'm far less worried about Tyrone coming to kill me than I am about Bubba.
Black crime could probably be fixed with harsher gun laws for illegal fire arms and stronger welfare to work benefits.
>>78666967
Maybe because he is smart? Brexit won't solve the UK's Islamic problem, it may even deepen it.
Less Europeans, more Pakis. See the difference?
>>78667224
they want to unite the world against Islam, so we'll clean up the Middle East and pave the road for Greater Israel. Well, that's part of it anyway.
>>78669507
>Ironic, coming from an Aussie.
I don't see how, there have been shootings here since our gun laws were enacted and they had no effect on homicides.
>>78669530
This is true.
It's the European immigrants who're keeping the Paki and Black population percentage down in the UK.
Brits aren't have enough kids. I'm afraid that now we're out we're going to get blacked in ways that will make Sweden look like conservative rednecks.
>>78669580
>islam and savage middle east destroyed
>jews get their plot of land to frollic with each other
this is bad why exactly?
>>78665917
>stability
>>78669530
>Germany imports over 6 billion shitskins
>LOL you're in the Eurozone now you can travel to the UK
yeah leaving the EU wont clear up this issue?
they can't stop Europeans with criminal backgrounds getting into Britain under the current system.. you think they can stop "13 year old" Achmed #9000?
>>78666251
It's not PREjudice when you have already had it and figure out you don't want more of that shit, no.
>>78669782
>this is bad why exactly?
because certain Islamic countries have access to nukes, and will use them on our countries.
>>78669782
Jerusalem belongs to Christianity
>>78666078
Liberal agenda is driven by the kikes. The only thing kikes have valued in the last 2000 years is shekels. How anyone is surprised by this anymore is beyond me.
>>78670097
gee then its a good thing the jews want to get rid of them
try reading a little harder
>>78669782
Because they aren't fighting for the land themselves, they latched on to the western world like a motherfucking parasite. Our sons are spilling their blood on foreign soil so a different foreign people can occupy the land while we throw trillions of our shekels behind it, with no tangible benefit to us.
How can anyone possibly be ok with this?
>>78669365
This. Even though his early shit was actual goofy comedy.
>>78665917
I don't have enough parenthesis for this.
>>78670835
ah, so we should wage war on Islam and in turn get nuked, all to prove the point that Islam is dangerous. Sound logic, my kike friend. As long as we clear the way for Greater Israel, right?
>>78668419
No thanks dude, I'll take SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED for 100. I would never give up my rights willingly even in someone in my family was a victim of gun violence... Oh wait my father was murdered with a firearm and I still won't give in to fucking liberal demands. Honestly I'm part of the crowd that thinks private citizens should be able to own everything the military can own which is probably a little extreme.
>>78665917
Or, as the UK likes to call it, Pre-Justice.
>>78669744
Yeah but now we can have a civil war without the EU getting involved.
>>78671270
>shall not be infringed
The founding fathers had bans on specific weapons and the carrying of weapons in certain public places
Take a lap
>>78666207
I am pro-Brexit but this is a hilarious joke, not John Oliver-tier bullshit.
>>78668419
There are strong laws. Shit, we're in a period of history were there are so many laws we have SUB-SPECIALTIES to studying it.
Writing MORE laws isn't fixing the problem. LIBERALS are the problem. LIBERALS have actually handicapped the actual law upholding system to the point it's been crippled. And they demand CITIZENS give up their rights instead of promising TO DO BETTER TO UPHOLD THE LAWS THAT ALREADY EXIST. WHICH IS THEIR JOB.
>>78665917
Those American "comedians" (Kimmel, Colbert, Carlin, Stewart, Oliver (brit but his show is on USA tv),etc) are so fucking awful. Why do people watch them so much ? And most importantly, why do they get their political opinions from them ?
>>78671569
IT IS BREDDY GUD
MY GRANDMA WOULD 'AV A LAFF INNIT
>>78669365
This should be the answer anytime someone mentions Carlin.
>>78671427
>UK
>civil war
C'mon, anon, we know most Brits would spread their arseholes for brown people to show how tolerant they are
>EU
>not getting involved
They can't help get involved. They're like helicopter parents.
>>78672183
*they can't help but get involved
Fuck me, I can't into English today.
>>78671442
And yet private citizens could own the most powerful military weapons at the time including warships. Take a nap.
>>78666967
>brexit
>no more poles/czechs/romanians
>trade deals with india/pakistan/bangladesh/south africa
>less whites, more blacks and muzzies
>>78666032
Yeah I too remember when the liberals wouldn't give their life to protect the internationalist crony capitalist status quo. It was never ago.
>>78666075
>he thinks we're stopping with Trump
>>78671442
>The founding fathers had bans on specific weapons and the carrying of weapons in certain public places
[citation needed]
>>78665985
>broken clock
a broken cuck, you mean...
>>78672723
The places is technically true; Scoundrel Laws prohibited concealed carry.
>>78666134
>yeah but the republicans were shit then
>then
>>78672838
And you know what's funny? People who want to uphold the second amendment don't actually care about gun free zones. And they didn't bitch about the dozens upon of dozens of laws put in place regarding gun safety. In fact, REPUBLICANS passes several with SUPPORT OF THEIR VOTERS.
But an outright ban on the second amendment? For what fucking purpose? How is that going to help when liberals have a revolving door at the border? They put in a STRICTER border control at CANADA than MEXICO. That's how fucking stupid they are.
>>78672913
m8 it's mostly just deciding which shit stinks less any given year
>>78669365
>george carlin was not fucking funny
He was funnier when he was younger. He just grew extremely bitter over time.
>>78673560
he was still funny when he was older, some of his opinions on women and men and white people were just shit
>>78665917
Votes Hillary. End of discussion
Pride and Prejudice; 9.1
Sense and Sensibility; 7.7
Britain chose the better movie
>>78665917
>call yourself a """""""liberal"""""""
>support massive, undemocratic bureacracy
>2008
>everybody pisses and whines big finance got away with it and brainwashed people
>2016
>big finance cries the most
>people whining from 2008 support/repeat their every complaint
A curse upon their ignorance.
>>78675383
Liberals are pro-bureaucracy, anti-democracy, and anti-liberal, though.
I don't know what happened but old liberals are more like modern conservatives. Standing up for freedom of speech, gun rights, etc are conservative ideas.
I don't know what happened, but one day everything went weird. I'm guessing around the time Obama got in.
>>78669365
/thread
>>78673037
This.
Banning guns won't matter when you become Brazil 2.0.
>>78665985
Ehm...no?
>>78671442
You could own semi-auto rifles with massive clipazines while Washington was President.
>>78666036
>The Jews just don't fucking stop, do they?
Not even after being genocided
>>78666155
Swexit when?
>>78665985
So he's right twice a day?
Fuck you.
>>78672314
>including warships
This made me laugh, seriously? Did people actually own warships?
I can just imagine some wealthy area where people have their warships in the harbour instead of their luxury yachts.
>>78668951
this
>>78665917
That's a pretty funny joke.
>>78665917
You need to learn from this asshole.
People tend to defend shit regardless of the way it get there. And "humor" is the best way to deliver.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZjP_IoxCHU
t. Yuri Bezmenov
>>78666207
I've grown to dislike most of what he preaches these days, but I still listen to the podcast version for his occasional blips of sanity.
I do agree that even when I think he's 100% wrong his jokes are still pretty good.
>>78665917
>prejudice
>preconceived opinion that is not based on reason or actual experience.
I think he must have gotten his lines backwards. Because what he said makes no sense. The young ones voted with prejudice. wtf?
>>78665917
How the fuck can this dude make an argument of "prejudice" when the very people he presupposes that the domestic populace is being prejudiced towards is the group of people, Islamic folks, that he fucking hates the most?
>>78680188
Just pay Bath iron Works enough shekels and they'll build you one
Bill Maher belongs in this video.
https://youtu.be/ToWExplfYS8
>>78676092
You say that like the alleged holocaust actually happened. Its pretty fucking suspect that only the camps liberated by the soviets turned out to be death camps.
Jewish pawn.
>>78669507
>I'm far less worried about Tyrone coming to kill me than I am about Bubba
Well then you are retarded since Tyrone waaaaay more likely to kill you according to fact.
Gun deaths have been on a steady decline since the 90s
>>78668257
Woah hey now buddy let's not ruin the illusion here OK?
>>78680188
Congress has the right to issue letters of Marque to people, of course people could own warships, at least some were expected too, they are called privateers. We are the only country I know of where it is still legal to hire pirates to raid the enemy.
The American media response to this has been one of the most ignorant I have ever seen. They're literally clueless on the fundamentals.
>>78688641
it's the people in favour of leaving that don't understand that UK will go down the shitter now
>>78680661
>sell a piece of history so you can gibs me dat to the whole world
lmao?
>>78665917
Give me some shitty video to watch and rage over and inevitably put a bullet through my monitor because of.
FUCK.
