Which service will you join for the upcoming wars? I'm thinking RAF
>>78663709
Malitias from overseas.
>>78663709
Join a Right Wing Death Squad first. Liberals gotta get removed before anyone goes to war.
>>78663709
RAF is great, but of course you won't be able to just pass a physical and become a pilot because not 1940. If you want to kill some eurocucks I'd probably join the Royal Marines or the Paras.
Navy.
My father was a master-at-arms, some of the stories he tells me are insane.
>Sailors going blind on his ship because they cut the crusts off a loaf of bread, filtered a bottle of Brasso through it, and then drunk it
>breaking into Chicago Pd impound lot, stealing the sirens off parked police cars, and taking them back to his ship
>passing a Geisha around 20 shipmates in Japan, and then beating the shit out of her at the end
Rule Brittania.
>>78665777
hahahahaha holy shit
I wouldn't really consider entering the army but if I had to choose i guess I'd go with the navy.
>>78665224
meeeyowwww taka-taka-taka
british foreign legion of course
After we finished with the traitors in th uk we will be the first ones to set foot on german soil
>>78665777
I take shit that never happened for $100.
>>78663709
Well OP, I'm still with a NCO post in the RAF. I'm 37 YO and should be accepted in 5 years time.
Heres the plan:
>September 2016: Start full-time college for GCSEs. Pass them all.
>September 2017: Start Access to Nursing course. Pass course.
>September 2018: Start university BSc Nursing degree.
>September 2021: If all goes well, pass degree and start NHS nursing. Apply to RAF as officer.
>September 2022: Start officer training at Sandhurst.
>Profit.
And your plans OP?
>>78663709
Ide join 4/73 Sphinx battery Royal artillery.
>>78663709
I'm already a Colonel in the 101st Keyboardests. Pretty comfy with my commission, so I'll stay put and direct operations from here.
>>78668920
MEME AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
>>78667430
you've clearly never had any contant with the military.
That's actually quite timid.
I'm waiting on an entry date for the Navy.
>>78663709
Join the RN. The new frigates they have in the pipeline may just be better than any equivalent platform in the world.
I'd like to work intelligence
>>78663709
Chair force, I'm really good at sitting.
>>78665777
All lies. Regulators don't have friends.
>>78665777
Top banter lad
>>78663709
I'm ex RAF. I served 9 years.
Ask me anything.
>>78663709
Indian Airforce.
>>78667430
>I have no idea of military culture so I'll just dismiss anything said here as fake because it doesn't appeal to my own personal experience.
Fuck off with your shit flag.
>>78670556
Are you cucked like the rest?
All future wars will be fought through meme warfare, the traditional armed services will be obsolete by 2018.
>>78663709
If not, then Indian Navy maybe.
>>78670556
How many days did you actually do any work? Did you grow a sick mo? Why is air force more effeminate than Navy and Army?
>>78670789
Those are some fine looking carriers pajeet, I like how they use modern technology instead of having ramps like they're launching spitfires.
If I had to, then probably artillery/armoured like my gramps.
>>78671037
Yes they are.
>>78668080
Don't join them, it's a massive fuck about.
Or National Security Guards to protect our designated streets.
>>78670556
>9 years
What did you serve as? Regiment?
>>78671037
Those are American carriers, anon.
>>78663709
Navy.
>>78663709
The memetic division.
>>78663709
Indian Army - 4th in Power, 1st in Swag.
>>78667611
>Become an RAF officer
>Attend Sandhurst
Choose one, fagit.
Signed,
- Anon Captain, British Army
>>78671037
>Implying the QE class carriers aren´t the second best, maybe third best in NATO.
>>78663709
I already served and am medically ineligible to reenlist. I'll end up fighting the good fight on the homefront that is industry.
>>78672044
Can't fly a plane without a ramp?
>>78672028
What's the British army's inside opinion of what happened at Deepcut?
I should be in the navy next year. As a mechanic
>>78672296
>Wasting money on a catapult system when a ramp does the job just fine
Oh wait you didn't even build that yourself, so what do you know
>>78663709
i'm going to join the army, my grandfather was in the RAF and said they just made you clean the ships if you're short and my father served a foreign army
>>78672296
Same ship -- different angle
Actually looks fairly ramped to me?
Built in Russia, too
>>78672303
I honestly don't care that much - I accept the official findings.
>>78671378
>>78670789
is that what you guys call a floater?
do they have designated shitting corridors? or do you just shit straight over the side on those things?
>>78670556
whats is your current job
>>78672521
I thought manlets made the best pilots? At least I heard jets are more suited to those who are around 5'7" or something
>>78671622
United Kingdom Mobile Air Movements Squadron. (UKMAMS) Mainly c130 Hercules aircraft.
I also did a stint on JHSU (Joint Helicopter Support Unit) I did pic related.
I don't know what either are called now. I'm oldfag (48).
I joined in '86. I'm a plumber now.
Couldn't give a shit about 'chairforce' jibes. We worked fucking hard.
My job was getting anything from one place to another. Strategic (between theatre) and tactical (within theatre).
>>78672694
>>78672588
>>78672296
>>78663709
Navy.
Just for the bum sex
>>78672862
Did you get deployed anywhere in the gulf? You must have. What was that like?
>>78672424
We are building our own too (PIC RELATED)
>>78672588
But our's stylish.
>>78663872
This
>>78674061
You are a weird one, India. You aren´t aligned with China or Russia, but you aren´t the US´s best friends either. You lot just try to skate by by beaing everybody´s friends.
>>78674061
That battleship has the most expansive poop deck I've ever seen.
>>78672694
The shit on Enemy's streets.
>>78674314
Yup, that's true. That's why we need more weapons than anyone else.
>>78674777
INS Vishal, the second indigenous aircraft carrier and the first indigenous CATOBAR aircraft carrier has the most expensive poop deck. It just completed the design phase.
>>78663709
Are you sure you'll be fighting for the right cause?
>>78675312
Not many causes are more right than "Queen and country"'.
>>78673265
Yeah. Saudi Arabia in the first gulf war. Yanks always go for macho names.
They called it 'Operation Desert Shield'. Brits called it 'Operation Granby', named after the rules for boxing -
We had to ferry troops and equipment to the front lines. I was based in Dhahran.
It was miserable. Mentally hot and we were always running out of stuff. (like food and water) Water is very heavy and moving it is logistically difficult.
It weighs more than munitions.
Tbh, the most interesting tasks I did were in Africa and Central America.
Getting supplies into the jungle was interesting in Central America.
In Africa, I spent a lot of time in Kenya. RAF had a lot of activity there when I was serving.
I left the service to get married and settle down. It's a good life for a young single bloke, but the need to make a family and have kids pulled me away.
Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines. It doesn't really matter much. It's all the same shit.
I loved Kenya.
>>78674777
Underrated post
im gonna join these fukers
Never forget the glorious 1971 war!
>Indian navy
http://www.paluba.info/smf/index.php?topic=17897.0;wap2
Obligatory.
Displacement doesn't make a navy
>>78675931
pakis couldn't stand the smell
>>78676129
whitey's white lies.
>>78676461
They smell more than us.
>>78676840
Oh sure, Indians are the ones that a trustworthy, not American officers :^)
>>78677000
Why would we buy a billions of dollars of warships to let them degrade and be used by retards. Come on, at least make some believable lies.
>>78677161
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Indian_Naval_accidents
Because your Navy is incompetent.
>>78677341
well even US navy is prone to accidents.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_submarine_incidents_since_2000
>>78677341
Italy is no exception either.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_maritime_disasters_in_the_21st_century
>>78677513
>Shorter list from a Navy orders of magnitude larger than yours, and less serious accidents
>>78677669
>Italy
>2 incidents
fucking lel
>>78663709
Just do what I do.
I'm a civilian contractor carrying out depth maintenance on Eurofighter Typhoon. So we're helping the war effort without having to get killed.
That being said, if it all went to shit I think we'd be brought under the RAF banner anyway.
>>78677779
You your accidents are short and minor but ours are major and frequent. Kek, now that's double standards.
>>78677779
We have 2 aircraft carriers, 1 amphibious transport dock, 9 Landing ship tanks, 10 destroyers, 14 frigates, one nuclear-powered attack submarine, 14 conventionally-powered attack submarines, 24 corvettes, 7 mine countermeasure vessels, 10 large offshore patrol vessels, 4 fleet tankers and various auxiliary vessels and small patrol boats. Our submarines are loaded with indigenous SLBMs, our ships are loaded with laser guided system and indigenious and world's fastest BRAMHOS cruise missiles + other missiles. Its not that small of a navy.
>>78672862
What's it like in the RAF Police, currently considering that.
>>78665224
Joining the marines in a few months lads, will send pictures from the siege of London.
