You EU faggots better stop threatening our dad if you know what's good for you.
>>78662345
>>78662345
Let's reunite
>>78662345
Amen.
>>78662345
"What do you mean Germany is messing with you? Again?
...So call Russia, he's like right nextdoor, he'll...
Jesus, dad are you crying? Is mom there?
Oh... With Ireland for a few months, huh?
Okay it's fine, I'll get Canada and we'll... Yeah, we'll be over first thing in the morning.
Yeah. I love you too dad."
>>78662345
Remember USA, you kicked out your mother/father (as you like).
/Thread
>>78662345
USA, USA, USA.
>>78664434
people =/= rulers
>>78664544
but you kicked your rulers =D.
>>78664434
>wanting to live with your parents
typical leftist
>teen son wouldn't give me, his old man, a small cut of the cash he made washing cars (so I can buy cigs)
>demand that he do
>the cunt ran away and started squatting elsewhere over this
>track him down to give him a slap
>he punches me in the face knocking my teeth out
>instant respect from my part
Now we're like friends instead of father/son, but it's nice. Love you, Ameribros~
>>78664434
All children rebel.
>the dumb cunt coalburner down the street is bullying our pops
DONT TRY IT BITCH
>>78662345
How bout you give my dick a suck Mr Eagle
>>78664790
You will always and forever be our greatest ally.
>>78662345
Nobody is threatening them.
Their country is falling apart by itself.
We're just laughing at them.
>>78665068
>NI leaders have said unification with Ireland isn't on the table and they look forward to remaining in a self governing democratic Great Britain
>multiple EU member nations have said they will eternally veto Scotland's entry and Scotland don't meet the entry requirements for membership, either
>implying these cash sinkholes would be a terrible thing to lose
Sure
>>78665068
No friend, the EU is falling apart. Third world countries like Slovenia et al will be the first to collapse. With Britain taking away its membership fee, Germany will have to pay an extra 3 billion Euros to help shit holes like your country from becoming communist-tier again.
>>78665068
>>78664869
Slavs pls go
>>78665706
No
Give me that beak on my dick
>>78665555
Witness
>>78665555
This is true. Shit-tier economies like Italy, Spain and Greece have already reacted way worse than Britain did. Once Netherlands and Denmark follow brexit countries like yours will be completely BTFO, and no amount of shilling/crying will save you from it.
Someone's fucking with England? I wish a nigga would. Let me fire up these drones.
>EU tries to repeat Yugoslavia without a charismatic leader
>Surprised it falls apart
>tfw you'll never be born in the USA or the UK
why live.
>never betray britain
>they still consider the U.S. their greatest ally
>>78662345
Dad decided to stop taking his medication. Now he wants a sex change operation and to be called "Bertha". DAD IS FUCKING DEAD. Move on. At least we have the memories of the UK. It was fun while it lasted.
>>78665555
WITNESSED
>>78666177
Aussies, you guys are bros, but you see the jack on your flag? You're a Brit first, Australian second. To me, the commonwealth is greater Britain.
>>78666177
m8, you know we love you.
>>78664404
>>78664434
>mom
literally who?
>>78664404
lmao that's cute
>>78664988
>Greatest ally that's not called: France, Japan, The Netherlands, Australia, Poland, Germany etc.
t. Obama
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5Ur5E61sKY
>>78666618
It's not our fault if Obama is fucking lazy and just reads copy and pasted responses. Britain will forever and always be our bro. And I don't think I need tot delve into how fucked Germany is at this point.
>>78666656
What did Canada do?
>>78668186
Trudeau, I guess.
Just rejoin Great Britain, Canada. All your history is with us.
>>78664434
Every kid wants to be more successful than their parents. We actually accomplished that.
