So this manlet poo in loo cuck just wrote an article saying he's "scared" for his family if Trump is elected.
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/26/opinion/sunday/aziz-ansari-why-trump-makes-me-scared-for-my-family.html
Because I'm sure there's an actual chance the family of a Hollywood star gets deported (don't get me wrong, I wish that was the case.) I'm sick of this whiny little twerp showing up everywhere. I've watched his standup and all he does is complain about not getting laid. Anyone who thinks he's funny or smart should deepthroat a shotgun. Meme magic helped us kill Patton Oswalt's wife, let's focus our energy on this little brown queer and fuck his shit up.
>>78637647
Dubs say he gets hit outside a club by a taxi driven by another shitskin.
>patton oswald
>johnny depp
>that singer in the gay band
he has incurred the wrath of kek
>>78637800
KEK WILLS IT
>>78637800
Hopefully it's at a gay bar
>>78637800
Oh my Kek....
>>78637647
He can go over the wall
Let him fear
>>78637800
PRAISE KEK, HIS WILL BE DONE
>>78637800
Oh my kek...
>>78637800
KEK WILLS IT
>>78637800
first post best post
>>78637800
Fugg XD XD
>>78637800
FP is indeed the BP
>>78637647
>From a violently patriarchal society
>marries a feminist
This guy is the WOG equivalent of a nebbish.
>>78637800
welp... peace out aziz. KEK has spoken
>>78637800
fpbp
>>78637647
>>78637800
Praise KEK for dark chaos magic against Aziz
Reminder that KEK (QEK) has been exacting vengeance on all who oppose Trump.
>>78637800
FOR THE GLORY OF KEK
WITNESSED
>>78637800
Screen cap this shit, it will happen
>>78637647
Is he still not best friends with Mudasir?
>>78638196
Add it to the list
Holy shit by November we'll need multiple hard drives to store all the people destroyed by Trump and meme magic.
>>78637800
Holy shit!
Fpbp +00
>Checked
>>78637647
He isn't even a good comedian or actor.
All his characters are a smart guy who makes and is into a lot of pop-culture references.
>>78637647
Wait, wait... Pattons Oswalts wife? What're you talking about?
>>78637647
All his jokes are the same.
There was a period when I was younger when Human Giant was on (old ass MTV show, canceled after one season) when I liked him.
If you've seen that show, all his jokes are just recycled from there.
Meme magic is confirmed real. Are you sure you want to do this OP?
>>78638321
At this point if we are legitimately dabbling in supernatural forces beyond our comprehension I don't fucking care.
>>78638395
Patton Oswalt kept talking about how terrible and evil Trump is and then his wife died.
>>78637647
>muh poor picked on poos spreading their filth into every nation on Earth
this guy's such an annoying unfunny little faggot. Eat shit Aziz.
>>78637647
Go ask /tv/
Fucking people up is their game.
>>78638474
She killed herself after realizing she was married to Patton Oswalt.
>>78637647
Is he a legal resident?
Yes?
Why the Fuck would he be deported? Do any of these morons follow logic or understand trumps's policies or do they just have emotional knee jerk childish reactions to the agendas presented by the media?
>>78637800
Keks holy dubs smite the enemies of the God emperor
>>78637647
Dubs get aside, he's being a dramatic, hollywood pandering faggot.
How fucking basic and childish.
I wonder if these pedo supporters will realize if the general public is beyond this pandering shit.
Meme magic Lena Dunham into attacking Sam Hyde so he can kill her in self defense.
>>78637800
Based
>whines about diversity in television
>picks a hot white girl as his love interest in his tv show
>>78637800
These digits will amplify the meme magic and focus it into a powerful beam.
But only if QEK wills it.
>>78638395
She died because he shat on Trump.
>>78638438
Oh most definitely
Either way if he isn't finished off by meme magic. Trump will win because Americans don't give a fuck about celebrities opinions for this election.
>>78637647
Anyone have the poointheloo with india shades on pic?
>>78638807
You're just jealous, white boy.
How did he even get famous? His stand up is awful and half of his jokes just relied on him repeating the punchline more loudly until he got a reaction.
>>78637800
KEK HAS SPOKEN.
>>78638811
>>78637800
You just fucking killed him.
>>78638811
No way...
>>78637800
Praise KEK!
>>78638643
He's natural-born to boot.
![8c0eb7e62ae31591139c9424d323e4e0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9WmtVBz.jpg "8c0eb7e62ae31591139c9424d323e4e0[1].jpg")
>>78638811
>them double dubs
KEK HAS BLESSED THIS PROPHECY
>>78638811
Qeks willed!!!!
PRAISE QEK
>>78638811
Thank you for thy digits my brother, 00 and 11 will amplify Keks wrath.
>>78638918
He probably fixed the network at Viacom or something
>>78639011
He is watching right now
PRAISE KEK
First fucking paragraph and I'm out:
>“DON’T go anywhere near a mosque,” I told my mother. “Do all your prayer at home. O.K.?”
>I am the son of Muslim immigrants. As I sent that text, in the aftermath of the horrible attack in Orlando, Fla., I realized how awful it was to tell an American citizen to be careful about how she worshiped.
There wasn't ONE retaliation from Americans towards muslims, per usual. And yet YOU'RE the victim in the media. How terrible that you feel unsafe in this country because us terrible whiteys might be mad once in a blue moon when your people murder 50 citizens. My fucking bad.
>>78638903
kek Poo in Loos have tiny dicks
when will they learn
MEMETIC ALCHEMY IS NOT TO BE ABUSED
YOU DO NOT WANT TO AWAKEN WHAT LIES IN THE ABYSS
DO NOT BREAK THE SEALS FOR YOUR PETTY SLEIGHTS
>>78638457
damn. kek is more vengeful than the punisher at this point
>>78638855
Double dubs. Aziz would need God's help now.
>>78639127
muslims are perpetual victims
get used to it
>>78639153
get that jew magic out of here
PRAISE KEK
>>78638395
>>78638474
>>78638603
Patton Oswalt actually murdered his wife
>mfw meme magic killed aziz ansari
Screencap!
>>78637988
88, the most Aryan of dubs
>>78637647
Direct quote:
>that is 0.03 percent of the Muslim American population. If you round that number, it is 0 percent.
>>78639304
I can't look the other way while the primordial darkness of Kek seeps into your soul anon.
>>78637800
By kek....
>>78637647
die nigger
>>78639599
Keks seeping into your soul anon. Your jew magic cant save you.
>>78639541
>there's only 0.03 percent of AIDS in your food. If you round that number, it is 0 percent. Eat you food you fucking racist.
>>78638811
I will seal this ritual with this third and final set of dubs.
May god forgive him. QEK will not.
These digits will ensure his death.
>>78638918
> Make unfunny jokes
> No one laughs
> Whine about diversity in media
> Oh shit we better pay attention to him because he's brown
> Tell same unfunny jokes
> Now everyone laughs
>>78639667
I've faced deities in my soul more powerful than Kek anon.
>>78637800
Deus kek!
>>78639541
>statistically 0% of muslims blew up the WTC
>currently 2.7m federal employees
>approximately 0.8% of us population
>round up, it's 1%
fucking hell, it was an inside job
>>78639779
>>>/x/
You can tell your story there soulman
>>78637800
Everyone says that most Whites hate minorities and so on. I know all ya'll do
But don't most minorities hate whites in general? Are there studies on this or something? Whenever I'm around a member of another race I assume they hate me for being white.
>>78639679
I never understand why people use the argument you replied to like damn son when I gatta die from a .03% chance when we could just remove them all and not have to worry about it.
I wish Kek would bless me with repeating digits and remove all shitskins from the earth please.
>>78637800
praise kek
>>78638811
>>78637800
PRAISE KEK
HALLELUJAH
>>78639865
What more do you need to see in order to believe that Hermetic egregores manifested through the collective psychic energy of collective memetic thought are actually real autonomous entities?
>>7863947
Patton Oswalt murdering his wife would mean he actually has a sense of humor.
>>78637647
Wait, this guy in the photo is the one who wrote the article?
Worst actor in Parks and Recreation. None of the other actors irritated me. I even liked Donna.
>>78637800
KEK wills it, so it shall be done.
>>78639541
really made me think
>>78637647
>He fears for his family
Mother fucker are you that stupid?
I'm almost certain Trump won't ACTUALLY ban all Muslims, just ban immigration from certain areas of the world for a period.
>>78640376
Pretty much. and if you think about it, the smart thing is to ban immigration from nations that are AT WAR with you.
>>78640245
KEK's will be done
:^)
>>78640566
KEK THE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN
Dear Kek, the Merciful Provider,
Hear our prayers. Strike down Aziz, the heathen.
Amen.
>>78638643
This is what's dangerous about the media. people legitimately fear that Donald trump will start up a gestapo and deport any and all non white citizens. liberals are fucking retarded
>>78639174
That's because he came to us
The most vengeful webpage on the internet
>>78638643
This is all they have. The only thing liberals know is to cry "ism"s when someone disagrees with them, and the normies are finally starting to get fed up with it.
But Trump-sama has nothing against ranjeets desu. This cuck is just brainwashed by (((globalists)))
T.pooinloo
Someone should edit pic related to change the guy on the tv to Aziz and change whatever he's saying. Could be epic.
>>78640756
He's a Muslim
>>78639880
>Grew up whole life in a 99% white community, private school, etc etc
>College is also 99% white
>First semester get paired up with the two affirmative action niggers in the whole school
>Not the cool kind of blacks who have become civilized living in a majority white community
>Inner city nigger type
>Want to kill myself on the inside but go to group up with them
>Ends up being the chillest group I've ever been in
>These guys are more fun than my normal friends
>Actually work their asses off
>Mfw I still ended up making pretend to come from a broke family and a shitty neighborhood because I was scared they'd judge me
Probably the only important learning experience I had in all of college. Felt scary being the minority for the first time in my life man. And I learned that not all city blacks are niggers, only every city black beside the two I was grouped with.
>>78640818
you sound like a gigantic faggot
>>78637647
we are mere instruments of kek. his divine will shines upon us and our causes.
to believe we can harness the god of chaos to be put to use at our whim is blaspheming.
careful, or you may cause kek to abandon us. he just flooded london and delivered us freedom for our bong bros... aziz ansari will get whats coming for him, that poo in loo cunt of a manlet
>>78640805
Oh well then. I hate those fucks
REMOVE
KEBAB
>>78639880
I'm not white but I still hate degenerates and niggers etc. I prefer the company of whites and Asians desu because they tend to be the least degenerate.
> mfw triggering liberals in class but they can't play the racist card because I'm not le ebil wite man
>>78637800
Kek be praised
>>78640376
No ban all Muslims NOW. Stand aside as kek unleashes the full power of his meme magic.
>>78638457
I love this meme.
>>78640878
fuck off city nigger
>>78641122
Australia, stop
What are you doing
>>78640882
>pooinloo
Well apparently he's actually a mudslime as another anon told me in this thread which would explain his shitty sand nigger gibsme behavior.
>>78637800
FPBP PRAISE UNTO KEK
I'm Indian and I support Trump over the other nominees.
Fuck this faggot though.
>>78641122
>>78638811
>>78639011
>>78637988
>>78637999
>>78638099
>>78638855
>>78638899
>>78639599
>>78640566
MEME MAGIC INCOMING
>>78640882
I am a true believer in Kek. I do not presume to summon Him for my own petty desires, I only ask that His will be done.
>>78638811
the double doubles
KEK BE PRAISED
>>78641380
Aziz is only funny if you try to convince yourself of his humor. It isn't real humor, because it's baseless. In the liberal world of 2+2=5, he is hilarious. Sad!
>>78641465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OJdPmOGw_c
Based.
>>78638938
I find this devilish meme sexuall attractive.
Havent fapped to it yet, so I'mn not degenrate right?
>>78637647
Every oversea Indian is a disgrace. Burn them and flush their ashes in the loo.
>>78641600
KEK KNOWS THIS AND WORKS THROUGH YOU
YOU ARE SAVED BY HIS ETERNAL LIGHT
>>78637800
hey kek just checkin in
>>78637800
Praise be onto Kek!
>>78641684
Poo in loo faggot
>>78641600
And with thine digits his will be done
>>78641600
Truly KEK is with us now
Plane crash
>>78637647
Meh. Aziz Ansari is an alright comedian. He speaks for the millennial generation more accurately than just about any other comedian I've heard (at least for middle class makes). This political statement is par for the course, he's ignorant and using his moderate social standing to promote a cause that everyone around him is repeating over and over because it's the trendy thing to do.
He's not even that famous, he says so himself in one of his standup specials from a while ago. He's been on TV and is popular in some of the low budget comedy troupes but his biggest break will come in 10 years when he gets some supporting role in an indie movie that makes it to Hollywood and he'll coast from there.
tl;dr move along nothing to see here
We subvert this reality in place of his, let light and strength flow through us as his conduits, praise KEK
Meme magic can't be real.. can it?
>>78641962
You aren't ready to enter this world
Are you guys just being ironic or what? This shit is almost as bad as believing in religions
>>78637800
it's over
Bah gawd
>>78641846
Nope. Never faggot.
>>78641855
PRAISE THINE DIGITS. PROOF OF HIS WILL!
>>78641614
Oh sweet kek. He is among us!
>>78637800
The faithful are praised, and the Muslim bastard is doomed.
>>78642004
I want to be ready..
>>78641929
Do you know what that up-down arrow symbol is called?
>>78637647
Did someone call Moonman?
>>78642027
How dare you question my belief in Kek!!!
>>78638811
If kek blesses me than trump will win as well.
>>78640882
This. Not everyone can be a true prophet of kek, but his light occasionally illuminates someone. And of course we having demigods like Trump-sama, farage.
> Tfw actually unironically believing in Kek
>mfw yelled Praise Kek when I found out the brexit results
>>78640818
I lold at the last part.
>>78638811
That's a great pic. Saved thanks thank you thanks
>>78637647
>So this manlet poo in loo cuck
>>78637647
This piece of shit provides no remorse for the Orlando victims, he just bitches about being "stereotyped", he'll get what's coming to him
>>78642099
>>78641684
At least I poo in the loo u fagboi
>>78642020
Holy shit it keeps getting longer and longer
>>78638899
for you
>>78642169
It's the symbol of Thelema, the practice of ritual sex magick. It's a field of metaphysics you don't want to get involved in.
>>78642020
>mfw
>>78637800
Kek Vult
>>78637800
fpbp rekt kekt chekt
Aziz is a funny guy. Some folks can't take a joke.
PRAISE BE UNTO OUR LORD QEK, BRINGER OF HAPPY CHAOS, DARKNESS BEFORE THE DAWN.
>>78641962
At this point I'd say if something happens after this thread I'd have to believe
How do you know it's Kek that's doing anything. It could be a different deity.
I just want proofs and background info. I'm a little new.
>>78643489
HERESY
>>78637647
Aziz Ansari may well be the worst comedia I've ever heard. I have no clue how somebody that unfunny, that incapable of thinking up or delivering any form of humor, ever got traction as a comedian. I mean I've seen plenty of shitty comedians before, random nobodies from '80s HBO or George Lopez or whoever but Aziz Ansari is far and away the shittiest stand-up I've ever seen or heard.
>>78637647
AZIZ, YOU FORGOT TO
POO IN LOO
O
O
I
N
L
O
O
>>78642099
PRAISE KEK
lol this guy was on CBC the other day talking about young love or some shit and being brown in the USA. He apparently was into this girl in elementary school and went up to her saying "Becky Becky I love you"
To which she replied "you're skin is the color of poo"
Based fucking Becky.
>>78643489
kek is the true deity behind this
>>78637800
>>78638811
>>78637647
he's a manlet indian living in US
you think his life isn't bad enough?
>>78637800
I love meme magic, our religion actually makes shit happen Praise Kek!
>>78637800
>>78639599
He's heeeeeere
>>78638811
QEK, STRIKE THE MANLET DOWN
>>78637800
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
IT GETS WORSE HERE EVERYDAY
>>78637800
>>78637800
MAY KEK'S MEMES PRESERVE US
>>78638811
Qeq is real
>>78637800
Holy fuck this seems quite plausible.
>>78637647
." In our culture, when people think “Muslim,” the picture in their heads is ..."
thanks for sharing your ability to read minds you unfunny brown faggot
>>78644175
>posting reddit and memey
>>78637800
KEK
>>78638807
>complains how bad Indians are portrayed
>only dates white girls
Even self-hating Asians have to blame whites.
>>78644199
>>78638811
KEK IS EVER PRESENT
>>78640008
Y'all niggas be postin' in a Kek thread.
>>78639125
No fucking way
>>77777777
>>78637800
Well there we go.
>>78638807
>>78644533
This is why non-whites are always going on about how they are portrayed and racism. They just want to get white pussy or dick and society to help them do so.
>>78644447
>using quotes while making fun of memeing
>unironically
>>78644771
HOLY SHIT.
KEK. DOES. EXIST.
>>78638811
Yayy im so happy mr frog is out his smile makes me happh
One of these days Kek is going to get sick of people trying to control him and work his meme magic on us.
Remember that you don't control Kek, but rather Kek speaks through you.
>>78639125
I'm pretty sure he died instantly when this was posted. No way his vessel could endure so much energy flowing through him.
>>78637647
I used to think he was funny, until I saw that he's literally just a whiny racist, who nonstop complains about racism against anyone but whites, while shit talking whites. I mean seriously, did anyone see him at that roast of James Franco?
>The entire time anyone makes a joke about minorities he's seen in the background looking fucking salty as fuck
>First thing he does on stage is shit talk everyone for being racist and homophobic
And fuck this whole "I'm afraid for muh family shit". Maybe speak the fuck up about how ISIS should be condemned for this instead of spouting NOT ALL MUSLIMS.
Reminder these people are muslims first, Americans second. They value their own lives over the lives of americans
I'm really getting tired of the distortions and twisting of Trump's words in the (((media))).
>/pol/ is now a board worshipping a deity known as KEK
>>78637800
HAIL KEK
>>78637800
o shit
>>78637800
Praise kek
>>78645271
We've worshiped a disease and a season before - how is this any different?
Have faith in Kek who will deliver us.
>>78637800
KEK WILLS IT
>>78637800
Holy shit please post me in the screen shot
slanesh / ebolan-chan / winter-chan / kek who's next ?
>>78645271
It's the new priesthood rising.
>>78645288
Checked.
>>78645178
Was just thinking this, but I couldn't remember who the roast was for. He was cringey and out of place. It was like he'd never seen a roast before. I wish we could meme something about how whiny Muslims are.
>>78643604
How do any leftists get popular in leftist groups? They just fucking signal each other incessantly and the ones who signal the loudest and most frequently float to the top
I read his "essay." It's nothing but a grab-bag of Democrat talking points, most of which sounds directly regurgitated from the hacked DNC docs. Predictably even uses the word "vitriolic" in reference to Trump. It's a complete rag of an article
>twitter profile is a baby pic
>always pulling quirky & innocent face
>plays wild but unthreatening
>Slams Trump & plays mudslim innocent
Lord Kek, is Aziz actually a predator? Is he a rohypnol rapist?
>>78637800
I breath so in so much meme magic, it kills me
>>78645271
PRAISE HIM!
>>78645271
PR A I SE
>>78637800
DUBS WILLS IT
DUBS DO NOT LIE
>>78638643
>Trump wants to ban muslims (Carter did as well during Iranian Crisis)
>Therefore, my parents would not be allowed in the country if they tried today, so Trump is evil and racist
This is how it goes.
>>78637800
>murdering people with dark magic
>again
I love this place
>>78643604
he's a muslim, and that's the agenda being pushed right now
uploaded this just for you gaiz so enjoy :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd-fDq_8qxA
(and I've actually been hoping someone would upload this themselves a long time ago but no one ever has until now)
DIE
POO
DIE
>>78637800
It even rhymes, PRAISE KEK
>>78646390
Trump
please
>>78637800
good job, Anon!
POO IN L**
>>78637800
DEUS KEK
>>78637647
Master of None was fucking awful
Why does everyone pretend like it was good
>>78637800
Prophecy has been foretold
>>78637647
Indian american sikh here. sorry for this faggot. do whatever you want to this kamina.
>>78637647
Aziz Ansari is literally doing pic related
>>78637647
>im scared of you
>FUCK UP THIS FAG!
Why is it that kek, praise be unto him, has remained so much longer than the other meme gods 4chan creates?
>>78649733
i agree. it was shit.
>>78637800
Praise kek
>>78643318
Same, if Aziz actually fucking gets hit by a shitskin in a taxi I will believe in meme magic without any doubts. If Qek wills it, it will happen within 8 days.
>>78637800
KEK WILLS IT
>>78637800
>>78637800
WITNESSED
>>78637800
Weve gotta stop fucking around with meme magic
>>78637647
Same guy that said he has to fake he's still muslim in front of his family on Tv? Also what is he afraid of? Is his country of origin a shithole?
>>78650522
>>78650488
Let's just keep going. Our memes are eternal, praise kek.
Smite him oh lord of chaos, smite him the fuck up.
>>78637800
HAHAHAHAH DUBS SAYS HAPPENS IN NEXT WEEK
>>78637800
KEK WILLS IT
PRAISE KEK
WITNESS
>>78637800
Mors haereticus!!!
>>78638686
>>78639797
>>78642020
>>78642626
No one checked the digits.
>>78641465
Bullshit, /pol/ is nothing but racist fascist white supremacists, that's what the journalistic authorities (HuffPo/WaPo/Jezebel) told me, and they're always right.
>>78641928
He's YUGE on tumblr, him stepping onto a designated flattening street would trigger them so hard it would first BREAK them and then when they find out /pol/ memed it into existence, well...
>>78643194
Aziz detected.
>>78637800
Oh boy
>>78637800
>>78638811
WHAT IS HAPPENING
PRAISE KEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>78643194
He was only funny playing off better characters like in parks and rec. Alone or with no one good to work off he sucks.
ITT: literal autists who care about repeating numbers in post count coincidences
>>78637800
i humble myself in solemn awe before you. thine will be done. kek is a good neighbor and his brothers keeper, i hope i can live next to him. have mercy on me kek, for i will never ask of you. you are beloved. this offering is for you. speak in me and through me if you would be moved to speech. beseech for me god that strength he give me sufficient unto the task. beseech me ask not of the task nor of the spoil for what is done in the daylight must not be given to the night. and for all the lions that are on the prairie i would yet still more ask the strength were i gazelle to bow before in silence to do nation. here i go.
>>78652323
>2323
The double digit dubs keep happening, this guy is gonna have a whole taxi fleet of pajeets flattening him on the street.
Nice job deleting it though lol.
>>78639256
God can't help that shitskin now, may QEK poo in his loo
