Why is Chinese """""medicine""""" not banned?
This shit is no better than voodoo.
Burns?
>>78631891
What the fuck is that
>>78632042
>>78631970
It looks like whatever you call heating up cups to create a vacuum to draw out blood.
>>78631970
infection mane
>>78631970
>>78632042
Cupping therapy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L94OETMNzWQ
>>78631891
looks like some flesh eating bacteria shit
>>78632042
>>78631891
>>78631970
Cupping therapy
>>78631891
because its cheap and works sometimes
western meds are expensive and work sometimes
both kill you occasionally lel
>>78631891
>Chinese """""medicine"""""
>>78632042
http://shanghaiist.com/2016/06/23/cupping_fail.php
>After undergoing cupping therapy for a month, a 63-year-old man from Sichuan is feeling the effects, namely seven gruesome marks on his back.
>Suffering from high cholesterol and some other minor ailments, he dropped by a massage shop in Chengdu in May for a one-hour cupping therapy session. Whenever he had a sore neck, he returned for another go. "The treatment will cure you if you stick to the one-month cupping treatment," the clerk recommended, ETtoday reports.
>Even though blisters appeared on the cupped area after 10 days of cupping, the man insisted on going on with the month-long treatment, breaking the blisters and cleaning the wounds out with salt water, China Times reports.
>Finally, after a month of this, he was taking a walk on Monday night and started to feel awful. He was rushed to the hospital where doctors found he had a temperature of 39.7 degrees Celsius.
>He was admitted to the hospital with a high fever. When doctors were examining him, they were shocked to discover seven giant marks on his back. It turns out that after popping the blisters, the gruesome area had become infected, according to Apple Daily. If he had delayed going to the hospital any longer, it could have turned into a life-threatening case of blood poisoning.
>>78632367
>works sometimes
so do sugar pills and they don't fuck up your skin something fierce like that.
>>78631891
Is it wrong that I want to shoot cum into his back holes?
>>78632449
thanks /b/
>>78632407
>breaking the blisters and cleaning the wounds out with salt water
JESUS CHRIST! NOOOOO!
>>78632449
Yeah, that's wrong.
>>78632407
>39.7
Jesus Christ.
>>78632449
Nah, I prefer severe stretchmarks though
>>78632407
whaddaya know, turns out the bait thread turns out to be fucking nothing.
reminder to not pop blisters or pick sores everyone.
>>78632407
Fucking retarded mainlander dirt farmer. There's a reason why nobody else in the world performs these retarded practices.
Nothing wrong with this.
>>78631891
Beijing will outlaw it eventually. They're going to do a slow motion version of the kind of social reforms Lee Kuan Yew did in Singapore. First is the promotion of the "Harmonious Society", followed by a generation re-educated in Confucian ethics (to undo the effects of the Cultural Revolution). Finally, primitive, social disruptive conduct like spitting, pissing, eating tiger penises, etc. will be outlawed for their lack of filial piety.
If China reinstitutes full-on neoconfucianism, and the Chinese "boomer" generation (those raised during the Cultural Revolution) dies off, it will be a much better behaved country--closer to Taiwan or Japan.
Most shitty, backwards people in china are over 50. They never learned anything other than marching and surviving.
>>78632256
only reason i want a wife is so she could give me a massage
>>78632855
looks like an anime character
>>78632855
I remember seeing a vid where someone had their brain in one of these cups.
>>78632855
Wet cupping.....
https://youtu.be/6pzBgU8d-0o
>>78631970
No. Boo-urns. Boo-Urns. Also OP looks like a domino
>>78631891
>When you exit the Matrix
Cryo had me like-
>>78633049
Krang?
>>78632855
Seriously what the fuck are they doing?
>>78632734
That's pretty much the entry level high-grade fever.
>>78632743
Freddy Kueger stomach
>>78632855
Sauce
https://youtu.be/_zLZGLezMIM
>>78632855
>>78633053
What the fuck is this shit for?
What does it accompish?
>>78632734
That's not that bad, that's only 103 degrees Fahrenheit.
>>78633053
It's coagulation, blood stasis sounds like some kind of dumb superpower.
>>78632855
>don't talk to me or my durian children ever again
![[HorribleSubs] Terra Formars S2 - 13 [720p].mkv_snapshot_21.28_[2016.06.25_12.39.32].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yT3jINq.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Terra Formars S2 - 13 [720p].mkv_snapshot_21.28_[2016.06.25_12.39.32].jpg")
>>78633146
>that needle thing they use
>Right next to the spine
These people are fucked.
>>78631891
my neighbor is one of those retards who believes in holistic medicine and shit. She had her kids doing all sorts of retarded shit despite the kids still being fucking veggies one with ADHD and another with asthma and every allergy out the ass
>>78633053
That's literally bloodletting, holy shit.
>>78632388
How could anyone think that's a good idea? God Chinese people are stupid.
Wife is asian and very early on in the relationship was told by a korean "doctor" that her liver would fail when she was 35 if she continued what she was doing then (she was 23 at the time). Tried to convince me thar accupuncture and chinese cupping and herbal medicine actually worked and i was just being racist to their culture but then i took her to a real fucking doctor and they gave her some anaerobic steroids and she ended up being fine. Don't believe what chinks tell you. They're just trying to sell bullshit
>>78632990
Well shit, you don't need a wife to get a massage.
>>78632407
>suffering from high cholesterol and some other minor ailments
>guess it's time to burst a shit ton of blood vessels in my back
>>78632990
>thinking women do things like this for you after you get married
They can do whatever the fuck they want to themselves- what gets me angry is all the rare animals they kill for their bullshit medicine.
"Eastern Medicine" is a fucking farce and it's driving many species to extinction.
>>78631891
Looks like he just escaped the matrix
>>78634876
ah yes the ancient chinese escalator grinding technique
>>78631891
Now see here Mate, I won't have you impugning the good name of Voodoo in this fashion, it is unacceptable and uncalled for.
>>78634876
>>78635438
I think the Chinese government might intentionally be minimizing quality control in order to reduce their enormous over-population
>>78632388
Damn look at that fire on his dick. I bet it opens up his chakras real good.
>>78631891
>>78632407
Maybe the faggot should just donate blood like millions of us do if he's into bloodletting. I don't know if it helps or not, but I feel pretty good and get a free granola bar for doing it.
>>78632743
>>78633358
>>78636185
pretty lame photoshop desu senpai
>>78631891
>>78632449
noice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZ7b4spjXhw
>>78631891
If "alternative medicine" worked, it would be called "medicine."
>>78632909
This white man gets it.
The Singaporean government set up an education system (from elementary school right up to uni) parallel to the existing one and infused the syllabus with Confucianism and Chinese content. Approximately 15% of every cohort go to these "SAP" schools.
The remaining schools get "SAP-lite", with watered down Confucian values rebranded as "civics and moral education" and hardsold to the students.
t. Former 華中 kid
>>78632407
that fucker is 63?
something they're doing is working, at least.
>>78632909
The world will have to deal with the hardline ethnic nationalism that comes with Neo-Confucianism though.
>>78637347
I have also listened to Tim Minchin, my fellow pretentious faggot
https://www.reddit.com/r/trypophobia/top/?sort=top&t=all
>>78632745
whaddaya know, turns out that popping blisters after cupping is standard Chinese medicine procedure.
>>78633053
wait this is an advertisement FOR cupping?
>>78637574
Apply it to ayyys and start colonizing space under the motto "manifest destiny came too soon".
Animals have gone extinct for chinese medicine. Like the Western Black Rhino. They were hunted for their horns because the Chinese believed they had the power to detect poison and other ailments.
A species is gone because of bullshit claims.
aint no thing like me except me
>>78632990
>Trusting anyone that much.
>>78632407
>cupping will cure your high cholesterol
Is this man unironically retarded?
>>78632256
jesus christ what the fuck
>oh look the redness went away in the cups I moved, that means the tension is not there
>look how purple the skin has gotten where I left the cups for a long time, that means the bad juju is there, we'll leave them even longer
>>78638894
Nah, I'm pretty sure that chinks think rhino horn powder will make your dick hard.
>>78632407
Retard
>>78632256
>ASMR
fucking everything passes as ASMR now
>>78639512
theyre sham doctors
>>78638156
Fuck!
I meant Chinese """""medicine"""""
>>78631891
Guy looks like he just unplugged from the matrix
>chinese "medicine"
you're just gonna need another pill in an hour
>>78632407
>He was rushed to the hospital
Every time
>>78636346
ahahahaha
>>78640004
fuck that meme up fami
>>78638894
Same shit with the Tigers.
>>78634876
wow, the explanation is even worse than the video
>Phuking China
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1q0jtnDQ40
