>>78631011
How is he chicken? He's in scotland
>>78631011
>Chicken Donald?
Donald is a DUCK you idiots.
these guys, the democrats, i do not think they are bright.
>goes to the currently most discussed country on earth and gives speeches in front of thousands
>chicken
>>78631011
>chicken Donald
because trump is the candidate who hasn't had a press conference in 200 days...
Who is this O'Malley guy?
I really want to see Trump challenge that chickenshit O'malley to a fistfight, 100% guarantee O'Malley will pussy out.
I want some of his golden eggs
Who?
>>78631011
Pretty lame and weak. No wonder his bid to the WH was a short one.
>>78631259
This. What a joke
>>78631259
Donald Trump? More like Donald "Puss out of war" Stumped.
If you're going to give somebody a nickname it has to at least make sense, then it has to be catchy.
>>78631011
Maybe something with more chutzpah, like "Meanie Donald" or "Little Donald."
Could the Dem campaign get any more flaccid?
shouldve been "donald the duckold"
>>78631310
He's one of the literally whos that ran earlier on in the democratic race. I'd put his opinion on level with the 6 year old I heard crying at the store today
>>78631011
That's not even catchy lol
>>78631310
Was going to run as Democratic candidate, pulled out fast like Webb.
Former governor of Maryland, ran this state to the ground
>>78631011
This is so bad its on "Drumpf" level
>>78631196
who?
>>78631011
>TRUMP BTFO
Sure is summer here.
>>78631476
Should've went with "Donald Dick" or "Donald the Racist Sexist Homophobic Transphobic Islamophobic Xenophobic Bigoted Bigot"
Leave the bantz to the big boys and the professional writers on Clinton's payroll, O'Malley.
>>78631011
clinton wins in landslide against trump, will be like 1984 reagan election, only with dems winning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk6eDKjQm4c
>>78631011
>he's a CHICKEN!
Says the party scared shitless to hurt some fee fees.
MARTIN O'MUHAMMED SUICIDE BOMBS ANOTHER ZINGER AT TRUMP
AMAZING!!
>>78631675
>yfw the house and Senate become 2/3 dem along with hillary winning and appointing staunch liberal justices
>>78631196
my god
>>78631011
>chicken
clearly they didnt watch the debates. not a surprise. democrats are afraid of logic.
>>78631011
>1 post by this ID
They tried this before. It didn't work.
Do Democrats even keep up with their own news?
>>78631011
Dems can't meme for shit lol
>>78631446
>yfw you realize his number was never drafted because of his late birthday
>yfw you realize you've been shilling the wrong information all along
>>78631802
we're fucked son
>then the new liberal supreme court rules 2nd amendment means you can only own guns if you are in the military
>>78631446
>liberals suddenly care about serving the military for poorly justified wars
Can't be stumped.
Leftists can't use anything non-PC and can't use anything Trump has already used.
They only have playground insults.
>>78631936
lmao I thought I was the only one who realized that
liberal comedy has gotten stale in the last 10 years.
It just rolls off the tongue
>>78631011
They're not even good at their insults.
>>78631675
I have a feeling that this is going to happen.
>>78631259
why would he? it would be basically all of the liberal media blasting him for ridiculous reasons
I actually lold desu
i got one
"who the fuck is" martin omalley
>>78631657
See, Donald Dick would actually be funny. Funny has no place in the Guilt & Peer Pressure campaign.
>>78631011
I find this highly sexist and problematic. Are you implying there is something wrong with being the female variety of the domesticate fowl? Check your privilege, shitlord.
>>78631011
Trump always hits back -- What's gonna be his response to this?
>>78632228
you realize he's joking right? Hillary is the one who hasn't had a press conference in 200 days
Isn't O'mally the guy who the wire made a character on?
>>78631011
This should work out well for you, marty boy
>>78632263
kek
>>78631011
ONE FUCKING POST
>>78631011
>Chicken Donald
Literally what? This is so awful.
>>78631011
Thats a terrible nickname
>>78631196
Democrats can't hit a target with a waterhose if it were painted bright red on a white wall.
Donald Duck is just sitting there. I assume they can't touch it because it's a cornerstone of Disney characters, but you can have non affiliated people get the image trending.
I just don't get these people sometimes.
>>78631446
>implying your daddy didn't dodge the draft like the fucking coward nigger that he is.
Faggit
>>78631011
Who the fuck is Martin O'malley.
>>78631011
>Some guy who couldn't even beat Hillary and dropped out of the race like a year ago calling anyone a chicken.
lol.. ok?
>>78631011
HOLY SHIT BTFOOOOO
I am now a #CruzMissle
>>78632419
He's CIA.
looks like #imwithher now
>>78632419
Literally yes. David Simon has said that carcetti is based off of o'malley
This is now a thread where we brainstorm negative nicknames for trump and proceed to undermine them long before anyone pulls them out of a hat in news room.
Trenchcoat Trump
Testy Trump
Trendy Trump (to play on how he's a fad)
Donald "Pump and Dump" Trump
Disastrous Donald
>>78631011
I will now #RalleyBehindOMalley
>>78633003
I am now a #cruzmissile
>>78631011
They've tried this before. It never works.
>>78633354
I am a #hillmissile
>>78632360
>Responding to Martin "Please make me your VP hillary, I'll literally do anything" O'Malley
Why legitimize him?
>>78631011
this is like the worst insult i have ever heard its worse than Drumf
>>78631011
What a shit nickname. no rhyme or ring to it.
Liberals suck at everything eh?
>>78631011
>Chicken Donald
Pathetically bad, it's not catchy or anything. O'Malley has not studied memeology.
>>78631011
Martin "My Nicknames Suck Because I'm a Liberal Fuck" O'Malley
>>78631011
Come on dude, you could have at least called him "Donald Duck" or something. It's like he's trying to stump himself.
>>78631802
and the US will cease to exist
>>78632633
And Donald Duck actually ties in with their existing personality attacks of Trump being unpredictable and thin-skinned.
I thought that liberals were supposed to be the smart and clever ones, not the proles browsing Taiwanese Shadowpuppeting forums.
>>78632135
This. Imagine if they tried to call him faggot Donald
>>78631011
Literally who?
>>78631196
Fucking South Dakota get it together fuck.
>>78631011
#OrangeIsTheNewBlack
>>78634259
is that a sully jesus?
>>78631310
CIA played him in The Wire.
>>78631011
That's literally the dumbest name I've ever heard
>>78631011
ch-chicken donald, ami right guys?
>>78631196
Speaking of which, Ducking Donald would be a decent name for him from the Dems.
>>78634515
At least they finally came up with something negative. Remember they tried Big Don and Dangerous Donald.
>>78631011
>Chicken Donald
I'll see your Chicken and raise you a Duck.
>Dangerous Donald
>Chicken Donald
Why can't cucks come up with good nicknames?
>>78631011
Is he still running on CP time?
>>78631011
BTFO HOLY SHIT
>>78634773
lol and saved!!!
>mfw tomorrow Trump sends a tweet of himself eating "Chicken Donald", the newest dish from the Trump Tower restaurant
>>78634773
God damn it, I was trying to upload that webm.
What bad nickname would you give trump if you couldn't use duck because it's protected?
I'd go with Greedy Donald
It's the only thing that I dont like about him sometimes, after reading his books it's obvious he doomed the summer football league because he got greedy
fix this one pls
>>78634662
Is that Ms. Hooley from Balamory?
>>78634862
fuck this is worse than those public service announcements from GI Joe cartoons
>>78631011
is he quoting himself in a tweet from himself while including a picture of himself standing at a podium
what is the point?
you shouldn't be able to post twitter shit here jesus christ mods please do your job
>>78634805
I forgot all about this billboard. Classic Jeb.
I am now a #remainairplane
Looks like I'm now #shartinforMartin
>>78631196
>Donald Cück
>>78632077
>haha fucking vietnam was a criminal war bro communism ain't our enemy fuck the vets
>lmao u mean this person I don't like didn't participate in the vietnam war what a coward
They tried this already with Drumpf, but that ended up being a retarded meme only John Oliver fans found funny.
Too bad they can't call him Donald Dickhead or Faggot Don or something punchy because that would be offensive and non-PC.
>>78631011
>chicken
Fuck you guys, that was a good one. The emperor is btfo for sure, how will he recover?
I'm a #CruzMissile now.
>>78635196
kek
>>78631011
what did he mean by this?
>>78634256
GOOD LUCK BASED SUBARU
>>78631011
>>78634805
>>78635672
Did we ever get the Sunday-Funday guacamole recipe, or is he waiting to spring it on us at the convention?
>>78635850
yeah and it was shit
I take "Poor Donald" didn't go well in the focus group
>>78635937
Figures. Jeb is truly a mess.
>>78635968
>their best plan for combating Trump is calling him names
I can't wait to see the White House fucking covered in gaudy gold furniture and shit.
>>78631011
It's even less catchy than Drumpf
>Martin "One man Taliban" O'Malley
>Martin "The Takbir Grenadier" OMalley
>Martin "It's Always Sunni In Philadelphia" O'Malley
>>78631011
just call him a fake conservative
watch him lose his shit.
Nobody even tried
"Donald Duck, because he's a quack."
Fucking unfunny politicians.
lol, dems are so bad at the nickname thing
>>78635968
>claim to represent poor people while using 'poor' as an insult
i think "shoeless don" is the next zinger
>>78635264
The wall just got 10' higher
More like Martin "Chickenshit Commie" O'Maley
>>78631011
"Please clap"
>>78636140
>"It's Always Sunni In Philadelphia"
>>78631011
plz. the man is running a campaign built entirely on the things other candidates were afraid to run on.
>>78631011
IT'S DONALD DUCK, DONALD DUCK GODDAMN IT!!!!
>>78631196
>burger bants
love you my fellow 'merican
REEEEEEEEE MARTIN OMALLEY REEEEEEEEEE YOU RUINED MARYLAND REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REÈÉÊËĒĒEĖĖĘEEÈÊE!!
>>78636430
This. Trump's namecalling is funny because it hits the issue squarely and the truth is pretty fucking funny. Trump getting called names is usually an attempt to lie to the public and is inherently flawed.
>>78636248
They can't put Donald Duck on hats without Hillary's promise to sell Michael Eisner uranium.
>didn't go with Donald Duck
>Warren vs Trump
>tfw no Donald vs Goofy
I actually feel kind of bad for him. That wasn't a good burn.
>>78634334
That's clearly Kermit you fgucking retard
>>78636649
It's Jeb level's of pathetic. You just kind of want to put him out of his misery, you know?
>>78631196
>>78632633
>>78634197
But Donald Duck is a fucking badass, so they're clever enough to not give Trump a nickname that implies being great.
>>78631011
This confirms that democrats are all mentally retarded. How can you be this bad at banter?
>>78636644
My Gawd. That'd have been fantastic.
>>78636289
triggered
>>78636807
Obama is pretty funny but mostly because he goes "lmao fuck due process" then makes jokes about it and everyone sucks his dick.
>>78632077
Hey I just saw that on twitter asshole
>>78636947
Yeah? Post one of his jokes and let's see how far it gets.
>>78631011
>chicken
You keep using that word.
>>78636789
I assure you they didn't give it that much thought.
>>78631011
Guys... I think this is it...
How can Trump ever recover from that!?
>>78637031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bqEn8AXzJ4
>>78636947
Obama is funny because he acts like leaders of others countries respect him even though he is the laughing stock of the entire world.
>>78637190
I'm laughing, not because of the joke but this is probably the moment Trump decided to tear down Obama.
>go to local CisDonald's, home of the Big Wall
>order a six pack of Chicken Donalds with a side of fries
>pull up to window
>it's O'Malley
>kek.gif
>he's working minimum wage to raise money for publicity
>desperately making up trendy food names
>everyone continues to forget him anyway
>>78637190
I'm pretty sure Obama was just a prank on Americans from the jews
>Guy comes out of fucking nowhere
>Black
>Muslim
>Name sounds like Osama
>Gay as fuck
>Tranny wife
>Nobel Peace Award for being black
>>78637844
>haha watch this Schlomo, 8 years and I bet they never catch on! Then we'll put another Bush in the White House hahaha!
>>78636567
Hogan my MD friend..
Hogan is love
Hogan is life
>>78637953
and then trump happened and flushed all the plans down the toilet
>>78637953
>>78637844
>schlomo check this out
>I bet after 8 years they won't know what bathroom they belong in
>Chicken Donald
HOOOOOLY SHIT GONNA NEED A BURNHEAL FOR THIS ONE GUYS I DONT KNOW IF THE DON WILL BE ABLE TO HANDLE THE MASTER-TIER BANTS FROM THIS GUY. HMMM IT REALLY MAKES YOU THINK. THAT'S WHY #IMWITHHER
>>78632139
it's because they need to be the underdog to be funny. The Daily Show was actually funny when it was rippin on Dubya. What have they had for the last 8 years? Redneck christian anti-abortion senators in bumfuck Kentucky are all the targets that have been available for them, because they're too timid to attack their own.
>>78631196
>>78636789
Duck out Donald
jesus i just read the first 3 posts and it's like they didn't think about this for more than a second.
if you're going to imply cowardice while trying to come up with a trump tier nickname, you gotta put ENERGY into it, chicken donald is a low energy insult.
>>78632052
this
although I think trump wil point out "I'm you're only choice for the supremw court bruv"
>>78632773
if he's CIA then I have an extremely overblown ideal of how operator the CIA is
>>78638464
Well then, goyi- fellow, what is "high energy"?
>>78638079
>>78631011
Is this the best Paddy O'Malley can come up with?
Sad!
>>78634773
too well done
>>78631196
>>78632633
The problem is if say, Hillary used it it could backfire and make Hillary look childish.
>>78631011
>I don't like what this guy has been saying
>HE IS A CHICKEN!
Democrats will defend this kind of candidate being pushed by their party.
>>78639057
>>78641037
>>78641116
>>78641228
>>78641116
>Gary Shandling
>knowing what a real man is or does
Top_kek_noodles.jpg
>>78641296
>>78641228
>>78641116
>>78641037
He'll have more bodies than clinton soon.
>>78631011
Donald Duck was more clever and already thrown out ages ago.
>>78641583
Crazy how a few shitposters on a South African Origami Forum are doing a better job than those being paid big money by the establishment.
>>78631196
>>78631310
O'Malley has been a thorn in Baltimore's side for just shy of a decade. Alnost shit my pants when I saw him running for POTUS, thank god that didn't go anywhere.
>>78631196
maybe it's a very very bad reference on Chicken Little?
either way, it's dumb.
Chicken Donald is almost as le funny as Drumpf.
>>78636071
Their best plan for combating trump was calling him names, and then they picked the biting Dangerous Donald moniker.
>>78634256
good luck based subaru
>>78631196
> ID:8k3smyc9
>smyc
>>78631489
Underrated
is this it guys? i don't think trump has ever recovered from anything THIS bad
>>78634256
GOOD LUCK BASED SUBARU
>>78631446
more like donald "invest 1.1 billion in failing golf courses that amount to less than half the investment but pretend they're profitable investments" trump
>>78634256
GOOD LUCK BASED SUBRAROOO
>>78634256
GOOD LUCK BASED SUBARU
>mfw chicken donald
>0 delegates
ayy
