OUT OUT OUT
>>78627294
What's she going to do when Trump wins?
>>78627424
Divorce and go to Canada
>>78627294
ill take her, marry her, and force her to stay when trump wins
> horse girls
not even once
>>78627294
I will breed with her
>>78627424
Continue getting fucked by her new husband Tyrone I'd assume.
>>78627294
I'll take her in if she's a zoophile
>>78627424
Move to the next predominantly white country on the list.
>>78627294
Swipe right, fuck her in a motel room, and leave a plane ticket on the nightstand.
I would unironically insert my 12cm chink benis into her vagina.
I'll let her put me out to stud
>>78627294
On the upside, you can identify who the traitors are in your midst, and "deal" with them appropriately.
>>78627560
This tbqhwyf
>>78627294
see, this is called attention whoring folks
oi nob off lads that's my wife you're ogling.
>>78627496
delete this
>you will never have sex with an attractive woman
;_;
>>78627560
This
>>78627560
This 2 bee honest fampai
Damn she has got some nice titties
>>78627560
Why? I thought horse riding is a green flag so to speak, at least in Britain.
>>78628094
>>78628148
you thought wrong buddy
>>78627560
Can confirm.
>>78627496
>implying we want her type here.
>>78627560
HOLY SHIT THISS
>>78628148
It means they get sexual arousal from riding horses and are more lewd. They've attributed their sexuality to something non-human.
>>78627560
What do you mean? you don't like rich girls?
She sure looks like the common woman in Britain today!
>red hair
stay away whitey
>>78627294
>omg i cant live in britain now that it's a non-EU country!
>i know! i'll leave britain for another non-EU country!
>>78628363
speaking from experience, horse chicks are fucking insane self centered
>>78627560
Do not date powerlist
1. Moms
2. Horse girls
3. Drug addicts
>>78627560
It's true!
>>78627294
>Marry an american
>cuck him
>divorce him after a few weeks
>>78628363
>rich girls
>not girls with wine tastes but beer money
>>78628286
she fucks horses
>>78628681
To Canada then
>>78627605
>Swipe right, fuck her in a motel room, and leave.
>>78628540
What happens if you date one who is all three ?
>>78627294
I thought liberals are suppose to be SJWs, not sluts.
>>78627560
So true, only horse girl I knew was fucking nuts
>>78628766
Horses are expensive. Single moms and drug addicts usually don't have enough money to be horse girls.
>>78627294
>dat blatant fraud
Kek, enjoy deportation
>>78628721
Penetration aint allowed.
>>78628487
I know two "horse chicks" one is my favorite class mate, she is intelligent, hardworking and a loyal caring friend.The other is my gf who is a little slut but shy with people who are not me and redpilled as fuck.
>>78627560
still haven't seen a good reason why not
this girl is perfect I don't care about her political ideals those can be swayed easily enough
>>78627294
SHOO SHOO SPOOKY SKELLY
>>78628837
but they're hung like a you know what
>>78627560
i agree, but she doesn't even look like she knows what she's doing. Just a regular idiot, not that kind of crazy idiot.
>>78627560
The fuck? I dated a couple. They were sweethearts.
>>78627560
Can confirm.
Those bitches are often size queens. I wonder why...
>>78628870
nice job /pol/ dating the slut
>>78627294
you have to go back
>>78627560
hum
explain
>>78628540
id put tattoos, piercings, and caked makeup over horses
>>78627560
>THIS!!!!!
they appear normal at first, but they're probably more fucked up and sjw than HAES red-haired, college, white-privilege-checking feminazis.
>>78627560
>horse girls
>not even once
Why?
>>78628284
>implying we have any say
Pretend to have US citizenship. Bang and ditch her.
>>78629071
There is literally nothing wrong with dating a horny girl
>mfw its op trolling pathetic losers from /pol/
>>78628148
Every single one is crazy and will try to control your life.
>>78629252
You're competing with *that*.
>>78628286
do you like horses? no? well then theyre weird to you
theres nothing wrong with girls who like horses
>>78629294
show her god, anon
>>78629306
you got a keen sense for trolling, mr wozniak.
CUTE
>>78627560
oh god, fucking this
>>78629437
We are both atheists, I said she was redpilled...
>>78629416
damn getting cuck by a horse
>>78628681
>she fucks horses
where can a guy who has never seen a horse fuck a girl see a horse fuck a girl?
>>78628907
>hates that Britain won't allow hoards of mud people in anymore so much she is willing to sell her pussy
>perfect
You have ridiculously low standards.
>>78627560
I literally just started dating a horse girl
>>78629591
i guess she'll settle for a religious experience then
>>78627560
Never ends well. Believe me, I know.
Which one of you faggots is this?
>>78629306
>>78629439
you can see op even edit the picture of the girls chin.
>>78629720
i kind of like a girl who rides horses too tbqh
i want someone to explain why is a red flag
>>78629805
>Eastern European food
why? it sucks
>>78629684
The internet.
just google the last four words of your post, it's not difficult.
>>78629252
See:
>>78628487
>>78628837
Also, you will never be more important than her horses. An animal bred for work/entertainment is more valuable and important than your relationship. That will never change no matter how hard you try. Animals are above humans in their mind.
The ones I know/dated typically have daddy issues. In particular their animals were a substitute for the lack of a strong, caring father figure.
>>78627560
Confirmed 2x. Great asses, though.
>>78629892
but where exactly that's not full of bullshit pop ups/unders, js bs or take-over-your-pc evilness, dummy
besides, you don't know.
>>78628801
at least she wasn't fucking the horse
>>78629851
>flag
It's kind of irrelevant for you.
>>78629720
Get out now! My ex is psycho and tried to get me fired
>>78629907
women who don't ride side saddle are sluts
>>78627294
I can redpill that redhead.
>>78630093
Not an argument
>>78630115
But she's smart as fuck, has a good sense of humour, is pretty much as conservative as you could hope out of female University Student in their early 20's and is several leagues above me in attractiveness
>>78628172
10/10
>>78630302
She was the exact same way! She was so crazy that she would do anything I wanted. Problem is horses are expensive so she always asked for money. Had to go and she called my boss and made a bunch of BS up about me. Almost worked
>>78629184
Tattoos and piercings have gone pretty well for me for casual dating; having somebody to go to bars and parties and the like with.
Would never marry in a million years though.
>>78630080
>>78629885
kurtos kalaks
>>78630302
Get over it ya slack cunt.
There are always exceptions to the rule.
Worse happens is you cant get your dick wet anymore because she's cray-cray and you just fuck off to youtube and singalong to "/pol/ was right again"
>>78627496
please end this meme, Canada is a shit hole now
>>78627560
Ex-girlfriend was a horse girl. Can confirm. Never again...
Not even pretending just to add to the replies. This shit is true.
>>78627560
I dated one horse girl, fucked buddied another one, yeah.........
>>78627560
Definitely, it never goes well
>>78627294
Gorgeous redhead.
>>78627560
why are women riding horses so unattractive?
>>78627294
>leave UK mild right
>for US far right
This bitch is straight up stupid, isn't she?
If she LIKES being in the EU then what the fuck would make her think that she would like the US more than the UK?
>>78627560
Can someone explain why?
>>78629907
I've known a couple horse girls with good fathers and strong families.
They were all still completely out-of-their-fucking minds, and stupid, but still.
They would have been good waifu material if you could stand hearing stupid bullshit and nagging all day.
>>78630989
>>78630990
Most likely just an excuse to migrate to best country.
>>78627294
This is a good post-brexit video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR-lAGj_dlQ
>>78627294
We don't want these pieces of shit coming to the U.S. and then demanding things their way.
Fuck those cunts.
>>78629439
>woz
>>>/g/ would like to talk with you
>>78629907
And?
No woman will ever be as important as my black Lab, and I don't need to be the center of some bitch's universe.
Give me a kid, don't fuck around, don't ruin our kid, I honestly don't give a shit otherwise.
>>78627560
100% THIS
>>78627496
FUCKING STOP THREATENING TO MOVE HERE YOU LIBERAL CUNTS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>78627560
but they're so qt ;______;
>>78631077
Issue with horse girls is you're always third place.
1. daddys money
2. horse
3.(you)
>>78630068
use bing instead of google, switch to video tab
type in any assortment horse, beastiality, fuck, girl, brazil
safe search off
you can often watch the whole vid through the bing page safely if you're too stupid to avoid adware and other shit
enjoy your new beastiality fetish that will continue your descent down the rabbit hole of degeneracy as you search desperately for your next hit of something worse to jerk off to before you inevitably do shit in RL to satisfy your cravings
>>78627294
If the EU is so important that Britain can't survive outside of it, how do the US and Canada even exist never being members in the first place?
>>78629805
>5'9
very nice
>>78627560
Co-signing on this loan. Dont do it guys. DONT DO IT
>>78631293
>mfw my liberal friend moved to canada this month and has a canadian father to get full citizenship
>>78627560
They have great calves though
>>78627560
Yes. They are insane, they will always put the horse over you.
>>78627560
I own horses so I feel this doesn't apply to me.
>>78631695
They're called foals.
>>78631634
>said friend proceeds to vote for far left ideals in Canadian politics and breed with a sheboon and have 5 kids that also vote far left.
wow, really makes you think!
>>78631438
or an even better example... Switzerland.
>>78631889
The girls, not the horses.
>>78628172
Who
>>78627294
Gonna laugh when some SJW marries this bitch and Trump wins and they divorce as she moves to Canada the land of the cucks.
>>78632180
I don't know, wish I did, saved it yesterday.
My only friend is a mildly autistic horse girl. They aren't all bad.
>>78632192
what movie is that
>>78632380
>friend zoned by an autistic horse girl
DAMN SON
>>78627560
>Horse girls
Yes please.
>>78632380
Nice. Horses are supposed to be helpful with autistic people, right?
>>78628148
No, it basically means you're a middle class cunt. It's even worse if you're poor and just want to look like a middle class cunt.
>>78632562
Fun fact, it's one of the only ways they can achieve arousal at all
>>78627592
Canada will take her in if she's a zoophile.
>>78631351
Real life lol. Great post. Can confirm.
>>78632774
Well now, that explains /mlp/
>tfw 170 matches on tinder but have messaged maybe 10 of them
what a stupid app
>>78627294
Whites cant migrate to America...The lefties wont let them...You have no chance by
>>78627496
>mfw dual citizen US and Canada
>>78633197
>tfw all matches are either bots or fat
>>78627496
What is she going to do once Quebec secede?
>>78633197
>Using tinder to date
It is literally a website crafted to fuck. To give you an idea, it is probably safer to stick your dick in a pot of boiling water than putting your dick in any """woman""" on tinder.
Source: I got crabs from a whore named Alexis
>>78633742
I haven't fucked any girls off it. I suck at text conversations.
I just stick to talking to girls in real life, I'm 1000x better at that
>>78627560
Dated an equestrian girl in college, can confirm
>>78633197
Tinder is horrible.
I got a lot of matches because I'm a good looking confident guy.
You shouldn't even feel bad about not getting any matches. They're all a bunch of superficial liberal sluts.
It's okay if you want some shitty whores to fuck, but for Gods sake, use protection.
>>78633880
>I haven't fucked any girls off of it
And keep it that way if you know what's good for you.
And you don't have to be good at texting to get whores on tinder. They are only there looking for quick hookups, even if they say otherwise. A girl can get a boyfriend anywhere if they want to, they use tinder to disguise their whore escapades as "dating". You don't even need to be smooth.
>>78629720
It's gonna be a wild ride...
She's cute
would pump and dump
>>78630953
Cause it alludes to the fact that their vagoo has been destroyed by a BHC
>>78628148
It's so they have an alibi for their missing hymen.
>>78633197
I just swipe right on everyone every day for shits and giggles. Half are fat and/or single moms and the other half will literally never message you back no matter what you say. The few who do end up being weird as fuck.
>>78627560
Stupid.
>>78627294
>Is not patriotic.
>Wants to marry a citizen of a country known for it's irrational patriotism.
kek
>>78632428
Halo 5?
>>78632865
can confirm
>>78628662
you have to be married for a certain amount of time to stay, neets nows your time to strike and get a bongfu
>>78627294
>That face
No thanks
>>78632380
>They aren't all bad
They're slutty as fuck
>>78628540
>Moms
>Implying you wouldn't
>>78627560
This
>>78632487
Have you ever tried to date an autistic girl? I hope the answer is no. I'd rather just have a friend in her because I already have a normal gf. But she's boring af. If I wasn't fucking her I'd have no reason to pretend j cared about her.
>>78634378
>"irrational" patriotism
dog bless mericka
>>78634598
That's mum, not mom
>>78634598
>Wanting to get his life wasted just to have a nice puss for about 10 years. (Let's get real, those beauties will drop down if you catch it.)
>Wanting to be a not-so-real father to a Dimitri and his sister Sasha.
Aussie pls.
>>78628540
>Moms
Hey man don't get carried away, older women can be wild fucks. Just never, ever under any circumstances let your relationship go beyond fucking like dogs. No need to be serious with her, even if she is with you.
>>78634598
cummy in mummy
I'll marry her and have Jamal cuck me
>>78627294
>seeking to marry presumably "white" American male
>who will then live in a gated white neighborhood full of McMansions with driveways filled with Trucks and Sports-Utility vehicles the size of average British flat
>Husband will have a large cache of AR15s and will be MAGA
Succubus are real
>>78632528
We must continue working on the production of centaurs.
It is for the greater good.
All this talk about how horse girls are crazy and can never be changed just increases my desire to find one and tame her as a show of my masculinity.
>>78627560
Can confirm, the one I knew was a hippie chick who once tried convincing me she had some sort of spiritual hippie time-stop experience on a bus once, and when I just laughed she tried gaslighting me, lel. Bitch had some gorgeous 1,20m (4ft) long very thing blonde hair, but she was absolutely fucked in the head.
I didn't even know she was a horse chick until much later.
>>78627560
>gf is a horse girl
Oh god, what do I do. We live together
>>78635188
Madman
do it, crazy chicks are more fun
>>78635237
fuck the horse and show her whos boss
>>78635237
Kill the horse
>>78635237
ask her if she gets off on riding horses
>>78629885
cyкa ыyaт
>>78635333
she's told me before that horse girls often get their hymens busted from riding
>>78627294
reported for immigration fraud
>>78635237
become a furry brony
>>78627294
I was prepared to "save" at least one British female if the Brexit vote went the other way, but the redpills won... why the fuck would we marry the leftist cunts who voted to stay though?
>Have fun courting black and brown people, BRitch.
>YOU HAVE TO STAY
>>78627560
this. whores, the whole lot of them.
>>78635452
british """women"""
>>78634842
Don't fucking summon him.
>>78627560
This is true, not even kidding. Ex gf was one, they seem so innocent but then you find out they are fucking dudes behind your back that they meet through horse related activities.
>>78635613
THICC
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>>78635452
Mirin her traps though
>>78635452
>Quasimodo
Kek
But for real though, some english qt 3.14 s make my hear go melt, along with their accent.
>>78628479
oh (You), this shouldn't have made me laugh but it did
>>78635745
as a horse girl i can tell this is a lie because 95% of boys that ride are gay as hell
>>78635482
Exactly... and she'll most likely be sucking democratic nigger cock in the US pretty soon (the saddest part is that she's only doing this to make an edgy online post because she wants some attention).
Someone should warn her that the horse is actually safer to fuck, but she probably won't listen.
>>78635452
>>78629591
And a *tip* for (You), my good sir
>>78635863
I'M SORRY /pol/ I LINKED HER THE THREAD I SHOULDNT HAVE THERE IS A HORSEGIRL IN THIS THREAD THIS VERY MINUTE HELP
>>78635863
t. roastie
>>78635855
I know, don't get me wrong... I'll be fucking everyone that comes my way with false promises of marriage... but will never follow through. Redpill Brit girl... now that's someone I could marry. Can she be smarter than me too? Like maybe, a hacker or something? Damn... I think I'm going to cum.
>>78627560
Thiiiiiiiiis
Couldn't agree more
>tfw got matches on back to back days but swiped everyone in my area today
>>78634378
>Not bring irrationally patriotic
It's like you enjoy taking nigger dick.
>>78635863
>as a horse girl
Opinion discarded.
>>78636153
Didn't say I wasn't patriotic either, motherfucker.
Keep that shit up and I'm going to dump your fucking tea in the harbor.
>>78635888
>Someone should warn her that the horse is actually safer to fuck, but she probably won't listen.
im sure she knows, horse whores always do creepy shit with the horses.
>i cum everytime i ride, giggle.
>you have to wash the horses sheath with your barehands
>i visit my horse every day
i remember horse girls from fucking high school, every single one of them was like this. the disgusting whores used to try to hit on me and theyd tell me all this disgusting shit thinking it would make them desirable or some shit. kek nutjobs
What about girls with a weird love for unicorns?
>mfw only male english rider in area.
>barn witches talk rumors about how gay i am
>flares up when i win all 1st place.
I don't get why women see men as a threat when it comes to riding and taking care of horses.
Maybe she can marry me.
>>78627560
Can seriously confirm this as well. My senior year of hs I was close with this horse girl and we kinda messed around a bit while she was dating some stoner pleeb she hated. She would always like lead me on and act like she was gonna break up with him and be with me but it never actually happened. Then once she went to college and I went to the mahreens it continued. Seemed like she always be dating some new guy she "hated" and would lead me in then I'd come home on leave we'd mess around a bit shed say she was gonna break up then never didsaying, she wouldn't have any friends if she broke up with him and shit. Took me like 4 years to finally realize she just wanted my attention. Fucked me over emotionally good there for 4 years of my life. instead of going out and maybe getting a gf I was there every night texting her hoping something would come of it.
>>78627560
Yup
>>78636316
Probably because they always lose.
>>78635237
>getting cucked by a horse
kek
>>78628540
You forgot to add:
4. Dog still has testicles
>>78635613
dat ass FAT sunn
>>78627294
What is up with that chin.
>>78627294
has a horse, bitch you living a better life than I am fucking whore.
>horsedick.jpeg
HOW CAN BLACK MEN EVEN COMPETE?
>>78636316
Because it's just another thing men are better at then women. You're killing their little pretty princess pony safe space
>>78636316
Also to expand on things
Vindictive femanons always ruin the horse general on /an/. Horse girls are Fucking insane
>>78636414
this too. or one of little rat-looking butter dogs.
>>78627560
There was a horse girl I always regretted not pursuing... the volume of negative responses made me realize I probably made the right choice.
Between this and Brexit I've been getting nothing but good vibes from /pol/
>>78627560
pretty much they are ALWAYS crazy guaranteed
>>78627570
She would still need alimony and child support tho.
>>78627560
also chiming in to say this is true
>>78627294
Neo will never love you, BRitch.
>>78636385
>some chick you dated in high school is representative of all women who ride horses
>a literal fucking 18 year old girl
Stop. I work with horses and all the girls I meet with horses are lovely. They are more concerned with their animals and caring for them than dressing up like sluts or caking on makeup. They are actually really caring and you can see it with how they treat the animals. Now I can see you're dating some rich girl who's daddy bought her a 50k imported German sport horse and only wins shows because of her last name being a pyscho, but the average girl who rides is about the best you can get. They also are typically conservative
>>78629885
I just had some godly homemade pelmeni this evening. I strongly disagree with your assertion.
>>78627560
Horse girls are unlikable cunts but thankfully I have yet to meet one that actually fucks horses.
>>78637022
i'm definitely feeling like people in this thread have only dealt with pretentious english rider cunts, too
western riders are chill as fuck
>>78637022
I BET THIS ONE IS A HORSE GIRL, TOO
HORSE GIRLS GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!
>>78637022
Sort of agree with this. Most i known are spoiled daddys girls, but usually red pilles aa fuck, if very stupid
>>78637262
This. Though I have met some saddle seat girls who ride gauges horses, but don't show them, that were very chill. I dated one and those horses were a blast to ride
>>78629885
Dont you dare insult my pierogi you son of a bitch
>>78637022
>but the average girl who rides is about the best you can get
topkek lad the horses cucked you good
you do realize that they only do it because it gives them sexual stimulation, right?
>>78627560
He's right you know
>>78637399
o kurwa
>>78637262
REMINDER THIS POSTER IS A HORSE GIRL
GET
OUT
>>78637431
So tell me how they aren't constantly orgasming on top of those horses. How are they able to pay enough attention to get a horse over a 6ft jump without orgasming off into the next universe.
>>78637229
Well, you're in Mexico... horses are the least violent alternative when it comes to finding a potential hook up. Either way, she'll end up getting stabbed.
>>78637453
>>78637282
This is some real shitposting
>>78627560
what's going on here?
>>78627500
she dun fucked up
>>78630302
she has all those nice qualities and still chose to be with you, she has to be crazy
>>78637570
If you honestly believe that's how it works, there's nothing we can say to help you.
>>78637437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2h9zNR2NA4U
>>78627294
She's gonna have a bad time come November.
Also
>behold, a pale horse
>>78637022
We were same age ass dick
Also cointined till we were 21 not saying I'm not stupid for letting it happen over and over but her leading on was just all for attention plus look at the 50 other people itt horse girl experiences
![CltKzSsUkAEcx1h[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XdhtvxM.jpg "CltKzSsUkAEcx1h[1].jpg")
>qt i know reposted this
what do
>>78628487
Can confirm.
>>78637453
suck a fuck, shitlord
>>78637570
damn, this sounds way better than "riding horses is just really fun"
we got the short end of the stick
>>78627294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKchwAWMpDA
Iron Maiden was in the Leave camp.
The Trooper now triggers libshits.
