Since you faggots debate everything , ISIS vs Mexican cartel, who would win ?
>>78615874
3 trillion lions would win
depends, are they fighting in a Mexican jungle or a desert?
The Mexican cartels would destroy ISIS.
Cartels are former special forces and we're trained by Navy Seals.
They also have a higher chance of obtaining nuclear weapons since they have nuclear power plants and have enriched uranium in the past.
>>78615874
Hard to say as both are supported by Obama.
But yeah, cartels all day.
Cartels ain't no joke.
Mexican cartels literally have
>100 times the funding
>100 times the man power
>just as much if not more fire power
Also mexicans are catholic
>>78615874
Everyone else you dumb somalia
>>78615874
Anything that removes mudslimes is okay by me.
>>78615874
>Mexican intellectuals
>>78615874
North Mexican Cartels are commanded by Russian Jews (who are not in Russia anymore), Cartels actually help IS to...
The Marines win, because they attack at night.
>>78616432
>Mexican cartels literally have
>>100 times the funding
>>100 times the man power
>>just as much if not more fire power
I've yet to see those jungle spics roll around with tanks and heavy weapons
>>78616270
>we're
>>78616998
Isn't that because they prefer to buy off the local government?
>>78615874
I think I'd give it to the cartels, they aren't as retarded but are just as ruthless, if not more so.
>>78615874
I would bet on the drug lords, seriously you can't really beat our local folk, specially since they are as brutal as the muslim retards but they also control shit in the government, have a lot of resources and don't really give any fucks about making examples.
Let me put this way, imagine if a one dude from a muslim community started shit against a local cartel, pretty much every muslim in that area would be fucked badly and since they have the right resources, people would turn a blind eye on all that massacre.
Seriously, this is not like a civilized region of the world where there's a distinction between innocent and guilty muslims. When a chimpout happens it's with everyone.
>>78616998
The Mexican government doesn't have tanks, look it up, they don't need heavy weaponry.
That isn't to say they wouldn't easily obtain them with the billions they make.
Cartel due to numbers, probably.
Also, pretty funny that both of those groups are funded by us.
>>78616270
>Cartels are former special forces and we're trained by Navy Seals.
Well so is ISIS so it should be fairly close.
>>78616270
>we're
better go /innawoods/ now.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexico_and_weapons_of_mass_destruction
/Thread
Cartels. They have military training, know how to black ops, the AIM their weapons. Very well funded, they know how to. Get into places where they shouldn't be.
>>78616998
Damn near a tank.
>>78616270
>we
Lightweight felt my heart skip a beat.
Mexican cartels are fucking scary as shit. They will literally decimate entire fucking towns and break down civilization.
>>78615874
the world
>a bunch of homeless spics with machetes versus a militarized army that spawned from a literal warzone
>>78618228
Machetes huh?
WTF?! Can somebody explain to me this shit?
Wikipedia says that Hezbollah supports Los Zetas and other drug cartels. That sound extremely unislamic.
The cartels are actually really fucking smart. The mudslimes only have power because they happened to settle on a shit ton of oil. They're mostly dumb as bricks. I lived with an Arab guy for about 8 months. He was scared of my microwave and tried to convince me that eating with your hands rather than silverware imbued your food with good juju or something.
>>78618470
Hezbollah uses the cartels in order to get money into the USA
>>78618430
ISIS have tanks, STA missiles and heavy artillery
you can't be serious
>>78617575
>The Mexican government doesn't have tanks,
so are you saying the cartel is the government
> they don't need heavy weaponry.
then the cartel will be outmatched by ISIS
>That isn't to say they wouldn't easily obtain them with the billions they make.
true I bet the "US" could broker a good deal on what ever the cartels need
>>78618761
Cartel can easily obtain nuclear weapons through torture and extortion.
You may not understand, but the entire Mexican government is under cartel influence.
See>>78617911
>>78619191
>Cartel can easily obtain nuclear weapons through torture and extortion.
>>78619183
Operation fast and furious.
That should be enough said to understand the situation.
Today no ARs and AKs, tomorrow Javelins and APCs
>>78616270
>Cartels are former special forces and we're trained by Navy Seals.
And ISIS was trained by CIA.
So it basically be Navy Seals vs CIA
>>78616270
>we're
>>78619712
With?
>>78615874
no fucking idea who would win but i am damn sure i would like to see that
>>78616496
Your like the known autist of /pol/ just popping up randomly saying something completely retarded and try too hard to fit in.
>>78619191
>government
were not talking about a government assisted cartel
you asked who would win and its clearly not the sanchez and the boys with their outdated assault rifles
>>78620433
But that's the cartels strength, they work inside of the government and put effort into gaining control over it, while Islamic Militants would rather just suicide bomb their local governance structure until it literally does not exists anymore. This allows them to control the population by instilling anarchy but if we're comparing the two the cartels have a significant advantage because of this.
>mfw were debating this shit
its obviously ISIS btw, spics are the dumb
but the real winner would be everyone else, imagine all the ISIS vs Cartel beheading vids on liveleak holy shit
>>78621070
>ISIS is smarter
/sg/ called, they said to fucking kys Muhammed
>>78618761
>>>78616998
>>78617575
>tanks
Guys, how do your magical islamic state boys will bring all that shit from the middle east to latina america? Do they also have giant magical carpets?
They can't do shit to the cartels, I Don't even get why you guys are arguing about this shit.
Look, the entire thing about them is sending a couple of motherfuckers to certain countries as refugees to cause havoc no? How the fuck they will send tanks to mexico???
All I see is a bunch of muslim people being brutally murdered by criminals if they ever tried anything funny.
And when I say muslims I mean literally all of them, kids, women, old, young.
>>78620735
>he needs the mexican government to intervene just to win against ISIS
you can't make this shit up
what's next, the cartel actually own nukes in iran?
>>78621851
>questioning the cost and logistics of a hypothetical question
you're one step away from calculating transportation costs
>>78615874
A frozen sun at -1000°C.
>>78621851
>how do your magical islamic state boys will bring all that shit from the middle east to latina america?
you can buy or steal a container ships
>They can't do shit to the cartels,
I disagree
>I Don't even get why you guys are arguing about this shit.
because we can. stop being a insufferable cunt
>>78622968
>ISIS will send a container ship full of tanks to mexico.
What's coast guard, son?
Will they send destroyers as well to stop the ship from being boarded and if it fails sunk?
>>78615874
>implying our government would let its pets fight each other
>>78616270
Isis fights special ops from all over the world.
>>78623306
I don't think the cartel has a navy anon
>>78615874
Catholics always beat Mohammedans.
/Thread
>>78623596
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
All it takes is a Sub full of explosives and your stupid ass ship is toast.
http://www.businessinsider.com/cartel-narco-submarines-2015-4
>>78623596
>I don't think the cartel has a navy anon
Oh shit, I forgot that anon, we can totally enter a country with a big ass ship without any identification and the coast guard literally raping the shit out of you by doing so.
I'm sure they will last whole 5 minutes before there's a shitload of helis and ships around them with permission to shoot.
I don't think it matters right now.
>>78623915
>Low profile vessels (LPVs) are one of the most common narco sub variants. These vessels sit just above the water line.
kek can be spotted and repelled by small arms fire not even an issue
>>78616270
>we're
>>78622313
Dude, yes the cartels strength is the government, but ISIS' strength is the CIA...and maybe Mossad. You act as though ISIS is this all powerful, unassisted lone wolf.
>>78623547
yeah, but they're not very good at it, they are very good at killing civilians
>>78624186
I still don't understand how the cartel has a coast guard
>>78626295
Because they influence the government, and the CG is under the command of .....
>>78626295
You can't invade a country without having to deal with their armed forces.
The cartel you will face once you're in the country. First, you have to get there, burger.
Seriously bro, think about it. Can X enter Y country through their waters using a big ass ship without having to deal with those who job is patrol their coast 24/7?
>>78626494
>>78626624
but this thread is about the cartel vs ISIS not cartel\mexican gov VS ISIS
>>78615874
Mexican cartels are operative tier as they've already infiltrated the Mexican gov which received training from the USA during join war on drugs efforts.
>>78626883
But you have to at least make sense on how they get there and carrying what kind of gear.
Else it's not really worthy arguing about this hypothetical scenario.
Else we can also say the mexican cartel has the right connections to use chemical weapons against ISIS since they don't have to follow any rules.
>>78619615
run
>>78616270
Are you literally 12 years old?
Serious question, your delusions remind me of the daydreams of some autistic kid in school. You're the type of retard that writes future copypasta unironically.
>>78615874
Abu Hajaar is ISIS. You tell me.
>>78627252
t. Abdul Isha'mah
Can someone redpill me on the Mexican cartel ? I think they're pretty based from my current knowledge but can be a bit savage.
>>78628254
Watch the movie, La dictadura perfecta, it will open your eyes to the truth of the Mexican cartel and government.
>>78619191
>Cartel can easily obtain nuclear weapons through torture and extortion.
>nuclear weapons
still they cant fix your latent autism
ISIS - Constantly fighting in wars over the past couple of years, access to most weapons under the sun, alot of them ex military with the rest being trained in military tactics, most likely have a network of soldiers over Europe
Mexican cartel - drug running gangsters who kill locals and government officials in their spare time
hmmmmmmm
>>78629143
omg finally and australians are the shitposters..
The difference between the cartel and Isis, is that Isis would leave you alone if you act like them (lawful evil). The cartel is basically chaotic evil, and also much more drugged up. Cartel would win due to insanity.
>implying the Cartel isn't the Mexican government
>>78629143
>Mexican Cartels- Ex military trained by special forces from around the world with intricate smuggling networks generating billions each year. Wide spread corruption within the government allows them to get ahold of heavy armament.
>Isis- dirty muslim goat fuckers who get most of their kills from IEDs.
I can shit post too
>>78629559
how many suicide belts has the cartel per week ready to attack ?
>>78616432
>>78616270
>we're
>>78615874
So one is a literal army with weapons out the ass, and the other is a criminal gang. Gee what a tricky choice.
Definitely the cartels. El Chapo & Co. would fuck Isis up.
>>78630574
first he neds to run from getting is ass kicked by Trump
mexicunts fear the trump
>>78631043
>>78631071
this cartel ?
>>78631091
is this in mexico or in syria?
>>78616270
>we're
>>78629962
The best part about the cartel is, unlike Isis, they don't show their best cards for media attention.
They might.... They may not.... Who knows? The cartel does...
>>78631161
no, all are muslimtrucks
>>78615874
ISIS
>>78631209
siria
>>78630026
>That pic
That's actually amazing
>>78629962
>He doesnt know about the bicicle bomb, the collar bomb, the donkey bomb, etc.
You see any item around you? The cartel has the capacity to put bombs on it. Sandniggers are nowhere close to the evil creativity that the cartels have.
>>78631220
i know nothin i dont want to know , is just delusional as fuck the comparation , besides they ont have jihad baby pic related
all these pics are from the war in siria,
>>78615874
Cartels
>>78618430
How do those motherfuckers get Spas 15s? Aren't those only for US army?
>>78631541
dude im talking about you yourself a humam bomb not a fucking donkey pedro
would cartel suicide for cause ?
>>78616270
>we're
>>78631799
I want one of these
>>78631831
We are a generous nation.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ATF_gunwalking_scandal
>>78631846
Of course not you fucking retard, you plan your shit correctly, crush your enemy and go home without casualties.
But guess you wouldnt understand you fucking moor. You have those sucidal genes in your heritage and see that shit as a valid strategy.
>>78619436
this. 911Xthis.
My money is on the cartels, those fuckers literally pray to some spanish goddess of death
Also after seeing ABU ADJAR!!!! footage non-stop, I am certain the cartels would go all out and win it
>>78621851
>I Don't even get why you guys are arguing about this shit.
The point of thread was literally to argue about this shit.
>>78630000
wasted quads
literally kys cunt
Mojado
>>78616270
>we're
>>78618761
And Cartels have Virgin Marry
>>78615874
Cartels don't stand a chance, they're just good at backstabbing their own kind or killing unarmed civilians, every ISIS soldier is a potential suicide bomber trained in gorilla warfare, they're not on the same level.
>>78632352
All of these isis tanks you are posting are just modified cars, trucks and construction vehicles. Mudslimes are like fucking warhammer 40k orks that just slap a bunch of shit together and hope it works.
>>78623596
But they are closer than ISIS
hue hue br br urban drug monkeys vs jihad warfare goatfucker.
i'd bet on isis tho.
>>78632761
As soon as you introduce a Catholic hating entity, all Mexicans will work together to exterminate it
>>78632901
>>78632901
>>78632111
so basically they dont do it themselfs, yea because you gonna play the bomb game with the bombing gene king .stupid pedro
im jus hapy i dont leave in your disgusting country
>>78632639
and isis loves to destroy crhistian symbolism , they gona trash that virgin down
>>78633032
damn man,they're so skinny and wtf is wrong with their posterior ? they look like monkeys.
>>78633070
At least im free here, go drink some merkel pussy fluids while you actually see the muslims take over your cuck nations.
>>78632997
jesus cocksucker not even once
>>78615874
>ISIS vs Mexican cartel
Cartel would win. First off, the cartel is intertwined with the Mexican government so their resources would greater. Secondly, Mexicans are prideful and loyal to one another so you're not going to just be fighting the cartels. Mexicans fight as family, literally blood it thicker than water, you mess with one you mess with all. Mexican are also predominantly catholic but also Christian. They both get along. And they both hate Islam.
ISIS is completely divided from the countries they are in. They don't have religious unity even within Islam in their countries. So they don't have the support of their country people.
The problem with this scenario is how would either invade the other. Isis wouldn't stand a chance in Mexico, like I said they wouldn't just be fighting the cartels.
if the cartels were invading they have the mexican government as resource but where and who would they invade? Do they just roll up in Syria and start looking for Isis camps?
I'm thinking as war torn Syria is the cartels would eventually be in bed with Syria for the right money and reasoning.
I don't know who would win but here's a picture of Angry Joe getting shot by Syrians
>>78633254
>so skinny and wtf is wrong with their poste
i think they have "harvested" their wool
>>78633194
>Implying that Virgin Mary would let any of that happen
>>78633254
>>78616270
>we're
>>78633432
Wait if we had governments then we had Saudi Arabia, Qatar, United States and Israel as ISIS allies and all the support (although fringe) ISIS has worldwide.
>>78633569
Fucking ISIS why they had to kill him.
>>78633618
some spooky shit right there bro.
but still,they are not fed well. wouldn't buy them for the Aid.
>>78616270
american education :-(
give back our language
>>78615874
Well one is driven by greed, whereas the other is driven by religious fanaticism. I'd give ISIS the slight edge in this one.
The mexicans would win. God damn i wish this was a real thing. Id love to see some amigos slaughter some kebabs and hopefully die in the process.
>>78633652
It's kinda weird when you think about it that a 10-12 years old Jewish girl is represented as a mid/early 20s Italian woman.
>>78616270
Shit so you are in the cartel...
Lol I literally just saw a movie about this
Some cartel fuckers go off to the middle east to go save one of them's brother who was taken hostage by terrorists. It's fucking stupid but I didn't care, the concept was funny.
let's be frank here,i know you guys hate goatfuckers so much that typing ''isis will win'' is like asking you to sin but the fucking caliph has a fucking army,if you took all them sandnigger from isis and dropped them on mexico, Trump wouldn't have to build a wall.
>>78616270
>we're
>>78633855
I bet that it was the Borgia, at least in the vest. Here in Mexico he have our verified Mary
>>78633816
>driven by greed
And drug use
Drugs > Religion
When someone's been addicted even the most die hard jihadi would betray his own for another hit. Some outliers edist but for the most part the side with highly addictive chemicals will assblast the one trying to ban them purely through hearts and minds
>>78615874
ISIS. Cartel dudes ultimately want to live.
Suicide bombers would fuck their shit up and kill captives in new and inventive ways.
>>78633983
Yeah, it is stupid but very funny, and a lot more if you are from Sinaloa, in that case you get all the in jokes and the hole "Stupid but very charismatic and good hero"
>>78616270
>we're
>>78633954
It's either samwfagging or actual stupidity.
People can't pick up such an obvious grammar error.
I sincerely hope it's a samefagging
>>78634228
>veryfied
you have a blood test from her vagina or something?
>>78634364
This picture makes me think.....
1 Million British Patriots of Scotland vs 1.6 Million Separatist Europhile traitors
Who would win?
>>78634473
We have: Faith™
>>78634278
Aren't cartel members usually not druggies tho? I thought the whole idea was you never become a user if ur a pusher.
>>78634391
You can't "samefag" on a board with IDs...
>>78634345
ye, wanting to live and the other side worshipes death and want it because will grant them 72 virgins for each one
the cucked mexicus have to worship one virgin for all of them lol
they are already winning
>>78633869
No you fuck the point is, if Isis was trying to invade Mexico to get to the cartels they would be fighting an entire Mexican nation not just the cartels.
It would be like America getting invaded, they would be just fighting the military, they would be fighting citizens with a mass of fire arms and ammunition at the citizens dispense.
Syria is so war torn that it would be easy for the Mexicans to get in good with Shia Muslims and invade. They could probably buy off the Syrian or Iraq govs to invade.
>>78634718
The most powerful ones are not, but most of then so use drugs
>Source: Flag
>>78634855
How new are you?
>>78615874
cartel.
The cartel puts isis to shame in every way imaginable. They are more brutal, have more money, and are more armed than isis. The only reason you dont see them plastered on the news is they still work for the us government.
>>78634573
im gonna cum on that pic you posted
>>78616253
Mexican desert
>>78616253
Exellemt fucking point
>>78616270
Yeah but ISIS has jews behind them
>>78631213
>>78617131
>>78617747
>>78619615
>>78634364
Doesn't anyone here remember the civil war in Michoacan a few years ago, when there were cartel assassins shitposting on /pol/?
>>78635078
>more brutal
show oc
also ar cartel children trained for bomb belt?
>>78634888
There are traditional sects within the Mexican and Messo American culture that literally worship Death. The Islamist don't worship "Death".
>>78635110
Remember that she is everyone's mother
>>78635281
Yes, I was there
ISIS would win because their specialty is unconventional, guerrilla warfare.
ISIS fighters are motivated by Allah and shit (plus some money) and use suicide vests, IEDs, VBIEDs and willing to die, making them more fearless. They've survived Years of Airstrikes and fighting Kurds and Syrian military.
Cartels just want money and territory. With access to minimal police and military armories.
Both improvise weapons and vehicles and torture and kill people for shock value.
>>78616270
WE WUZ NAVY SEALS N SHIET
Gee the billion dollar industry with the means to convert the population into loyal servants through addiction who, upon becoming addicted, are instantly declared evil and deserving of death by the Islamic State; with decades of skill infiltrating goverment agencies and are notoriously popular among the people
or
The loose collection of goatfuckers that is barely scraping by and has alienated it's own supporters so much it's actually less popular within it's own borders than immediately outside of them and is so puritanical that if their own wives were abducted and forced into prostitution using addiction as leverage, the response of the average IS fighter would be to FUCKING BEHEAD HER, thus demoralizing the general population and basically saying "Hey, you like drugs? Even if you are force fed them and addiction isn't your fault? We will fucking kill you."
How is this even a debate? The cartel could go in basically unarmed and at minimum be a longterm problem for IS purely through the power of addiction. Now give them military arms, grenade launchers, atrack helicopters and influence in every governmental organization.
>>78635282
>muh children
You're a fucking retard if you think child soldiers are effective at anything besides being a moist hole for relief
>>78635282
>also ar cartel children trained for bomb belt
You act as if a cartel wouldn't shoot a muzzie child running towards them. They don't have to get permission to pull a trigger like the us military does.
>>78635078
Significant portions of the the Mexican Cartels are practically criminal extensions of the CIA and the U.S Military.
>>78615874
ISIS
While both groups are dirty, violent mudskins bent on domination of all they see the sandniggers have the power of faith on their side. Faith is a powerful weapon the spics do not possess
Though to be honest the ideal outcome is they destroy each other and we reclaim the hold lands AND Mexico. With Brexit passing it would be the ideal time to go full anglo empire
>>78635284
spare religious lectures human .. i was refering to jihadists wordwide and they are pure hardcore Islamist and posting that stupid picture just makes you a christ worshiper speaking about sharia law lol
>>78615874
ISIS b/c the cartels don't need to control the gov't to run drugs. My guess is that it would look something like Afghanistan under the Taliban.
>>78635331
she the aliens?
>>78635428
>They've survived Years of Airstrikes and fighting Kurds and Syrian military.
Sorry m8, but the only reason ISIS is still alive is because of the Geneva convention.
Cartels would do unspeakable things. They will kill children, bomb civilians, desecrate the dead, ect. They don't follow rules, they literally make their enemies into soup.
Genocide is the word, not war.
Russia and USA can eradicate ISIS if they didn't have to abide by international war laws.
>>78635454
>estábamos sellos de la marina y caca.
>>78615874
>Since you faggots debate everything , ISIS vs Mexican cartel, who would win ?
Also, the only thing holding back Muslim warriors is the West has superior technology. Before that, Muslims dominated everything in their path b/c their fighters are literally begging to die b/c they are true believers. That shit is unlike anything the cartels have faced.
Cartel chops off limbs for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. All while making enough money to buy any kind of weapon they can think of.
>>78615874
Ramsay and his 20 good men would solo both with low difficulty
>>78633855
You do realize Mediterraneans are basically arr rook same right? Semites can look like italians and italians can look like arabs
If they started venerating her with light eyes and fair eyes I'd start questioning however, not that it doesn't exist in the middle east natively
>>78616496
Based jap strikes again.
>>78616496
are you Japanese or just a fellow burger?
>>78621851
>All I see is a bunch of muslim people being brutally murdered by criminals if they ever tried anything funny.
>And when I say muslims I mean literally all of them, kids, women, old, young.
You're implying that this scares fundamentalist Muslims. The only way you beat them is to have superior technology. Otherwise, they would run over the cartels just like they ran over your (half) ancestors in Spain.
>>78627487
What is wrong with you, Abu Hajaar?
>>78635518
you are the fucking retard if you think a trained 16 yea old that already beheaded poses no threat , but you are american what can i say from the nation that spent 10 year in afeghanistan , bombing the shit out of civilians as human shields , being cucked by small group of terrorists that originated the homeland attack with hijacket planes , more years in Iraq to hand it to Isis , just shut the fuck up
>>78635595
>>78635428
>muh religious faith
Speaking as someone who has worked at a rehab center let me tell you something.
Religion is pathetic and weak in the face of addiction. You know how many addicts I've met that consider themselves devout? All of them, all of them are super religious. I don't mean they believe in god religious, I mean hit you over the head with it. They cling to their faith, praying everyday God will save them from their self-destructive habits, and it doesn't fucking work. When you are hooked, you are fucking hooked. Allah could promise them 72 virgins, a Lambo and free blowjobs from Aisha herself, I would say more than 90% of them would drop it for one hit of heroin.
>>78615874
I do not know think it depends on what they are fighting for.
I just seems it is more likely the cartel would work with ISIS,as the cartel is simply an illegal Million dollar corporation.Similar to drug smugger mafia during prohibition.
ISIS only functions well in it's backyard or a Muslim state. which the cartel does not function in.ISIS can only plan terror attack,and suicide bombing in none areas.The would have to find cartel targets which seems moot.
IF They both have their gear in the battle it comes down too whos turf there in,and what the reason of fighting is
>>78635582
yea because a suicide attack is not well planed..
>suicide attack american logic, hurr put belt an run
>>78615874
>Since you faggots debate everything , ISIS vs Mexican cartel, who would win ?
All of you fucks saying the cartel would win also aren't considering the fact that ISIS also can convert people to their cause. The cartel has $$$; ISIS has God.
>>78634502
Well Scotland has had clan wars for years.
>>78636250
Cartel is mostly made up of young kids trained from youth.
Also
Money > Allah
>>78636273
wtf is your point?
I don't give a fuck about that shit.
ISIS does drugs also.
>>78635865
>Ramsay
everything joffrey should have been
>>78636273
wow and you are proud of your post , as if being a heroin adict cancer is the aphex of human ideal , i mean i dont want to be that perfect , but god dawm your post is pure autism
>>78636568
>implying money is stronger than God
Ignorance truly is bliss, religionfag.
>>78635582
same way they did 9/11 and push your shit up
>>78635763
>Russia and USA can eradicate ISIS if they didn't have to abide by international war laws.
Russia and the USA could also eradicate the cartels if they didn't have to abide by international war laws.
Lest we forget the time when white men weren't cucks:
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/scott-captures-mexico-city
>mfw stupid Muslims think Cartels can't into bombs
http://www.bestgore.com/murder/cartel-de-jalisco-blow-up-rival-boy-dynamite/
>daily reminder that the religious cult known as Alcoholics Anonymous has only a 1/12 success rate
No amount of belief in god is going to save you from the desire to smoke crack. Religion is the primary tool used to get people out of addiction, it has a fuckhuge failure rate. Belief in God ain't got shit on substance addiction, it's literally just biology.
>So many muslim anons saying ISIS is awesome and shit in this thread.
Do we that many terrorist sleeper cells in 4chan?
The fact is simple. Unless they can bring all their heavy shit and come en masse to mexico, they can't really fight the cartels.
Another fact we have to consider is that the cartels are a criminal organization that focus on profit, while the islamic state fellas are a bunch of fanatics.
If, for whatever the reason, the cartels decided to say "fuck it, this isn't about profit anymore"
I would feel a lot of pity for every muslim (or person that looks like one) in that country.
You guys have to understand that they try their best to not get more spotlight time than they usually have, because too much is bad for business, even brutality.
Also don't forget this pic here, it was a colombian cartel but look at the shit the guy did out of spite.
>>78615874
Mexican can rape ISIS any day of the week, even better there are different cartels and families around all this fucking country and if all were to join forces it would be like an small army.
>>78637066
how the hell did they get that APC up there?
>>78636817
Sorry fucker but Allah ain't got shit on a heroin hit. It's simple as that. Maybe that's why those mudslime goatfuckers banned drugs and science so they wouldn't have to confront the unfortunate reality that the human body is just another piece of machinery only built out of meat. It can be rewired and altered to perform tasks if one pushes the right buttons.
my scenario
>sierra leone goes to shit, because fuck you its some random shithole that can be used as a war zone for this situation
>local population starts off neutral
>Cartel lands in all ports
>Isis arrives at the same time from the east via road
>Cartel controls the ports day 1
>cartel starts shipping in manpower and weapons immediately
>Isis starts taking over country towns
>Cartel takes the capitol relatively easily, and bribes the police and government
>sierra leone has no army in this situation, and all the militaries weapons left with the army. the place is literally just a battlefield with a few civilians still around
>Isis starts killing non believers and does all their bullshit ISIS shit
>Cartels win over the people, but will also kill off anyone who tries to get in the way of their war
>Cartels will win close quarter fighting, in cities and towns.
>ISIS will BTFO of them in open battlefields
>it will be a stand still
>Cartels would take as much as they can until they get close to ISIS
>isis in same situation
>waiting
>ww1 style standstill
>cartels eventually deploy their armoured cars and heavy armour and artillery allowing them to push ISIS back
>ISIS slowly get removed
>cartel wins
if cartels invade a muslim country, they would win but it would be a lot slower, and bloodier, they would just start killing off anyone and everyone. they could also flood the country with drugs and disrupt the whole country
If ISIS invaded mexico (implying they had a whole fleet to carry all their shit, and they got through no problem, and landed is some city) they would get their shit pushed in. Cartels would hold said city for a day or two. and just cuck their shit up. eventually ISIS would take it, but after that theyd have nowhere to go. Cartels would arm all surrounding towns and city's and just wait for ISIS to make a move and BTFO out of them. and any muslim or ISIS supporter would get outed by locals, ISIS invasion would be slow and theyd get slaughtered.
>>78637180
so why not starting now? what they afraid of , why are they not in syria controling the cartels? oh wait... they dont have mexican cancer in syria
>>78636951
>No amount of belief in god is going to save you from the desire to smoke crack. Religion is the primary tool used to get people out of addiction, it has a fuckhuge failure rate. Belief in God ain't got shit on substance addiction, it's literally just biology.
Given you're an American, you've probably never seen someone truly religious.
>>78637189
Happens when the most powerful man in the country which happens to be the biggest drug lord in the world. at that time, is butthurt at the government.
>>78637358
>Sorry fucker but Allah ain't got shit on a heroin hit. It's simple as that. Maybe that's why those mudslime goatfuckers banned drugs and science so they wouldn't have to confront the unfortunate reality that the human body is just another piece of machinery only built out of meat. It can be rewired and altered to perform tasks if one pushes the right buttons.
says the atheist
>>78637517
Given you're also an American I give you've never seen a biology textbook
>>78637385
also cartels can drug up their own boys and let them go on a coke and heroin fueled killing spree
them fuckers would get shot and just keep running and shooting. cartels would fight smart and dirty. ISIS would just fight dirty.
>>78637358
mind or consciouness is separated from body and some emotion you cant just feel under heroin so you are limiting your capacities , drugs is just a pathway for the virtual reality that is to come .
hmans are stupid and pathetic , heroin adicts are cancer
Isis would win. Mexicans are dumb dumbs.
>>78637385
australia post detected , report for troll
The Mexicans. They're vicious as fuck.
Love them or hate them, Hispanics are some tough SOBs
>>78637412
There woulbe no real need, some drug lord should easily buy mercenaries from all over the world to kill them instead of going themselves. They shit so much money that can even buy countries like yours and fill them with drug and mexicans if they wanted to.
>>78637916
>not actually swearing
fucking soft cunt
>>78637517
>>78637668
>that flag
>yet still identfies as non-american
Fuck off mudslime, head south of the border and take some cocaine. If your god is so fucking powerful he'll guide you out of it right?
Go on, do it faggot. Let's see who's stronger, your imaginary friend or your own fucking biology
>>78637791
Yup, your local Ahmed is a shining example of human intelligence
>>78616270
dat we're
>>78637947
to much movies and fluorite in the water
ISIS would be too busy trying to get fame from it, while mexicans dont give a shit and will just start wasting muslims.
Cartels don't need to follow rules of engagement. why do you think we haven't wiped out muslims yet? because lefties would bitch and moan.
cartels wouldnt give a shit and would wipe the fucking floor with them, and then tell lefties to fuck off, probably cut off the heads of any brave lefty who goes to mexico to protest
ISIS is 100,000 soldiers whereas the Mexican Cartel is 450,000 miscellaneous "employees".
ISIS would probably win due to the military equipment they've seized and the fact that they're readily volunteering to die. Cartels are just in it for the money. Jihadists think God is behind them.
>>78615874
>Since you faggots debate everything , ISIS vs Mexican cartel, who would win ?
The Jews, like always.
>>78638271
Bitch please, you tried, the Russians tried everyone tried to wipe out Muslims and it never works. Cartels fight for money, ISIS fight for what they believe in.
>>78616270
>we're
>flag
Islamic State has much more fighters available, experience fighting a conventional war, and access to heavy military vehicles and weapons.
Cartel would get their shit kicked in, the best they have is heavy machine guns and RPG's. And their only experience is fighting the few armed farmers who resist them and unarmed people. They just payy off the police who are meant to fight them
The #rekt threads would be glorious!
>>78637947
oh really why there is no cartel in Israel?
>>78638209
I imagine you dont know much about money, power and corruption, guess Portugal is quite a shitty place nowdays.
