I looked at my 401 k this morning and all I can say is REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU BRITBINGS FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEE I HATE YOU ALL REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>78589007
Can someone translate?
401k is pension and assume we've fucked his up somehow?
>>78589134
Stupid af pension funds infesting in global markets lol
>>78589007
Freedoms isn't free, you paid not me
>>78589134
>eone translate?
401k invests heavily on total stock market and brexit deflated global markets over yesterday
>>78589302
So their pension scheme invested internationally and got fucked because of it/brexit? Fucking hilarious, we're even fucking over some Americans now.
Best decision ever.
>>78589007
And nothing of value was lost that day.
>>78589007
> having a 401k
Guess you learned the hard way. Monopoly money isn't a good idea and anyone that willfully invests in it is a cuck.
>>78589007
Are you retiring tomorrow or are you just retarded?
>>78589007
>boohoo some "investors" lost money speculating on financial markets
These are the same people that crashed the economy in 2008.
Go fuck yourself cunt.
I'm glad your portfolio got wiped.
>>78589007
Haha, wow, did you have all your money in stocks? Is it in tech stocks? I was down a marginal 0.5% today and my non-cash investments are only around $150k :^)
>not buying the dip
lmao step up nigga
>>78589007
Letting other people manage your money for meager returns. Such is wageslave life.
>>78589007
You're an old man posting angry pepe's. You fucked up long ago
>>78589007
Play Jew games, get Jewish prizes. I hope Jews take your home as well.
>>78589444
Checked
>>78589548
Pension funds are a hardcore scam. If they're not investing in bonds, then don't pay in.
>>78589007
One day on the market isn't going to affect a fund that you won't touch for 20-30 years.
>>78589007
>Being a faggot
Stop it please
>>78589007
Stop being parasite and get your self a real job.
>He didn't buy $10,000 worth of stock during the dip
God damn I feel bad for you guys.
This is just the beginning.
>>78589704
Fucking this, I'll bet the stupid fuck thinks he's going to see his money come back from Social Security when he's 70 too.
>>78589007
>I looked at my 401 k this morning and all I can say is
We call that a penis
>>78589862
Funny enough my Intel stock only went down by $1.44
>people not understanding how the game works
Stock market crashes are the most beautiful things in our current monetary system.
In just 24 hours almost 2 trillion usd of fake wealth destroyed world wide.
That means the money in your pocket has become more valuable.
A small island kingdom in the atlantic ocean can not possibly cause all global companies profits to drop by 10-25% over night. If your 401k lost value it's because it was overvalued to begin with. You got jewed, son.
>>78589007
Calling your bullshit
>most 401k's are invested in open ended mutual funds
>valued once per day @ market close
>this morning's balance would be yesterday's closing value
>you won't see today's closing value until tomorrow morning
>>78590101
>not investing in solid stocks and index funds over the years in addition to bonds
Are you fucking dumb
>>78591203
> In just 24 hours almost 2 trillion usd of fake wealth destroyed world wide.
Yeah that's not how shit works. It doesn't get destroyed it gets transferred somewhere else
Freedom ain't free. The tree of sovereignty gotta be littered with the carcasses of American pension accounts. The European commision aka European Cum Mission is not my government. They are NWO communists and probably Jewish as well. "God save the queen" not "chop off my peen", okay? Praise Jesus
Now is the best time to start trading.
>>78589007
It's just a prank bro
>>78589007
Hey there Shlomo!
>>78591203
>tfw my silver went up 42 cents an ounce today
feels good man
>>78589007
>not buying the gold
>>78591203
>In just 24 hours almost 2 trillion usd of fake wealth destroyed world wide.
>That means the money in your pocket has become more valuable.
and 3 months later the 2 trillions magically appear again.
>>78589007
>>78591468
solid kek
>>78589007
How's that globalism working out?
>>78589007
>pension funds
>funds
A fund is the best way to throw your money into the toilet.
>>78589007
>trusting kike bankers
>giving your money to kike bankers
>giving power to immoral nation wrecking parasites
Serves you right, faggot
>>78589007
time to panic sell all of it, right anon?
this is clearly the beginning of a global economic collapse and not mass speculation due to an unforeseen event with unpredictable effects.
I too lost 30% of my portfolio betting bremain. Fucking britbongs. I can't even invest in the dips for 2 weeks. Just sit here and watch my money dissappear. My girlfriend is pissed, probably won't get laid for a month, and can't pay my rent. No fuckin food in my house, no gas in my car, out of toiletries and hygiene shit...
Gonna have to suicide if market doesn't bounce back at least a little monday.
>>78589007
Unless you're retiring next week you're fine.
If you trusted that Brexit would happen, you could have just liquidated all stocks and funds you are invested in the day before like I did.
Once the markets bottom out, I'm going to buy back in. Brexit has made me a ton of money.
This is your fault Anon.
>>78589923
Who is this semen femen?
>>78593801
This.
Buy when there's blood in the streets.
>>78593801
Reminds me of the BR monkey earlier today.
>I planned ahead for months
>somehow his portfolio is "set back" two years
>tiny dip is equal to 2008
>something something professional investor
>>78591468
Gave me one solid kek their aussie.
>>78593230
Thank you for paying for my sovereignty!
>>78593230
Hah! Monday will be much bloodier
>>78589007
letting the 401k jew manage your retirement, enjoy living in poverty in old age.
Don't listen to pol, it will bounce back. The current dip really is nothing, we've had worse this year.
>>78589007
>Didn't invest in Bitcoin.
BTFO
Also just to give pol some laughs here's what I lost today, I don't really care though.
>>78589007
Unless you are retiring tomorrow this doesn't really matter you fuckwit.
>>78591468
brettygood.jpg
>>78596584
wow it's fucking nothing
>>78589007
:^}
This just keeps getting better and better, glad I voted leave
>>78591378
This. Daily reminder that US stocks (and UEFA stocks) have massively outperformed bonds over the long run. Sovereign bonds barely keep up with inflation.
>>78596584
I know how you feel :L
>>78589007
Around brits, keep your wits
>>78596584
huh. putting things into perspective, this makes the 25€ I lost with the lower exchange rate seem like nothing. although I am still salty as a matter of principle - I was blind to what needed to be done (sell), even if only for one cent.
lesson learned, and I hope things get better for you
>>78589007
>stock markets constantly fluctuate
>This one time it fluctuates and all of the sudden Britain ruined your retirement forever
nice logic OP
>>78596882
>>78597598
I also have most of my money in the US (-3.6%) instead of the world market (world ex US, -7%) because I think the rest of the world is a clown show.
>>78596882
I'm too burger to figure out if that flag is Mexican, Slavic or Italian but regardless he lost more than you make in a month in one day.
>>78597298
We sure showed you
So what? I'm not gonna get 1 single apology from 1 single britbong for fucking up the econony?
I lost almost 6k today and that's alot for me. Fought with gf, she's not staying with me this weekend. Even my fucking dog won't look at me, probably scared from the stressful day.
>>78599055
>I'm not gonna get 1 single apology from 1 single britbong for fucking up the econony?
all UK working class agree with you goyi..., mates. There needs to be a revote. "democracy" doesn't mean people really get to vote if they vote the wrong way...
>>78589007
>the entire stock market is reeling
>all four of my mutual funds are up
>>78591468
Can someone make a Spurdo for this?
>investing in anything other than gold
>>78599788
>not investing in things that have actual value instead of a shiny metal
>>78589007
>MFW invested wisely on my own.
>MFW not really affected.
>>78589007
My 401k is fine because I am not a jew that tries to game stocks. I invest in a balanced index fund for slow long term growth.
My 401k firm's quote on Brexit "investors' best protection is to hold a portfolio that is diversified across asset classes and regions."
So OP what did you do wrong? I am buying the dip and very happy with my low time preference portfolio.
>>78599986
>Implying gold, one of the rarest elements on Earth, has no value
>Implying it's not an amazing conductor
>Implying gold doesn't have hundreds of uses not involving being shiny
>>78600521
Mine rise 4.1 percent
I just broke open my piggy bank this morning and all I can say is REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU BRITBINGS FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEE I HATE YOU ALL REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>78593230
>betting bremain
Got what you deserved.
>>78589985
top kek
>>78589007
>investing in jews
Are you stupid or something? Now is the time to buy, the market is already bouncing back up.
>>78593230
poor people shouldn't bet in the markets
I lost $4000. Thanks obama.
>>78589302
Even the American stock market tanked today. Wall Street is a buncha cowards, they run away from uncertainty. This will all be short lived, and the market will rebound.
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>>78589007
Looks like your Warhammer 401k just got...
007'd.
>>78589007
>muh pensions
Get rekt. Based UK isn't bending to the globalist agenda anymore.
