>recently went to the US for a student exchange
>drive to family I'm staying with with public transport (which is pretty shit by the way)
>they are pretty friendly when I arrive
>ask me if I'm hungry and if I want a snack
>say yes
>they give me this
>>78584247
Something wrong with hospitality corn?
>>78584247
Thats not a burguer.
>>78584444
is this normal? Or were they just fucking with me?
>>78584247
>TFW white American culture is being killed off
>TFW only nigger-tier "Dixie" food surviving
>>78584247
Corn is good
They only took you because
>they get paid for it
>the school needed a soccer nerd
>they plan to rape your anus
eat your corn and shut up hansel
>>78584511
Never in my life have I been offered a cup of corn before.
>>78584247
What's the problem? Is that not halal or something?
>>78584247
What's wrong with Bonduelle, fäm?
>>78584444
check'd
>>78584685
>Giving someone corn before ass raping them.
That's a horrible idea, corn would definitely stick on your dick.
>>78584511
They're just weird senpai.
>>78584739
What are you? Amish or something?
That is very odd. They're probably psychos who plan to murder you as part of some ritual.
>>78584511
defiently fucking with you
I lived with a friend of mine in jersey and I never got a can of corn ,I got a plate of food
Congrats you joined a welfare family only into the exchange for the check
>>78584247
That is very strange anon
Not normal at all. You are being fucked with
>he doesn't understand America
I literally would have no idea if that's normal or not because America is fuckhuge and very few of us have experience with every culture in every state.
>>78584511
>>78584247
>he doesn't accept hospitality corn
Fucking kill yourself.
>>78584247
>>78584685
need pic of the OP's anus so I can properly visualize this
>>78584887
Listen to the Turk, he knows about this stuff.
>>78584511
To me this isn't normal, but you might just be with a backwards ass family.
>>78584247
Run. Offering hospitality corn is a practice done by some religious cults in the US
Which state?
>>78585063
We should have respected the customs of the native! I apologize on behalf of my uneducated brother. We shall make an offering to your refrigerator god in the kitchen sink and chant your holy songs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCMwpJ2AY1khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCMwpJ2AY1k
>>78584247
That's weird. You should be getting chips or something
>>78584247
How much did you tip them?
>>78584247
Tell them that Germany is 1st world. They probably don't understand that you come from a somewhat relevant country, albeit cucked.
They probably legit see you as a white Mexican.
Bruh, have you never heard of hospitality corn?
Jesus, cultureless kraut alert.
I bet you did even give the hospitality breast grab to the woman who made you the corn (it signifies motherly care). If she lets you suckle you're in, if she rejects you expect to have a bad time.
>>78584247
Throw it at them and tell them to order a fuckin pizza. Make sure you say fuckin
>>78584887
Oh look, a Turk that only speaks up when he knows something, and it's about fucking a man's ass.
>>78584887
Initialize rape sequence before digestion complete, no worries
>>78584247
They might be Mormon. Corn is seen as one of the crops blessed by Jesus during his stay in the Americas, so hospitality corn is pretty common for them.
I hope you tipped them 20% of the corn price when you accepted it
>>78585390
I went to Texas. Don't tell me "to run", my flag should tell you that I'm not there anymore. I went beak to Germany for school holidays
>>78584511
>he's never had hospitality corn
>>78584247
It's healthy you faggot
>>78584247
Wait, I just figured it out.
They're fucking weirdo's
But they're still nice, because they gave you a WHOLE can of weird.
>>78584247
you should see what our school kids eat
>>78585613
*back to Germany
>tfw German exchange student was kicked out of my Aunts home for masturbating in the game room for all to see
Is public masturbation normal for Germans?
>>78584887
top kek Turkey would know all about ass rape and raping boys
>>78585792
THANKS OBAMA
mm that's some nice looking corm
>>78584247
lamo, what of fucking weirdos
>>78585792
Is this real?, cant imagine how you have so many fat kids if you dont feed them :S
>>78585883
All Germans are sexual perverts
>>78584511
>2016
>never had hospitality corn
Anon you jest.
>>78585941
Quality food!
>>78585883
Your aunt some kind of prude bitch? I would have joined him.
>>78584247
your stay is going to be fucking horrible
>also your great granddad probably killed various family members of these Americans do you think they're going to show you any respect?
>>78585044
This.
The US has a lot of variation between states with little things like this. There's some weird places here where it's entirely possible corn is considered a snack.
Euros don't get that the US isn't just one massive block of cowboys and hippies and that we don't into geography outside the US or languages because we have to deal with something larger than the EU.
>>78584247
>not giving you sauerkraut
I think this is just common confusion with German tourists.
>be working
>german tourist girl comes in
>chat her up and makes plans to hang out
>she comes over
>hand her hospitality corn
>we just quietly holds it while we watch cartoons
>comes over again
>watch more cartoons while drinking
>she asks about no corn jokingly
>"what do you think the booze is made from?"
>concerned.jpg
>we go out next day
>order her deep fried corn as appetizer
>"I thought you were joking when you ordered it"
>take her to a party and try to kiss her
>rejects me
>says she doesn't think I can follow through with it
>laugh it off but really upset
>sneak out a bedroom window
>she shows up later that night
>watches cartoons with me
>tells me I need to be more confident with women
>she leaves
>reflect on my life
>get back to thinking about that night
>never offered her corn
Fuck.
>>78584247
i've never heard of anyone eating hospitality corn with a spoon
it comes in a cup for a reason
>>78584511
Germans not being sensitive to or even aware of foreign cultures.
Shocker
>>78586170
It's all distilled fat in the form of food.
>>78586406
This. In the upper Midwest if you asked for a snack you would likely get a fully home cooked meal that would completely devastate your appetite.
Corn is barely a food up here.
>>78586170
that sausage is 3000 calories it is injected with dangerously high levels of patriotism
>>78584511
I have never been offered a can of corn ever. I have had people offer to take me to Chipotle or Five Guys though. What town were you in??
>>78585044
Every time. People don't understand it.
It's like eating bratwurst in Germany and asking someone in Italy "DO YOU FUCKS ONLY EAT BRATS?"
The US is fucking huge. Hell, Texas covers a good chunk of Europe (Germany + some outlying countries) alone.
>>78584926
Definately this, they're fattening you up for the kill buddy RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
>>78584511
>>78584511
Kek'd pretty hard. You're culturally insensitive. As an open minded progressive German, shouldn't you be an expert on foreign cultures? I for one am pretty offended that you didn't know about "hospitality corn". The fact that you'd think some random anon on pol is fucking with you about such an important part of American culture and identity, is disgusting. We don't joke about our hospitality corn in America, you insensitive xenophobic racist scat loving German cunt. What the hell is wrong with you? Why do you insult the family who took you in?
canned corn has this really distinct flavor and texture.
sometimes i crave it.
>>78584247
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>78585792
THANKS OBAMA
>>78584247
Next time an American comes to my house and says he is hungry I'm going to give him a can of Weißwürste.
>>78586170
They go home and binge eat cookies and shit
>>78586170
Usually the first lady picks a subject to focus on while in the White House. Michelle Obama's project was healthy kids and school lunches was a big part of it, removing of drink/snack machines and dictating what schools can/cant feed kids.
Kids started tweeting their new healthy lunches and some schools struggled with it. Google image "obama lunches" and youll see.
You gotta work your way up in the Burger diet. If they had handed you a plate of freedom fries, a glorious burger and a some HFCS loaded soda, it's likely you would have died. Baby steps are needed when acclimating to the caloric nightmare that is pure American food patriotism.
>>78584511
US is big place. WHERE are you staying? Some small town in Iowa or Indiana and I could see hospitality corn be not unusual.
>>78584247
>A fucking can of corn
lool OP just made my day
>Forced into letting some little german streusel boy stay in my home because of the marxist left and their globalist agenda
>I'm a nice guy at heart so when he shows up I try to be hospitable and offer him some hospitality corn
>He reels away as if I had just offered him a jar of my own semen
>Proceeds to mumble in his gibberish streudel language
>He starts taking pictures and crying while uncontrollaby shitting himself
What the fuck man, are streusels this fucking weird.
>>78584898
This
>>78584247
What is wrong with you?!
Arent you educated in multi cultural specialties from the multi-divers USA?
Shame on you...
>>78586170
HAhaha dumb Swede, that sausage is probably full of depleted uranium!
>>78586886
Nothing like Marty's Monsanto GMO Corn in the morning.
It's hospitality corn ya mong
>>78586713
so what the fuck would a full meal be then?
Are you a Trout? Squirrel?
>>78586886
>canned creamed corn.
Literally no one outside the US (and many inside) do not understand my passion for it.
>>78586935
Why is it white?
>>78584511
>doesn't know what hospitality corn is
Typical, the only thing you evil german nazis know about is hospitality gas.
>>78584247
>be le guest
>be treated courteously
>shitpost unthankfully about it on /pol/
GG Hans
>>78587194
The same size as your snack. It's just now you have to eat again. We are fat fucks in case you didn't hear.
>>78585792
What's funny is how I and everyone I knew growing up just skipped lunch to play magic, and we'd spend our money on actual food after school at the cafe next door.
>>78584247
fucking kraut doesn't know about hospitality corn
I went to the states on a CAN-AM exchange program and we were told forehand about hospitality corn.
>>78587288
It's so damn good, mix with with some mashed potatoes.
>>78587377
Based Canada. Only you truly understand the Amerifat.
oh i get it Germans are too good for corn
>>78584511
Dude! Does it need spelling out? Corn? Cornhole. Just bend over ferchrissakes.
No that's not normal in my area at least lol, think you just got an oddball senpai
>>78587289
Because the meat is uncured.
>>78587296
ÓOOOYYYYY VEEEYYYY
who wants extra bits?
>>78584739
That's because you were born here you fucking retard it is only customary to offer hospitality corn to foreigners looking to find freedom in the US.
>>78584444
i'm liking these hospitality quads
>>78584685
>>78586557
Where I live we always have at least four cans of corn with us at all time
>>78587596
>Because the meat is uncured.
... what do you think meat looks like?
>>78587633
Speaking of which, do you guys buy your corn juice with or without pulp?
>>78584247
Theyre probably just weird and think if you don't want to eat canned corn by the spoon that you're spoiled or ungrateful or something
I would never eat that
>>78587633
Worst possible way to phrase a fantastic idea.
>>78584247
hahahahahahahahahaha
>>78587742
>pulp
excuse me?
>>78584887
a roach would know
>>78587753
There's literally nothing wrong with it.
>hospitality corn is going to be the next big meme
post-brexit /pol/ is kinda lame tbf
>>78586851
As I said earlier, Americans have trouble keeping up with what's going on outside the US because we've got enough country to deal with.
>>78587859
Extra juicy bits.
>germany doesnt have hospitality corn
lmao
>>78587742
I like it with pulp it gives the corn juice better texture.
Please tell me you ate it without bitching like some moron. If I had a guest who complained about my offering of hospitality corn I'd kick his ass out on the street.
>>78587742
I just buy the canned corn and drink it as is.
>There are people in this thread who think I'm joking and not just crippingly poor.
>>78587688
The meat is red but it becomes grey when uncured. People normally prefer red meat because they think it's more fresh. That's why most meat is prepared with Nitrit so it keeps it's color.
>>78587637
>El Paso
>A part of the US
You, along with Brownsville, Port Isabel, and Laredo have all been absorbed by Mexico.
>>78587970
Fuck you, pulp is like orange shit, traitor
>>78587996
That is because they don't have Maize in the old world but they have hospitality rape victims instead.
>>78587070
Kekmaster 5000
great shit
>>78587944
yeah this place is fucking crazy enough and we are involved in most of the military happenings
>>78587000
He says Texas.
I could see hospitality corn in one of our small towns, though.
t. Hoosier
>>78584511
>expecting anything normal from a family that accepts migrant 'youths' into their home
You're one dumb tanned german, anon. Normal american families do not accept foreigners to eat their food. You're already in the uncommon and looking into the void.
>>78586935
I'd be fine with that.
>>78587970
instructions on back say only for people with good teeth tho
>>78587289
I'm sorry. Should the sausage be black for you?
>>78588053
>>78588038
>tfw bought a fresh jug from the farmers market yesterday
Cornless Europeans will never know this pleasure.
>>78586620
This is true.
>>78584444
Hospitality checked
>not being gracious for your traditional guest corn
Very ingrateful Hans. You should learn to appreciate American customs.
>>78584247
did you expect to eat a pig for your snack?
>>78588101
>implying I don't volunteer 3-4 hours every tuesday & thursday at the border checkpoint every week to hand out hospitality corn to the folks coming in from Ciudad Jaurez
>>78584511
The whole corn thing is only abnormal to have in the deep south, it's pretty normal in the mid-north.
Just lucky it wasn't breakfast.
>>78586935
My mouth is watering. Those things are impossible to get here.
>>78586935
I have no problem with that.
Weisswurst is delicious.
Now, if you gave me a can of shitty saurkraut with nothing else, I'd be a little confused.
>>78585792
Looks like a last meal request by a crazy prisoner
>>78588762
Go to Aldi or the the World Market nigga
>>78584247
Is your host family jews? They just want to revenge their grandparentses sufferings.
>>78588489
get the extra pulp version, you miss out on all the fiber when you get the processed stuff. might as well be drinking sugar water with yellow food coloring.
Kids in shithole Africa are getting better fed than OP...should be a fun visit.
>>78584247
Tell them you're thankful, but surprised because you expected traditional American fare, like watermelon and fried chicken.
>>78587633
When i was young, we had birch juice.
WITH JUICY PULP.
Wait, is hospitality corn a thing or are you just fucking with him?
>>78589111
Watermelon is 10/10 but its so hard finding a perfect one.
>>78587633
>mfw this is real
>mfw you faggots don't call pulp, pulp
>>78589231
>you don't know about hospitality corn
>>78586851
To be fair though enormous parts of the US are virtually empty.
>>78584444
Hospitality Corn is a gift from KEK
Must be detroit
>>78589231
What do you think?
>>78584511
Anyone who hosts exchange students are weird to begin with.
>>78586935
I saw a porn video of this German kid sticking those up his ass
>>78589231
?? You're from the US, you should know, are you from the south? It's not really popular there since it's too hot.
>>78588657
haha what the fuck? Is that real?
>>78584247
you asked for a snack you nimrod, not tea and schnitzel
>>78589678
>It's not really popular there since it's too hot.
>this is what yanks really believe
>>78584511
>My american friend asks me if I know what kind of food germans like since they're receiving a german guest
>Tell them they go crazy if they can eat a cup of corn by themselves
You got meemed
>>78588974
Do they have those in Commiefornia? I've never seen one here but I'll keep an eye out.
>>78589788
I mean that's my only explanation, I meant its too hot to grow lot's of corn, I think. I don't know a lot about agriculture.
>>78584511
>He's never had hospitality corn
What do they not have hospitality corn in Europe? Maybe it's just a new world thing, corn is native to the americas after all.
>>78589697
No, it was originally easter eggs but I bet they were filled with buds anyway
>>78584247
Its possible they are poor and are giving you canned food because its cheap. Or they are trying to clean out their pantry by feeding you the cheap canned goods they dont want.
>>78589697
As real as hospitality corn.
This thread is fucking slaying me.
>>78586935
give them sauerkraut
Corn is a pretty big deal here
All the german exchange students I ever talked to all say that american ketchup is better than in germany.
Bitches don't know about my
>>78584247
Our hospitality corn comes in bags.
>>78584926
Also this
This is some Hanibal Lecter tier of crazy here, apparently corn makes your liver tastier.
>>78584511
Good luck with your serial killer family.
>>78584511
Nothing wrong with hospitality corn.
>>78590390
>canadian hospitality corn
WHY DO CANADIANS HAVE TO FUCK EVERYTHING UP LIKE BACON REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>78584511
I have never seen this before ever
>>78589322
I used to work in a produce dept.
One time on older white lady asked a black dude shopping if he could help her pick out a good watermelon.
He was actually cool about it (he probably thought she was senile).
>>78590390
>>78590577
I bet they wash it down with bagged milk.
>>78584887
Of course Turkroach would know
Down in Florida when it gets really hot and we want a nice tasty treat to cool off we'll put our canned corn in the freezer.
>Europoors will never know what it's like having canned cold hospitality corn
I never thought I'd see /pol/ talking about hospitality corn.
>>78590390
why the hell does canida sell everything in bags?
>>78589659
>I saw a porn video of this German kid
Reported to the FBI, faggot.
>>78590361
Its how meme's are born anon. KEK shall make it happen.
Hospitality corn is a thing among hobos
Beans or fruit are more formal though.
>>78590786
>canned cold hospitality corn
Also known locally as "cold on the cob"
>>78590836
Space efficiency
>>78584247
Did you stay with poorfags or a family with literally no traditional values or something?
>>78584887
turks are experts in ass raping german people. listen to this roach, he know what he's talking about.
>>78584511
I think you may be living with serial killers.
What is the Cruz family like?
>>78588060
Why are you trying to educate it Hans?
>>78584247
>German is shocked by something as simple as hospitality corn
No wonder you guys keep trying to take over Europe, you don't have a single empathic bone in your body. Hell I'd be surprised if German even a word for the concept.
>>78589555
PRAISE KEK
>>78590836
Metric system has piles, stacks are imperial.
>>78589555
KEK APPROVES HOSPITALITY CORN
HE DEMANDS YOU GIVE ALL YOUR RELATIVES THE FOOD OF HOSPITALITY, HOSPITALITY CORN
>>78584247
Literally barbarians
>>78586063
>lamo
ayy lamo
>>78584739
Of course not, idiot, who puts corn in a cup?
>>78584247
They don't like you. That is an American's polite way of saying "GTFO".
>>78584247
no thats not normal at all. Granted corn is dope as shit.
>hospitallity corn
You folks are bullshitting us Euros with this, right? Or this some really obscure Dixie tradition?
>>78590577
Motherfucker canadian bacon is god tier.
>>78590208
dude weed lol haha
You're in Texas? What the actual fuck? I've never met an exchange student whose first meal wasn't either tacos and burritos or fried chicken, Mashed Potatoes, Collard Greens, and buttered corn. Why did they give you just corn?
>>78584247
they said snack you kraut not a meal
learn to english
>>78589555
Oh shit, pictures of pepe eating hospitality corn when?
>>78590786
There are my jam.
>>78584247
>free FREE canned corn
>complains
LOL @ the idea of hospitality corn.
>>78591360
Both hospitality and corn are americas greatest exports.
>>78591400
A russian who doesn't recognize meth. Never thought I'd see the day
>>78591360
>Or this some really obscure Dixie tradition?
It's an American tradition. Is this seriously your first time hearing about hospitality corn?
>>78591360
>give corn to guests living in your home
I know that not everyone would like it, but why does everyone think it's so weird? It's just courtesy
>>78584444
>>78584511
I'm late to the party, but let me in the screencap.
>>78590877
With these dubs, we praise Kek!
>>78584511
I hope you ate it. It's very offensive to refuse hospitality corn.
>>78589555
Checked
Hospitality corn will make Germany great again
>>78591360
Hospitality corn was originally a tradition from the American Midwest because of the abundance of corn that is grown locally and the surplus was offered to travelers as a symbol of friendship and hospitality -- hence the name.
The tradition became so widespread that it can be found everywhere in the contiguous US but has yet to spread to Hawaii and Alaska.
>>78584887
I had an incident with tomato skin once. Anuses, not even once.
This thread reminds me of my days on /int/. I wonder how that boards doing.
>>78584444
>>78589555
KEK is obsessed with hospitality corn
>>78591402
That's the point. Germany gave all their food to refugees, so a German snack is a couple kernels of corn, not an entire can of it. Fuck America, all of those ungrateful cunts are bourgeois and need to give some of their ill gotten gains to the less fortunate Syrian refugees. In what universe is it fair that hardworking refugees are slaughtered while fat lazy republicans are sitting on their slave money eating like kings?
>>78591360
We've had a lot of history with corn in the american midwest. In my area yearly corn festivals are a quite popular excuse to go drink beer and goof off.
>>78587944
>overlaying Naples, Florida with Naples, Italy
Heh, clever
>>78592388
Kek blesses the corn festivals with his grace
This thread has inspired me to take in a german foreign exchange student and bestow upon him the hospitality corn that is our custom.
>>78584247
Ernst, that's shitty for you. But this is one of the funniest threads I've seen on /pol/ in a while.
>>78584444
>>78592205
KEK is a corn god.
>>78584247
You probably are with a very trashy family then anon. I had a similar experience
>Move to new neighborhood
>At the time about 12 years old
>Neighbor across the street is complaining about printer connection issues
>"You young kids know computers right"
>Go over and help out
>The whole time is talking big about how hes got a wireless printer and how expensive it was. Showing off his expensive TV etc
>Dude is cleaning out his pantry while I am waiting for the printer to print out a test page
>"Hey you hungry?"
>Reply yes and that his printer should work now
>Guy hands me a old fucking can of ravioli from the back of his pantry
>Doesn't even offer to fucking open it
>Goes "Oh right I forgot"
*Hands me a cheap plastic spoon*
>"See you around kiddo"
The fucker was calling for takeout a whole pizza pie. And he lives BY HIMSELF.
>>78584511
Some people in America have literally no class whatsoever German bro.
Prepare to eat uncooked highly processed food for your stay with those people
>>78584247
>>78584511
I'm sorry for their behaviour, Germanbro. I was just putting steaks and burgers on the grill. You come over and eat real food at my place.
>>78584247
if you had some wallet salt you'd be set
>>78591360
Wait until you hear about courting radishes.
>>78584247
they read that you eat vegetables in europe
they are trying to make you feel at home
ask them for a hamburger
their relief will be palpable
That's top tier trolling. I actually have a German friend coming to visit in a few weeks, I think I'll give him a can.
>>78591360
Not just down south, we do it up north too. I regularly make a large batch of corn soup and give some to my elderly neighbors and my younger sister that can't really cook. I have a big pot of it in the fridge now
>>78584511
Kind of surprised so many people haven't heard of it. Pretty normal in the north.
Hospitality corn has been a mainstay of US cultures for fucking ever, going back to when the natives greeted the pilgrims with bushels of the stuff.
I mean, even AirBNB did that whole hospitality corn promotion a little while back. Called it the "Year of the Ear" or some shit.
>>78584444
witnessed
Is it ok to offer hospitality nachos, if hospitality corn has run out? Do you have to bless the products somehow in order to call them that?
>>78592793
Well, I mean to be fair, I'd be morefreaked out if someone handed me an opened can of ravioli, atleast you know he didn't put shit in it.
>>78592527
It's wholesome fun for the whole family.
Usually set these out for birthday parties.
>mfw europoors can't into corn
>Europoors will never have the experience of sharing a nice can of corn with their sweetie
>Europoors will never experience the GOAT culture in the world
>>78593244
Nachos are for fancy gatherings. If you're out of corn, you can use a can of string beans, but really, what red blooded American doesn't keep corn on hand?
>>78584887
>>78584887
goddamn i looked at the post then the flag. i was not disappointed
