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MEDITERRANEAN UNION WHEN?
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>Similar culture
>Similar economies
>Similar hatred against the Merkelreich

Why isn't this happening?
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>>78544148
>Grece
Why
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>>78544148
Becasue you need a country that actually does something.
Can't leech off of leeches.
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>>78544148
We can't even fix our own shit. How are we supposed to work together?
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>Mediterranean
>economy
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Hopefully never.

As much as I like Portugal and Italy that's an awful idea.
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>>78544148
>gather four leeches
>expect good outcome
This is like four failing idiots trying to tutor each other for an exam
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>EuroMexico
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let us lead you to the light
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>>78544148
spain and greece

kek portugal and italy are parents supporting neet bros
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nah, fuck that.

ROMAN UNION, WHEN??
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>no france
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>>78544148
I know shit is supposed to float but we would manage to sink this union fast
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>>78544148
We will do it later. Now siesta
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>>78544148
Ew no. Why the fuck would we do that?
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>>78544148
Wont miss you shitskins.
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>>78544148
>>Similar economies

that is like saying mexico and colombia should unite due to similar crime rates :*>
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>>78545118
>France wants to join
Je suis surpris tbqh
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>>78544148
that would be the worlds shittest trading bloc, it has no money
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>>78544148
On second though, yeah.

Lets do it, guys.

Then tax the shit out of the beaches.
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>>78544148
Turkey is missing.
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>>78545518
id rather be with my latins bros than with other people if a union is needed
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hell yeah im down for it, lets have a Mediterranean union
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>>78544148
>Similar shitty economics
Really makes me kek
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Ok France, we want you in.

First plan is to retake the bosphorus and settle some important colonies on the levant helping Syria-Assad.
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who is more bankrupt?
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>>78545087
Why isn't Romania there? Is it because of their Nordic superiority complex?
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>shitty economies
Our economies are only in the mud because of the EU
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>>78545801
>>78545668
im just canada and austrias flag combined
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>>78545758
Hi Phoenicia! We luv you too!
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>>78545397
genghis pls
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>>78546054
greece
followed by you
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>>78544148
Fucking kek .
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>>78545627
>Make Euro tourists pay our denbts thanks to taxes
That's the plan

>>78545675
You are in then! Bienvenu!

>>78546048
I really, really like that picture
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>>78546174
alright lets have a Mediterranean union, our foods are pretty similar
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>>78546093
The anglos had a point, but you muds actually leech off other EU countries. In what way does the EU negatively affect portugal economically? Or demographically, for that matter? No one ever forced you to even take rapefugees like they attempted with Pooland and Hungayria
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>>78546285
im in
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ROME 2.0
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>>78545801
You realize Italy has a better economy than Canada right?
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>>78546093
On the other hand if we leave we dun goofed
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Force pope to leave
Destroy vatican 2
Make catholicism the religion of state
Erase debt
Create own money
Forbid (((usury)))
Exclude muslims

Am I missing something?
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>>78546600
occupy lebanon
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we need a cultural union not an economic one.
democracy > wealth
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This flag is pretty nice.
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>>78546600

Retake colonies
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>>78546820
do i count as being part of the union
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>>78544148

>Why isn't this happening?

Because all of those flags are piss broke.
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>>78545758

Only maronites and atheist allowed
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Oy vey ! Did I hear about a Mediterrannean Union ?
We are in Mediterrannea too goyims ! Don't forget us !
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>>78546466
Welcome to you as well Lebanon!

>>78546469
MAKE ROMA GREAT AGAIN

>>78546546
We would have our oun National Bank, which means controlling our own economy

>>78546600
>>78546664
>>78546885
All of this sounds great

>>78546820
First time I see that flag.

>>78546932
Yes
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>>78546600
>Make catholicism the religion of state
Bruh... :(
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>>78544148
Why do you want to change German rule for Italian?
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>>78546454

Where do you think all the debt comes from. EU rubber stamped massive loans for regional governments all around spain and portugal.
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>>78546820
It looks like it's missing something in the middle column
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alright boys, all of lebanon is just 1 big marijuana plantation so we can do what holland does
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>>78547172
we are unable to rule
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>>78547171
oops sorry, orthobros are ok too
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>>78547052
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_of_Jerusalem
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>>78546454
>No one ever forced you to even take rapefugees >like they attempted with Pooland and Hungayria

LOL,Mericunt, please...

http://elpais.com/elpais/2016/04/13/inenglish/1460529395_126980.html
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>>78544513
utterly underrated
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>>78546454

If is anything like Spain: Forced deindustrialization in orther to cripple our ability to compete with previous EU members, massive spike on cost of life with no proportional wage increase and more things.
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becuase your are all in debt with 30% uneployment?
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>>78547361
You are the stronger economy of the four there, so if you are unable to rule imagine the rest of us...
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>>78544513

Maybe we should just catch some sun to get tanner and go to Sweden to wreck your place.
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>>78544148
we are already united in spirit amigo.
everyone knows we share family values, culture and spicy personalities.
the rest are just jelly cause they have to work all year to get 5 days of vacation where ill be all summer driking mojitos and flirting with sunburnt cuties.
stay mad forklift drivers.
xD
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>>78544148
Never.

>Spain never recovered
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>>78546600
Honestly? Add the establishment of an Inquisition like in the good old days and I can get behind that.
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>>78544148
I want to do something like this
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>>78547645
>your are
interesting
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>>78546454
They did push a bunch of refugees our way.

We put them next to this statue and the fled to the northern caliphates.
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>>78544148
good idea. let's all be poor together.
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Che idea dimmerda porcoddio...
We are a mess, dear brother. First things first. We have to learn how to be indipendent.
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>>78544148
You can't form a union with no money and no powerhouse nation
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As much as I'd love to have a union with our Med bros, what should we do about all those Mediterranean shores claimed by Arabic inbred mongrels?
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>>78547187
And Greece. Also draconian conditions so we dismantled most of our industry, although I blame more our politicians for selling out to the EU for immediate money than the EU for trying to squat competition before it appeared.
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>>78547987

Hey Greece, you can bring Cyprus along once you remove the kebab infestation.
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>>78547987
What does that even mean? Poor relatively to whom? If all of us combined produces essentially everything, from cars, to medicine, to scientific research, what makes us "poor" exactly?
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>>78547864
ok canada i kill you first
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>>78547804
Good boy.

I wouldn't mind uniting in raising beach taxes, but these cunts are talking about political union and that's not what my grandfathers fought for.
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>>78546820
Oh damn that is sexy af
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>>78548271
debt
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>>78546820

more like this
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>>78547859
That is the shittiest idea for a Union I've seen on /pol/. Greece has very little in common with Spain and Portugal.

I can see Italy going either way, but think Greece should look the the Balkans and Caucasus for allies. Bulgaria, Serbia, Armenia.

Also, Lebanon or Greater Lebanon would make a good addition to any union Greece is in (assuming they fix their muslim problem by moving towards secularism)
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>>78545087
Add Grease pls. Maybe Romania if we're allowed to deport the gypsies.
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>>78548045
eh ma fare l'alternativo è in
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>>78548170
Remember that Egypt is still full of Copts, and Lebanon has plenty Christians too. Those places are still not entirely culturally ruined.
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>>78547667
Thew problem it's not only economical...it's mental. Our mentalities are wrong.
We grow like that.
The world goes on.
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It really could work. Keep all member nations sovereign but establish positive trade deals. No quotas though, that's just asking to be exploited.
Also create a common currency (let's call it Dinari) and most importantly, establish debt ceilings for all member states.
Also attract more investments. more foreign currency and legislate so all money created inside the Union can only be invested back inside the Union.
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>>78546454
We took rapefugees and doesn't even mater. There is absolutely nothing for them here, it's a country full of degenerates and dying people. All the others leave to better countries like the UK, Germany and France

No one is having kids, our products struggle to compete in the free market even in our own country, there are no jobs and we have this fucking debt to pay. The EU is just a giant slow death trap.
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>>78548271

He is probably one of those morons who thinks life is worthless whitout expensive foreing gadgets.

We have all we need, we just need jobs and going back to our roots so people can make an honest life without the excesses of the modern world.
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>>78548045
perchè bestemmi bro?
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>>78548497
Lebanon is 40% Christian.

Egypt is <10% Coptic.

Egypt is lost.
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>>78548170

I think we can work something out...
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>>78548364
1822 was the beginning of the end and 1889 Brazil died

RIP best union
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>>78548391
Let's say we don't pay denbt. What happens? Barbarians invade us? Frankly, we awe Ashkenaziland Banks nothing.
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>>78544148
>Similar culture.
We're loud, like siestas, food and vacations, other than that we got as much in common as France does to Germany

>Similar economies
I'll give ou that. Three countries verging on bankruptcy and one that's already bankrupt.

>Similar hatred against the Merkelreich
True, but then again that includes most of Europe

It's best if we just leech and crash the EU from the inside my Mediterranean brother.
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>>78548170
Crussades
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>>78548598
Perchè mi prende male pensare a un unione di paesi disadattati.
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>>78548497
Lebanon Christians are pretty based from what I've heard.
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>>78548757
Here, proper flag, updated for republic.
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>>78548045
better kick Mr. Bean out then
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>>78548934
>Republic

No.

Union under the House de Bragança or no deal.
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>>78544789
this
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>>78548406
Too fancy desu. Simple, neat, sexy and something you can remember or spread easily seems better to me.
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>>78548925
Lebanese Christians are usually white, always traditionalists, and almost always based.
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>>78549272
Wrong side of the med. but whatever. I love this flag.
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>>78549182
I am fond of Nuno Alvares Pereira, but the current successor is a bit wonky.

Probably better than the PM cunts ruling at the moment, though, on both sides.

Our president isn't too bad, though. He's chill and conservative.
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>>78548925
>>78549298
We got a lot of Christian lebs here and theyre great.

The best hospital in the country was funded by one.
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>>78549272
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South will rise again!
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>>78548769
>It's best if we just leech and crash the EU from the inside my Mediterranean brother.

And when we are done, what?
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DESU, Greece would be better partnering up with Tsar Putin and trying to be a part of the Third Roman Empire. Just retake Constantinople, persuade the relevant parts of Ukraine along, and that could be amusing.
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>>78549381
Yeah this one is really cool and in good style. Something more like that would be awesome.
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>>78549272
This is much better
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>>78546600
Retake Constantinople and Anatolia. Get the Mudslim's out of Roman lands. Deus vult!
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>>78544148
>https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/131215

>Why isn't this happening?
Because your shared work ethics prevents you from actually working towards any sort of goal
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>>78549464
Lmao,he looks exactly like my grandpa,its kinda weird desu
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>>78544513
But Germany is leeching off of all those...
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>>78548411
i admit that let greece join in is alittle bit forced, but we european mediterreneans are bros, bros in culture, of course i don't consider them latin bros but almost like cousins, i don't know if greeks want this union as well and geographically they are closer to the other people of the balkans. (armenia why?)
And about lebanon, maybe they are too close to the middle east, we don't see them like bros, but it will make a good partner, need to fix kebab too but ok.
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>>78544148
Fuck that, why would we include Greece. Fuck them seriously.
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>>78549542
No thanks. We share nothing with Siberian mongrels outside the religion they copycatted from us. Would much rather unify with my Mediterranean brothers. We'll take Constantinople back through other means.
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>>78544148
never
Portugal and Spain have an historic rivalry despite everyone pretending otherwise
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>>78544148
Fuck off we're full
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>>78546600
Establish a better form of democracy. That is, remove citizenship (or voting rights) to people who do not match a certain level or knowledge/comformity with the culture. Or make it a complete meritocracy with a lot of involvment from the people (early greeks democracy seemed really good with people able to take a position easily in the city).
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>>78549685
germcucks have been leeching of us for years as well
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>>78549542

Because it went so well when they allowed Germanic Barbarians to partner with them...like the Goths for example.

No, Civilized peoples have to stick together, otherwise it will be 376 all over again
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>>78549713
>(aremenia why)
Black Sea, friend. Georgia hates Russia and doesn't want to be their bitch. They have Black Sea access and are neighbours to Armenia.

Georgia+Armenia on one side of the Black Sea and Greece+Bulgaria on the other. I would also throw in Serbia they get alone with Greece and Bulgaria well.

All countries hate kebab, all countries had roughly the same development path under Ottomans and before communism.

If a Greek + Latin union is doable though that could work as well I suppose.
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>>78549892
Rivalry? Not from our part.
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>>78546546
If we're ded anyway let's do a dramatic final stand.
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>>78544148
>Similar economies
that's not something to be proud of
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>>78549620

Celebrating France (Burgundy), Spain and Italy all at once, but Portuguese will get butthurt and Greeks aren't really represented there so...
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>>78544148
>MEDITERRANEAN UNION
>Why isn't this happening?
Do it, you useless latin scum. Your shitskin nations will turn into 3rd world mode within 5 years. And we dont have to send you money and we dont have to bother with your southern average <90 IQ anymore. We will be better off without you and you will suffer.

NORTHERN EUROPEAN UNION NOW. LET THE SOUTHLINGS SUFFER AND STARVE

Just imagine the technological progress we can embrace, when germanic northern european nations dont have to piggyback and breasfeed shitskin latin scum from countries italy, portugal france and spain
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>>78544758
Your country have many problems... Not all is about economy
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>>78550328
GIVE BACK OLIVENÇA NOW REEEE
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>>78550087
At least you're not in the EU.
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>>78546454
They enforced multiple loans on us. Why would any sane person refuse an "apparently" good deal?
We were doing OK before joining the EU. We Would be poorer if we hadn't join, but we would be living through this shit storm.

We can't even explore our natural resources because of imposed EU quotas. We lost jobs to many other countries because they failed to create a viable currency. They Euro is a fraud.
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>>78544148
what about we stop all these silly tribalism and secessions and ideological crusades and we just live our life happily? If you dont get pussy and you are frustrated just go in the Foreign Legion, dont bake our balls with stupid economical crises and civil wars, I just want to go along with my life fuck all of you.
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>>78544148

Cause you are all a bunch of lazy fuckers indebted to Germany.
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>>78550328
Portuguese had been blaming their failures on us since 1385. So yeah it is kinda one sided and funny when you realize how they use our own healthcare because they can't afford theirs and so on, but such is life when you don't kill the Muslim invaders and ban the Jews after you reconquer your land.
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>>78550649
have fun trying to find free qualified slaves then
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>>78548271

Most high technology machinery you have comes from other countries.. Unlike you think, you dont have "cars, medicine, research", It all comes from other Countries, technologicaly speaking. You pay, them (or at least should pay your debts), and get to keep the same life quality. You refuse to keep getting their technology, and you will freeze in time, like fucking cuba, were the cars are 50 years old.

That because you havent created anything interesting the last years, Neither have natural resources to sell
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>>78550502
You'd all die actually if you can't abuse the southerners and steal their brain and resource.

You'd be left with only turkish to import.
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>>78550502
Id rather be poor with my wine and my country and people who share my culture than be a slave
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>>78550772
>Failures

Last time I checked, we didn't have multiple separatist movements and we didn't bow to any King.
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>posters from spain
>posters from italy
>posters from france
>posters from portugal
daily reminder that all these nations are shitholes that leech wealth off countries like germany, nertherlands and denmark

i hate them all
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>>78550772
>they use our own healthcare because they can't afford theirs
what
lol
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>invade lybia and get sweet sweet cheap gasoline

then we can talk about mediterranean union.
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>>78550502
>germanic northern european nations

My sides
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>>78550846
You do realize that when it comes to high technology, Italy alone is a fairly big player, right? Unless you are referring to Greece alone, you'd be wrong.
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>>78550975
We hate you too Bosch. But the one you should hate the most is yourself.
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>>78550866
non white latin culture and language that is. no wonder the french economy is so shit tier.

franks were white germanic tribes until their bowed their knees to a latino shitskin >king
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>>78550846
This isn't Brazil, mate. Southern Europe is full of scientists, engineers and doctors. Unfortunately, they keep leaving for rich countries due to better salaries. If immigration to north was banned, our industry would instantly boom.
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>>78547782
Spanish Vs. Sweden

Oh boy... That is a good fight
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>>78550976

If you can read Christian

http://www.elmundo.es/salud/2015/03/14/55033ff6e2704e2b448b457e.html
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>>78550502
why germany always wants to rule the europe?
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>>78548184
This nigga.
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>>78544148
>denbt union
Good idea lad
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Euro is a total disaster, just look around. Nobody is doing well, except swizerland and norway
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>>78551222
i know you hate us, shitskin. so PLEASE dont make us send you millions and billions of euros every year. do your fishing and leave us alone so we can explore the universe and improve technologies
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>>78551182
If France comes too then there's literally no problem. We'd have knowledge and existing industries for almost everything from rockets to robots and whatnot else.

I also personally think if we don't fuck up with a unique money at first (or one we actually control well), we can profit from the diversity of the people with parts which are poorer and go produce things there for exportation relatively cheaply with the higher and more costly jobs in the already advanced parts. Therefore everything falls in place and progress would happen nicely while reaching an actual convergence of the land's economies, but with different sectors.
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>>78551043
you are rasing my thirst for tripolitania
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>>78551581
>northern Turkey
>explore the universe
my sides
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>>78551408
oh
you said "can't afford", which made me confused, because, by definition, healthcare is supposed to be affordable by everyone.

But yeah we almost have no docs. They are all too old or just go abroad. Our gov can't even do shit about it because of EU limitations.
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>>78551581
How the fuck can we fish if your country literally doesn't allow us too because of the quotas?? Explain that one to me.
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>>78548551
>Ibero-Roman Trade Federation slowly turning into Mediterranean Trade Federation.
If only.
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>>78551305
This, desu.

Nordic countries had their boom 20 years ago, and the babies are reaching the job market.

All those cunts went for vocation leftist jobs and can't support their own country with psychology and history and theoretic sciences, so they have to buy foreign doers.

In 2 generations the roles will be reversed. Screencap this.

>>78551408
>Cristian
I'm not gonna join your banter, but if anything Spanish is simplified Portuguese. You can't even have subject-less sentences most of the time.
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>>78551423
we dont want to rule anybody, we just want prosperity and technological progress. it is YOU shitskin mediterranean scum people that fuck it up.

we do share the wealth we produce with our superior economy. because our politicians think that you someday might get shit together and contribute something. but you never do, because you are lazy brown scum
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>>78544148

They should get together since they have so much in common.
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>>78551674
true my friend
north Spain, south France and north Italy united would result in one of the most advanced industrial complexes in the world
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>>78549530
By then, the Caliphate of Northern Europe will have been formed and when the EU crashes, we'll have to fight in the WWIII
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>>78551674
i don't know about the other guy but i'm personally ok with letting france in, but seriously remove kebab.
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Europe would be off so much better if Adi hadn't fucked up in the end
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>>78551674
If France comes too, there woulod be no "Mediterranean Union" but the Fourth French Empire.

This situation is kinda like when Germany was founded and had the German States wonder if they should let Austria in or not...I'm not opposed to it, mind you, (Afterall I thin Spaniards have more in common with France than with the Portuguese) but maybe not until the rest of us could get stronger in an economic level.
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>>78548934
Best flag
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>>78551581
Yeah because the space part of Airbus totally doesn't come from Aérospatiale (a french group) and still isn't majorly on french lands.
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>>78552057
>north Spain, south France and north Italy united

Wow, never thought about that, but I would really like to live in that country.
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>>78551827
how am i supposed to tell you? you lazy shitskin latin scum? i hate the brussles regulations too. and they hurt us more than they hurt you and your primitive country.

fuck your fishing regulations.

germany overregulated by brussles bureaucracy = less technological progress

portugal overregulated by brussles bureaucracy = less fishing

and you think YOU are the victim? just starve to death already you leeching brown paco
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>>78549892
That's bullshit.
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>>78544148
Roman Empire 2.0 when?
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>>78551990
>our superior economy
it's only a boom phase, you can't grow forever.
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best flag
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Literally what can go wrong.

Let's throw in Ireland just for kicks. They're celt-iberians after all.
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>>78552057
Can I move there
Seems pretty ok
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>>78544513
SECOND POST BEST POST
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>>78551975
(asshole mode on) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ That's because Portuguese is Jiddish + Arabic and a bit of Galician thrown in.

(asshole mode off) Not really. Portuguese is basically another language coming from Galician, and modern Spanish comes from Leonese (which does come from Galician too).

Portuguese technically is an older language than Spanish is what I'm trying to say, but Spanish doesn't really come from it.
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>>78549892
A historical rivalry that has just fucked us both though. Wish we had chosen our allies more wisely.
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>>78552491
>that's bullshit
?
we've had wars since the 1100s until the 19th century. That's almost 700 years at near constant war.
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>>78552393
Now, now. Don't need to be so upset. There's a higher chance your daughter will be a Muslim than mine.

And all of this because you voted for a fat cow to rule you.
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>>78544148
Fuck Greece, though.
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>>78552144
Not really you'd also have a lot of strong lands e.g. in north italy or north spain. You also combined have more people than us so there's not much risk.

Also, for such an union I'd personally be all for designing Rome as the actual capital and, unlike the EU, completely destroy all our nations to keep the superior uniform one. That would be a nation creation rather than a union to me. To actually mean committing to a common destiny.

>>78552057
Tbh if you take France you take all of it. Also, there's more industrial complexes in the north.
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>>78552696
In what sense? Because we were kinda assholes to them last time we tried that "Iberian Union" thing...
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>>78544148
>Why isn't this happening?
you're too lazy, corrupt and incompetent. it would just be a lazy EU.
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>>78544148
because you have no functioning burreaucracy and no money without us.
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>>78552696
your fault you chose the french cunts desu...
us together with the brits could have wiped them out
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>>78552945
better then a caliphate
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>>78544148
can we join too? :D
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>>78544907

>Italy
>leech

Fuck off with this retarded meme.
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>>78552537
>not a bull
Are you even trying?
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>>78552945
>you're too lazy, corrupt and incompetent. it would just be a lazy EU.
Italy was doing fine in the 80s and 90s without the euro and the united europe
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>>78552196
It really is. We both got terrible flags, but somehow we got the absolute worst.

>>78552639
We don't have much arab or yiddish words, though. We have some, but not as replacement for other words.

I said it's simplified as in it's similar, but not as treacherous to learn and/or speak, I wasn't implying one stemmed from the other.

Also, on a slight tangent, you guys fucked up by using dubs instead of subs. You have a tough time speaking foreign languages without an accent because of it (although most of Central Europe did it as well). Your small range of phonemes is very noticeable. Although that's just bad luck.
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>>78552777
>near constant war
kek
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>>78544148
>Arbitrarily bringing different peoples together in a superstate bureaucracy
Fucking brilliant idea, did you get it from Merkel?
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>>78550975
>T. Mehmet Von Baghdadi
Barbarians then, barbarians now.
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Well it would be a great idea and I'd love to be in a union with my med bros but in our current condition we would probably be a liability and not a helpful partner desu.
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>>78552393
Kill yourself. Germany is the only country that benefits from the EU and you still find it in yourself to complain.
Yes, compared to you, we are victims. It was your economical plans and measures that left us in the gutter, to begin with. I have nothing but respect for German achievements, but you should really consider looking into who actually benefits from our debt and the astronomical interest attached to it.
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>>78546454
Dunno about Portugal, but for Spain the EU has been an atrocity.
>pic related
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>>78553142
Only Constantinopolis
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>>78553219
This is a list of the MAJOR conflicts between the two Kingdoms.
See: major
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>>78553046
>german bureaucracy
>german money
congrats on killing the eu and your export economy, otto
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>>78553242
>arbitrarily
>bureaucracy
This is how a """nation""" with no history thinks.
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>>78553142
It seems Latins don't want us. In that case, can we make a Union, Turkbro? Greece, Turkey, Cyprus, Egypt and Lebanon. How does that sound?
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c-c-can I join... ?
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>>78544513
exactly this. if you take four retard tier non-functioning countries and put them together you just get one giant retard tier non functioning country.
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That feel when there will never be a Anglo-Germanic Union with Austria, Germany, Sweden, Iceland, Finland, Norway, Netherlands, (Northern-)Belgium and United Kingdom as member states.

Together with the US, Canada, Australia and China, South Korea and Japan we can not only rule Earth, but colonize the universe ;_;

Please wall off France, Italy and Southern Belgium already
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>>78549381
Byzantine Nazis xd
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>>78550502
And that's why we NEED out. This is what most northerners think of us and they'll gladly fuck us over. They've been doing it for the last decades, stripping us of our industry and transforming this country in their personal vacation grounds. That's why I'm seriously considering voting for Podemos, they're the only one who entertained the idea of getting the hell out of the EU. Not sure if they do anymore though, they've been changing programs and ideas like shirts.
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>>78553269
I love you greece
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>>78553092
Not really...Anglos would never support the two countries in Iberia at once unlesss they were really fucked up, like when Napoleon.

They have a really vested interest in keeping us apart.
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>>78552393
You are actually stealing the manufacturies from all the euro integrated country (because of many effects which boil down to economic specialization), exporting those products to the other countries which, since they can't make as much money, pile up debt to buy products from you and allow you to have that sweet trade balance. All of this uncontrolled notably due to the fact there is no tariffs for importation.
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>>78553547
>>78553142
nope
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>>78553531
>It seems Latins don't want us
But we do...
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>>78553200

Spanish (Castillian, really) Is like the king of mongrelized languages. Literally a mixture of Basque, old Leonese, Galician, Catallonian, and a pinch of arab.

Old Galician is probably the genuine latin language of the iberian peninsula. Basque was there since thousands of years ago, literally. Everything else is a mixture on different degrees with some local mutations.

I often think languages work pretty much like genetics.
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>>78553531
that would be lovely
I'd love to see northern cyprus to finally develop thanks to stabilization

and being able to visa free travel to cool greek beaches sound noice
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>>78553531
Greece, you're with us. Stop fucking around.
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>>78552876
Yep. And we'd probably do it again without the proper mentality.
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Denmark reporting in

On behalf of the entire danish people I urge Italy,Span,Portugal and Greece to stay strong with us!

Forza!
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>>78550975

Mmmmm daly reminder that poor Hartz IV Germans like you live from the taxes that I pay every month.
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>>78550649
How many siestas did you have to take before you had enough energy to type that?
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>>78553720
Nonsense. German export economy will be strong inside EU and outside EU.

But now we have to subsidize your shit tier economy too. We will be much wealther if we dont have to share our money with your shithole (andy Italy, Spain, Greece and Portugal).
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>>78553531
Oy cheeky wanker (malaka) no betraying.
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>>78547543
Last time the Iberians let in Arabs it took you 400 years the kick the fuckers back out. Now Brussels wants you to invite them back in.

You need to have a referendum of your own.
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Join the Organization of Olive Oil Exporters.
Olive oil powered mechas and our fantastic Red Wine Rail Gun.
Siesta Gas Cannisters also included.
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>>78544148
poors, criminals and corrupted
>what could go wrong?
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>>78553747
>>78553923
<3
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>>78545424
Mexico and Colombia are in the same economic Block
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Maybe we can just rebuilt the european union, this time without muzzies and commies
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>>78554098

you are funny, complaining about some subsidize while your democratically elected lead lets in millions of muslim welfare leeches.
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>>78553998
Stay strong with who?

The "european union" does not represent anything european. On the contrary, it is an institution against europe and europeans, no matter where in europe.

I am a bit disgusted because people seems to take this as some sort of rivalry among european countries, but it is quite the opposite, for me.
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>>78550502

For the Nothern nations you are only a buch of smelly, shor-pennis acomplished scum. Your countributions to the technological progress is 0, you are only good at making laudry machines and diesel cars (and lately not even that)
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Rome already had its day on this planet, its dead just let it die. US is headed the same way. Nothing we can do to stop time.
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That's a terrible idea OP, although I wouldn't be against a sorta (roman catholic) Iberian Union pushing economic trade and free movement between Portugal, Spain, Andorra maybe even Malta if the EU were to collapse.
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>>78550475
Literally not a problem
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>>78554098
Without an EU market and the controls it forces on other EU members, Germany would collapse.

Germany will be the next Venezuela.
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>>78552945
We were doing great until Felipe Gonzalez jewed us inside your shit union and our economy went to hell thanks to euro, immigration policies that you are just beginning to feel but withour crippling sanctions, ""regulations"" that dismantled our industry and made us dependent on other nations and brain drain provoked by the economy scam.
Oh we are doing fine.

Our politicians allowed it, but EUnuchs are dishonest fucks and they wanted to squeeze the shit out of us from day one.
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>>78544148
Why not Great Bulgarian Empire spanning three seas again?
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>>78552639
>>>reddit
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>>78553531
Just join Putin's New Byzantium
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>>78554098
It wouldn't at all stupid german. You're benefiting from a much larger amount of clients and no tariffs on your exports.

That means many things:
1) Suppose you have millions to invest in a factory. Where will you put it. In Greece land or in Germany ? Note that the price of workers are roughly the same, the price of life roughly the same, most probably you'd need to import the mineral resources (and whatnot) from the north if you're in greek etc. You're therefore basically getting free factories from all of the regions of europe
2) Greece & co aren't part of the same area. You need to pay tariffs to export your products there. You create a factory there, which also gives them worker and control on their own production. Right now it's the exact contrary, where they anyway do not need to create anything, they can just improve the production in France or Germany, wherever they are established.
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>>78550502
What are you talking about Turkey?
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Honestly a fairly good idea, a north-european union, a southern one and an eastern one.
Except that they'd likely devolve into other hairbrained attempts at superstates.
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>>78554671
Tri moreta was a mistake
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>>78554671
>Counting the Adriatic and Aegean as distinct seas

Lmao
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>wanting more unions
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>>78544148
>Portugal
>Mediterranean
¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿
>>78552945
Oh please, are you gonna talk of corruption and incompetency when you're getting invaded by millions of unarmed muslims, yet you are in the center of europe?
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>>78554746
No. Slavshit Barbarians not allowed.
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I think the most fascinating thing about the EU is how it completely brainwashed everyone in the member-states to think they can't survive without the EU. It's like the EU is the new cocaine.
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