provide us with meme magic
we need labor to win
Fuck off nobody wants Labor to win.
Go back to /r/Australia faggot.
>wanting to double the refugee quota
kys cuck
enjoy ur copper fibre, liberal faggot
>>78463934
Nobody wants any major party to win.
We will naturally go with the nationalist flow from the USA and UK.
It will be a boring but safe transition, like our politics always have been.
>>78464342
>tfw you already have FTTP NBN installed in your NEET den.
it's labor or nothing really. liberals would fuck the country
>>78464647
>liberals would fuck the country
And so would Labor, only in a different way. The doubling of the refugee niggers and safe schools bullshit really puts me off.
>>78464647
Liberals have historically always been the ones to unfuck the country each time after Labor got in.
They may not be the best but they're infinitely better than the cancer that Shorten will be.
Shorten literally unironically believes in the gender wage gape meme.
turnbull wants to fuck the Internet of Australia though
>>78465667
>>78465833
You are both right.
And we are both in the short term fucked.
The ripple effect of Nationalism will reach here and help us, because we tend to follow the trend set by the US historically, better or worse.
>tfw want same sex marriage and nbn fttp but don't want more refugees
Wat do guys
>>78466629
Memes aside, LDP
who the fuck cares about refugees
im sure knowing the australian political system we'll just kick shorten out in 6 months anyway
>>78463934
DAILY REMINDER:
>THIS IS WHAT LABOR SUPPORTERS ACTUALLY BELEIVE.
>>78466629
Same Sex marriage is as inevitable as it is a non-issue. Our internet will be inevitably improved in time as well.
However.
More """""refugees"""" creates a permanent risk to ourselves and our culture as we have seen abroad they do not assimilate and call something other than Australia home.
Vote according to the border and immigration, as that determines everything else in politics. Whoever whores themselves to open borders the most gets the most votes by importing the vote, we see this plot by the Dems in the USA which is why god forbid if Hillary wins the Republicans can never ever win again.
Vote by the border lad.
>>78465833
Le NBN single issue voter.
How many times do people need to tell you that no matter who wins the NBN isn't going to change.
I have NBN and its great. I don't even have the fastest package.
>>78467456
>I wasn't born in 1983
>I wasn't born a Muslims
>I wasn't born that weight
Frankly, she was born total opposite to me.
Bill is a stupid cunt and will not have a chance. OP you should be ashamed of yourself.
>>78467653
>Vote by the border
And vote for who? Liberals are flying in chinks and curries at ridiculous rates. These cunts are just as damaging as muslims in their own way. And there are way more of them.
>>78464342
Like you need fttp to shitposting
Both parties are terrible to be honest
>>78463934
No are you fucking nuts they will turn us into Arabralia
>>78467744
>I don't even have the fastest package
Or the biggest I bet m8.
>>78468283
You mean they'll turn the rest of Australia into Queensland.
>>78468123
This desu, but I'm preferencing the Libs as far as major parties go (after right wing meme parties, of course)
>>78463934
Liberals should win federal
I do want labor to win WA state election though, WA liberals are fucking tards rn
>>78468697
Interesting... it's the same in SA but in reverse
>>78468021
Minority parties first m8, you may think it be useless but look at what UKIP pulled off.
Believe, always believe. My faith in democracy has pulled through despite everything.
>>78468697
Lab win wa
Uranium mining gets banned
Jobs prospects reduce
Yeah...
>>78468958
>Believe, always believe.
Yeah I am feeling good that Pauline is looking a good chance of getting into the senate.
>>78468697
WA Libs do the best they can with all the fuckery from Labor and only getting 30c back in GST.
We shouldn't be spending hundreds of millions on football stadiums and waterfront theme parks though. We need to fix our rail first.
> Wanting either parties to win.
> Not wanting a full blown free for all.
> Not wanting a dozen 1-2 seat parties all vying for their own agendas.
KEK, KEK, KEK
I CALL UPON THEE.
XENOPHON TEAM SHALL RISE.
SEX PARTY SHALL RISE.
MOTORING ENTHUSIASTS PARTY SHALL RISE
LET IT BE IN HIS NAME FOR ALL TIMES.
>>78469681
>XENOPHON
yeah nah you're a cunt
>>78463934
Shorten is a fucking cunt. Literally the most pathetic cunt in politics.
Here's a list of shit shorten wants;
- Lower voting age to 16 (more votes for labor)
- Increase immigration by 100,000 a year
- Add a 'carbon' tax because 'mah global warming'
- Anything else absurdedly liberal and undemocractic (aka shill to faggots for votes 'mah equality')
I don't think i've ever seen a more disgusting person in my life and the most disturbing thing is he COULD be the next prime minister. Even the idea is sickening. What the fuck happened to this country??
>>78469887
>XENOPHON
He signifies the destruction of the major party cartel. The cosy duopoly.
Nick Xenophon is Kek's will personified.
>>78470066
>Increase immigration by 100,000 a year
m8 I think you just made this one up.
>>78469887
I couldn't give a fuck about that SA cunts politics, but if you don't think minor parties cucking the shit out of libs and labor is the tightest shit then get back to the old peoples home.
>>78470066
>>78470197
It'd be 100k over the course of the first 4 years. IIRC it he was calling for 27k per year increase.
Still unsustainable as fuck.
>>78470247
Nah mate, the major parties getting pulled back to reality would be a great thing but that slimy little shitbiscuit shouldn't be part of it.
>>78463934
OP is a flaming galah.
>>78470446
>Addressing delegates this morning, Mr Shorten revealed details of his policy to support turning back asylum seeker boats, along with a plan to double the refugee intake to 27,000 people a year and significantly improve conditions for detainees on Nauru and Manus Island.
Yes it was 27k.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-07-25/bill-shorten-outlines-new-direction-for-alp-immigration-policies/6647602
>>78467777
The least cucked party/candidate will win.
>>78464647
They have been for the last 3 years lad
>>78471230
Sorry lads guess I need to recharge after Brexit.
>>78471230
Based Nige
>>78471230
>>78471447
You chaps did good today. Tell Nige if he doesn't make it there he's welcome to stir shit up here.
>>78464342
i voted liberal my entire life my town was one of the first in the country to have FTTP installed. you mad?
>>78466348
This. The major parties are both globalist, and ratchet up their control with each election - Labor gets more people hooked on welfare, and Liberals get more people hooked on tax rebates, subsidised child care and other communist hooks masquerading as "working family benefits".
>>78470446
Increase TO 27k, not 27k per year increase.
I'd rather 457s were abolished first before even giving a shit about reffos
>>78470197
>>78470446
No I didn't make it up he said it on camera last year, I'll quote the best of my memory "we could probably increase immigration by 100,000 a year". It was around the same time he said he wanted to lower the voting age.
No I can't be fucked looking for the source.
>>78472066
Still whats that another 10-14k? Across a likely 8 years with probably no hope at being reversed? I'll take my shot at crashing this plane with no survivors.
>>78472548
Im not talking about refugee intake either.
>>78467120
>throwing your vote away
>>78463934
what?
>>78472972
I'm not telling him to vote for them, I'm just telling him which party fits his criteria
>>78468123
this but i secretly hope liberals get in
bit cheeky hehe
>>78472548
>I'll quote the best of my memory
That isn't good enough m8, no offense but we don't always hear what we think we heard.
>>78473489
I hear you were straight.
>>78473489
no fucks given he said it and he's a cuck just like you friend.
>>78474023
Go shit in your hat.
Labor are too limp dick to use meme warfare effectively. Nationally we're pretty crap at even the most pleb of memetic attack, the political attack ad, the true memes are just too powerful for you.
>>78463934
Don't anger our lord with stupid requests, you'll get shorty hit by a crane or something.
>>78463934
both head parties are shit honestly
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W95RHO6_Gw4
Vote for based Katter.
>>78463934
FUCK. OFF.
Labour cannot stop boats
>>78477442
Liberals cannot stop planes.
>>78477442
Labor actually stopped the boats. Rudd brought in the no Visa or settlement if illegal arrival by boat. Liberals had 11 years to do it and didn't. Labor get shit done, Liberals just claim they did years after the fact.
>>78479910
Increase number of boat arrivals
Get fucked in opinion polls
Backflip reluctantly
Take credit for stopping boats when it was will of the people
>>78463934
>shorten
>not an opportunistic vulture
Look at his actions during beaconsfield. All he gives a fuck about is Bill Shorten and he'll shit on the country to do it.
>>78481734
Cunt just wants his pension
The greatest achievement of the Liberal Party in its history is the GST.
Labor
Wrestled control of our own armed forces from churchill the cuck who had forsaken us in the pacific and whos high society fuckwit mate surrendered Singapore without a fight. Every man that died in changi and assoretd PoW camps is on him.
All of our workers rights.
Snowy River Dam.
Got us out of the retarded Nam invasion and kept us from deploying full force to die in similar numbers to the dickhead yanks.
Established the public health system Medibank now known as the cuked version ala Medicare.
Put in place most of the infrastructure like the pacific highway the new Hume highway etc which was previously a goat track and had stupidly high mortality rate.
Opened up diplomatic/trade relations with China before they were a major modern economy and got us in on good terms.
Forced the construction of sewerage through the entirety of our major cities when anything further than the inner CBD of most of them were still using septic tanks in the 1970s FFS.
Reformed our economy in the 80s and saved us from Howards 11% inflation, while leading us to recovery since the libs had no idea what to do when our major trade partner Britain left us for the common market.
Superannuation that has meant millions of pensioners since the 90s haven't fallen into poverty and helped relieve the pressure of supporting them. ( the Liberals fucked it up in 90s and 2000s and we lost our chance to have pensions completely paid for the next 20 years.)
The Opera House, Sydney Harbor Bridge and almost every major landmark ever built.
Finally they tried to give us the NBN. The Liberals cucked us and the feminist marxists did the dirty work.
>>78479910
>being this retarded
which smaller parties should i vote for that hold similar values to trump?
i voted for greens/labor last election but trump has made me see the world in a different way, problem is i don't see anyone stepping up to the same values here
help
>>78483301
Vote One Nation or Katter Party.
>>78482555
>liberals had 11 years to stop the boats
>Rudd gets back in after finally removing the last knife from his back by the feminazi bitch. Immediately does what people wanted him to do. And did it in record time. ie one week
"Liberals stopped the boats fuck Labor, I dont know what what a 457 visa is!"
>someone points out the fallacy of the claim.
"RUDD ONLY DID IT AS A REPRESENTATIVE OF THE PEOPLE BECAUSE IT WAS THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE WAAAH"
"Retarded Labor supporters herp a fucking derp"
> Not an Argument.
Fuck off cunt. Manlets aren't allowed here.
>>78484298
Based Tones stopped them boats mate
>>78485005
He's the same height as Turnbull bruv
>>78481914
>Labors achievements
tldr
any since 2000?
>>78485039
https://mumbrella.com.au/government-no-visa-168352
Its only propaganda when the other guys do it amirite?
Abbott was a useless cunt who was jonesing for knighthood
>>78485429
Liberals, any since ever? I was being sarcastic about the GST.
>these buttblasted labordrones
>>78463934
I hate both of them. I'm not convinced Shorten is actually alive and Turnbull is a faggot
I'm putting Liberal Democrats first because they have the best memes
crikey mates, what is going on in the old down-under?
>xncu+njv
How much does Labor pay per hour for shills? I need some additional income.
>inb4 he does it for free
>>78485599
Double dubs. nice.
Libs stopped them boats mate. It was Based Tones.
I was there
We had a really long stick fiberglassed to the front of our tinny.
Me an Tones
Stoppin Boats
>>78463934
Labour*
Use the Queen's English, not that American filth.
>>78467744
>Le NBN single issue voter.
hurrr the NBN has zero effect on education, health and the economy
kill yourself you ignorant cunt.
>How many times do people need to tell you that no matter who wins the NBN isn't going to change.
Well considering you're the ONLY person who is saying that, and you haven't provided any proof for your claim, your opinion is being discarded as we speak.
>>78483301
pauline hanson's one nation
katter's australian party
rise up australia
>>78486134
Labor is the name of the party dummy.
>>78486033
>How much does Labor pay per hour for shills?
You should ask FriendlyJordies m8.
>>78486134
But they spell it Labor I have checked before cause I thought it was wrong
>>78486230
>>78483870
cheers m8s, will check out their policies
>>78486032
someone pls summarize whats going on in dingo land for lazy burgers such as myself
and I assume most of the rest of the polacks here
>>78486033
I am simply stating historical fact, I fucking despise shorten and his lot and Rudd being back stabbed was to me a fucking coup by the regressive Marxist left. But fuck me if I will let the wanker libs claim all the credit for doing sweet fuck all.
>>78486631
We have a federal election next week, that's about it.
>>78486380
>>78486397
Why? Is the Queen's English not your official language? Why would they use the American spelling?
>>78486781
>Why would they use the American spelling?
There was a bit of a fad among progressives for spelling modernisation when Labor was formed. It didn't go anywhere but Labor was stuck with its "modern" spelling.
Rolling on behalf of whichever party wants to restore the Empire
>>78487122
Liberals want a republic
Labor want a Caliphate
>>78487304
Get rid of Prepbull, bring back based Tones
>>78485409
His last name is Shorten. That's automatically manlets status
>>78467181
Dont vote or procreate
>>78487558
Here here.
>>78487558
Wish we could m8, but it's the party's decision, not ours
>>78487558
>>78488115
>>78488364
>bring back based Tones
His goose was cooked when it came out that that giant woman had been fucking him and basically had her 3XL fist up his arse and was coordinating ever stupid thing he did.
He is rekt beyond redemption. He is not even a fun meme any more.
I had a dream a few days ago that it had been discovered that Tone had rigged the last election
Why is Turnbull such a cuck faggot? The Libs are useless, we need a based right wing politician/party like Trump or UKIP.
>>78488438
Based Tones will never get old.
>Supporting the two big parties.
They're both treasonous cucks.
MFW IM VOTING FOR LIBERAL AND YOU CANT STOP ME
>>78489384
mfw
>>78463934
KEK YOU WILLST IT?
>libs will sell your country to foreigners and robber barons in an incestuous ring of corruption run to benefit elites
>labor will bend over backwards to suck the cock of niggers and the mentally ill, and spare no effort in hunting down and eradicating the last vestiges of Western, British culture
Pick your poison.
>>78472972
>>78473266
dutton wins my electorate every time anyway
>>78488782
Look into the ALA. If we can get a bunch of conservative parties in the Senate, Libs might finally stop moving left and Turnbull will get rekt or stop being a massive populist pussy.
>>78463934
https://youtu.be/WzufpjwZ6T4
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
>>78486383
Kys CJA, you're the lowest, most base form of reddit
>>78490277
Well summarised m8. The good news is that every election the share of votes for the major parties declines.
We are still up shit creek though.
>>78490336
You posted the wrong version m8.
Tony Abbott MP, former Prime Minister and Prime Minister of Indigenous Affairs, told commentator Andrew Bolt in an interview on Wednesday that the British did not invade Indigenous Australia in 1788.
Mr Bolt asked Mr Abbott: "Do you agree Australia was invaded by whites?"
"I certainly wouldn't use the word invasion," Mr Abbott, who is re-contesting his seat of Warringah in the 2016 federal elections, replied.
"The terminology I use is settlement.
"If that's too benign, fair enough, say Australia was occupied if you like."
http://www.sbs.com.au/nitv/article/2016/06/23/invasion-abbotts-remarks-twisted
coons btfo
>>78490718
Is that you doggie?
Vote Emu or else!
>>78491036
Invasion is the wrong word to use because it has a military connotation. There was no war. Just settlement and then a few low-scale conflicts as settlement expanded.
>>78491057
>redditfriend
Holy shit end yourself
>>78491445
yeah there was also nothing here to invade lel
>>78491445
If we invaded doesn't that mean we own all the land via right of conquest? Legally speaking doesn't settlement leave it far more open to parcelling out land to abos than invasion?
>>78491057
>I run a satire subreddit
>I run a political twitter account to go along with that subreddit
>>78491639
>Legally speaking
I have no trouble with saying land the abos live on today and have always lived on is owned by them. That is basic justice.
When they start claiming land their ancestors used to live on but is now owned by someone else they can go and get fucked.
Anyone who would seriously vote Labor just because of the internet needs to kill themselves. If you're willing to sell out your country for a few extra megabits, then you are a disgrace.
>>78491475
>end yourself
No I am a loose cunt who plays his drums as loud as he wants and drinks whiskey. I don't give a fuck.
>>78464647
there are goys that actually believe this
>>78491895
>Implying Liberals haven't tried to sell us out since federation
muh country party coalition
>>78491639
"We" didn't invade anything.
If people have complaints about the way Australia was settled they should lodge them at the British embassy. I was born here. I'm a native. This country was born here, on this land, on these shores - forged out of the voices of thousands of people saying "no, we're not foreigners, we're not British, we too are Australian!". This country and this culture is as intimately Australian as any other.
We have a right to be here.
>>78491895
>sell out your country
>advocating for Libs
>implying
>>78491825
>>78491057
>reddit drama
>on MY 4chan
Fuck off cunts. If you love Reddit so much go and have your hate sex there instead.
>only australian posters in this thread
wut thy cunt
>>78492389
This is our safe space
>>78492389
Fuck off, we're full.
>>78492072
>implying all Art students, Law students, and activists (90% of parliament) aren't constantly selling us out
How the fuck do I uncuck my friend whos voting greens?
>dude faster internet
>live in a sharehouse of girls
>ask them who they are voting for
>they all say the greens
>ask them why
>they say they dont know, they dont really follow politics
what the fuck? is this real life? why do we let women vote?
who /katter/ here?
>>78492551
>>78492556
i have a habbit of reading every comment with the accent of the coresponding flag. But i dont quite know how to do an australian accent. Can you post a vocaroo or something of you talking? This is very important.
>>78492748
>who /katter/ here?
I reckon he's grouse m8. Couldn't vote for him in my state though unfortunately.
>>78492890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j0UZEnaEH4
>>78492890
here you go mate :^)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yZl3bR4gAB
>>78493043
>that wog fucking accent
>bogan
yeah nah
>>78492692
that's why muslims will probably win in the end. you cant let your women have a say, they WILL betray you. it's literally in their DNA to be warbrides and loyalty was bred out
Paul Fenech for PM t.b.h.
>>78468123
>>78468697
>>78486383
friendly jordies has our intrests in heart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8D79TkfQUI
>>78493135
kek
>THE MADMAN SPEAKS
>
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKDtN3xn1DI
>
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKDtN3xn1DI
>
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKDtN3xn1DI
>
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKDtN3xn1DI
>
>THE MADMAN SPEAKS
>>78495074
i seriously hope you are having me on right now
>vote for labour because medicare nothing else matters and if you question me youre a dumb working class cunt
>>78486383
>Listen to FriendlyJordies podcast
>On 2014 NSW state election
>Oi who'd you vote for Jordan?
>Yeah I know I shill for Labor but I voted for the Greens
The ultimate wew
I'm going to a town hall meeting tomorrow that Shortbus is making an appearance at.
What would be the most kekworthy thing to ask him?
I'm thinking something about union corruption
>>78489306
They are but who else do we have? But above all I'd rather liberal get in over filthy labor
>>78497251
Go for it.
>>78497251
Ask him about his manboobs m8.
>>78497251
Ask him about the communist past of the Labor party, and imply that it still has influence?
>>78497480
>filename
KEK
>"Bill had bitch-tits"
>>78497251
ask him if he thinks aboriginals are physically superior to white people
>>78497480
I'm actually considering asking whether he has fetal alcohol syndrome, because it really looks like it.
>>78492692
My housemate says she hopes to live to see a Greens government
Really struggling to hide my power level these last few weeks
>>78498077
today i told one of them i reckoned farage was a sick cunt beecause he stands up for his country
she hasnt spoken to me since lel
this thread has a higher percentage of strayans than britains population of whites
>>78498613
it's a strayan thread mate
Which one is the Nazi party :^)
>>78492748
I love Katter's personality, but he's basically a socialist.
Fuck off cunt.
Voting ALA and One Nation. Eat shit Melbourne cunts.
>>78499854
>he's basically a socialist
More a protectionist than a socialist. His family, including himself, is balls-deep in many capitalist ventures.
Everyone in both the ALP and LNP should be shot. Fuck this duopoly, they're destroying this country by catering EXCLUSIVELY to the boomer demographic.
Look at this shit:
http://www.macrobusiness.com.au/2016/06/primary-school-visa-scam-to-choke-housing-schools/
http://www.macrobusiness.com.au/2016/06/major-parties-launch-new-population-ponzi-pillar/
>>78497251
Ask him why he defines full employment as 5% unemployment.
>>78501944
Christ I just fucking despair reading this shit.
It is treason. We are having our country sold from underneath us.
When do you lads think we will get our Trump or Farage? We are so far behind the times, making all the same mistakes Europe and America have.
Right now I think the LNP coalition could still become halfway decent but Turnbull is the most unprincipled sack of shit PM I've ever seen. Who could turn it around? Barnaby Joyce?
Look at all these cucks.
A vote for any1 but One Nation (First) and Australian Liberty Alliance (Second) is a wasted vote.
>>78503829
Next round of elections. So long as right wing minor parties get elected this year.
>>78503829
>When do you lads think we will get our Trump or Farage?
This country is so cucked on the immigration question. The multiculturalism propaganda has run so deep. It is deeper here than anywhere else in the world.
We will need to come at it a different way. I think we would be better making anti-immigration arguments on environmental grounds rather than cultural ones at this stage.
>>78507174
True. Weird thing is, at least where I live (Brisbane) immigration is mostly pretty good. There's a multiracial society but it's spread out enough that most people integrate well.
I can see multiculturalism really fucking up in the future, especially in Sydney and Melbourne, but addressing it now would seem like you're just a conspiracy nut sadly
>>78507834
>where I live (Brisbane) immigration is mostly pretty good
This is how deep the propaganda has penetrated. Even you have swallowed it and been led to write something as ridiculous as that.
>>78479910
Bullshit.
Howard introduced temporary protection visas in 1999.
>>78483301
Liberal Democratic Party, look them up.
