BACK PATTING THREAD
This is a thread for all the countries in /pol/ to give the UK a nice firm pat on the back.
*pats back*
>>78463023
Fucking A, *pat*, thanks for showing the way.
I'm here to receive my pat
>>78464785
frexit when? *pates back*
>>78464785
*pats back*
Cheers boyo
>>78464785
have a good day, m8.
>>78464785
*pats back*
Well done bongs.
Now off with you, go and fix your currency because it completelly fucks up.
>>78464785
congrats daddy
Good job ol' chap!
>>78465270
WHAT THE FUK IS THAT COUNTRY
>>78464785
(Pat)
Good job dad!
>>78464785
*pats back*
>>78464785
*pats back*
you did good today you dirty brits you did good. proud of you
>>78464785
You've started the fire, dad, congrats. It's like that one time you watched Rocky 4 with me and Rocky finally makes Ivan Drago bleed? You just made the globalists bleed.
Thanks Northerners, Welsh.
>>78464785
*pat pat* YOU DID IT LAD!
*pats back*
patiently waiting for all the rare flag pats
You're the coolest old man!
>>78464785
*pat* love you papa
>>78465270
>>78465512
RARE RARE RARE
Uzbekistan!
>go and fix your currency because it completely fucks up
Look in the mirror, Boris
*pats back*
>>78464785
*pat*
you have mine goybro. have some jewtits.
>>78464785
*baits back*
Good job. Enjoy your soon to be third world country. Don't come here because we don't want you.
>>78465773
good job m8. Lets hope you can hold on to scotland
>>78464785
Have your pat, you glorious britbong.
Thanks guys, I'm going to enjoy rubbing it in the faces of all my lefty co-workers.
>>78466097
Jew help us
We accidentally the economy.
>>78466097
*pat* greatest ally
>>78464785
Can't say I love you, but
*pats back*
>>78465270
I thought you guys were extinct
Good job Dad
Good on ya
Great work
>>78464785
Fuck the EU.
Good work. I just pray this brings us even closer together.
>>78464785
good job dad
>>78464785
*pats back*
y-youll still come back for dinner right ?
>>78464785
*pats back*
*patspats* Wow, you guys managed to fucking do it. You managed to beat back the huge amounts of money and influence and propaganda to vote for your own destiny back. Gives us all hope.
[patting intensifies]
Is anyone watching this cuck Phil Hammond shittalking Farage on CNN?
>>78466097
I WANNA SUCK THOSE TITTYS GIMME GIMME
You did the right thing.
*pat pat*
>>78466236
Im so fucking happy. Great Britain once more.
*pat pat*
Come here for holiday
(hope you didnt fuck whole world economy)
>>78464785
*pats back, rousily*
Well done you cheeker!
Prefer a head pat desu
>>78464785
Good on ya lad
I wanted to believe, I didn't, but miracle happened, there is chance for us after all, good fucking job Britons.
>>78464785
I fucking hate *action,* but I hate globalism more. *pats back* You did good pal
Not all heroes wear capes.
My opinion of you has forever changed, Thank you Wales.
>>78464785
Atta boy! *pats back*
*PATTING INTENSIFIES*
TODAY IS INDEPENDENCE DAY
>>78464785
Good job, kurwa
>>78464785
*pats back*
Rule Britannia
>>78465270
HEY FUCKA YOU UZBEKISTAN! PAIN IN MY ASSHOLES
*pat pat* congrats on uncuck UK!
>>78463023
I'm here for my pat.
Patts all around
Have a polish porn start lads
>>78466268
No, you've accidentally a recession.
It's not half as bad as ensuring your next generation of workers will be comprised of muslims, since then the growth will be 0%.
Basically you've made the harder but smarter choice given a bad situation. If you pull through your future will be better than it would have been if you hadn't. Nobody here has any reason to trust jews after what the globalists had done, but for what it's worth, Israeli jews are proud of you.
DADDY IS BACK
>>78464785
*pats back*
>>78464785
*rubs back sensually. Inserts finger into your anus*
>>78464785
*pats back*
You did it britbro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NuFVQk_CCs
>>78464785
*pats back*
>>78465773
*pats back*
>>78466236
*pats back*
>>78466268
*pats back*
>>78466824
*pats head*
>>78466923
*pats back*
>>78467233
*pats back*
>>78464785
>>78465773
>>78466236
>>78466824
>>78466923
Good job lads. I'm abit salty that my countrymen are really against your decision, but generally most are probably upset because they wont be able to collect strawberries during the summer now.
Independence is more important. Proud of you UK.
Nice job *pats back*
>>78467133
Who is this semen demon?
good job lad
*pats uk on shouldert*
>>78464785
>>78465411
We love daddy more
>>78464785
Here's your pat, you've earned it.
>>78467133
She could've been a mother to beautiful aryan children... Instead she became this...
>>78467103
>America can't stand not being the center of attention for a measly 5 minutes
oh boy here we go
>>78466033
Our currency doesn't affect anything of importance (most things are done in dollars here anyway), and has been steadily falling since its introduction. The Brits however need to fix their shit before everything fucks up.
>>78465270
How do goats even pick up internetz ?
cool
>>78464785
Cheers mate
Dont know about you but Ive lost a lot of friends sticking to what I believe in but has been worth it
>>78465270
What in the fuck is that thing?!
>>78463023
Plz gibe da pate, b0ss
>>78463023
Good job Britain, respect earned.
>>78464785
*pat pat* I'mma have some tequila shots in your name.
>>78464785
Here's the Pat. And a cat
*pats back*
>>78464785
*pats back*
>>78464785
*pats back*
>>78464785
*pat pat pat*
>>78463023
Rule Britannia!
i'm so fuckin happy bros, i didn't think we would actually win, all of my friends were voting in
i think i realise now, that a lot of britain remain were just overly talkative underage facebook warriors
>>78464785
*pats back* congrats britbongs
>>78464785
That'll do pig.
>>78467458
Didn't Soros start some ethnic strife in your country, and it stood out right away because there had been literally no conflict that type before?
>>78464785
>*pates back*
good job brits, u deserve a drink.
hoooorey boys! Good work on it lads. Thanks for the support
Pat this
*unzips dick*
Good job lad.
Pat right strong on your back.
God save the queef
>>78464785
*unsheathes hand*
*pats back*
*heh. Good job, kid*
>>78464785
good job, Father. Your commonwealth sons are all so proud of you. Reclaim the Empire, save our kin in South Africa, help re-establish the Anglosphere.
>>78467454
Top kek...
...I want a pat too
>>78465270
stop buying oil from ISIS, cocksucker.
>>78467464
Careful there m80. Wales just pretty much saved your assess and here you are making fun of goat fuckers?
Pats all around. Good on ya, UK.
Be sure to keep those sand niggers out.
Feeling pretty proud of my constituency lads, Ipswich was meant to be a remainer area but we got 58% for leave.
*pats back*
Welcome to freedom dad
>>78464785
Good job dad. Know that your son is proud of you today.
>mfw this has given me a renewed hope for a Trump victory
>>78463023
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN GREAT BRITAIN SINGLE-HANDEDLY SAVED EUROPE AND REVERSED A CREEPING GLOBALIST DYSTOPIA
reporting in, voted out.
you may pat me
>>78467335
Teen Kasia.
You're welcome.
>>78467335
kasia. see if you can find Kasia Blue dildo (there is a halfway HD version out there) it's pretty fucken good
>>78467871
Elect Trump and I'll pat you on the back m8.
>>78464785
*grabs your ass with passion*
>>78468190
*pat* you've made us all proud, daddy
>>78468190
sneaky coward
>>78464785
*PAT*
>the feeling of being proud of your flag while posting on /pol/
>>78468377
join us and start the auxit!
>>78464785
*pat*
This kinda makes up for Gibraltar
>>78468166
Is that real? They had a giant squid in captivity? That can't be real, that would be huge news.
>>78468175
Its a pat on the back, not an unban on sharp spoons
Easy there
>>78464785
>>78468190
(pat) I can't believe you guys did it. I was listening to the radio late last night and they were predicting Remain win, and eventually I got too tired to stay awake. This morning I came to /pol/, kind of reluctant and scared to see the results. I was shocked when I finally saw that Leave won.
Good luck. It's gonna be a rough and uncharted road from here on, but I'm having high hopes that your actions will show us all the way.
BREXIT-TRUMP 2016
>>78464785
nice work, UK.
I believe in Britain. And I love you bongs. Congratulations, you won't regret it.
>>78467406
If only Polish men created a society where she wouldn't need to become a whore.
A single alpha pole who raised her right or took her under his care could have changed her entire life. But no, she ended up a whore because her people failed her.
>>78464785
well done lad here's your back pat
>>78464785
PAT
>>78464785
Here you go Nigel!
*Pat*
>>78464785
Good job, faggot
>>78468497
Soon brother
>>78464785
*pats back* consider me jealous
>>78468190
kek blessed me with dubs, which I pass on to you.
>>78467866
>>78468190
Good job, have a random pic from one of my older 4chan folders.
>you left the EU, now it's time for you to get some real freedoms
>>78468535
fuck if I know. I saved that pic sometime before 12-23-13 for a general time reference.
>>78463023
>>78464785
*pats back*
You did good dad. We're all really proud of you.
>>78464785
Congrats m8 Welcome to the non-EU fold.
>>78464785
Good show, my man.
>>78464785
Pat pat
I'm proud for once
>>78464785
*pat*
good job buddy
>East Belfast was the only part of the city to vote leave.
Very proud. Thanks again Wales and England, I just hope Sinn FeinIRA make a bollocks of the probable Republic referendum.
>Border states all vote remain to continue smuggling Red Diesel.
>Get BTFO
Glorious.
>>78468485
good job lad *pats back*
>>78464785
Nicely done, great ally. We have always supported you.
*pats back*
>>78464785
*pats back*
good job
You did it komrads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7ZmmIetI5o
>>78464785
The eyes of Texas are upon you.
Now receive your pat.
>>78469217
why does that video exist?
>>78468873
we will be waiting on the other side, ready to take your hands for those that want out.
Come ALL!
>>78464785
Here's your pat.
And here's a hot woman
*pats back* good job. Us next ay?
>>78464785
Have a pat pal.
>>78464785
>>78466236
>>78466268
>>78466923
>>78467036
>>78467233
>>78467464
>>78467714
>>78467818
>>78468190
>>78468485
>>78468674
>>78468756
*pats back*
Britons never shall be slaves.
>>78463023
been shilling for England for weeks on the front line of the very social media i hate, without even a shekel to show for it. while others doubted England, i stood firm in the face of adversity, i believed in Britain, and defended our troops against the naysayers who called us cucks i posted dank farage meme's to rally the troops and vowed to saty the course whatever the repercussions on /pol
i request no credence or commendation
i just request that /pol pat my back in exchange for brawling nudes
>>78464785
ALBION RISES AGAIN
*pats back*
>>78468919
Bless you brother
>>78464785
you did it bud
>>78469428
>>78464785
Tips back*
Today is our independence day.
Today, every year, I expect to see all boards filled with British sluts.
Also, my back has gone un-patted. Can you sort this out please?
>>78464785
Good for you, Britbro.
I have one of the worst viruses I've had thus far. Bones aching, throat like swallowing glass, could barely walk, feverish as hell but with the aid of my GF, she walked me towards the voting centre hand in hand, she passed me my passport and voting card with a kiss on the cheek then I used my pen to put that glorious X down while sweat dripped from my face.
>>78467204
What's your insight on the effect and events to follow in a Trump presidency? Also, nice Jew tits in your previous post.
>>78464785
Pats back.
>>78469804
*pat* Good job dad
Thanks for rooting for us lads, we couldn't have done it without the meme magic levels that you shared.
>>78464785
*pats*
good fucking job mate
>>78464785
please colonize and subjugate the world again
>>78469804
*pats back*
Independence Day is great. You guys'll love it. You get to eat BBQ and watch fireworks in celebration of how awesome freedom is. It's like 10 days before ours, too.
>>78469579
I don't think you want to see me nude so I'm just going to give you a firm pat on the back.
Good job Britbong and may Kek bless you and your future children.
>>78469892
bullshit dont need ID to vote you fucking let down
>>78469804
*wipes off semen, then pats back*
You cunts may have a chance yet
>>78468145
I know the feeling my county is usually full of leftists but apparently we had a leave majority.
pats for all. *pat* good job guys.
>>78469804
> pat
> all these nights spent shitposting on brit/pol/
> I would gladly fight a real war on your side if need be
>>78469804
Got any British pornstars you like? I need to make preparations for celebration.
>>78464785
Thank you. You made the world less cucked
>>78470123
I was told otherwise, I didn't need to show it or anything, they just wanted my poll card. Chill man.
>>78464785
You did good dad. Now we can start chemo to get rid of the cancer infecting your country.
>>78470122
>>78469579
have some brawling sluts for Independence day
>>78464785
I prayed for you.
I wrote a poem for Thor and toasted him, hoping that he would protect you all, my kin, and let your spirit shine through in the referendum.
I also asked Tyr to let his judgement on the question be expressed in some way to help guide the people of Britain.
Well done, Dad.
The poem, if you care to read it:
(I had seen a bit of bar-soap that had been used down to a thin strip, somehow perfectly in the shape of Mjollnir, on the floor that afternoon when I took a shower after working out and decided that I needed to make some small conveyance to Thor)
The hammer today to me was sent
its strength ferocious overwhelmed my mind.
All the same, I knew what it meant.
That Thor was watching over all of our kind.
I would praise him, and offer him a toast kind.
Pray, dear Thunarr, keep my kin safe and remind them
of who they are.
>>78468992
s-senpai noticed me
*pats back*
>>78465270
HELLO ARTEEZY, STOP SWITCHING TEAMS YOU RETARD
now I'm not one for patting backs but brits made the right choice. Now to sit back and watch as the liberals go bonkers over nothing.
>mfw my vote actually mattered
I never thought this would happen
Is this what democracy feels like?
>>78464785
You've made us proud m8
>>78464785
Good job. I love you guys.
We are all Briton on this wonderful day xd
Maybe the eternal anglo wasn't the problem after all....
>>78470088
no kidding, this is something i didn't even think of.
good on you
>>78464785
*draws a dick on the hand with chalk*
Here's your pat bruh
*pats back*
>>78464785
*poos on back*
Well done my friend.
>>78467862
fucking lol
>>78470471
you dont need your poll card either even more bullshit
death to traitors freedom for england
>>78464785
America, is this what it feels like to be free?
glorious.jpg
>>78464785
-pat-
i love you guys so much...
Way to go, gentlemen
>>78464785
Enjoy your freedom bro's *pats back*
>>78463023
Congratulations. The EU is a monster that will kill us all.
>>78464785
*stabs back*
lainar
>>78463023
>>78464785
*pats back*
Good job britbongs.
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
>>78464785
*pats back* You did familia.
>>78470768
>that pic
>mfw forever alone
>>78464785
mexico pats your back
>>78463023
You're only getting a *nudge nudge* from me, OP.
Good job, UK. Welcome to the free countries of Europe.
>>78464785
Fuck the pat here's a pint.
>>78463023
>work in highly liberal office
>constantly hearing about how trump is stupid, brexiters are all racist bigots etc
>Ceo reminds us all to vote remain in a 'joke' yesterday
Going in today and keeping a straight face is going to be so hard. I'm getting NO work done today, I'm on a liberal tear collection tour.
First the office, then Facebook, then Twitter, then the guardian (which we HAVE to read at work) etc
The sun is shining here for the first time in weeks. I'm proud of you lads.
>>78463023
Please pat me. I voted twice and everything.
>>78469187
Any man who hates Argentina is a lad in my eyes
>>78470844
What is your problem? they took it off me, they looked on a list to match it up and that was that. I understand that it said you didn't need to bring it on the card itself, but I took it anyway just in case just like my ID..
Bloody hell mate.
>>78464785
*Pats Back*
You did good Uncle Nigel
You're better than Papa Espana in every other way
US was a based cousin and will elect Trump
Our Trump won a month ago
2016 BEST YEAR OF THE 21ST CENTURY
>>78471251
>HAVE to read at work
for what purpose?
>>78464785
goodon ya
>>78463023
Good job every last one of you Brits.
>>78464785
For you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk
Big hug and a pat mates. Ye dun good Britain, ya dun good
>>78464785
*pats back and hand lingers a little too long, suggesting some homoerotic attraction*
>>78463023
Pat pig..pat pig.....
>>78463023
>>78464785
I don't think a pat is enough
Have a million pats for being the country who started EU on the path of destruction
It's fucking fantastic
*Pats irishly*
I'm afraid to go to sleep. I don't want to wake up and have this have been a dream. It's too fucking good. All of those eurocunts Tugging at their collars and furrowing their brows as Frau Merkel looks around the room, going "Well...?"
>>78465270
>Uzbekistan
Nice made-up country.
>>78469973
>no monitor anywhere
wat
*pats back*
>>78471251
>The sun is shining here for the first time in weeks. I'm proud of you lads.
Jesus, you're right.
Horrific storm on referendum day, Britain votes out, and next day it's nice and sunny. Nature itself wanted us to leave.
T-thanks guys
>>78471627
It's called a typewriter you uncultured swine
>>78464785
Three pats on the back and a big fat (you)
>>78464785
>>78465773
>>78466236
>>78466268
>>78466824
>>78466923
>>78467036
>>78467233
>>78467464
>>78467510
>>78467714
>>78467818
>>78468145
>>78468190
>>78468485
>>78468674
>>78468756
>>78469162
>>78469410
>>78469579
>>78469804
>>78469892
>>78469978
>>78470123
>>78470511
>>78470529
>>78470659
>>78470844
>>78470877
>>78471251
>>78471304
>>78471372
>>78471390
*pates back*
Well done lads
>>78463023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzufpjwZ6T4
good job
>>78464785
-pats him on the back- i said on the BACK THE FUCK OFF!?
(you) plz goys
>>78471606
Good to hear it. Honestly, I'm still neutral about leaving but I hope this gives other EU countries a chance to have their voice heard.
So gald we managed to swing it to Brexit. Now other members are calling for referrendums kek.
>>78471769
>pates
You had one fucking job
>>78471909
(You)
Y
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>>78463023
fuck you i'm not breaking the law
>>78471620
Watch your tone with me boy.
This country is currently hosting an international meeting, which answers for more than half the worlds population.
Go ban some guns or some shit.
>>78464785
Have a beer
>>78472123
>>78464785
*teleports behind you*
*pats your back*
Heh, nothin' personnel... kid.
I want pats too...
>>78471427
They want us to keep up with world events specifically business
But they want to control how we look at it I guess
I just get into arguments with libcucks in the comments desu
Guys I'm scared, what if Germany leaves the EU now
>>78472253
>>78464785
Here's a pat and a picture of a hot British babe.
>>78471606
Here's hoping we can help out a brother across the sea. There's been too much bad history, if we can help Eire I hope we will. You've been fucked enough.
>>78464785
Here´s your pat. If only we wre so lucky.
Hey lads
Should I buy several K of British currency right now?
>>78472400
>>78464785
well done cheeky cunt
>>78463023
Fuck it. Hug it in, lads!
>>78469579
*gives you my last radish*
you deserve it brother
Good on you, Britbongistan. Your good old friend Merica's got your back while you get your economy in order. I've never been so happy for another country before.
>>78471909
*pats (you)*
LADS
>>78470877
Makes you wanna clap, right?
Can't wait to see how you guys celebrate independence day next year.
>>78471917
A lot of danes are certainly hoping it will eventually leave to a similar vote here
>>78472671
Let's not fight on the UK's big day. Have a cake.
>>78471667
*claps on back*
good job, bud
>>78472698
Happy days ahead, brother.
>>78464785
You fucknig did it lads, you did it.
CONGRATULATIONS
