Protip: You can't.
>>78391727
Based Manitoba reporting in
>>78391727
It's literally the opposite.
>>78392454
That map is wrong, Reddit.
>>78392454
>those conveniently placed normiebok and reddit tabs
>>78392643
If it's literally the opposite why is based Canada in red and the rest of "Canada" is shit brown?
Explain that to me, Jamal.
>>78392743
>not visiting TIL to learn new and interesting facts
>>78391727
>canada
>only includes two of four provinces that originally made up confederation
>>78391727
Ontario and Quebec are Canada, the rest are not
>>78394302
>muh confederation
>>78394165
>Facts
>>78394373
Don't be gross anon. And Quebec isn't Canadian and they're not French either. They're having an identity crisis.
>>78394502
>leaf
>country
>>78396434
>has more history and was colonized before the United States of Tyrone
You can't signal your envy better than this :)
>>78394373
>Cucktario
>Quebexico
Literally kill yourself.
>>78391727
Most of BC and Ontario are okay. It's only Hongcouver and SJW City that are the problem.
Fuck the Frogs, however. The Eastern Townships should formed their own province/became a State. Now they are full of them.
>>78397026
The name "Canada" came from the Spaniards not wanting to deal with that shit and calling it "nothing's there".
>all the blue collared low education working class shitholes
>Canada
Yeah I agree with you you bottom feeding Newfie
>>78398330
>American in charge of reciting history
Nice try.
>While a variety of theories have been postulated for the etymological origins of Canada, the name is now accepted as coming from the St. Lawrence Iroquoian word kanata, meaning "village" or "settlement".
I can't help but lol at Albertans that insist on Alberta being the real Canada. Yeah, you sure are the real Canada when you use your natural resources to sell to kikes for absolutely nothing. Or, hey, maybe that does mean you're the real Canada because that's exactly the kind of cuck behaviour Canadians are famous for
>>78398577
Yeah fuck those blue collar working class asshole, am I right? So uncultured.
>doesn't have extra flags
>real canada is a frozen shit hole
>>78398577
Fuck off faggot, newfies aren't too fucked.
Cod kissers are still weeping over job loses, don't chirp em too hard.
>>78397026
>trudeau
>>78399126
Muslims are banned from this thread.
>>78391727
Agreed in general.
I'm sure rural areas are good everywhere though
>>78391727
West canada would be completely sustainable. It would just be shit having edmonton as a national capital
>>78392072
>canada
I'va found that everybody who lives where the highest mountain is a landfill tends to be a little off. you prairiedog fuckers
>I'm sure rural areas are good everywhere though
Goes without saying for the most part.
>>78391727
This is correct
>>78399771
Muslims are a minority in Bosnia, retard, and I'm not part of that minority
>>78400257
Nice try, Muhammad.
>>78391727
Alberta and Manitoba are shit
t. Albertan for 3 years now
>>78399737
>Obama
>>78398577
The newfie is alberta's backbone
>>78400587
Still better than the rest of Canada.
>>78397026
>meme pseudo-usa country
>"muh history"
>saving thumbnails
>>78391727
>NFL, NS, NB
>not taking resorceful BC and terretories
>wanting to be a landlocked nation with eastern colonies
>>78400996
You disappoint me, ngyuen.
Yes, America would gladly absorb either Canada. Decide amongst yourselves.
>>78391727
Non red provinces are Siberia, China, France and ???. Looks correct, not Canada.
>>78400705
>trump
Hello has Britain left England yet. What happens to our queen.
How is it even possible for the rest of Canada to be so indebted? Your economies are performing worse than ours even in the middle of a resource price collapse—what did you spend all of the money on?
>>78401142
>fights off two American invasions
>pseudo America
kek, cmon yank. We're the anti-America.
Not fat
Not retarded
Not black
Fully cucked
>>78401234
absorb a salad, bitch.
>>78400996
Your country is literal trash stfu
>>78401234
we don't want to become a place for your niggers to infest, they are already spreading like a plague through your country
>>78401419
I'm torn between my desire for trump to win and my desire to win this argument
>>78401142
America has 0 history and is a pseudo country
>>78400706
they all got fired once oil dropped because they are disposable retards
>>78401528
Hey, be nice to the american. It's not his fault he wasn't educated
>>78391727
Literally the exact opposite. Those provinces listed as "canada" should belong to the US, minus Newfoundland and Labrador.
>>78401697
We would finally give their 40 acres and a mule... in one of the far northern provinces (now states).
>>78401828
I think that means I win
>>78401654
The rest of Canada can't even afford to go on vacation.
>>78402018
nigger he has the entire internet at his disposal. there are no excuses, even for a lazy redneck.
>>78392454
hi sam
>>78402055
>mfw the niggers try to farm nunavut
>>78401528
>not retarded
British columbia is entirely based except hongcouver also fuck manitoba and the maritimes
>>78391727
Quebec is the only part of Canada that's actually Canada. The word Canada comes from Quebec, and the national anthem is in french.
>prairiedogs in tears
Ontario and Quebec are the only provinces that matter.
And yes I live in Ontario.
>>78402168
>one starred chinese education
go eat a stray dog you scrawny slant eyed American rape baby.
>>78392072
Brandon here. Manitoba is a native infested shithole. Saskatchewan is a native infested wasteland. Alberta is okay.
I want to move back to Ontario. Greater Toronto Area is shit, but the rest is God tier.
Native reporting in
>>78402390
>>78402105
Stutters and speech impediments are common amongst autists, I hear. I hope you get fixed.
>>78402409
>try to leave canada
>fail
>"we are the true canada"
>kekbecers
>>78402489
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ontario_government_debt
>>78391727
Everyone forgets Acadia
Evangeline best waifu
>>78402525
Too bad we can't deport them
>>78402400
Alberta crack smoker
>>78402756
Toronto is run by immigrants. immigrants vote liberal. We cant stop it m8. Go to northern Ontario/anywhere outside the GTA and youll see true Canada.
>>78402721
>>78402409
>the word canada comes from quebec LEL
>it actually came from the natives
>fucking pathetic, quebec why would you embarrass yourself so
>>78402960
It's pretty sad when alberta crack smokers are the richest part of the country
>>78402723
>is the true Canada
>everyone else cries we have more autonomy than everyone else
>Cucknadians
Torontoman's tears are delicious
>>78402756
Yes, exactly - the government bows to us. We have the highest population. We have both Toronto and Ottawa. We have Waterloo and U of T; Quebec has McGill. We are English Canada and Quebec is French Canada. The rest is prairies and wheat fields and frost and esquimeaux.
>>78402998
>posts same comment twice
>"typo"
Americans are entertaining if nothing else.
>>78402409
>The word Canada comes from Quebec
What? No it doesn't...
>>78403222
Pic related fellow countrymen.
>>78403222
I forgot the picture the first time. Is it really that hard to understand?
>>78403136
>we have more autonomy than everyone else
kek
>>78402993
You don't need to go that far from the gta to see true canada. More like 2+ hours north into cottage country.
>>78402168
Your country is poor as shit stfu
>>78403136
>passes laws to promote use of French
Such culture omg wow a second language :O
Listen bro, speak French all you want, I have francophone friends in northern Ontario, but for some reason Quebecers get so damn arrogant about the most slight difference in culture. We get it youre slightly different, but that doesn't make you superior.
>>78402721
I hope you get sterolized autist
>>78403465
You tell me, youre the one who fucked up the post.
Tell me redneck, One pair too few or one pair too many?
Albertans are the dumbest niggers in this country.
>>78402409
Stfu quebecdog quebecians are not canadian
>>78402793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBTDdaCEY2k
Acadians are based, sorry about the expulsion and everything buds.
>>78403607
Id say central, but a lot of them act like americans. No idea why. Id say after about an hour north of Barrie you've cleared cuck country.
>>78402723
WE ONLY FAILED BECAUSE YOU ONTARIO FUCKERS BUSED THOUSANDS OF ANGLO FUCKERS TO VOTE STAY. You were the equivalent of the EU trying to stop the UK from leaving. yes I'm mad. We wanted to leave, you anglos played jew tricks to make us stay and now when we complain you say "well just leave"
>>78402793
No one on earth forgets it
>>78404307
Je t'adore, mon fils.
Just want to ensure there's a healthy amount of Canadian Nationalism AKA anti-americanism going on
Your Canada is pretty retarded
>>78404307
>paid allowance by dad for doing nothing
>complaining that you're not allowed outside
Maybe do your chores and stop being a little faggot. Ask your mother.
>>78391727
True
>>78404703
But let me guess, it wouldn't be retarded if I included Ontario.
>>78404627
Always will be. That's one thing even the liberal cucks get right.
>>78404581
Non mais ca fait chier, On veut partir, ils veulent qu'on partent. On est comme un couple abusif qui peut pas se separer
>>78404627
If you're anti-American you're automatically anti-Canadian as well.
>>78403915
>sterolized
mfw
>>78397517
>not singling out MTL, VAN, and the GTA.
It's like you think we aren't super racists in rural ontario.
>>78402804
Sweden or Germany may take them if we call them "colonial refugees" and let them whine about "muh residential schools".
>*Maple Merchant scheming intesifies*
Reminder: According to CBC, our $1 Billion + tax dollar state news agency, going to a residential school was the same as being in World War Fucking One.
>>78391727
i would say that bc to ontario are a part of canada because each province has something critical to provide
the northern provinces i would say are canada just because those are cold places and i assume canada is known for being cold and snowy in the winter (plus i believe it has historical ties to nunavut and first nations people)
i would say quebec is not a part of canada because they had a referendum about leaving, and that certain contests (ex: cola) exclude quebec as eligible participants
>>78404581
>not a single tabarnak in image
FRAUD
>>78405197
I feel sorry for you because that's wrong.
If easterners were superior then they would be the ones paying equalization payments
>>78404733
>paid allowance by dad for doing nothing
WE DONT WANT YOUR FUCKING ALLOWANCE, WE WANT TO LEAVE.
Are you really complaining that we don't want to be dependant anymore?
>>78405541
You clearly don't want independence if you didn't vote for it.
>>78399689
>trudea54
If you're implying you have 53 more of these, you need to post them IMMEDIATELY
>>78405167
Nigger we literally give you cucks money to stay. There is no abuse going on. What more do you want? Inependence est une reve. Une reve impossible en toutes des termes pratiques.
>Winnipeg was declared the most racist city in Canada last year and now the establishment is in full force trying to cuck it
http://www.macleans.ca/news/canada/winnipeg-shows-us-how-to-fix-canadas-racism-problem/
>>78405754
see
>>78404307
Combined with the shitskin vote
>>78405197
Youre literally retarded. This country was founded on anti-Americanism.
>>78402525
>Saskatchewan is wasteland
Saskatchewan, with 1.1 million people and 651,036 km2, is a larger agricultural producer than Ontario, with 13.6 million people and 1,000,076 million km2. Saskatchewan is the exact opposite of 'wasteland'.
>>78405969
>What more do you want?
Freedom
>>78405411
kek
tfw you tried using Canadian curse words on your Parisian friend and he looked at you really funny
>>78406118
Sorry.
A giant fucking field.
>>78406100
That's good for the founders of Canada, they're dead now.
Old men get old and die, that's the thing about them. If I hear one more "literally" out of a Canadian I'm literally going to literal you into a literal oblivion.
>>78405541
why did you want to keep the dollar then?
>>78391727
I fixed your map OP
>>78406437
>Sorry. A giant fucking field.
Much fucking better.
>>78406100
No, it wasn't. What he said is retarded but not off beat. The idea that Canada is so much different than the United States is a 1960s meme when we had nothing to be proud of and figured we'd be pompous, self-righteous cunts and pretend we were superior for not being americans.
Americans are great, and Canada is God's country.
>>78405197
based truth
>>78406630
>Quebec provincial education
Some of that clay isn't yours, can you guess which?
>>78399126
Kek good post
>>78405418
Americans are white, just because a bunch of Mexicans pop out a bunch of kids on US soil doesn't make them Americans. They're Americans in citizenship only.
>>78406191
What freedoms do you not have?
Tu as le droit de voter. utilize cet chose.
I know that immigration makes it difficult for true Quebecers to vote, but that isn't the fault of English Canada. That's the fault of Trudeau. A cucked French Canadian. Cucks all the enemy of all people.
>>78406534
I personally disagree with that, we should try to establish our own currency
>>78405390
Don't bother talking faggot I'll fucking end you. Even Hitler openly sympathized with the natives and preferred them over anglos
>literally the Westerns made in nat-soc Germany were the German and Native teamed together against the anglo or * yank * and jew
"certain Native American advocate groups, such as the fascist-leaning American Indian Federation, were to be used to undermine the Roosevelt administration from within by means of propaganda.[87][88] In addition, the Nazis considered the Sioux, and by extension all Native Americans to be Aryans,[87] a theory echoed in the sympathetic portrayal of the Natives in German westerns of the 1930s such as Der Kaiser von Kalifornien. Nazi propagandists went as far as declaring that Germany would return expropriated land to the Indians, while Goebbels predicted they possessed little loyalty to America and would rather rebel than to fight against Germany.[87] As a boy, Hitler had been an enthusiastic reader of Karl May westerns[9] and he told Albert Speer that he still turned to them for inspiration as an adult when he was in a tight spot;[89] the Karl May westerns contained highly sympathetic portrayals of American Indians."
>>78406507
literally kys you fucking faggot. get old and due, or go to your beloved America and get shot.
>>78406948
>Some of that clay isn't yours
Labrador IS Quebec
>>78407166
American detected. Detected as fuck.
>>78391727
>based northern Ontario not Canada
>based maritimes wanting anything to do with Alberta other than work. We don't.
Yea no thanks
>>78406705
Ever been to a sask reserve? That shit is like libya
>>78407475
Is it now?
>>78407468
You seem angered.
>>78407660
amused senpai. always amused.
>>78407562
I've applied for citizenship.
>>78407411
Dipshit. Hitler wrote about how natives turned spainards in to mexicans, an inferior race. He explained that the rest of north america prospered because we didn't mingle with the local wildlife
>>78406814
The basis of our nation was opposing the north American colonial revolt. Leftist stances after that were played up, ill admit, but my point stands.
>>78408051
>local wildlife
fucking kek'd
>>78406299
>ostie d'crisse de tabarnak
>parisians ask if religious song
>yes, is religion of quebec
>>78408085
>I hate America so my point still stands
Okay.
>>78408306
Youre the reason muh politics website considers us aussie tier. Your shitposts lack humour.
>>78408289
I explained how they came to be, but the only French canadien songs I know are the anthem and alouette. Tabarnac.
>Tfw NB is 96% white.
>>78407609
>Ever been to a sask reserve?
Have you? I've worked on reserves several times. The problem isn't that they're underfunded, it's that the people living in them tear them down even as they're being built. You can't, for example, plant a tree in a reserve, because some drunken Aboriginal is going to snap the young tree in half just for shits and giggles, and maybe use the half he snaps off to smash a car window. Every house on a reserve has holes punched in the walls, and every public building is vandalized before it's even finished being constructed. Nobody on a reserve has any respect for anything there because none of it's theirs, and they know that the sooner something falls apart the sooner the government will build them a new one. When that shooting went down in La Loche, the mayor started petitioning the provincial government to tear down the school and build a new one on top of it, because of the emotional trauma that is now associated with the school.
Reserves look like they're falling apart because the people living in reserves actively try to tear them apart.
>>78408748
>/pol/ is all about making funny jokes, bantz and may-mays
I'd say displaying your anger with other posters by using ALL CAPS is the truer sign of a shitty shitposter, but I digress.
>>78408051
>notice in comparison the complete lack of substance compared to my comment
Are you an anglo yid?
Race mixing is bad, and a more mutual respect took place in Canada which better preserved both peoples as opposed to the spanish and other south euroe mixing of the south americas, or the plain jewry profiteering bloody nature of the american.
>>78392072
>based
we were NDP for like fucking how long, also if you're not in whyte ridge or charleswood youre living shitty, small towns are meh at best, too many natives
>>78409252
You really think the cuckservatives are any better than the NDP? They're equally anti-nationalist and globalist.
I'll assume you agree with that- so then why do you prefer either of them? Economics?
In fact National Socialist Germany would be much more in line with the NDP than the conservatives.
Worked in Pembroke, Ont for a while and it made me a little sad. Lots of rickty houses. Few young people. Lack of job options.
>>78408882
Scotia is pretty cucked though if TPB is any indication. Africans on it every episode, sad.
>>78397026
>envy
>Canada
>>78410802
>what is Dartmouth
>>78406010
no fucking surprise there, with all the shit I've watched aboriginals pull in this city. Can greentext some stories if there's interest
>>78411252
I think you envy our White population if nothing else.
>>78406814
American's are not great, they're the bastion of jewry and if this people and this nation are goign to survive this globalist racial melting pot fate they're trying to force on us then so too must our resistance to the americans be absolute.
I live in Red Deer, Alberta.
I hate Alberta.
>a fucking leaf
Who cares.
Ontario minus Toronto is the most Canadian place in the country. It's just that Toronto has a shitload of imported pajeets, sandniggers, and gooks
Shit country full of cockless faggots
we're all fucked, it's over boyo
>>78391727
>including manitoba
o i am laffin
>>78407411
>Muh noble savage maymay.
>Muh hitler
Both got rekt by Anglos. Deal with it.
Everyone whose never met or dealt with you drunken furries thinks of Pocahontas and wisdom. Not whining and crime.
"I'll fucking end you". You've already been ended shitting bull.
>>78411557
I once watched a native calmly take the glasses off of someone, fold them up, place them down and proceed to beat the fuck out of him.
>>78391727
You forgot BC
>>78398330
It was just explorers asking Indians what the fuck they called this place and them getting confused and saying "This is a village (Canada) you stupid white devil".
>>78411842
embracing diversity is a canadian value bigot
>>78412458
No I didn't, it's right there in shit brown.
>>78405496
>that image
>>78412116
That's a pretty thug move. Surprised there's one sober enough to actually win a fight though. All the random enemy encounters I've had, they've been too drunk and uncoordinated to do much
>>78409198
>mutral respect
Maybe way way back in the day, we were more respectful of the boundries of natives during the fur trade craze. They were just better at it after thousands of years of fucking around in the bush. Then came the resedental schools, to bastardize the natives and assimilate them. Amazingly, when that backfired, we had to pay them out the ass. No real respect in that regard.
Germans were fascinated because one german author wrote a shit ton about natives and how cool they were. Germans thought that was cool. Aryan was a pretty loose term for the germans. Asians, spainards, and pretty much anybody who wasn't a jew, slav, pol or gypsy was an aryan. Germans were also getting pretty pissed with the secret messages in navajo.
Either way, in mein kampf, hitler explained the native+spainard=mexican theory. I doubt he would personally approve of them
>>78411557
I would like to point out the angle here.
The natives are being used by these george soros tier globalists as a * victim * to enforce diversity, as you saw in that article.
As if the natives have anything to do with overcoming * diversity * The natives have their own problems but none of this stems from some kind of systematic racism.
It's disgusting seeing these foreigners try to get the natives onto the anti-white pro-immigrant diversity train fucking disgusting when the natives extinction in Canada will be synonymous with the europeans extinction in Canada as this degenerate globalist racial melting pot finally comes full and George Soros dies with a smile. We must ensure he dies unhappy and depressed.
>>78412927
I think you got it mixed up with Nova Scotia
>>78413380
Wait, let me scroll up and check if I did.
>>78411648
>Rothschilds cucking the Americans with the Fed and furthering the merchant's plans is the same thing as American history and identity
Fuck off. America is fantastic. The Constitution of the United States of America is the greatest document ever written by some of the most spectacular men to ever walk the face of the earth.
>1776 best year of my life
>>78411842
entirely this.
rural ontario basically reflects kentucky/tennessee/carolina
>>78413380
>>78413520
My bad man.
>>78413554
You're a cuck, and a traitor
>>78409038
Exactly this , too bad a lot of reserves had to be so close to Winnipeg
>>78392454
My name is Sam. Are you me?
>>78412077
I get a good laugh whenever this happens.
That is...usually racism should adhere to national socialism and when it doesn't and it's just some faggot saying * racist * stuff while also saying * fuck hitler * it shows you have no goals or ideology really. You're just a fucking degenerate. Probably a libertarian trash can.
Franofag here.
Stronly wish we were not Canada.
>>78411557
Also from Winnipeg , please tell me yours
>>78414118
and why's that? Because I believe in America and the great Republic for which it stands?
I'm Canadian thru and thru and this is the greatest nation on this earth. It's okay to love my home and my neighbour, faggot.
>if you aren't nat soc you're a globalist kike
I wish this meme would die.
>>78391727
>intentionally giving away rich natural resources in selfish separation
>>78413554
hen Trump says he wants to stop muslim immigration people say * its unconstitutional, you cant do that! *
That is a situation of utter cuckdom.
Here if someone says the same thing about banning a type of immigrant, they will be called * un-canadian * but do you know whats better about that is at least we can always redefine what being canadian means and it isnt just jew written words written into stone that forever dictates us and sends us into a global racial melting pot.
I mean my god the constitution is worse than an actual human dictator because at least dictators die.
But if we ever do reclaim our nation we can make our own constitution which isn't cucked and actually includes racial preservational law so we can never end up in this situation ever again. Whenever some cuck says * but we need to import some workers * OUR un-cucked constitution will say Sorry cuck.
>>78415373
>separation
>implying
Newfie reporting in, by.
Based image, but I'd exclude Labrador. Labrador's full of smelly natives.
also include Quebec, they're don't deserve to be grouped with ontario and bc faggotry.
>>78415670
ay b'y
>also include Quebec
That's a negative b'y
>>78391727
Completely liberal country that will legalize incest by 2020
>>78415381
>being endowed with such strong constitutional rights that you can have things like castle doctrine and not be prosecuted for holocaust denial
I wish we had something as strong here. You act like b/c of the part "all men were created equal" some how negates personal responsibility and absolves shitskins from acting subhuman.
Why is everything a globalist kike scheme? The fact that you would accuse the Founding Fathers of being on that team shows just how crazy nat soc has become.
>But if we ever do reclaim our nation we can make our own constitution which isn't cucked
I agree with this part. Trouble is, with no strong legal tradition and history to point to (like the United States has) the ability for us to drastically change things has no legal or practical basis.
>>78416049
quebec deserves better by
they're the most vocal province against trudeau's cuckoldry
>>78405969
>establish independent Catholic French Canadian state
Wow, so hard to do
>>78414479
how did you know my name is sam that's some sppoky shit m8
>>78416432
nah b'y
Trudeau came from that shithole so that should tell ya what's who and who's yer sister
>>78402277
so spooky
>>78416815
He's from Ontario though and he speaks French with an English accent.
>>78417427
>the offspring of a Quebecer who speaks Quebecanese and has an undying love for Quebec going as far to say that Quebec "owns Canada"
Nope.
>>78416369
>no strong legal tradition or history
The hell? And pre-constitution u.s.a had a strong legal tradition and history?
It was just a bunch of liberals that hijacked the nation it was like they managed to somehow attend the frankfurt school and then draw up their constitution.
For something written in that time period, known as a * racist period in u.s.a * it's quite anti-racist so much so that actually the progressives are able to use it just as much as conservatives in u.s.a.
In fact I find myself at odds with American core values as an alt right or specifically national socialist more so than the liberals do.
Hence the conclusion to oppose U.S.A is clear.
Additionally U.S.A is hardly 50% white now and that is just as important to consider it a lost cause now.
Winnipeg, Regina, Saskatoon... what goes on in these places? Are they comfy?
>>78418525
Natives.
>>78417724
We've disowned his entire family, and he's never spoken a word about French OR English Canadians since he's been elected. Only immigrants. He wouldn't have had anything to do with Christians either if it weren't for immigrant Orthodox Christians.
>newfoundland is so white that mainland libcuck "humor" makes fun of us for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GJdnxbngp0
Feels good man
>>78418525
If you're a weirdo who wants to do weird shit innawoods, that's where you go. There are stories on /k/ involving satanists and injuns in that area
Goddam driving across the shield is boring sometimes
Rocks and trees and trees and rocks and rocks and trees and trees and rocks and rocks and trees and trees and rocks and rocks and trees and trees and rocks and
WAAAAAATTTTTTTEEEEERRR
>>78417724
He was raised by anglo jews, he's NOT one of us.
>>78419279
>no dead skunk on the road
>>78414758
got 2 stories. Same place, same abbo. 3-4 months apart
>at A&W across from polo around 11pm
>try to take a shit
>only stall is locked
>go have meal while waiting
>head back to stall after 20 mins, still locked
>haven't seen anyone enter or leave so wondering wtf is up
>abbo passed out on the ground, random garbage and used needles strewn all around the stall.
>he has sheets lying on the ground. Apparently has decided the bathroom is his new apartment/drug den
>>78418525
Indian throatsingers set forest fires so that they'll get hired to fight them
No I am not joking
>>78418958
>>78419476
TAKE HIM BACK WE DON'T WANT HIM.
the KGB was sponsoring terrorism in quebec back in the day. that should be reason alone to force them to stop speaking an obsolete and feminized form of the frankish/german language and instead speak the queen's tongue. otherwise you're just opening yourself to potential socialist invasion and seizure of power.
Also my fellow comrades we should keep in our hearts the monumental vote Brexit that is still dead even right now, anything that can help spark nationalism and take these fucking liberals down a heavy notch is something we can support- similar to supporting the American Trump.
>>78419665
Maybe as a compromise, we could drop him somewhere halfway between us... say, in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.
>>78419487
>chinese tourists parked in right lane trying to take pictures of said skunk
Fuck you rural Ontario is based
>>78419994
That'd work for me if the Pacific was between us.
>>78420143
Rural anywhere is based, but as a whole Ontario is a big ol' shit.
>>78420434
If you go the long way around it's about halfway
>>78419695
>let me tell you about your country
which maritime province for end of the world: New Brunswick vs Nova Scotia vs PEI
>>78420545
kek
I'm down, I'll get the rope you get the buttplug.
>>78419493
>taking a shit outside your house
lol
Well you would be the kind of guy that runs into stuff like that.
>>78420791
hello QIDF
>>78420979
PEI is too small, New Brunswick is too French and meh, New Scotland is best Scotland and best place to be for the world to end.
>>78391727
>he doesn't know that New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, Ontario and Quebec are the 1st provinces in Canada
>that feel when underpaid with a shitty currency in an overtaxed province
When am I going to find the motivation to finally leave this shithole
>>78391727
>Labrador
Gross
>>78422247
Why would you think I don't know this?
I'm sorry but some of you Quebecers are just straight up fuckin' goofs.
>>78420979
New Brunswick is french, PEI is tiny.
The only based part of Nova Scotia is Cape Breton, which is fucking gorgeous. The rest of Nova Scotia is pretty cucked though.
>>78422397
This, Labrador is full of smelly natives and I don't even know why they're considered the same province as Newfoundland.
>>78422711
>The only based part of Nova Scotia is Cape Breton
Ayyyy that's me.
Favourite spot on the Island pic related.
>>78422663
But I'm in Ontario, anon....
Also, other provinces just tagged along like bitches do.
>>78421216
The FLQ was very obviously run by the KGB though, it's completely at odds with French Canadian nationalism both historically and at the time, not to mention they declared allegiance to the Soviet Union and fled to (Soviet-aligned at the time) Cuba to escape
>>78391727
I do fucking hate people from Alberta and Saskatchewan.
Penticton army reporting in
>>7842300
I don't go to Cape Breton too often but when I do it's absolutely fantastic lad
Cape Breton and Newfoundland stronk
>>78406010
My mother and father are from manitoba, and they love to roast the shit out of sandniggers and shitskins while I absorb all of my dads alberta oil money
>>78423777
>alberta oil money
enjoy while it lasts
>>78421023
it was an emergency, famalam.
>>78419493
>at A&W again with gf while waiting on the bus
>Abbo suddenly comes wandering out of stall and makes a beeline for group of preteen pinoy girls
>reeks so bad I can smell him from across restaurant
>he spends 10 minutes trying to convince these girls to have sex with him while they awkwardly stare at their phones
>oldest is 13 tops
>eventually they try to leave and he follows them to their bus stop
>comes back inside and immediately sits in the booth to the right of me
>every time I'm not looking in his direction he's staring at my gf
>catch him doing this a few times and glare his way
>still not taking the hint. Ask him what he's looking for
>mumbles something and instantly walks off to stand in the entryway, still staring at us through the window.
>try to toggle off beta mode, stand up and ask him why the fug he's staring at us
>employees are watching at this point
>he starts briskly walking towards me and puts a hand in his jacket pocket
>employee immediately steps in and defuses situation by kicking aboriginal out and calling the police non-emergency line
after typing out this story, realize it's pretty shit. Hard to describe just how fucked up this guy was through greentext
>>78423735
Nice place to retire but if you're young there's no place for you. Sad to have to leave soon but I'm hoping I'll be back.
>>78424413
The other story is plausible, but that one no.
Also the word * famalam * is in your vocabulary and you will be properly judged for it by everyone. Fucking dismissed.
>>78401957
At least we know how to work. Which is why we took your jobs and left you to burn.
>>78391727
Toronto isnt that bad if you stay inside all day and live in a safe neighbourhood far from the liberals and refugees. Downtown Toronto is really only good for resturants and stores that aren't weed shops.
>>78425612
I wrote it ironically :^)
also if you think a story where next to nothing happened is implausible you haven't been living in Mb long. I've talked with bros who have had their Snowmobiles stolen right out of their yards by abbos on the reserves and ended up having to buy their own sled back because law enforcement refuses to go up there.
