Why are you Americans so obsessed with us?
>>78345060
We just want to help, Dad
>>78345060
something with oedipus maybe
Its your only chance at redemption
>>78345060
After today we'll let you fade back into obscurity.
Because even if we hate you, the Eternal Anglo must never be divided.
>>78345060
We Americans have this thing about rooting for the little guy. We want to see the underdog win. Nothing pisses people off more than a bully winning or a game that isn't close.
>>78345060
>Implying I don't love my abusive, alcoholic father, and want to see him survive rather than be Jewed to death.
>>78345060
we want you to leave the eu dad
We're really not. British news talks about us every chance they get, and most media outlets in the US don't even remember you exist.
father's day was only a few days ago and we didn't get you anything
>>78345173
this
watching our forebears get cucked and overrun by third-world savages is no laughing matter.
Also, anything that fucks with the EU really gives me a throbbing 4-inch hard-on
>>78345060
daddy issues
>>78345060
We speak the same language and you have (or had) a strong cultural identity.
>>78345173
This. It's like when you realize your dad is really weak and each fall may break his hip... and then the neighborhood punks keep scamming him out of his retirement money.
>>78345060
Daddy issues
>>78345060
I don't think they are m8
Tongue-in-cheek, mate? You have a giggle, mate?
Most Americans never even think about the UK. Your news isn't even reported, here; literally nobody cares.
>>78345963
Are you fucking goats or shooting the people fucking goats?
And it's because we love you. We see what's happening to Germany, Sweden, France, Belgium, Greece, Spain, and (literally name an EU country) and we fear for you because of it. UK is oldest foe and greatest ally
>>78346421
>republicans more likely to support remain
WEW
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>>78346638
Shooting the people fucking the goats.
>>78346571
Then why does your media go nuts whenever a member of our Royal Family squeezes out another kid?
>>78346746
Hooray what branch?
>>78346845
>why does your media go nuts whenever a member of our Royal Family squeezes out another kid
It's a 2 minute report on the 10 o'clock news. Not exactly "going nuts".
>>78346638
Lies and slander
>>78346984
0203 USMC
>>78345060
We just fucking hate Europe leftists and anything that pisses off leftist Europeans is considered a good thing in my book.
>important thing happens in a country
>people talk about it
>UGH SO OBSESSED
>>78346845
Royalty is weird to us. It fascinates Americans that you have this one family that you elevate a certain family to be head of the land, while they do absolutely nothing
>>78347146
noice, I'd give you shit for
>marine
>intel
but I was in the navy, so glass houses and all that
>>78345060
We care that you have given away your freedom, your land, and your women. We never see young Brits fighting in your streets just young mooslims pushing your old folks around and you and the police are nowhere to be found. Where the fuck are you guys when mooslims take your streets at night.? There's no fucking cops. ARE YOU WORRIED YOU MAY BE CAUGHT? Fucking Sherlock Holmes couldn't find out.
>>78345060
Daddy issues
>>78347502
I get enough shit as it is d00d
>>78346845
Kings and queens are mythical beings to us. So any time royals are on the news it's like a fairy tale come to life for us.
>>78345060
Because nobody likes to watch their father get fucked in the ass on a regular basis.
>>78345060
It's because your accents make our pussies wet
>>78345060
Because a shit load of us here are of the aame kin. Cause the same shit is happening to both of us and while we all laugh at eachother its honestly just shitty. Some of us want to so our motherland in its prime. Fuck, I want to see at least one white civilization flourish, is that so bad?
>>78345060
i don't, i just think brexit propaganda ties in nicely with trump propaganda so i'm supporting it for trump's sake
>implying you won't be following the Trump election night just as closely
Pic related
>>78345060
Its funny to watch you guys get bitched slapped around.
>>78345060
When you pussies get run over we have a continent to destroy.
>>78345060
For what I've seen its the other way around lol
>>78345060
We see the long slow decline if the West in hideous detail as you devolve into an islamic caliphate.
Please take care Achmed.
>>78345060
Because, you're like our childhood friend that we remember fondly but can't seem to stop fucking up.
We want you to succeed, but we're forced to watch heartbroken as you fail again and again.
>>78345173
>you say I'm no good with technology and I got pc-protector on my computer
Dad I want to be close by, but I can't, what do you want me to do so we can keep avoiding these things.
>>78345060
Why do children keep contact with their parents? Same shit, different format.
>>78346214
Well ya the plan is to fuck your woman and preach Islam. So who wins? Hang Remainers. All of them
>>78345825
That's never going to happen. Kiss your Anglo dream good bye, thanks to the Remainers.
>>78345173
>country roleplaying
faggot
>>78345060
We don't wanna see daddy get gangraped by muslims
My country and virtually my entire family came from britain if you go back far enough
>>78345060
I say the same to all the brits in the Trump general
>>78345060
We just want to see you stronk again
>>78345060
I wanted to see if you fags actually had balls.
Apparently you don't.
>>78346252
Ya but lets feed lazy niggers and fat bitches. Fuck Government faggotry.
Having delusions of grandeur? Most Americans aren't aware of Brexit outside the ones who are extremely interested in politics.
>>78346638
Animal
>>78345060
Because if you don't BREXIT your fucking asses out of the EU, WW3 and White Spring begins.
>>78346845
Royal lol. Royal doesnt give up a Monarchy for Weak cunts.
>>78345060
>Why do Americans want to see their fatherland grasp freedom and break away from an oppressive regime that controls every aspect of their country lock-stock-and barrel with only their own interests in mind
GEE I FUCKING WONDER DAD
>>78345060
I like the UK. Its where my family emigrated from and I lived most my life in Washington state and the constant overcast drizzle is top tier comfy
>>78345060
Obsessed with who?
>EU is an economic rival
>Brexit would trigger another recession within the EU
>Possibly could start a domino effect of exit referendums
How was this not obvious to you?
@78345060
sorry no "you" for you
>>78345060
democrats sitting on the floor was bigger news than your little exit
>>78345060
Watching you is like watching our dad slip into dimentia.
>>78345060
We're not. I wished these brexit threads and syrian threads would go to /int/ where they belong and /pol/ should be strictly for american politics.
>>78346186
Soccer faggots
>>78347883
u guys still mad about what happened a few years ago no hard feels right?
>>78345173
We can destroy continents in mere days. Try it this will be fun.
