ITT: we describe our country with one accurate statement
''Hey at least we're not arabs''
Who am I introducing us to? The USA is the only thing created in the universe. Everything else is lies made up by the media.
>>78340162
Well atleast this generation is mostly white
>>78340659
Narrow it down to one sentence and you're golden
>>78340162
we're all related
We're Murica, fuck yeah!
>>78340875
'Murrica is too great for one sentence.
Israel's best friend and cheap bear
>>78340162
pew pew
>>78340960
Turkey
>>78341003
perfect.
>>78341123
... beer
"Third time's the charm"
>>78340162
conquerors turned cucks
>"welcome to the gun control utopia"
>>78340162
We saved all of your asses in 3 times.
gib moni pls
Naród wspaniały, tylko ludzie kurwy.
Should have remained seperate states, that way not all of us would have to be the bad boys.
>>78340162
I can't think of anything and /pol/ is probably too unimaginative to come up with something that doesn't involve roaches
>>78340162
I thought long and hard on this, and came up with nothing.
Sixty percent is another way to say three-fifths.
>>78342717
sunnis in shia's clothing
We have guns, take it or leave it.
>>78340162
"Hey at least we're greatest allies"
>Strokes muhnorah
As close to the third world you can get while still having WiFi and Starbucks
Our capital is overrun with muslims
>>78340162
New McRib!
We're fat lol
>>78342800
don't you have Wolverine or something
"Hey, we didnt die to alcohol poisoning(yet)"
[Redacted by thought police]
>>78340162
״עלה והצלח!״
>>78341003
>>78342800
your repeating digits please me (thats also my intro)
>>78340162
We're poor and irrelevant for an European country but at least we killed a lot of moors back in the Middle Ages
>>78342717
Fuck off back to central Asia, savage.
>>78342800
Perfect!
>pic related
Not only describe my country but others as well
>>78343169
>>78343410
>my non-intro was my intro
>>78340162
''Hey at least we're not poles''
>>78340162
You're even worse than Arabs. You're the fucking lowest.
Bunch of hairy man angry at the Greeks
Sheill be right mate, no wakas.
>>78340162
Canada: Memes and hockey.
We're the country of enlighteners and human rights
"Just out for a rip are ya bud?"
>>78343846
>Darwin's Theory Of Evolution
>>78342717
Gobble gobble
>>78340659
Here's a better one:
We can't fucking count.
>>78340162
>the curren years counry
>a fucking leaf
> mapple syrup money
>merica minus black plus healh care
Council of Tatars
This thread would make much more sense in /int/
>>78342717
"40% Islamist, 40% Liberal, 20 % Kurd, 100% RPG"
>>78344360
Reading is hard, man. I gave up before I got to the "one statement" part.
>>78340162
we build dykes
Did you hear about my Empire?
Some people just don't realize they love me.
>>78344968
What ?
"What's gun crime?"
>>78340162
But aren't you semites? Which makes you very closely related to Arabs at least?
"fucking terrone/polentone"
>>78344495
Canada is quite the most boring country on Earth. Prove me wrong.
>>78344968
You gotta stop living in the past, it's not healthy
Get off your ass, stop daydreaming and fix your shit in the current year
>>78340162
We can still be saved by monarchy.
>>78345377
aren't you germanic? doesn't make you very close to frenchies at least?
>>78341003
Murrica: beyond anything you could hope to be
>>78340162
>except for all the Mizrahi
>and the Druze
>and the Bedouins
>and the "Israeli Arabs"
you fags are like half ethnically Arab. You even have your own arak.
kek, Ashkenazim still in denial about having a nation just for their (((white))) selves.
Republican are far-left scum
>>78345161
Maoris
"Half of our popuation are eurocratic cucks"
Non-lethal Australia.
Made in China
>>78340162
Hi we're full of fascist assholes but at least we're not as bad as the rest of the world.
>>78345730
I'm sorry I couldn't hear you over our space program
Tried to remove kebab but got fucked on that by USA and NATO
>>78341724
WTF AM I LOOKING AT HERE???
Hate us cuz they ain't us
>>78345062
You remember, the one that slapped down Napoleon?
Who am i?
>>78345634
No, we are not from the Congo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJMLJVha5sw
>>78342717
"Where roaches thrive"
[spoiler]sorry[/spoiler]
A better Swede
>>78345425
we got the most cucked prime miniser....
the only great part of canada is gone now
>>78340162
"We leave everything to the last minute whilst blaming others for things that don't matter and being oblivious of how we're being stolen of our land and our future"
![PikiWiki_Israel_35170_Grave_of_Ilan_Ramon[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2GUnSX2.jpg "PikiWiki_Israel_35170_Grave_of_Ilan_Ramon[1].jpg")
>>78346076
hhhhh ya 7mar, at least our first astronaut came back
>>78345425
Can't
>>78340162
"Hey at least we're not Serbs"
>>78340162
at least we have oil
>>78346778
... unlike your whole fucking army
>>78340162
Hey at least we're not Pakistanis or Asian Jews(Chinese)
>>78340162
sorry
>>78340162
"Hey, at least we're not America"
at least we have poutine
>>78347189
>kikes are now roasting Poland for getting fucked by Nazi Germany
wew
>>78346076
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cy9HeM8QQc
At least we're not niggers
>>78347686
I thought the holocaust never happened on /pol/
>>78347189
Fucking BUUUUUUURN
>>78340162
portugal: the nicest shithole on the planet
>>78347071
literally came here to post this
>>78347751
Oh my lord kek
>>78341123
>>78341184
I can attest that you do indeed have cheap beer (good beer too). Gambrinus, Kozel and Pilsner Urquell are my favourites. I'm not such a fan of Staropramen.
Great cities too, Prague is obviously pretty beautiful and full of loads of shit to do. Plzen was also a good laugh.
>>78345425
You see, whilst you are correct, (Insert joke about poland being occupied by the germans and then the soviets)
>>78347189
#REKT, and I'm Polish....
>>78341817
False
https://www.les-crises.fr/the-successful-70-year-campaign-to-convince-people-the-usa-and-not-the-ussr-beat-hitler/
"The republic was a mistake"
>>78348487
kill yourself you fucking inbred retard, go join ISIS or some shit then you cunt
>>78347189
I never understood why you would even attack tanks with cavallery.
>>78347751
>when goyim attack us
okay I giggled
>>78349323
They didn't, the tanks somehow snuck up on the calvary. Don't ask me how, it just happened.
>>78348996
Yes very good Canada, very good.
HOWEVER
>>78343079
Woah! That's a weird fly! Purple eyes and a green proboscis? Wild!
>>78347189
>>78349323
They didn't, it was Russian propaganda.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_cavalry#Cavalry_charges_and_propaganda
Not only did they not charge tanks, most of the time when they charged they did it successfully.
Fucking bizarre.
>>78340162
"Our ills are at least our own made, for better or worse."
I don't give a fuck about the air raid siren, ok?
>>78349561
Maybe the tanks walked on tippy-toes?
>>78342287
>for kurwa i zloty
wat?
Welcome to my special hell
>>78340162
At least we aren't overrun by refugees
>>78350383
>I'm trying to sneak up on them
The fact most competent people leave this country isn't related at all with how shitty Brazil is
>>78350304
Oh, I got something batter:
>I could totally blow this mall up if I wanted too
>>78351068
also
>Am I late enough to go on a bus this overcrowded?
"The fucking jews"
>>78340162
You're worse than arab
>>78351420
Idk about Arabs as a race but NOTHING is worse than a Muslim.
>>78346076
>file name
Well played greatest ally
>>78340162
I shat post but I should probably also say you're a faggot. Arabs are fine. Muslims are not. Take your retardation elsewhere.
>>78347994
>I thought it didn't happen on /pol/
Oh Benjamin, genocides don't happen on the internet, what are you trying to imply?
>>78347751
You forgot the first part.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ybuKQf9p5jg
Atleast we are not swedes.
>>78349200
why did you guys overthrow him?
>>78341354
Kek
"We're pretty small but no need to worry about us we're alright like"
Ahh go on vote leave
Fuck off England
>>78347986
>Implying
>>78340162
Burgers for everyone
>>78349182
> implying your tiny little island could have held Hitler back without our supplies
> implying we also didn't save your ass by rebuilding the whole of Europe for free
> implying after the West front has been obliterated, Hitler couldn't focus massive amounts of force against Russia even more strategically
Refendcucked twice, we are a shed within a shed.
>>78340162
Funny South Africa just shows how fucking stupid everyone is.
>>78340162
you can't underpay me as much as I can not work
>>78340162
At least we are not Belgium.
>>78340162
We hate us more than you do
You may not like us, but what are you going to do about it?
Sometimes I forget that most of the world even exists.
They hate us cuz they ain't us.
We are all Brussels.
>>78340162
England, Please re-colonize us....but only after brexit passes
>>78340162
actualy u are
"not all arabs are muslims"
Please come to Brazil.
At least we arn't Sweden.
" Hu3 Hu3 pass the banana plis" Sad but true.
>>78346104
Old lady with neurofibromatosis
We're trying.
We almost did it.
or
Glorious past, blight future.
Which one is fitting better?
>>78340162
At least we're not gulf arabs
>>78367843
How about: 3 times cucked?
Factually, objectively, the best country.
>>78368641
More like FATUALLY
>>78342853
massively underrated
>>78340162
"our ancestors created a great country, and now lets allow the Mexicans ruin it"
Thanks Obama bin laden.
>>78340162
WE WUZ [insert people that actually did something hand happened to live in this peninsula]
>>78340162
Tiocfaidh ár lá, goyim
>>78345634
Israel with the bants. Truly our greatest ally. Makes me proud to be a Jew.
>>78346076
The hair should be noses.
>>78370124
Back to back world war... alliance traitors?
>>78341354
Underrated, kek
>>78375280
>Makes me proud to be a Jew.
kys
Meh. At least we've got more potatoes than Poland..
The country that built the world.
If we must work two more hours, we'll be make a manifestation.
>>78340822
And it is going to be your last Sven.
>>78390505
>>78340162
We're Americans, we don't care what you think about us.
>>78341003
And to think it's going to become even greater next year.
hey we're the iberic colony that didn't break off (yet)
>>78340162
Hillary is going to be our president and Trump will lose horribly
more beer, sausages and tits and less immigration
>>78340162
DIRTY
FILTHY
SEMITE
>>78347751
Fucking Mel Brooks
He never disappoints
>>78341354
shshshshhs
4th reich soon comrade.
>>78375278
>>78346076
That's a very rare merchant, haven't seen that before. Sorry Schlomo, but I'm saving for future use.
>>78375280
not our greatest ally, you can't be an ally of yourself dirty yid.
>>78347686
In all fairness, Poland don't really have a choice. Regardless, it was going to get fucked.
>>78347284
>"Hey, at least we're not Americans, but we're still a bunch of hosers, eh!"
Fixed that for you America's hat :)
>>78344257
This is actually bretty gud
>>78347986
Well, not entirely niggers, but well played Egypt, well played.
>>78347986
Or semites, pure Egyptians are ayylmao their own race.
>>78349182
Dat 1945 cope
>>78350304
Israel pretty much is one big air raid siren.
>>78350449
For kurwa and money.
We rule the world.
Hello foreigner, thanks for the wallet.
>>78340162
At least we're not swedish
>>78398537
You are not isreal you dumb burg
>>78340162
Hue hue hue
It only gets worse from here on
>>78340162
"At least we're not Swedish" -Norway
We wil be whiter than you in 20 years
>>78341133
BILL OF NEEDS
>>78340162
"Hey at least we are not Mexicans"
Fuck off, we're full.
alternatively
G'day, cunt.
Black makes everything better, except neighborhoods
>>78340162
Hey at least we aren't other shittier countries
Have an Empire in 1300es , WE WUZ KANGZ.jpg ,Europe says Ottoman refugees welcome , loose every war trying to revive it , atleast we get to watch same thing happend to western Europe atm , oh did i mention we used to be an Empire ?
>>78341177
so much this
>>78347071
Haha, so funny, try being a bit more creative i might laugh this way its sad
>>78348618
>>78340162
We don't understand the concept of "natural or god-given rights"
>>78340162
"We're number one!"
"we're the best around, no one's ever gonna take us down!"
prove me wrong
Going to be Great Again.
>>78340162
"Oi butt, we're saving Britain and all tha' like."
>>78340162
We are Israel greatest ally(asset)
>>78346104
Ball sac face
