Hello everyone,
I'm an MI5 intelligence operative. I'm the first point of call at the branch for the monitoring of far-right groups on the internet. I'm also tasked with monitoring this section of the internet. Since there seems to be lots of talk regarding MI5 recently with regards to the EU referendum here in the UK, we've decided to do an AMA (Ask me anything) with you to improve relations.
So, here we go!
>>78320766
Stop being a bitch for the EU and do your goddamn job and protect Britain from the globalists who only want to enslave your brothers and sisters.
>>78320766
how do magnets work?
HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO EXPLAIN SPURDO TO A PUDGY, BALDING 55 YEAR OLD GUY FROM GLASGOW WHO JUST WANTS TO KNOW IF TURKISH NATIONALS ARE DISSATISFIED WITH THEIR LEADERSHIP?
>>78320766
Why did you kill Jo Cox?
>>78320766
What do you think about rapefugees?
What about gun laws?
Do you get triggered by guns?
>>78320766
>monitoring of far-right groups on the internet
/pol/ is a international board of love
we are so diverse you probably are going to get tired of diversity
>>78320766
Timestamp you limey Paki
>>78320766
Why are you and MI6 so bad at your jobs?
WHATS UR PASSWORD
>>78320766
Do you realize that all intelligence fields attract incompetent dorks, and the lot of you are pudgy?
>>78320766
Do mi5 and mi6 have 5-a-side football matches?
Everything here is satire m8, nothing to worry about.
>>78320766
tits plus timestamp or get the fuck out of here
>>78320766
Fuck off, this is our turf
@OP:
HOW MANY RABBI'S COCKS DID YOU HAVE TO GOBBLE IN THE JEWISH CITY OF L0ND0N TO GET YOUR (BLOW)-JOB?
>>78321903
This is so beautiful
>>78320766
I tracked down one of my gangstalkers on Facebook and i found out with a little help from google that her grandfather was at one point second in command of the RAF.
Is this a usual background for a gang stalker?
Also what would happen to me if u confronted her. Will I be hurt.
And you do have mind reading tech just admit it.
>>78320766
what does this advert on /pol/ mean, why did you put it there?
Hey asshole remember 1812? Yeah we haven't forgotten bitch nigger
>>78320766
It's fun to pretend and use your imagination isn't it
>>78320766
Are you really forced to masturbate to the naked image of the queen until your oxytocin levels are so high you'd literally die out of love to protect her?
>>78322408
What the fuck is a gang stalker??
>>78321903
I remember the thread this was from. That gun is sexual.
>TFW you live in MA and can't own a pistol grip "long barrel" with a 30rd mag. Why even live
Do MI5 watch individuals?
How close does MI5 tie in with US agencies?
Am I under surveillance as a chemical engineering graduate who constantly posts extremist stuff on right wing websites?
Valid identification with timestamp or fuck off.
>>78322314
> on pol
What in the world did you do to deserve this?
>>78322786
>>78322649
Awful, awful, awful Im sorry bro.
And thats a 40 round mag, kek.
Hey, why is your logo a pyramid with an eye on top...? Also, is your wage adequate compensation for an eternity of sucking demon cock, you goddamned fool?
>1 post by this ID
>>78320766
What are your pronouns?
>>78323145
>>78322995
Shit never mind
Type faster
>>78322629
coordinated team psyops straight out of the tavistock institute
>>78322995
>bongs have inbred so much they've turned into Slavs
Top kek. No wonder Brits and Slavs both love track suits
>>78322995
time stamp, give it to us
>>78322995
Literally first result to come up when you type Navy Mod 90 into google.
>>78322995
do you have to be far right to be interesting? my honest assessment is that this place is mostly intelligence and lobby groups with a few shit talking dingbats mixed in
very little as far as actual right wing extremists depending on your definition
>>78322995
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/jun/17/trident-whistleblower-william-mcneilly-discharged-from-royal-navy
>Trident whistleblower William McNeilly 'discharged' from Royal Navy
Saged
>>78323638
No. From our extensive analysis, this site consists mostly of disaffected young Caucasian men from middle class backgrounds.
>>78322995
yeah i recognise that guy from the story that broke years ago. wasn't he some trident whistleblower that got into shit when he talked about classified submarine operations?
>>78320766
So what do the MI5 do for England? Do you think the far-right groups are dangerous?
Stop giving him (you)'s you bunch of inbred retards.
Saged
>>78323826
shows what you know, the site gets huge traffic, how could it be majority any specific ethnic group unless you're counting latinos asians and natives as white?
>>78321101
Underrated post
Is my bet a winner.
>>78323986
>So what do the MI5 do for England?
they protect the investments of wealthy people
>>78324203
>>78321916
>we are diverse
This is true, flags from all over the globe are indulged in friendly and successful discussions of tolerance and love.
>>78324141
It is majority white. Overwhelmingly.
>>78322995
>expiry date 2008
OP is probably a paki janitor who picked up the tag
>>78324203
It is indeed. Remain is leading quite firmly from what we know.
>>78320766
Have you ever had to explain to your boss what a Spurdo is?
>>78324524
it is 2017 not 2008
>>78324638
OH shit mein negger I must be fucking retarded
>>78320766
Is there any chance that you guys will stop really really obvious lying? Could you be arsed to at least make up plausible lies?
>>78322314
:'^)
It's good knowing that where the good goys after all
>>78324855
don't worry burger, you will learn the proper date writing system in good time.
/pol/ is a board of peace
>>78324941
naw senpai I ain't a burger I've recently moved here from the cayman islands
>>78320766
do find here unironical nazis? [if not classified] are many Poles in the UK into big illegal activities?
hey there...hows life in a organization full of normal people doing extraordinary things?
Proof with timestamp or GTFO pakinigger.
>>78320766
>not being part of the much cooler MI6
>>78325930
fuck them
>>78320766
How long will it take you to respond to the Straßerg Parlament attack.
Are you ready for it .
>>78320766
Playing along:
Did it ever occur to you the "Far Right" wouldn't have any power if our Government and the EU weren't flooding our nations with people who have been proven to hate us and are doing us harm, such as in Cologne and Rotherham? Terrorism doesn't scare the ordinary people, seeing their local areas lose all their local, native identity, seeing their culture erased in everything from the church to the dramas on the BBC, and knowing there are gangs preying on our kids are things that scare and upset us. Your job would be easier and cost us far less as a nation, if you would help us retain our homogeneity and culture!
t: A fucked off Brit.
>>78320766
GIBRALTAR ESPAÑOL!!!
>>78320766
brexit yes or no??
>>78322610
Not OP, but all Brits do this.
>>78326632
It's not happening I'm afraid.
>>78320766
I'm behind 7 proxies so fuck you MI5.
Nigger nigger nigger
>>78320766
How much do you earn?
>>78327144
Starting salary is just over £29,000. I've been in a few years, so I'm on around £34,000
>>78320766
Have you ever met any reptilian humanoids???
>>78327316
Do you like the work?
How do you get in there?
>>78326886
What about the masked mercenary that CIA tried to apprehend?
>>78323826
>disaffected
and why not? the world's going to hell
>>78320766
Can I have a job?
>>78328261
your mom
>>78320766
Under what specific written authority to you conduct this session?
[citation needed]
>>78323826 >>78324463
>from our extensive analysis
What extensive analysis.
[citation needed]
>>78324539 >>78326886
Why would a law enforcement agency publicly comment on a Referendum?
[citation needed]
>>78325977
Is impersonation of an MI-5 employee (your current action) a violation of UK law?
>>>/qst/ or >>>/b/ please
>>78320766
Have you managed to weaponise dubs yet?
>>78330970
what a buzzkiller
>>78320766
Why the connection errors on VPNs nigger I have a shitpost habit
